Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Peter's roar that seemed to be able to pierce eardrums attracted Rosanna's attention immediately.

The little landlord rushed out of the kitchen biting the popcorn that he had just heated up, and turned on the living room light switch with a "click", "Xiaobai! I have emphasized it many times, don't crawl around!"

Hearing what Rosanna said, Peter, who was screaming and spitting out spider webs frantically, turned his head tremblingly, and sure enough, he saw Bai Zangzhu who was yawning from the back of the sofa behind him.And the weird furry feeling just now was that Master Bai's fox tail fell on Peter's neck.

"So, so it's like this..." Peter sat back on the sofa with lingering fear, raised his hand and scratched his hair embarrassingly, "I thought—"

He thought... his head was about to be tossed around by monsters as a ball as Qing Xingdeng said...

The atmosphere of telling ghost stories was suddenly interrupted, Qing Xingdeng knocked on the lamp beside him again, and emphasized again: "Telling ghost stories needs atmosphere, do you want to continue listening?"

Clark had already guessed what story she was going to tell from Qing Xingdeng's narration just now, he looked at Rosanna who was smiling and distributing popcorn with some hesitation, "I remember you said to me...you can help me Come up with some really interesting stories that are good for publication?"

Is it these scary ghost stories? !Clark originally thought it would be a fresh and sweet story! !

The little landlord was very worried and continued to pour popcorn in Steve's hand, and seriously emphasized, "You have to eat more! Look at how thin you are now! Eat a lot to grow taller and stronger !"

... Big x sweetheart Captain America never thought that one day he would be able to be persuaded by a little girl like this.He resisted the urge to answer 'I've already passed the growth period', and forced a smile to answer: "Okay, okay."

Hearing Clark's question, Roseanne raised her head and answered seriously: "Yes! Isn't it very interesting! These are the bedtime stories I used to read when I was a child!"

Aren't these stories suitable for publication?

Seeing the sincere and earnest expression of the little landlord, Clark, who was sitting by the side, helplessly raised his hands to cover his face, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at him. 'Leaving aside whether these stories are interesting... Are ghost stories and ghost stories really suitable for children's bedtime stories? !And if it is published, will anyone really want to read it? !Are you sure you won't be killed by the editor-in-chief for being too scary in the draft period? ! '

Rosanna couldn't understand the shock in Clark's heart at this moment.She and Qing Xingdeng looked at each other suspiciously, both of them saw bewilderment and incomprehension in each other's beautiful eyes.

If you don't listen to these stories... then what will the little onmyoji want to hear?

Is it a regretful tragedy of Yunu and her husband's parting?Still a girl of ugly time' hit you with a small hammer and beat you to death!you!Oh' record?Or is it the past between Yuzao and his lover?Or replace it with those terrible bloody things that Prajna did in pursuit of beauty?

...Probably from the perspective of normal people, these stories, like Qing Xingdeng's strange tales, are very unsuitable for children to hear.

But Roseanne felt perfectly normal.

What fresh and sweet urban fairy tales do not exist in the world of little onmyojis and shikigami!

Perhaps it was because Rosanna's determined and confident expression was so contagious, so after being silent for a while, Clark took out his portable notebook and recorded the story of Qing Xingdeng.

In Roseanne's words: "Even if these stories can't be published in the end, you can still share them with your colleagues!"

——Although, if you share these stories with your colleagues, won't you be blocked by them collectively?

Qing Xingdeng is very satisfied with her today's story, she has not found such a suitable audience for a long time.After all, monster companions are not afraid of being frightened, but ordinary humans can't stand being frightened, so this group of tenants became her best choice.

The audience of this story meeting consisted of: 'Is it because I can't keep up with the trend?Will these stories really be popular? ' Clarke the little reporter; Steve the sprouts who ate the popcorn to live up to Roseanne's hopes; and 'I'm just a kid!Let me go please! 'The silk producer Peter.

As for the initiator of the story meeting, Roseanne?She heard half of it and ran to Tony's room to visit him.

