Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

"Have you ever heard of Onmyoji?

This word, this group of people, exists under the brush and ink in the legends of history books, shuttling between the yin and yang of humans and ghosts.With one word, a hundred ghosts will come out, and with one call, all the gods will come.

This is a story about Onmyoji. "

This narration intertwined with gorgeous pictures appeared on the big screen of the movie theater. The theater employee Roseanne leaned against the entrance of the projection hall, staring at those familiar and unfamiliar pictures with bright eyes.

This movie with the theme of Onmyoji has attracted thousands of attention since it was released.Even in the United States, which was not very interested in this kind of fantasy theme, it still has a very high topicality and box office.Even the small movie theater where Rosanna worked was unable to make ends meet and was likely to close down at any time, welcomed many audiences because of this.

If there are audiences, there will naturally be controversy.After the movie ended, Rosanna just turned on the lights in the theater and reminded the audience to leave when she heard some audience discussing, "Will there really be Onmyoji in this world?"

"Maybe there is." Rosanna couldn't help answering softly.

Hearing this voice, many spectators walking out looked up at Rosanna.

The girl standing under the exit light of the theater has bright red long curly hair, like a wild rose that grows wantonly at the junction of light and dark, splashing her beauty.After noticing people's gazes, she raised her head slightly to look back, revealing an overly good-looking face.The black eyes hide some bright spots that are more dazzling than the lights, and the features of the mixed race of East and West are vividly displayed on her body.

Sometimes a good appearance is really a very dominant thing, just like Miss Rose has a face that is too good-looking, so that the audience who were originally discussing the problem forgot what they were talking about, and just watched in a daze looking at Roseanne.

——'Of course there is. ' Roseanne repeated in her mind.

Because Rosanna herself... is an onmyoji living in modern times, her father is an onmyoji from the East, when she went abroad to 'learn' onmyoji, she fell in love with her mother, who was just an ordinary person, at first sight, The two have been in love ever since.

Roseanne's beautiful red hair comes from her mother, and her name comes from her father.

Yes, Roseanne is not just an English name, in fact, she really took her father's surname, Luo :)

But these things were also told by Rosanna's shikigami, Huotiao. Before Rosanna really remembered, her parents had passed away due to accidents.The little onmyoji was raised by a group of monsters since she was a child. Her parents only left her an old house with innate powerful spiritual power.Apart from these, there is not even a little warm memory.

Although Rosanna has the same tragic life experience as the "standard heroine" of "having a car and a house, and her parents are dead", and she also has such a mysterious identity as an onmyoji, but she is not like the senior onmyoji in the movie. Domineering and cool.

Rosanna was—poor, poor.

These two are not antonyms. For Roseanne, she is really poor and full of European spirit, and the more European she is, the poorer she becomes.A powerful shikigami is not so easy to cultivate!Any big demon can empty out the entire family property of an onmyoji!

And when Rosanna summoned it casually, it wasn't just 'one' big monster, but the entire account book of the big monster.

——To give the most vivid example: the big monsters in the "nest" of Oeyama, from Shuten Ibaraki to Hoshiguma, were all summoned by Rosanna in a neat way-the end of such a European style is , Rosana is really poor!Every day, I have to sit in a pile of spells and think about how I can make money to support my family.

After all, modern times are not like in the Heian period. Onmyojis not only have the support of nobles, but also pay to catch monsters to subsidize their families.Now in this world, ghosts will be on the news, not to mention there will be monsters!

Rosanna can only bring her shikigami, try her best to abide by the laws of modern science that are completely unrelated to herself and others, and try to test back and forth on the verge of causing scientists to lift their coffins.

As soon as Rosanna thought of the big monsters who were 'waiting to be fed' at home, she couldn't help sighing heavily, and walked back to the theater counter.

The Nine-Life Cat yawned while flicking its long tail, dexterously climbed onto Rosanna's shoulders, lay down slowly, and said to Rosanna, "Another batch has been sent away? There are so many humans who have come recently." "—I don't know if my little onmyoji can pay more this week and buy myself a chicken-flavored canned cat.

"Shh!" Rosanna made a silent gesture to Nine Lives Cat, "We agreed before that if we want to talk outside, we have to transform into a human form. Otherwise, if others find out, it will be troublesome. "

While speaking, Rosanna turned her head and carefully looked at the boss lying behind the counter at the other end, worried that the other party had witnessed the scene where the black cat spoke just now.

