Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Hearing this question from Rosanna, Tony reluctantly took out the little green snake in his hand from the ventilation duct, jumped off the ladder with it and held it in front of Rosanna.

"A long sleeping worm." Tony waved his hand in front of Rosanna's eyes, and quickly moved away to put it away, "I think you should be afraid of this kind of thing, I think we should throw it away now... ...Rosanna!"

Before Tony could finish his sentence, his voice suddenly changed. He looked at Rosanna who suddenly reached out to take the little green snake and held it in his palm. . . . terribly large."

The Broom God, who was pretending to be dead with his eyes closed, has been trying to disguise himself as an ordinary broom.But after hearing Tony's words, he couldn't help rolling his eyes quietly.How could Master Onmyoji be afraid of snakes?There is a Yamata no Orochi in her house.Yamata no Orochi!Nine-headed snake!Isn't it much more terrifying than ordinary snakes!

Tony watched Roseanna's actions, and tried to persuade her again: "I don't think this kind of thing is really suitable for a flower shop... Let's just stuff it back and pretend nothing happened?"

No wonder Tony felt so hostile to this little snake.After all, the sense of sight brought by this little green snake is too strong. It has a green and emerald appearance that makes life passable, so Tony can't help but think of the man with green eyes and black hair: Evil God Luo base.

And Iron Man and Loki... they are not good friends holding hands...

"But I think," Rosana's expression suddenly became serious, she looked at the little green snake in her hand and said, "this child is not like an ordinary snake."

Roseanne is a child raised by monsters, she is extremely sensitive to any 'non-scientific' power.Especially because she also has an evil god Yamata no Orochi in her family, so she knows snakes very well.

When Tony heard what Little Rose said, the corners of his mouth twitched, "You don't want to tell me that you are actually the same as the protagonist in a certain children's literature, that you are actually a Parseltongue who bears a bloody feud."

Tony was balabala complaining, but in fact——he had countless thoughts flashing through his mind: 'It can't really be Bambi, can it? !He also came into this world? !If he comes, the other super-reverse...'

And there's one more important thing: 'If Bambi knew that I programmed him into the game and wrote him to death...'

Tony closed his eyes, feeling that he needed to speed up the manufacturing of the suit again.

"Parseltongue?" Rosana shook her head, "I'm not that powerful..."

However, Rosanna has really followed Yamata no Orochi to study snake language, an unpopular and undisclosed course.It's a pity that this kind of thing is too fantasy, the little landlord can't tell Tony.So all she had to say was, "I just—intuition."

"...Uh-huh," Tony, who believes in science, raised his eyebrows, reached out and wrapped the little green snake around his fingers, "That's really a pity—"

Tony's hands swung around, trying to tie the little green snake into a bow.

Loki, who was dizzy just after opening his eyes, opened his eyes angrily, bared his fangs and scolded the other party: "Tony Stark, do you want to die?"

In fact, shortly after Loki was taken out of the ventilation duct by Tony, he had already awakened.But he didn't open his eyes immediately, but wanted to use his hearing to judge the surrounding environment.

It has been three hours since the number one mage of the Nine Realms landed in this world.Unlike the superheroes of the physics department like Tony, the mage Loki had already discovered that he had traveled to another time and space as soon as he landed.

But time and space are not the most important issues for Loki at this time.The most difficult problem on his mind was...he soon discovered that something was wrong with his body.

He turned into a small snake, the kind that was as big as a palm and still soft.Although Loki had turned into a snake to tease others before, but this time, no matter how the number one mage of the Nine Realms tried, he couldn't return to his normal appearance.

Not only did he shrink in size, but even his mana also weakened.

Loki struggled in the ventilation duct for a while, but in the end, because he was not used to this small and dark space, he hit the duct wall with a duang sound, and the whole snake fainted limply.

And... Loki found that after waking up again, he heard the voice of Tony Stark's ants in the courtyard.

Loki, who had suffered a lot from Tony, didn't want to talk to him at first, so whether Tony tried to stuff him back into the ventilation duct, or tried to throw him out, he always endured the urge to spit his fangs and didn't open his eyes. Eye opening.But who knew that this guy was going too far... When Loki was tied up by him, he felt like he was being picked up by a big green guy and thrown around again.

