Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

"Robert Downey Jr."

Even Rosanna, who is not very interested in the human world, is very familiar with this name.

——After all, this is a superstar, and also... a real rich man_(:з」∠)_.Rosanna had heard a lot of news about him, and knew that the other party had done many...'those inhumane' things.For example, there is a town of Downey surrounded by their own RVs on the set, or a new house for fans who have difficult families...

Rosanna listened to Rita read some news about Downey and the progress of the activities, and at the same time compared the difference between herself and him in terms of money rather sadly.

And at this moment, Peter, who had just finished school, opened the door with his backpack, and came to the flower shop as usual.

Peter looked up at Rita in surprise, he didn't expect that there were outsiders in the flower shop at this time.The boy gave her a slight nod as a greeting.

When Peter was silent and didn't smile, he was indeed in a bluffing posture. His immature face, which hadn't fully grown, cooled down, and he really looked like the kind of cruel boy that adolescent boys and girls most pursued and admired. .

Rita just stared at the sullen and reticent Peter for a while.Until watching the other party walk to Rosanna's side, he took out a freshly baked test paper from the school bag and handed it to the other party.

Peter does seem like a cool guy when he's silent.But when he handed the test paper to Roseanne proudly and confidently, his eyes were shining like a puppy.

Rita, who was sitting by the side, subconsciously raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, feeling as if she had fallen into an illusion just now, and saw a wagging tail behind her.

And Loki, who was wrapped around Rosanna's wrist trying to regain his strength, raised his eyelids lazily and glanced at Peter.He had already learned about the recent situation of Peter Parker's coming to this world through some special conversation skills - Lord Cthulhu's silver tongue is not in vain.

A Peter Parker who can't speak is really a kind of... a pleasant experience of observing ants.

Rosanna didn't know what Loki and Rita were thinking.The little landlord took the report card handed over by Peter in a daze. After seeing a high score that had never been seen on it, his eyes lit up suddenly, "Is this the latest test result!"

Because of the problem with the spider silk, Peter dared not speak, so he nodded emphatically. ——In Rita's eyes, this also represents the other party's reserve and indifference.

But in fact, after Peter got the report card, he was already so excited that he wanted to swing from school all the way to the flower shop, and then back to Rosanna's house.

It was a brand new feeling that he had never experienced after coming to this world!New grades!

Rosanna was as excited as Peter. She immediately stood up from her chair and said excitedly to Peter, "We must celebrate tonight! Come, what do you want to eat! My treat!"

"Everything is fine..." Peter skillfully took out the pen and paper he carried with him, and wrote down his answer, "Except fish."

Although the fish that Kaifangzu caught from the pond were indeed very delicious, but the group of them had really eaten them too many times! !

And Rita looked at Peter from the left, and then at Rosanna. While the two were excited, a very puzzling question appeared in her mind, which troubled her until she said goodbye to Rosanna.

——Peter Parker's passing grade on the test paper...is it really so proud?

'That's really just a test paper that just passed, not an admission letter from xx University, right? ' Rita, who owns a mine at home, said to herself puzzled.

Regardless of what everyone else thought, Roseanne thought Peter's score was too exciting.

Think about it, when she picked up Peter, he chose to jump off the building because of his poor grades; but now! !He actually passed! !Leaped from single digits to the passing line!Isn't this a great progress and achievement!

If it wasn't for Peter who stopped Roseanna stubbornly, the little landlord really wanted to bring in Phoenix Fire and Shiranui to start setting off fireworks crazily, and then make a huge banner and hang it at the door of the house, with the words "Warmly Celebrate Peter" written by the needle girl or the judge. Parker got good grades' and other words.

While celebrating, there were also slaps in the faces of those who had spoken ill of Peter in front of Roseanne.

Now they should know how much Peter loves to learn!This is a love of the same height as life! !Under this love, bad boys can also become good students.