"He fell asleep a long time ago." Nine Lives Cat licked its paw, and said casually to Rosanna, "As a boss, I'm so lazy, I really don't know how this movie theater survives until now."

"Probably because..." Rosanna turned her head and glanced at Shuten-douji who was sitting behind the small table on the other side, and whispered, "Is it based on face?"

The movie theater where Rosanna works is indeed on the verge of bankruptcy at any time. Not only are there few customers, but there are also pitifully few employees, and most of them are students from winter and summer vacations who come to do short-term jobs, and the boss is too old. Da is in poor health, and Roseanne often has to be responsible for a lot of work alone.

If you must look for the advantages of this movie theater, it may be that the ticket price is cheap, there are few people and quiet, plus——

As shown in the movie, onmyojis are always accompanied by various shikigami.Rosanna also often brings various 'pets' to work with her: including but not limited to Bai Zangzhu, the nine-lived cat, and so on.

In different worlds, there may be differences in languages, characters and even races, but 'cuteness' is definitely an existence that can transcend everything and hit everyone's heart!These cute furry animals have attracted many guests who want to pet cats and dogs for the precarious theater.

When the little onmyoji was working, in addition to the shikigami that could be disguised as pets such as the nine life cats, he would occasionally bring along shikigami that resembled humans, such as Shuten-douji and Tamamo-mae.

And these "people" who are so superior in appearance that people can't bear to look away and the employee Roseanne who is as dazzling as a little rose are another important reason why customers are willing to choose this cinema.

You can watch handsome men and beautiful women in movies, and you can continue to watch beautiful beauties outside of movies. When you are lucky, that pretty little rose clerk can even lend you pets.

——This is really fascinating.

When it was almost lunch time, Roseanne glanced at the clock and was about to wake up the boss and remind him to get up for dinner.It's a pity that she just stood up and before she could walk over, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a group of people walked in.

"Welcome--" Rosanna's voice paused, looking at the group of unkind young people who came and asked, "Do you need anything?"

"What do you need?" The leading man sneered, walked over and patted the table heavily, "Can't you see that?"

He stared at Rosanna and said aggressively: "Collect the protection fee! Hand over all the money! Otherwise we will smash the store!"

"Ah—" Rosanna blinked her eyes, and replied in a calm tone that didn't fit the atmosphere, "Oh, so that's how it is."

"...Why did you react like this?" The little gangster, who was crippled by Rosanna's lack of cooperation, asked unconvinced.

"Uh," Rosanna tilted her head and asked the other party suspiciously, "Then how should I react?"

——Don't expect a child raised by a monster to be much like a normal person.

The little bastard who hit the wall one after another at Rosanna roared angrily: "Shouldn't you be scared to cry? Shouldn't you be afraid of struggling?"

"Uh..." Rosanna looked at the other party carefully, "I think this kind of reaction is a bit difficult for me."

——The force value of me and my shikigami does not allow me to do this kind of thing.This group of humans looks more fragile than the little monk Tangsan.

"..." The leader of the gangster slapped the table angrily, and shouted at Rosanna, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and hand over the money!"

"No way," Rosanna shook her head solemnly, and suddenly pointed behind the punks, "I don't think he or I will agree."

"Him?" The gangster followed Rosanna's fingers suspiciously and turned his head, bumping into the shoulder of Shuten-douji who had just walked behind him.

"Hiss—" The ghost king's bones were extremely hard, and the little gangster held his forehead and took a step back, "What the hell—what the hell."

Dajiangshan Ghost King, a powerful monster standing above all ghosts.His aura and coercion, how can an ordinary human being be able to bear it?The little gangster looked up at Shuten-douji, his legs couldn't help but go limp, and he almost fainted.

But there were quite a few accomplices present, and he didn't want to admit defeat so quickly, so he forced himself to say: "Look, look what I'm doing! Give me the money—ahh!"

Before the little gangster could finish his words, several bloodstains from the scratching of the Nine-Life Cat instantly appeared on his face.While covering his face and screaming, he heard another ominous questioning.

"What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing—" The little gangster whose arm was grabbed by Shuten-douji let out a miserable cry, begging, "Let go! My arm is going to break!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong! I dare not ask for money!"

Shuten-douji glanced at Rosanna, and after receiving a slight nod from the other party, he let go of his hand in disdain.

The little gangster bared his teeth and grinned, wanting to cover his face scratched by the Nine Lives Cat, and to rub his bruised arm, and at the same time hurriedly said to the others, "Run! What are you doing standing there!" etc. Are you beaten? ?