Unpleasant memories made Loki bar his fangs, and said viciously to Tony: "Ants, hurry up and get me—"

Tony paused in his knot-tying movement, but before Loki's 'fierce' but useless threat could finish, he quickly tied the little green snake more vigorously, muttering under his breath, "True talk .”

'...and it's really you. '

While complaining, Tony carefully looked up at Rosanna.Tony, who believes in science, has been shocked by this sci-fi and fantasy world since the year Thor and others came to the earth.

But Little Rose is just a child who grew up healthy under the light of science!Why should she talk to animals, which persecutes the three views of normal people!

The worried Tony didn't expect that after witnessing Loki speak, Roseanne didn't panic at all, but looked - extremely excited.

When she first heard the little snake talking, Rosanna was so excited that she thought she had seen a little monster that had just become a spirit, and she felt that after having a bunch of big monsters like Tamamozen Daitengu, she could finally start Playing and developing play, there is a shikigami at the level of a little brother.

After hearing the conversation between Tony and the little green snake, Rosana was taken aback, "You know each other?"

"No, of course not. I have no interest in such soft, slender animals."

"How could I know this kind of ants!"

Tony and the little green snake say the words of denial almost at the same time.But Rosanna looked back and forth between the two hesitantly, "But you know Tony's name..."

"Hmph," the little green snake, which was held back by Rosanna again, raised her head proudly, "I, the evil god Loki, only know the name of an ant, how..."

Loki's self-introduction was very aggressive, but in fact, Roseanne had already started to lose her mind when she heard half of it. 'Evil God Loki? 'It's a hit!Fortunately, her family's Snake didn't come with her today, otherwise he might be so angry that he would eat snake soup on the spot from the start.

After Loki finished his domineering self-introduction, he didn't get the reaction he wanted.Rosana was in a daze thinking about the very academic question "there are similarities and differences between Eastern and Western evil gods", while Tony didn't want to talk to Bambi at all.

The whole body of the embarrassed little green snake - the whole snake was so angry that it almost tensed into a straight line, he hissed and uttered a snake letter, "You two stupid ants, actually..."

Loki's actions made Rosanna raise her eyebrows in doubt, "...Wait, where are you talking to? I'm not standing in that position."

"..." After Rosanna finished speaking, Loki's body froze suddenly, and he lay down again in Rosanna's hands as if nothing had happened, "Of course you don't need to talk to ants like you directly. depending on you."

——This is probably the unbearable look in the legend.

Loki's reason has no credibility. Rosana frowned and stared at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Can't you see things clearly?"

Loki is really a small body with great energy now. Hearing what Rosanna said, he sneered and raised his head to 'look' at the other party, "Stupid ant, how could I encounter such a thing."

"...But you found the wrong place again," Rosanna stretched out her finger, and helplessly turned the little green snake's head to face her, "I'm here."

In fact, Rosanna guessed right, Loki really couldn't see things clearly.Ever since he came to this world, he had problems with his vision, and his eyes were covered with large pieces of mosaic splicing, colorful and colorful.Good looking and elegant - and invisible.

Although this situation is terrible, Loki's pride does not allow him to lose face in front of the two ants in the courtyard.So bitten to death refused to admit it.

But in fact... things have developed to the present, whether Loki admits it or not is actually not important, after all, Rosanna and Tony have already guessed the truth.

Tony looked at the little green snake lying on the little landlord's hand with an indescribably complex expression, not knowing how to express his current mood.

Not long ago, Tony laughed at the bird-like Batman of the Zhenglian team next door, but now...they have a similar mascot here, and it's thinner, longer, and half-blind! ——Tony can only rejoice now that Bambi is not a member of the Avengers, otherwise the scene will definitely become more embarrassing.

It can be seen that there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and people who laugh at people will always be backlashed.

If Loki could know Tony's current mental activities, then he would definitely spit out a snake letter: "This ant laughs at others, why did you let me become like this? Can't he become an animal himself? Short-legged cat with short legs Corgi steel crayfish, don't these all suit him?!"

It's a pity that Loki's attention is not on this matter now, and he can't perform his skilled viper's poisonous tongue on the two of Rosanna.He was struggling against Rosanna's movements.

Rosanna originally rummaged through the little green snake's body with her fingers, trying to figure out why there was a problem with the other's eyes.

However, Loki resisted with all his strength, "Ants! Don't put your fingers on me! Where are you touching!"