Listening to Rosanna's stormy compliment to him, Peter felt his face and ears start to burn.He unnaturally raised his hand to touch his earlobe, which was already red as if it was about to bleed, and murmured in a low voice regardless of the spider's thread: "Actually, it's not that bad... just passed the exam."

This result is indeed not a good result for Peter, who was once a top student in the local world.

But Rosanna shook her head vigorously, and seriously emphasized to Peter: "You are already great, you must have confidence in yourself. In the future, please don't do the stupid thing like jumping off the building again."

"...Okay." Hearing what Rosanna said, the smile on Peter's face gradually disappeared.He knew that if he wanted to get rid of the scapegoat of 'choosing suicide because of poor grades', it would not be that simple...TT

Whitewashing has not been successful, Peter still needs to work hard TT

Today is a day of double happiness for Rosanna and the others.Not only did he sign a work order for a big event, but he also ushered in the highest score Peter got after he came to this world.

In order to celebrate, the little landlord waved his hand and arranged a sumptuous dinner that had never been seen before.

The dinner went perfectly, without the Iron Man-esque smell of motor oil nails, or the 'I'm passing through your world' Peter squishes the table and accidentally falls through the ceiling.

Excellent dinner experience.

——But this evaluation is also for most people.Some people... For example, the little bat whose body is full of cotton and cannot be eaten, he can only open his eyes, watching Tony with a thief-like smile, deliberately dangling the steak in front of him.Then nothing can be eaten.

Another representative figure is Rocky.

The little green snake looked at the beef in his bowl in humiliation, tried his best to open his mouth and bit it several times, but because his mouth was too small, he could only leave a few small and cute tooth marks on the beef, which was not at all. Can't bite off food, let alone swallow them.

Yamata no Orochi, who had volunteered to prepare food for Rocky before, stood with his arms folded and looked at the little green snake.Although he didn't speak, the expression on his face was a sarcasm of "hehe, aren't you trying to steal my avatar, look at your current appearance".

The evil god is watching you.

Just as the little green snake, who refused to admit defeat, climbed onto the beef, tried to wrap its body around the food, and then cut them apart one by one with all its strength, a pair of hands stretched out to hold the little green snake up.

Rosanna glanced helplessly at Yamata no Orochi who suddenly became childish, "You can't bully children."

Lord Cthulhu snorted coldly, turned around and left with his snake demon in his arms, "Okay, you're right, I can't bully this kind of little friend."

Hearing what Rosanna and Yamata no Orochi called him, Loki immediately coiled his body into a ball and looked at Rosanna fiercely, "Who do you call a child?!"

"You," Rosanna looked at the little snake with a kind of 'loving' gaze that didn't match her age, "you are a paper man who has just become mature, of course you are a child."

Tony was currently performing a live broadcast in front of the little bat, but when he heard what Roseanne said, he choked on his own saliva.

While covering his complicated expression with a cup, he looked at Steve helplessly, and said with his mouth: "Little Rose really believes this guess from the bottom of her heart."

The NPCs in the game become fine... If this kind of good thing can really happen, there will probably be many fans and fans who will be able to get their wish, and finally be able to fall in love with the paper people in their mobile phones or computers.

Seeing Tony's mouth shape, Steve also pulled out a smile helplessly. ——Then continued to lower his head and eat hard, trying to achieve Rosanna's advice to him countless times, "Eat more to grow taller and become taller and stronger!" '

Tony and Steve felt a little helpless at best, but at that time Loki just blew his hairs—well, considering the serious problem that snakes don't have hairs, they can only blew their scales.

"Stupid ant, I am not a child! I, the evil god Loki, am over fifteen hundred years old this year. How can you, an ant like you, use such despicable words to call me!"

"Yeah, okay." Rosanna cut the beef under her hands without distraction, intending to cut the beef into small pieces before feeding it to the other party, and matched the other party's voice very absent-mindedly, "One thousand and five hundred years old , It's really big."

- That's weird.

Compared with her family's Tamamo-mae Daitengu and other monsters, [-] years old is really too young!It's just a little big kid!

