Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Eagle Fortune Shopping City is located in the center of Jinyang County’s business district, and there is a constant flow of people, men, women and children, all carrying big bags and small bags in a hurry.But invariably, when they pass by the gate of the supermarket, their eyes will always stop for a moment on the four people standing under the display screen at the entrance, showing a look of admiration or amazement.

The history of Eagle Fortune is playing in a loop on the screen: This shopping mall was not called Eagle Fortune originally, but Ahua Wholesale Department.According to the CEO of Eagle Fortune, he once dreamed that he was standing on the endless green grassland of Shangri-La, with the clear blue sky above his head and the gurgling mountain stream flowing beside his feet.

Suddenly, an eagle with fire feathers flitted across the top of the mountain, and a frightened eagle cry pierced the sky, and the boss looked up in shock—'pata', a fresh and fiery eagle The excrement hit the boss in the face.But the eagle that Shi Shiran slapped his ass and flew away left only a vague sentence: You are going to be lucky with eagle shit!

After the boss woke up, he felt that the scene in the dream was very real, and even the smell of excrement seemed to linger in his nose, so he waved his big hand, and immediately changed the name of the wholesale department to Eagle Fortune, and made a flying bird. Eagle logo.

After this move, maybe it was really the blessing of the eagle. The performance of Eagle Fortune has been rising all the way, and it has been smooth sailing. Now it has expanded into a chain enterprise and has reached the top in one fell swoop to become the leader of the shopping industry in Jinyang County!

"An eagle with fire feathers, likes to shit on people's faces... how is it familiar? I seem to have seen this thing somewhere..." Fu Li tilted his head and muttered to himself, frowning in distress and thinking .

Sha Bao also saw this interview, but somehow his face changed suddenly, he took Fu Li's hand and quickly said: "Fu Li, let's go in."

Fu Li had already had some clues, but was interrupted by Sha Bao, and the memories that had finally emerged were scattered all at once.

He clicked his tongue lightly, looked down at the two people's clasped hands in a strange way, and said in puzzlement, "Silly treasure, are you afraid? But that thing just now wouldn't fly out and shit on your face, What are you afraid of?"

After finishing speaking, he raised his fingers and gently scratched Shabao's palm, intending to pass on some mountainous fatherly love to him.

Sha Bao: "..."

Seeing that Sha Bao didn't say a word, and the hand holding him was getting tighter and tighter, Fu Li couldn't help thinking: Sha Bao's courage is too small!A bird who doesn't know the truth can frighten him into petrification!Speaking of it, who would believe that he is the son of the majestic Lord Junshan?Could it be that he has been taking such good care of Sha Bao recently?It's not going to work like this, it seems...it's time to train Shabao's heart.

Fu Li made a lot of small calculations in his mind, then turned his head and said to Zhu Lie and Ji Guang who followed behind him, "Let's go buy clothes first, and lead the way."

Zhu Lie hurried forward a few steps as if he had been pardoned, and pulled Ji Guang up by the way, and while Fu Li was not paying attention, he approached and whispered: "Do you think there is something strange between the two of them?"

Ji Guang opened his eyes wide, very puzzled: "What's so strange about this?"

"That's right, that's what it is!" Zhu Lie stomped his feet, his nose sweating from Ji Guang's stupid look, and he couldn't help but glance back, looking rather wretched: "Look, look ! Their hands are stuck together like super glue in public!"

Ji Guang glanced back, turned back and immediately distanced himself from Zhu Lie, with a bright face saying 'Zhu Lie, you are so perverted':

"Hey——Zhu Lie, you are so dirty! They are father and son, isn't it normal for father and son to behave like this? What kind of pornographic waste do you think about all day long, you have been dumped by your girlfriend too much!"

Zhu Lie was taken aback by what he said, and deep confusion flashed in his eyes: Is this the real way of getting along with father and son?Is it normal for father and son to share the same bed, hug and hold hands?Even if the son grows to be as tall as his father, is this behavior still normal?

While doubting himself, Zhu Lie looked at the two people who had softened their aura even though they were expressionless, rubbed his face, and said in his heart: Ji Guang is right!As expected, his mind is too dirty, he must have been blinded by the pornographic scene in the morning!No matter how you look at it, it is a picture of a loving father and a filial son.

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"Does this look good?" Fu Li lifted an ivory white shirt and gestured towards Sha Bao.

"nice."

"What about this one?" Fu Li changed into a pair of silver-gray cropped pants and asked again.

"It's also pretty."

"Oh..." Fu Li found out that no matter what he picked, Sha Bao would only say it looks good, looks good, looks really good.Totally a mindless kid.

So Fu Li didn't pick anything at all, just grabbed a few at random and planned to pay the bill. There was even a pink strawberry sweater mixed into the clothes pile, I don't know if it was intentional or not.

Seeing this posture, Zhu Lie quickly reached out to stop Fu Li: "If you have money, you can't spend it like this! Don't you buy clothes without trying them on? What if they don't fit?"

Fu Li had never bought clothes before, so he didn't know that human beings still have this habit of changing clothes in public. He looked around at the people around him, and lowered his voice, "It's really insulting to take off your clothes in front of everyone."

Zhu Lie choked, thinking that you still know the word gentle, and a sentence popped out between his teeth: "...Miss Shopping Guide, take them to the dressing room."