The broom god who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead rolled his eyes again in his heart: "What's so good about a snake!" If you want to see it, go to the Dongfang Snake Soup shop, there are snakes everywhere that can be seen clearly ——And that one can still be eaten.

Under Rocky's full resistance, Rosanna's initial inspection found nothing, Tony watched the movements of the two people, touched his chin, "There is no scientific report that proves that the eyesight of snakes is so bad. "

"...I don't think so either." Roseanne replied in a low voice.

"Huh? You still know this well?"

"Because I—" Rosanna said embarrassingly, thinking of another Lord Evil God in her family and the bunch of little snakes he raised, "I have a little research on snakes."

After getting along during this period of time, Tony felt that he knew Rosanna very well.The little landlord is not the kind of character who will talk nonsense and boast about herself. Since she said "have researched", she must know it very well.

So Tony didn't doubt the other party's statement.

And Tony already had his own guess——

"Bambi, are you... short-sighted?"

After the tragedies of 'poor Tony Stark', 'petite Batman', 'non-speaking Peter Parker', 'skinny old popsicle Captain America', Tony and his superhero friends A law has been more or less figured out: the world is keen to turn everything upside down.

The richest man has become a homeless man, the enthusiastic chatter has become a "cold boy" in other populations, and the tough guy is weak...

In a word... the advantages become disadvantages, and what I once had becomes the most lacking.

So Loki, a weak, helpless and short-sighted evil god, is not so difficult to understand—probably.

After the two returned home, Tony's idea was also verified.

"High myopia," Tony, who taught himself ophthalmology knowledge in the middle of the night and had forced Rocky to do an examination, knocked on the table and concluded, "I think it's almost the same whether Bambi's eyes are open or not, anyway, what does he do?" Can't see it."

Having said that, Tony looked back at Rosanna again.The little landlord is trying to persuade the little green snake to come out of autism, and talk to her, completely ignoring Luo Jin's eyes that have rolled to the back of his head.

Seeing that Little Rose didn't notice this, Tony approached Steve again, lowered his voice and said, "You should really cherish Bambi now."

Hearing such unexpected persuasion, Steve was taken aback, "...What? Me?"

"That's right," Tony pretended to pat Steve on the shoulder, and said mysteriously, "After all, Bambi is the only one who can't see your figure clearly, and won't notice that your shrinking muscles have disappeared. "

"So, Captain. Cherish him."

Hearing Tony's words, Steve twitched the corners of his mouth helplessly, "...Should I feel relieved?"

"Of course."

Tony originally wanted to continue to proudly say some sincere advice and opinions to Steve, but because Rosanna's attention had been diverted, he curled his lips in disappointment and swallowed what he hadn't finished saying in the throat.

And Rosanna's attention has shifted to Tony, and she asked a very fatal question: "Tony, do you really not know Loki?" The way the two of them get along does not seem to be completely unfamiliar look.

Rosanna had already quietly 'checked' Loki with the power of an onmyoji just now, and found that there was indeed a very special energy surging in the opponent's body. ——Perhaps this is the power of the 'evil god Loki' that the other party said.

But it's a pity that because the soul is imprisoned in such a small snake body, the energy in Loki's body also shrinks and weakens.

"I—" Tony turned the swivel chair, looked at Roseanne with his caramel eyes that almost no one could deny, and said sincerely, "How could I know him?"

"Think about it, I'm a capitalist, and I'm a scientist. Norse mythology is something I didn't read when I was in elementary school."

Befriending Thor as a teammate, just overpowering the evil god Tony complained nonchalantly: "Besides, do normal people have the opportunity to deal with these so-called gods?"

In order to strengthen the credibility of his explanation, Tony also smiled and gave an example, "I feel that instead of believing that this kind of thing will happen, I might as well believe that Rosanna and the gods are in love with each other. Anyway, they are Impossible thing."

"...That's right. How is it possible?" Rosanna, who really loves all the gods and lords, stammered.

After Rosanna finished speaking, the room fell into a strange silence. The two people who were carefully covering their vests were too guilty to speak now.

It wasn't until Rosanna suddenly realized why she felt that Loki had a sense of familiarity that she clapped her hands and said to Tony excitedly: "Ah, I remembered! The Thor adventure you made earlier, Tony In the game, didn’t the shape of Loki’s snake appear in it! It’s exactly the same as what Loki looks like now!”