"Wait a minute!" When a group of punks were about to run away, Rosanna suddenly stopped them.

The little gangster looked at Rosanna tremblingly and asked, "You, what else do you want to do?"

Rosanna stretched out her hand, and imitated the tone of the gangster just now, "Take the money!"—she tried to make her tone a little more fierce, but her natural soft voice made this sentence sound more like a baby .

The little gangster trembled, and stammered and asked, "What are you doing with the money?"

Rosanna, who is hardworking and earning money, picked up her work form and looked harmlessly at the group of hooligans who came to collect protection fees, "It's all here, why don't you leave without watching a movie?"

The little onmyoji firmly believes in a truth: work hard to sell tickets and promote movies, and tomorrow Zai Zai will be full of stars!Just work hard to make money!There will be cherry cakes!Everything will be there!

"We don't—" The little gangster's disdainful retort became lighter and lighter under the death stares of Shuten Doji and Kumingmao, and finally gave in into a reluctant voice, "Oh..."

If you offend someone you shouldn't, the consequence is not only that you won't receive the protection fee, but you will also bleed severely.The hooligans glanced at Shuten-douji, and after receiving the threat of "Didn't you hear?", they could only cowardly start to pay, swallowing their anger and taking movie tickets from Rosanna one by one.

however--

"Children's movies?!" After seeing the movie tickets, the little boss said angrily to Rosanna, "Are you kidding us?!"

How could these rebellious domineering tough guys look at this kind of thing!

Rosanna tilted her head as if she didn't see the sad faces of the punks and asked, "Don't you want to see?"

"...Look, look..." The hooligans who were about to choke took a look at Shuten-douji's muscles, swallowed and confessed again.

After distributing movie tickets to the gangsters one by one, Rosanna watched them enter the arena dejectedly, humming happily and began to press the calculator, "Today is the most profitable day this month!"

When Jiuming Mao heard what the little onmyoji said, he immediately started humming "Canned cat food! Canned cat food! A new flavor of canned cat food".

Although he had just experienced such a small twists and turns, the boss lying behind the counter was still not woken up.Roseanne walked over to cover him with a blanket, "I'm going to eat, Grandpa Jerry."

"Hmm..." The white-haired old man nodded in a daze behind the counter, not sure if he heard the words clearly.

Jiuming Mao stayed at the counter and continued to take a nap in a ball, and Jiu Tun also untied his wine gourd, and put it on the table in a hurry, looking like he was going to have another ton.

After confirming everything, Rosanna took the lunch box that Gu Huo Niao had prepared in the morning and walked out to eat lunch.

However, just after Roseanne went out, she suddenly met a strange man.

A bum with a nice mustache.

--

'Undecided, quantum mechanics; if it doesn't work, parallel world. ' Tony heard that phrase a long time ago.

After all, the topic of "parallel worlds" has long been an old meme in the scientific community. Tony has already studied this issue when he was still in junior high school.

But Tony is willing to study this issue, but it does not mean that he really wants to be an experiment of the concept of "parallel time and space"... The world doesn't have Tony Stark and can't use it" in a tragic situation.

The cash in this world is the same as Tony remembered, but—how could the richest man bring cash!Tony Stark would cry with a stack of black cards in his drawer!

However, these are not the most headaches for Tony. The most headaches for Tony are...

When he came to this world, Tony was thrown into the depths of the alley by the vortex of time and space, and the AI ​​in his battle suit, the loyal smart butler, also seemed to be dizzy, and the signal was thrown directly into the distance. Tony's latest electrical. ——An old-fashioned washing machine that was abandoned in the alley and was manufactured about ten years ago.

"Fuck, am I going to carry the washing machine on my shoulders in the future?" Tony cursed angrily and patted the old washing machine twice with his hand. "Holding a cannon in the palm of his left hand and an oversized washing machine in his right hand?"

And the smart housekeeper who lived in the old home appliances turned his roller bitterly, and replied dizzily: "Sir... If you keep patting me, I might throw up..."

Before the smart butler could finish his sentence, he actually spit out a bunch of washing powder bubbles from the water inlet—it happened to hit Tony in the face.What a beautiful dream scene.

Deep in the dark alley, homeless men in ragged clothes, a washing machine so dizzy that it started bubbling—this was the first scene Roseanne saw when she ran to the scene with her lunch in her arms.

"……Wow."