Because the income brought by the flower shop is really considerable, Rosanna, whose wallet is rarely inflated, also generously added a few modern large items to the home.

One of the most vivid and important examples is the computer in Tony's room.

When the computer was first bought, no matter if it was an old monster or a poor little onmyoji, they were all very interested in this new toy.

But with the passage of time, shikigami gradually lost interest in this kind of things in the human world, except that Hannya would pay attention to the tutorials of major beauty bloggers, Qingxingdeng would serialize suspense novels on the Internet, and Yunu would shop online for beautiful and Sturdy umbrellas... besides, Tony Stark is the most computer user.

In order to facilitate his use, the small landlord simply asked Ibaraki Doji to move the computer directly to his room.

Rosana, who made this decision, never expected that after Tony had a computer, he would become a young...young...uh, middle-aged Internet addict.

Not only is he always lying on the computer, but if Rosanna doesn't knock on the door to call for someone, it is estimated that Tony will stay in the room and forget to eat.

——Actually, there is no other way.Because the steel materials in the two worlds are also different, Iron Man has not been able to successfully create a suitable suit so far, so he can only save the country with curves first, and find a way elsewhere.

such as:

"Look at my new little program." Tony took the popcorn from Rosanna, raised his hand and stuffed his mouth full. "It's a very interesting game."

Rosanna leaned on the back of the swivel chair curiously, looking at the screen on the computer.The computer was playing a small game, and a strong man with blond curly hair was walking around the game map, wielding a weapon that looked like a hammer.

"this is……?"

"This is an adventure story game where Thor came to Earth. The prototype came from a friend of mine, and the material was drawn from his life experience." Tony relied on Thor not being in this world at this time and not knowing the law of the court. That's why he was able to program the other party into his own little game so confidently.

"The game begins when Thor comes to Earth. During this period, he will experience many things and start many side missions. For example, he will be stabbed with a knife by his younger brother, or he will be picked up and thrown around by his big green and strong teammates. ..." At this point, Tony coughed to cover up his uncontrollable smile.

Roseanne has always been a person who is not stingy with her own compliments, so after carefully observing Tony's new work, she praised Tony with bright eyes: "You are so good - this is a great job, yes In memory of your friend?"

"...is one of the reasons, but it's not all to commemorate him. It's also to make money," Tony showed Rosanna the terrible downloads of this small game he made casually, "In the Internet age, traffic is a symbol with money."

Standing at the door watching the lively Iron Mouse for a long time, after hearing this, he finally couldn't help but say, "But are you really planning to use such a story to attract others to give you money?"

"Of course it's more than that." Tony shook his finger at Iron Mouse and Rosanna mysteriously, "I also have very rich rewards for passers."

"This game——" Tony held Roseanne's wrist and helped the little girl operate a few times, "There are many different endings. For example, Thor became obsessed with the food on earth, and then became a badending of a happy fat house ;or Thor decides to go against the sky and change his fate to change the past... In short, if someone plays the hidden ending, then he will get a very generous reward."

"One hundred million—"

Hearing what Tony said, Iron Mouse, who didn't think so at first, rushed in, and kept speculating what the other party said in his heart, '[-] million dollars?[-] million euros?[-] million RMB? ! 'Anyway, no matter what currency it is, this is so exciting! !

"—the autograph of a billionaire," Tony pointed to himself, "that's my signature."*

"... Oh." Tie Shu, whose expression suddenly turned cold, didn't want to say any more nonsense, and left the room with his eyes rolled.

The excitement and expectation just now, after all, was wrongly paid! !Think about it and know!How could Tony Stark, a homeless man picked up by his little onmyoji, give out [-] million as a bonus!

The aroma of money must have dazzled his mind just now!He has already planned in his heart what the money can be used for!

Iron Mouse walked away angrily, full of disappointment. Looking at his back, Tony raised his eyebrows, and asked Rosanna in confusion: "What's going on? What's wrong with him?"