Hearing Luosanna's words, the little green snake that was lying listlessly on her hand suddenly raised its head and asked vigilantly, "What game?! What shape!"

What on earth did the ants in the atrium use their image for!

Loki speaks with great momentum and clear thinking.But just...

"You're looking in the wrong direction again." Rosanna stretched out her fingers helplessly again and turned Loki's little head, which was looking at the empty wall, "We are here."

"..." Hearing the smile in Rosanna's voice, Loki turned around as if nothing had happened.

But in fact, the evil spirit is thinking this way: I suspect that you are laughing at me, and I have evidence. — but there is no way.

And Tony also very much hoped that Loki could forget about the topic just now, and it was best not to find out that he had compiled the family history of the two brothers into a game forever.

It's a pity that people's wishes are always difficult to realize.Just like Murphy's Law, the more you worry about what will happen, the more it will happen.

Just when Tony was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Rosanna clapped her hands excitedly and said enthusiastically, "I see! So it wasn't the little snake that became a spirit! It was the game we played that became a spirit!"

After Roseanne finished speaking, Tony closed his eyes helplessly.

Oh, the car overturned.That guy Bambi will know about it.

But Rosanna is convinced that she has found the right idea: no wonder this little snake claims to be an evil god!It turns out that the npc in the game has become a master!The paper man comes alive!What a great achievement!

Tony looked at the suddenly excited little landlord speechlessly, and really wanted to complain about him, 'Have you read too many comics, baby? '

But... Tony looked up at the death stare from Loki, and decided he'd better deal with Bambi first...

I really don't know how the other party's reaction will be after knowing that the prototype I made has been adapted into a game.

The little onmyoji, who firmly believes that everything can become a spirit, is very sure that the little green snake Loki is a paper man who has become a spirit, and has come to the three-dimensional from Two-dimensional.

And following this line of thought, Roseanne also justified the reason for Loki's impaired vision.Traveling from the screen to the normal world, the picture you see has changed dimensions, and it has also changed from a pixel style to a high-definition picture, and the vision will definitely be affected!

Because she was too eager to cultivate a little monster to be a shikigami, Rosanna soon convinced herself.

And her whimsy made Tony and Steve in the room speechless.

——They really don't know whether they should appreciate the little landlord's open-minded girl's heart first, or should be thankful that the other party just accepted such a weird setting.

A snake, a talking snake, a talking snake that claims to be an evil god.

Shouldn't a normal person's reaction be to call the police?Even if he is not a normal person, he should still think of calling the zoo, or... cook it and eat it?

But Little Rose...

"I really think," Tony said solemnly to Steve, seeing the back of Roseanne pushing the door and leaving, "Little Rose's relatives are too unreliable."

Rosanna is a good child, how has she been raised? !Even a patient with chuunibone disease, thick lines, and severe brain hole syndrome, wouldn't be as calm as her? !

Is the little girl's three views really okay!

But it really comes in handy for them.As long as this group of people encountered other people after they landed in this world, then their encounters would definitely not be as good as they are now.

Before Roseanne knew she left, Tony and Steve had a heated discussion about their education.In order to solve the vision problem of the paper man Loki after he came to the real world, the little onmyoji found his own Shikigami Domeki.

"Is there no way to solve his short-sightedness?" Roseanne thought about this question seriously.

"Yes," Baimugui replied to his onmyoji very calmly, "It's very simple, just change his eyes."

Upon hearing this new idea, Rosanna's eyes lit up, and she immediately asked, "Then what should I do?"

Baimugui waved his hand, summoned an eye he had collected, and patiently explained to his little onmyoji: "It's very simple, first dig out his eyes, and then change a pair—"

"Okay, that's fine," Roseanne replied stiffly, "I think we should find another way."

This is too bloody, right? !Protecting the physical and mental health of paper people is everyone's responsibility!

Under the strong refusal of the little onmyoji, Baimugui had no choice but to retract his treasured eyes regretfully.Rocky's high myopia problem was finally solved by Tony's special glasses.

Loki reluctantly accepted Tony the Ant's confession, and became probably the first real cobra in the world.

Loki, who condescended to wrap around the little Onmyoji's wrist, looked lazily at the nearby Yamata no Orochi, "Why is that guy staring at me like that?"

...probably because...

