Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Rosanna stood at the entrance of the alley with her lunch box in her arms, and continued to "watch" the scene of Tony chatting with the smart housekeeper with a mentality of watching a double-mouth comic.

——'This is better than a movie. ' The little onmyoji thought very sincerely.

"In short, we need to find a place to stay first..." Tony said, looking at the surrounding buildings, and complained in a low voice, "Why are the surroundings so dilapidated?"

A movie theater with a dusty brand, and several milk tea shops and flower shops that have closed down and are being sold to the outside world... These are far from Tony's usual high-quality living standards.

Although he was very dissatisfied with the surrounding environment, Tony still waved his hand and said to the smart housekeeper grandly as usual: "J, buy this building as quickly as possible, I really can't stand the current environment .”

"Sir," the smart butler said the extremely tragic truth in a very bitter tone, "Let me remind you, we have no money now."

The expression on Tony's face froze, "...Can't you even afford such a dilapidated building?" You must know that Tony would not notice this kind of dilapidated and unfinished building in normal times. Your own standard of living! !

"Yes. And it's more than that, sir," the smart butler added with great concern, "We are penniless now, and our assets are zero." So don't talk about buying a property, even find a small hotel as a temporary residence Can't do it.

——Tony Stark, the richest man with a mustache, lost his Iron Man suit on this day, and also lost his money ability.

After hearing the news about the smart housekeeper, Tony leaned helplessly on the bench beside him, feeling that the whole world had suddenly turned pale. ——Tony Stark's world was originally filled with the smell of banknotes, money and other local tyrants, but now these... all have become the smell of washing powder bubbles spit out by smart housekeepers.

I know the smell of poverty :)

Just when Tony was about to cry, he suddenly heard a chuckle.He turned his head subconsciously, and saw a red-haired girl at the entrance of the alley.

After watching the "double-mouthed crosstalk performed by Iron Man and Smart Butler" at close range and accidentally laughing out loud, Rosanna coughed a little embarrassedly, holding the lunch box in her arms, crooked Looking at the two of them with his head down, he said harmlessly, "Sorry, did I interrupt something?"

Seeing the smile on Rosanna's face, Tony looked away in embarrassment, "No."

Tony patted the washing machine next to him to cover up, and added, "I'm just chatting with my faithful partner."——Tony regretted a little after saying this sentence, because he felt that as soon as he said this sentence... The atmosphere seemed even weirder.

Sure enough, upon hearing what Tony said, Rosanna looked at the washing machine next to him with a hesitant expression, and replied with some hesitation: "Uh... yes."

Roseanne wasn't too surprised that 'the washing machine can talk'.After all, in this era of little X elves and X cat elves everywhere, people even want street lamps to be able to speak and tell stories.

But... Rosanna looked at the same dilapidated washing machine with many small and colorful advertisements next to this down-and-out homeless man, and commented with some embarrassment: "Then, sir, the way you decorate your partner is really amazing. .”

Rosanna has always been a little girl who is good at caring for others, but she must say that this gentleman's aesthetic level in decorating his companions... is really worrying.

Like Rosanna, Tony is also carefully looking at the various decorations 'on' his smart butler at this time.This old washing machine has almost become a small mobile billboard, and the things posted on it include but are not limited to: 'Want to improve your academic performance? xx remedial classes are waiting for you''Want to get rich overnight? xx investment is your guide on the road to success', 'Let's learn more about swimming and fitness'--and other contact information for various scammers.

Tony moved his steps nonchalantly, blocking the 'wonderful' advertisements that he didn't even see, and asked the red-haired girl opposite, "Are you—"

"I'm Rosanna," the girl raised the lunch box in her hand to signal, and at the same time pointed to the bench next to Tony, explaining, "I work in the movie theater next door, and I come to this chair every day at noon up for lunch."

Hearing what the girl said, Tony shrugged and stepped aside in embarrassment, "Sorry, I took your place."

"No," Rosanna shook her head, "This is a public area. But... I'm also really curious how you and your partner got here. I have been working in this cinema for half a year, and I have never Haven't seen you."

"Uh—" Tony rolled his eyes and replied vaguely, "We came from somewhere else."

——He didn't lie, another parallel world, isn't it 'other places'.

Tony replied very guilty, for fear that what he said would arouse the suspicion of the red-haired girl.But I didn't expect——

Rosanna's attention was not focused on Tony's words at all, but was drawn away by a suppressed low 'cuckoo' sound.

At first Rosanna and Tony didn't understand where the strange sound was coming from. Tony even knocked on the washing machine and muttered in confusion: "Is the washing machine too old to make the noise?"

Before the inexplicably blamed smart housekeeper had time to explain himself, a louder 'grunt' sound came out.

But this time, they all recognized where the sound came from: Tony's belly.

This sound is not the wail of the washing machine after a breakdown, but the body's resistance after a 'breakdown'.

—Simply put, Tony Stark, is poor and hungry right now.

After realizing that the strange and loud sound was actually his stomach crying, Tony raised his hand to cover his stomach in embarrassment, and at the same time said to Rosanna nonchalantly: "People always encounter things in life. to such a small matter."

"Pfft," Rosanna coughed, held back her smile, and said to Tony, "I brought lunch, do you want to eat it together?"

"No—" Tony couldn't do this kind of thing of grabbing a girl's lunch.But when Iron Man wanted to decline Rosanna, his stomach suddenly groaned again.

Obviously, Tony's hunger has already made an answer and a choice for him.He could only change his words quickly: "I mean, okay, thank you."

——The essence of life is face-slapping and true fragrance.

Rosanna's lunch was prepared for her by the gods such as Gokudori. The cute box contained exquisite rice balls, cherry mochi, and two chocolate-flavored donuts.