Rosanna's series of echoing voices were completely unintentional and perfunctory to the extreme.Seeing her reaction, the little green snake arched half of its body, exposing its sharp fangs, looking at Little Rose fiercely, "Ant, how dare you—"

"Ah—" before Loki finished speaking, Rosanna stuffed the beef she had cut into the other's open mouth very skillfully and naturally, "How about a taste?"

Peter, who witnessed the whole process, wanted to complain, but considering that if he spoke, all the dinners this time would be processed into a special taste of spider silk, so he could only say something silently in his heart: "Rosanna seems to be really Coax the children...'

The poisonous snake spat out the letter and stared fiercely at the prey to be slaughtered—this should have been a horrifying scene.

But the beef stuck on Loki's fangs, and the special pair of highly myopic glasses on the little head completely broke the connotation of this scene, making it look extremely cute. ——It has become less tasteful.

Of course, the number one mage in the Nine Realms would not simply admit defeat.The two extremely sharp teeth collided fiercely, tearing and biting the beef between the teeth.Then--

Rocky gritted his teeth as he bit the beef that Roseanne had cut.

...It's quite fragrant.

"What the hell did you put in your food, you ants in the atrium!"——how could it be so delicious!

Just how bad the food in Asgard really is is an eternal unsolved mystery.

Clark looked at Rocky on the table, who buried his head in the bowl and ate beef in a storm, then at Steve, who was working hard to gain weight and gain muscle, and finally landed on the little landlord sitting in the middle with a smile on his face. body.

At this moment, Superman suddenly had a subtle idea: Roseanne really seemed to be the breeder of their group in this world——

Perhaps to resolve the conflict between Chaoying and Chaofan, and achieve world peace, all you need is a breeder and some delicious food that no one can refuse?

Seeing Rosanna's skillful movements of feeding Loki continuously, Tony raised his eyebrows: "You are really used to doing this kind of thing, Little Rose."

In fact, Tony wanted to talk about this issue a long time ago.Although the little landlord has always behaved poorly, the weird pets she raises are all taken care of very well.Animals are sometimes more fragile and sensitive than humans. If you want to raise them as round and cute as Bai Zangzhu, or as smart as Jiuming cat, you must spend a long time of patience and money to do it.

"Sometimes I really feel that Little Rose is an animal breeder." Tony's brain hole and Clark's idea coincided.But Iron Man thought of something even more ridiculous after that, "Speaking of the topic of raising animals, I suddenly remembered that not long ago, someone came to me to find an advertisement I wanted to run. It was an excerpt from this novel."

As Tony said before, 'traffic is money', he has made so many popular mini games and programs, naturally many advertisers are following him, wanting to put some money in his games or programs advertise.

President SI, who is very familiar with these routines, while cherishing his reputation, also browsed those advertisements out of curiosity.

There are many contents in it, which left a very deep impression on Tony.

While thinking about the huge number of weird 'zoo' in Roseanne's house, from foxes to snakes, Tony coughed mysteriously, "Boss, it's not good, madam roasted all the animals in your exotic zoo I ate it."

"Boss: Is there enough to eat? Not enough and more!"

——Sand sculpture literature knows no borders, no matter what country or world the domineering president is in, it will be very...brainwashed.Very lethal.

Hearing Tony's words, Bai Zangzhu, who was rolling on the sofa, immediately shivered.He got up quickly, and hid in Roseanne's bedroom with a whoosh.

"I am the roundest and meatiest animal in the family. If you want to eat it, you will definitely roast me first QAQ." Master Bai Zang trembled with self-knowledge.

Of course, the little onmyoji would not do such a terrible thing to his own shikigami, but Rosanna frowned and thought about it carefully, and then added: "Then I think the ending of this book should be, 'Two months later, there was an outbreak of plague at home, infected by eating wild animals, and they all died'."

"...Your ending is called a bad ending, you know that?"

And its power is no less than that of the legendary meteorite escape.