"...Probably because the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment." Rosanna looked away from the black-haired green-eyed man on the screen, and answered with difficulty and bluntly.

"??" Tony Stark often feels out of place with you because he doesn't understand the difficulties of the poor.

Iron Man's signature alas!Tony Stark's signature Alas!Isn't this prize enough to get people to act? !

Tony, who was addicted to the Internet and work, was soon dragged to lunch by the small landlord.Almost at the same time, Qing Xingdeng's first "Superhero Stories Meeting" also came to an end.

After the story session ended, Tony saw a Steve who was full of popcorn, and a Peter who was frightened and foamed at the mouth... no, white spider silk.

Rosanna comforted Peter who was about to vomit his soul dumbfoundingly, while Tony raised his eyebrows in surprise, "...I always thought you would be very courageous." Battle suit...

"It's different," Peter, whose body was covered in spider webs, gave up on himself and gave up his silence. He replied weakly, "No matter what enemy or situation we encounter, it's always a physical attack. But today this..."

Peter recalled the ghost legends in Qingxing Deng's mouth, and replied painfully: "This is mental torture!"

If you say it, you will be stamped with a large mosaic, and you will be harmonized into a large number of ** numbers! The kind of mental torture! !The law on the protection of minors should really add a clause 'Prohibition of telling ghost stories to minors'.

However, this story will still bring some positive effects.

For example... Clark finally published one of the stories Qing Xingdeng told.

In fact, the little reporter was a little hesitant at first, but because he really didn’t have any reliable news in his hands recently—the most interesting topic was the ‘Quantum Fluctuation Quick Reading Method’, but before Clark suggested it, he had already The predecessors of the book published it first.

So Clark...had no other choice but to submit a ghost story legend that only the ghosts could pass the trial.

As a result, I didn't expect it late at night-this strange talk actually exploded.

Qing Xingdeng's strange story, after the newspaper changed the name of the story and retouched it a second time, not only aroused extremely heated discussions among the original readers, but also attracted many new readers.

Facing the boss's praise and colleagues' approval, Clark couldn't help showing a 'Superman question mark face'.Is it true that he can't keep up with the current trend of children? !

It turns out that "The secret of a woman who overeats but is still slim as ever?"She replied: Sorry! "Is there such a market for this kind of news?This is actually just a legend about a married couple...

At this moment, Clark really doubted that his two Pulitzer Prizes had been won for nothing.

Little Onmyoji didn't know that the story he initiated would shake Clark's heart so much.

Roseanne is now focusing on one thing: playing games with Tony.

After the success of the Thor game, Tony released several new games and programs one after another, and each of them received a very good response.

Making games is not an easy task, but everyone knows that Tony Stark's suit is priceless, but his brain is even more precious and priceless.

Although after coming to this world, Tony has experienced some...very unlucky and miserable entrepreneurial experience many times.

But judging from the present, he has probably started to gradually change his luck under the joint blessing of the little onmyoji, Tieshu, Ebisu and others.

But what Rosana is playing with Tony now is not a game made by Tony himself.It is a shooting online game that has been very popular recently, and has high requirements on the player's reaction speed and finger dexterity.

While pressing the handle, Tony patiently reviewed the black history of many well-known players in Rosanna's science popularization games, and emphasized one of them: "This person is a krypton gold player, but his game skills... are very good. Cuisine. Not only Cuisine, but also likes to point fingers at other people's operations, and everyone looks down on him. So you must remember his name, and never form a team with him in the future."

The novice player, Rosanna, was spinning around in place, like a kitten trying to grab its own tail.At the same time, she did not forget to say to Tony helplessly: "...Why do you have to juxtapose bad skills, swearing, and bad character..."

"No, no, no," hearing Rosanna say this, Tony was so excited that he almost threw the gamepad in his hand, "This is very important!"

Tony seriously emphasized: "Diligence can make up for weakness, bad habits can be changed, but cooking is not good!"

Diligence can make up for clumsiness, but not vegetables.