Tony bit the donut and answered Roseanne's question vaguely: "I was doing some—"

"Working at the Sky" - Flying around in the sky to save the world in an Iron Man suit, "occasionally busy in my own company." - Forced by Pepper to go to the office to sign a few papers and then run quickly Lu, "something like that."

There are a lot of things included in the supplement of 'and the like', such as fighting villains, anti-nuclear weapons...etc.These are dangerous activities that are not appropriate to talk about.

"Well," Roseanne asked after swallowing a mouthful of rice balls, "then you—"

Although Rosanna asked casually unintentionally, it pierced Tony's heart hard, "...they are all... gone now."

Things that exist in another world, Tony can't get them here now.

Although they were chatting, Rosanna and Tony's thoughts were completely on two different lines. The red-haired girl nodded and thought regretfully: "It turned out that they went bankrupt suddenly, no wonder they are so depressed now." '

Rosanna glanced at the washing machine that had finally stopped bubbling, "And she posted her partner so... uniquely." '

Roseanne, who had to work on time, said goodbye to the poor bankrupt bum soon after lunch, and when she returned to the movie theater, the movie watched by the previous group of punks had just ended.

The group of people who were aggressively coming to collect the protection fee just now were all in a daze after being frightened, one by one they walked out while leaning on the wall, their legs were still shaking.

"..." Nine Lives Cat looked at the terrified appearance of these people, and asked with some doubts on Rosanna's shoulder, "Didn't you prescribe children's movies for them? Why are they all scared like this?"

"It's a children's movie..." Rosanna was also very puzzled, she rummaged through the movie's promotional leaflet, "Here, Doraemon and Sadako vs. Kayako, I heard it's a children's adventure movie."

Onmyoji said while pointing to the flyer to show Jiumingmao, "Look, the promotional picture is quite cute."

"..." Nine Lives Cat stared at the propaganda that Onmyoji was pointing at, and flicked its tail for a while, "Cute? Are you sure?"

——Don't expect a child raised by monsters to be so normal.Roseanne's definition of 'cute' must be different from most people's.She thinks her own shikigami are very cute, even shikigami like the one-eyed monk, the earthquake catfish, and Lunirudao, who can stop children crying at night and whose appearance is not very ok, Rosanna also thinks, "It's so cute!" '...

The Nine Lives Cat was silent for a while, raised its paws, pushed the terrifying leaflet out of its sight, and mourned for those little bastards for two seconds.

Rosanna, who has no idea what she did wrong: "?"

While Rosanna was wondering, Tony outside was also busy.

The donuts given to him by Rosanna comforted Tony in time. He cheered up and carried the washing machine with his smart housekeeper to the side of the road with great difficulty. The two of them sat on the side of the road and continued to think about the future.

"You know," Tony spit at the washing machine with his arms moving, "When I was receiving physical training in the hands of the captain and Natasha and was constantly being beaten, I never thought that the physical strength I exercised would be used... ...carrying the washing machine."...This is really a great surprise from life.

Tony leaned against the washing machine, thinking hard about what he should do next: first he needed his own suit—and it cost money to make it.But now he...

"You know," Tony said wistfully, after doing some calculations with the smart butler, "I really miss the Ten Rings now."

Back then, the Ten Rings Gang was willing to provide some materials to 'help' Tony create the Mark [-] in the cave.But now—where is Tony going to find another tool man to provide him with money and materials! !Can the Nine Rings Gang come out and kidnap him now? !

Just as Tony was thinking about this question, the group of punks who had just received the baptism of horror movies from the cinema happened to pass by him.

Under Kayako's 're-education', the souls of this group of people seem to have been 'sublimated'.When one of them passed by Tony, seeing Tony's distressed appearance and the old washing machine beside him, he instantly mistook the rich man with the mustache for a homeless man begging on the street.

The boy fumbled in his pocket, threw a coin into the washing machine beside Tony, and muttered in a low voice, "Why are homeless people begging for money in such a big jar now?"

——Think about it carefully, a down-and-out homeless man with a begging bowl for money beside him, isn’t this the standard equipment for street beggars?

"..." Tony looked at the coins in the washing machine, and the smart butler also 'looked' at the coins in his body. The old partners who frequently saved the world in the superhero world fell into a strange silence at this moment.

After a moment of embarrassment, Tony picked up the coins in the washing machine and said, "I suddenly had a great idea."

The day's work was soon over, Rosanna picked up Kumei Mao as usual, and went home with Shuten-douji.

After stepping out of the movie theater, Rosanna saw Tony and his washing machine partner sitting near the movie theater, and there was a sign of "rental washing machine, ten yuan for a wash" beside them.

This is Tony's good idea: rent out a washing machine with a smart butler for ten yuan a time, accumulate a lot, start a business and make a fortune, and he can always recreate his multi-billion battle suit. :)

"Wow..." After hearing the great plan from Tony, Rosana stammered and replied, "That's really an amazing plan."

Although Tony's story for the red-haired girl is an abridged version of 'making the suit' instead of 'revitalizing the company', the two goals are not very different.

- all the same out of reach.

Rosanna looked at Tony with pity, and sighed sincerely: "He is actually poorer than me, so pitiful." '

——An onmyoji with countless shikigami sympathizes with the richest man in New York in another world.Well, wonderful!

The poor bankrupt tramp Tony rejected Rosanna's proposal to take him in, and stubbornly stayed where he was to continue his "ten-dollar business plan".

And when Rosana was walking home with a lot of thoughts, her feet suddenly went limp and she stepped on a strange little doll.

"This is a..." Rosanna picked up the doll and said doubtfully, "A doll in the shape of a bat? It looks so strange."