After a dinner full of complaints and laughter, Rosanna brought up the news that Rita had told her before, and actively explained to the bewildered people: "Donnie is a very famous star." , don't you know?"

"..." It would be strange for superheroes from another world line to know.

Seeing their still bewildered expressions, Little Rose had no choice but to take out her phone and search for a photo and handed them to them, "This is the one... Well, speaking of it, his mustache looks a bit like Tony's. .”

"No, no, I'm different from him." The mustache president glanced at the phone, and rarely spoke in such a frightened voice, "I won't wear a rainbow on myself like him."

Tony pointed at the photos he just searched, and complained unceremoniously, "Look at his outfit, red tie, blue jacket, yellow pants...does he think he is Snow White?!"

And why does this guy like to wear those old-fashioned old man sweaters so much? !It was obvious that Tony himself was the bankrupt president, and Downey was a male star standing at the top, but after Downey dressed up in private clothes, it always made people think that Downey was actually the bankrupt one.

Before Tony could finish his rant, Rosanna quickly stopped him.Little Rose covered Tony's mouth nervously, and said vigilantly, "What you said just now will be reported a hundred times by anti-criminal check-ins!"

Although her mouth was covered, Roseanne still couldn't stop Tony from wanting to complain.Tony snorted twice, saying, "Am I not right?"

...is actually right.

Rosanna doesn't follow stars, so she may not know much about it, but the little reporter Clark passing by is very insightful.No matter after he came to this world or when he was in his own world, his eyes really saw too much.

Every star in the European and American circles is like a peacock with its tail on the red carpet or in a movie. From head to toe and even every feather reveals an expensive, delicate and beautiful fragrance.but--

What about when they—especially some male stars, have no activities or shooting plans?Both of them looked like large unattended stray dogs, their beards were more exaggerated than their hairlines, colorful fluorescent suits and old men's sweatshirts appeared on their bodies in turn...

Such as that Sen, such as that Ben, and that Tao*

It was as if he was afraid that once he dressed up, his beauty would be coveted by others.

And Tony, who has always been well-dressed, complained about the appearance of the male star, and then returned the phone to Roseanne, "Then when are you going to send flowers to this little pony?"

"...Don't give others nicknames casually." Rosanna tried to stop her tenant's uneasy behavior, but she was secretly thinking: Although this nickname is likely to be reported by anti-criminals, but there is something wrong with it. Subtle... makes sense.

"Okok," Tony shrugged without distraction, "When you go to send flowers to Snow White, you must take a closer look and see who is the most president-like person between the two of us, okay?" ?”

"I'm just in charge of providing flowers, how could I meet such a big star—" the little landlord corrected Tony dumbfounded.She really felt that her tenants always seemed to have a kind of... mysterious confidence in her.Think she can do any number of strange tasks.

"Three days later," Roseanne replied by counting the calendar after correcting Tony, "so I can relax a little bit with other work in the flower shop recently... and focus on the big event that will follow."

'Relaxing' is a rare experience for Roseanne.The head of the family, who takes upon himself the responsibility of earning money to support his family, is always busy at work.It was precisely for this reason that Rosanna cherished her subsequent preparation time very much.

But in fact... you can't talk nonsense, once you say this kind of hopeful wish, 80% of it will become your own flag.

On the second day of the Double Happiness dinner, an accident happens at Roseanne's flower shop.

A group of robbers who had just escaped from the bank came to this street during their escape.

The robber kicked the car that was no longer able to drive, and said harshly: "The tire was blown just now, what should we do now?"

"Escape separately! Hurry up!"

The robbers scattered with the "Victory Fruit" in their arms did not notice that there were not only panicked passers-by on the street, but also three superheroes standing there.

—Iron Man, Captain America, Batman.

——Of course, they are all lv01 versions that haven't been upgraded yet.

In fact, like the robbers, Tony had just come out of the bank.He went to the bank to transfer a sum of money to Roseanne as his first real rent after coming to this world.