There is no room for two snakes in one house, and it is a shame to bump into the East and West.

And the 'care' from the snake elders.

In fact, Rosanna once tried to give Loki to the care of Yaqi Orochi. After all, both of them are closely related to snakes, and they are both evil gods. No matter how you think about it, they will have a common language.

However, when the little onmyoji found out that Yamata no Orochi was trying to turn the little green snake into her own puppet... she gave up the idea.

In order to maintain the friendly diplomatic relationship between the gods of the East and the West, Rosanna decided that it would be better for her to take care of each other...

Otherwise, no matter which of the two of them wins, the consequences should be quite serious.

And it was for this reason that Roseanne even quietly brought Loki to the flower shop.The little emerald snake with a little green on its body was quietly wrapped around Rosanna's wrist, looking like a specially shaped bracelet.

——Loki was of course unwilling to give in at the beginning.

But he soon discovered that as long as he gets close to this little red-haired ant, the weakened energy in his body will slowly recover.

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In order to recover his strength as soon as possible and get rid of this shameful situation, Loki decided to temporarily tolerate this little ant for a while.

And the day Rocky followed Roseanne to work happened to be the day when Roseanne and Rita finalized the big contract.

Although Rosanna had helped Rita so much before, this was the first time Rita came to Little Rose's flower shop.

Of course, just like the former police officer, this flower who will go home and inherit hundreds of millions of property as long as she doesn't work hard, has heard colleagues mention about Roseanne's flower shop before.

The rumors are all kinds of strange things, but in general they can be divided into four types:

One is pure flower shop fans. They are full of praise for the precious and bright flowers in Roseanne Flower Shop. Even after driving for more than an hour, they are still willing to come to Roseanne Buy flowers here.

There is another kind of pet powder...

That's right.Although it sounds unbelievable that a flower shop has pet fans, it is true... This group of people are very interested in cats, dogs, foxes, and even unconventional pets like Yamata no Orochi in Rosanna's flower shop. With great interest.There are even more cute and strange people, who are very interested in the little bat doll that Roseanne often holds in her arms.

——They often try to persuade Roseanne to open a pet shop to satisfy their desire to suck pets as soon as possible.

But of course Rosanna would not agree to their proposal.

After all, those little animals that look cute are actually famous big monsters.Let them be forced to do business and let others suck them around... They also have the burden of big monsters, right?

The other two components are relatively simple.They are the fans of Roseanne and her 'employees', and the melon eaters who are purely keen on gossip.

The former is easy to understand, as for the latter... They seem to enjoy the experience of eating melons at close range, and they are constantly discussing those employees of the flower shop who can instantly kill a group of people in the entertainment circle, which one is the right one? Roseanne's true love.

She is more concerned about whether she has a sweet love than Roseanne herself.

Rita was still a little puzzled at first, why a flower shop can abruptly open up the momentum of a "entertainment giant company", causing so many bloody storms.

But after stepping here in person, she finally understood.

Because of two simple reasons: face and excellent business ability.

Rita fell into a state of obsession and rubbed and groped Bai Zangzhu for a few minutes before finally looking up at Rosanna, intending to really start working.

But after looking up, she couldn't help being startled, "What is... on your wrist? A new bracelet? It's quite... realistic."

She can understand the snake pattern bracelet, but the snake pattern hands with glasses... Is this a new fashion that she doesn't understand?

"Uh—it's a cobra." Rosanna poked Loki's little head, and replied confidently, "My new pet, what do you think?"

"??"

True Cobra Snake

False cobras, snakes with patterns in the shape of glasses; real cobras, snakes with glasses.

Rita tried hard not to keep staring at the cobra, so as not to be too rude.

In order to take her eyes off the cobra, Rita also started a new topic.

"Actually, we don't need to be responsible for the flower preparation this time..." Rita said to Rosanna in frustration, "but because I almost got into a big disaster before, my mother specially won this job for me gone."

"But this job is very, very important this time, so there must be no problems. I am really nervous now."

Hearing that the other party used two extremes to emphasize this competition, Rosanna also asked curiously: "What event is so important?"

"It doesn't matter what event, the most important thing is that we have invited a big star this time," Rita said mysteriously in a low voice, "Robert Downey Jr."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-1322:20:45~2020-01-1422:48:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ergouji 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 365 bottles of shark wings; 221 bottle for 1B residents;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!