"...Okay, okay." The little landlord succumbed to the other party's firm attitude, and stammered in agreement.

Rosanna didn't get to play games with Tony for very long, either.After playing the game for half an hour, Roseanne's cell phone on the sofa suddenly rang.

Few people know Rosana's mobile phone number, only a few acquaintances.Rosana, who was sitting on the ground with Tony, lifted up the blanket on her body, and handed the handle in her hand to the passing bride, "Call me a little bit, I'll answer the phone, and I'll be right back!"

I have only heard of connecting pots and pans, but rarely heard of such operations as connecting handles...

The network bride who took over such an important task by surprise, sat down on the carpet in a daze, looking at the enemy on the screen like an enemy.

"?! Who am I, where am I, who killed me, and who did I kill?!" The bride, who was frantically pressing the handle, was as fierce as a tiger, and the damage was one hundred and fifty at first sight.I was so anxious that I wanted to conjure up my eight legs to help press the handle together.

And Roseanne got a call she didn't expect.

"Hi, I don't know if you still remember me, I'm Rita, the girl who worked with Clark before... the newcomer who was almost cheated by Tommy!"

"Ah, I remember you. May I ask what's the matter?" Rosanna replied, while she finished what she hadn't finished saying in her heart: "You are the one who will go home and inherit billions of dollars if you don't work hard... It's a firework TT' that is different from mine

This different fireworks Rita is actually here to give money to Rosanna.

Because of the previous failure experience, in order to train her again, her boss—that is, her mother, handed over the flower work for an event to her.Rita, who was almost at a disadvantage, learned her lesson this time and chose to order flowers directly from her acquaintance and benefactor Rosanna.

The rewards for this kind of big orders are always generous, and the guests are also considered as my friends, so Rosanna agreed without hesitation.

After putting down the phone, Rosanna kept counting her increasingly abundant small coffers in her heart, and walked back to the living room happily.

And when she came back, the Internet bride who was holding the handle and pressing randomly had already died in the game countless times.Looking at the dimmed gray screen, the bride of the Internet hurriedly put the handle in her hand back into the hands of the little onmyoji, and said angrily and aggrievedly: "I would rather fight offline with this group of humans."

What kind of skill is fighting in the game!If you have the ability to unplug the network cable, offline battle!Let's see if my eight legs can beat you!

Women like Luo Xinfu and Qing Ji who have degenerated into demons because of resentment in their hearts, the world always has stereotyped evaluations of fear and disgust such as 'scary' and 'poisonous women'.

But the little onmyoji thinks that each of them is very cute, like a child who can act like a baby. ——Rosanna, who treats Shikigami as a child, completely forgot about the fighting power of the Bride and the others. They can really massacre people in offline battles.

Rosanna smiled and comforted the aggrieved Internet bride, and at the same time took over the handle and started to kill those accounts who had bullied the Internet bride just now.

Tony, who is funny and helpless, originally wanted to help Roseanne.But not long after he raised the handle, he put it down silently.

Because Little Rose obviously only came into contact with this game today, but she forced herself into a posture of...'I am the number one player in the world'.

In fact, this is also reasonable.After all, the profession of Onmyoji requires a pair of nimble hands to draw symbols, divination and drive little paper figurines, as well as a smart and alert brain.And these... are also some of the most needed elements for playing games. —By the way, the other parts are liver and krypton.

As an outstanding Onmyoji, Rosana certainly possesses these due advantages.And if these advantages are used by her to play games, it will make her look like a bug that has been turned on, meeting gods and gods, ghosts and ghosts, and even npcs.

After Tony found out that Rosanna didn't need his help at all, he simply leaned aside and watched Rosanna kill all directions.

But before he knew it, Tony's attention slowly shifted from the screen to Roseanne herself,

This little girl is really one in a million smart, although she will be like an old popsicle in many places, has an antique style, and is incompatible with the modern world-Tony attributes the reason for this problem to Roseanne in his heart from a poor family——but her adaptability is very good. For her, she can learn most things quickly with just a little touch.