While moving his body, the man with the mustache complained: "It's a pity that I couldn't go to the same bank with them just now, otherwise they would have been dealt with long ago. How could it be like this now, doing this in front of Little Rose's flower shop?" matter."

Tony's complaints hit the captain, and he looked at Tony helplessly: "...So you also know that once you do it, you will cause a lot of battle damage?"

One of the cold knowledge of the Avengers that you don’t know: at least one-third of the battle damage on the battlefield is actually caused by Iron Man’s heavy fire attack and Hulk’s indiscriminate damage.

Hearing what Steve said, Tony shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly, "I paid for it. Every time I do it, I have to pay for that piece of land first, okay?"——How worry-free behavior!S.H.I.E.L.D. and Fury should really be honoring him!

"...Then you really have to be careful now," Steve reminded Tony friendly, "After all, if you still follow the original fighting style...then..."

Steve thoughtfully didn't finish his sentence.But anyone can guess what he wants to say.

If Tony still wants to continue his fighting style... then with his current financial situation, not only will he lose all the money he earned recently, he may even be reduced to auctioning off washing machines.

——An honest person who stays at home... An honest, smart butler: ?

Steve's precise complaint made Tony's expression stiff for a moment.However, he quickly recovered, and proudly said to Bean Sprout Steve and the little bat in his pocket: "I am now the strongest and most effective person among the three of us. Don't you want to hug daddy's thigh?"

The three of them didn't entangle or discuss such silly questions as 'should we save people' or 'should we stop this group of armed robbers'?

Because there is no need for it.

The power that supports them to become superheroes, Iron Man, Captain America, and Batman has never been the so-called money or a small tube of quadruple serum.

It's their hearts.

Although the deep meaning behind this conversation is very touching, but the expression Tony showed...is really itchy.

Steve looked at his thin arm and swallowed his voice helplessly.

Although everyone is lv01, it is obvious - Tony is the luckiest one among them.

And Bruce?

Tony complacently planned to make up a few more words, but at this moment, he felt that his pocket was suddenly empty, and the little bat that was originally in his pocket suddenly disappeared.Then a deep and slightly hoarse voice came, "Are you sure?"

"……you……?"

On the other side, when Rosanna was arranging flowers, a panicked robber broke into the flower shop door, stumbled in and threw himself into the net.

"Wow," Rosana took the scissors, cut off half of the flower branch with a 'click', and said in a cheerful tone, "It seems that we can maintain peace again and help you surrender."

Today's little onmyoji is still law-abiding and well-behaved!

Just hope - the police department doesn't suffer too much when they work overtime.as well as--

"I hope you can resist fighting a little bit," the little onmyoji looked at the robber pointing a gun at him with a smile, "after all, the shikigami I brought today has a bad temper."

Roseanne looked up at the boy standing behind the robber, "Am I right, Kidomaru?"

The author has something to say: Note: The terrier of a large stray dog ​​was inspired by a hot search on Weibo, which is too correct

Little angels who don’t know about Donny’s Snow White terrier can search it, it’s really exactly the same! !

The meteorite mentioned in the article escaped from the well-known writer Ma Boyong. At the end of the article, a large meteorite suddenly fell from the sky, and all the characters in the book died since then.And it ends there.And this can only be said to be a bad ending, not a pit.River God: Beautiful girl, did you lose the Tony in the three-piece suit, or the Tony in the rainbow suit?

Little Rose: Children only make choices, I want adults too :)

New words added on 2.19: This chapter was published on 01.14 Plague. This story and reality are purely coincidental!In short, the core is to protect animals!Don't eat wild animals!Criticize criticize criticize! ! QQ

感谢在2020-01-1422:48:34~2020-01-1620:04:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 butter hurricanes; 1 garbled code and [-] cold moon;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Ziyue Mengyi, Soksar; 3 bottles of preferred metering; 1 bottle of garbled code, caged bird, female human being, and Xie Ling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!