And her group of weird 'relatives'...

Just as Tony was thinking about these trivial things about the small landlord, two soft knocks on the door suddenly came from their ears.

Steve was standing helplessly at the door looking at Rosanna and Tony, and suddenly felt like a kindergarten teacher, both worried and annoying, "I thought today is such a rare day off, you two would think Have a good rest."

"You should also pay attention to the time when playing games," Steve glanced at the clock on the wall, "Shouldn't it be time to take a break?"

Hearing what Steve said, Tony immediately grabbed his handle, rolled his eyes, and blurted out: "We're not playing a game!"

The unreasonable and confident Tony replied plausibly: "We are collecting materials!"

"I plan to make a similar type of online game in the future, and I'm collecting ideas and inspirations now!" Tony pointed to Rosanna, who was still sniping on the other side with his thumb, "Little Rose is my job." partner!"

"We're working hard! What a dedication!"

No matter how many times he has experienced it, Steve will always feel deeply helpless because of Tony's eloquent mouth.If it was in the past, Steve would definitely join forces with Natasha to suppress it by force, and arrest the two addicted to the game into the bedroom together.

But now... Steve looked at his thin and thin arms, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Okay, you are working."

"So, can you two dedicated workaholics stop what you're doing and take a good rest?"

"I won't," Rosanna put down her handle contentedly and stretched her waist after helping Network Bride to snipe through the accounts that she had bullied, "I'm going to really go to the flower shop later." what about work."

Tony played games to collect materials vs. Rosanna went to the flower shop to work overtime.Real jobs vs fake jobs.

Seeing that Little Rose had finished the battle, Tony also put down the handle in his hand, "Isn't today a rest day? Why do you still have to go to work?"

"Because it needs to be cleaned, of course the flower shop must be clean to be attractive." Speaking of this, Rosanna looked at the time and added, "But I definitely won't go now... Some things just have to choose the right time."

"... Do you still need to pick a time for cleaning?" The little landlord has so many weird habits...

"Of course!" Roseanne replied firmly.

In the dark night, murder and arson - oh no, while cleaning!

After nightfall, Rosanna brought her criminal worker—no, she brought her own shikigami to the flower shop.

Cleaning up is hard work, but what a little onmyoji!broom god!It was also for this reason that Roseanne chose to come to the flower shop to clean up late at night when no one was around.

After all, the scene of a fine broom flying all over the sky in a flower shop... is indeed a bit scary.It's easy to be widely disseminated as an urban horror story.

However, the mad dance of the Broom God did not last long.

Because Tony, who was deeply worried, quickly followed. ——and took over Roseanne's job very confidently, stepping on the ladder to clean the ventilation duct.

"Tony," Rosanna, who was struggling to support the ladder, looked up at him, "Are you sure you can do it?"

It really doesn't work... Rosana thinks she can ask Kaguya Hime for help.Although Princess Moon Palace is petite, she has her own aircraft mount, which allows her to easily touch the ceiling and ventilation pipes without stress.

Facing Rosanna's entanglement, Tony waved his hand violently, "I'm absolutely fine! You know, besides the social animal Clark who is still working overtime, I am now the tallest man in the family!"

He, Tony Stark, Iron Man, Superhero Light, the man who can look down on Captain Bean Sprout and the little bat doll, now has to prove himself! !

Tony did clean the ventilation duct very clean, even a little abnormally clean, and he pulled out a strange thing from it.

A cold, slender little green snake.

The little green snake looked familiar, and Tony recalled a person he didn't want to recall, and a not-so-good memory.

Under the addition of this negative memory, Tony raised his hand silently, trying to stuff the little green snake back into the pipe, pretending nothing happened.

however--

"Tony," Rosanna looked helplessly at her tenant's childish behavior, "I've seen it all."

"what is that?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-1209:53:22~2020-01-1322:20:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 cold moon;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of lft; 1 bottle of caged bird;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!