When he got to the door of the locker room, he saw Fu Li who was in the small cubicles and realized that he was caught off guard and made a joke again, but it just so happened that he could take this opportunity to exercise Sha Bao's autonomy.Fu Li stuffed the clothes to Sha Bao, and said earnestly: "It's time for you to exercise, go and change yourself, ah."

But what I didn't expect was that Shabao frowned, his mouth was flattened, and his two small tiger teeth bit his lower lip, and he looked so aggrieved that he was about to dehydrate: "I, I can't do... Fuli Help."

"..." Fu Li took a deep breath provocatively.

Calm, calm.

Let's do it next time, next time we must train Shabao's mind well.Forget it this time.

So the old father, Fu Li, who had no position, directly ignored the inexplicable eyes of the shopping guide, and walked straight into the fitting room.

Sha Bao put the clothes on the stool in the fitting room, and locked the door behind his back. Immediately, there were only two people left in the small space, and the air seemed to start to heat up inexplicably.

Sha Bao took a deep look at Fu Li and began to undress.

I don't know why, but Fu Li always felt that the eyes just now had some meaning.

Sha Bao twisted for a long time while taking off his clothes, almost twisting himself into a twist, and finally stretched out his two arms, and said somewhat discouragedly: "Fu Li, help me take it off."

Fu Li sighed lightly, resignedly grabbed the sleeve and pulled it back, one arm came off, and after repeating again, the other arm also came off.Then, he rolled the clothes to Sha Bao's chest like a bed of cabbage leaves.

"???"Um? ? ?

Fu Li rubbed his eyes, the scene in front of him has not changed at all, it is still a clean and upright body, full of youthful vibes, extremely white skin, waist and abdomen lines are as clean as chiseled, like willow branches being drawn by the river.But most importantly...he has abs!He actually has abs!How does he have abs?Although there are only six superficial shapes, they are also abdominal muscles!

Fu Li stared at the six-pack abs without blinking, and couldn't help but quietly raised his hand to poke it, the body under the hand trembled suddenly.

Oh hard.Really abs.

Then he didn't know what he thought, and touched his belly out of control.

Unsurprisingly, I touched a piece of smooth and soft meat, which felt a bit like soaked white flour steamed buns.

"……"Ha ha.

Fu Li tore off the clothes that had been rolled up to his chest, turned into lemon essence in grief and anger, and quit directly: "It's a big weed, take it off by yourself."

Sha Bao slowed down from the light and soft poke just now, lowered his head to hide the frightening light in his eyes, and when he raised his head again, he had recovered his youthful ignorance. : "What's wrong with Fuli..."

What happened to Fuli?It's sour!Lemon juice, fried!

Fu Li snatched back the corner of his clothes with quick eyes and hands, held it tightly, leaned back, leaned against the door of the fitting room, and said word by word: "I, myself, take off."

This appearance seems to be interpreting with all the body and five sense organs: Lao Tzu is the biggest in the world!Don't beat me!

Shabao: "..." Why are you getting more and more stupid.

He knew that Fu Li would not compromise easily, so he had no choice but to put on his clothes silently, and by the way calm down his surging mood.

Fu Li has been watching Sha Bao's movements from the corner of his eye, seeing him clumsily buttoning buttons, and after realizing that he has buttoned them wrongly, he clumsily unbuttons them again, because the anger on his abdominal muscles finally subsides a little.

What's the use of having abs?Don't you even know how to wear clothes?Still he is stronger.

Because Sha Bao always wears the wrong clothes, he spends most of the time tidying up naked.A large piece of white swayed in front of Fu Li's eyes, and he felt that the air was about to burn. Finally, Sha Bao finished trying.

Fu Li was almost out of breath at this moment, and hurriedly pushed open the door and rushed out. I don't know if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a muffled laugh behind him.

The kind that breaks the sky.

"My God, you guys are finally done, and if you don't come out again, I thought you guys were doing weird things in there..." Zhu Lie said while helping to hold the clothes while paying the bill.

I don't know which word in Zhu Lie's words pleased me, Sha Bao rolled his eyes, and laughed out his signature dimples and two small canine teeth.

The store manager was poked in the center by this smile, and said maternally: "Oh, you are so cute, if only my son is half as cute as you! So cute, auntie will give you a discount, and I will charge you three thousand Five is good."

Three thousand five? !Fu Li was shocked when he heard this number, he licked his lips, hesitantly said: "But I don't have that much money..."

The store manager has always been very tolerant towards good-looking people, and asked in a friendly voice: "Then how much do you have? It doesn't matter if you give less."

"Crack!" Fu Li took out the card and slapped it on the table, as if you couldn't regret it, he said quickly, "I have 200 yuan!"

Zhu Lie: "???" The goddamn beast is sick again?

Store manager: "..." Which brat has come out, insisting that the limited black card with a deposit of at least 500 million be 200 yuan?A new way to show off your wealth?

The store manager cast suspicious eyes on Zhu Lie, who looked the most stable. Seeing that Zhu Lie pointed to his head, he took the card clearly, with a loving face on his face: "Oh, it's okay! Two hundred is also fine!"

Fu Li was overjoyed, and was about to give this honest and kind human being a blessing, when he heard a terrified female voice from the shop next door——

"Ah!! There is a pervert!!"

At the same time, a wisp of faint ghost air penetrated into Fu Li's nasal cavity.

Ghost?Have business!

Fu Li was overjoyed, he didn't care about taking things, and rushed to the next door shop, looking around.

Soon, Fu Li discovered a few wisps of cyan ghostly air slowly emanating from above a small fitting cubicle that was the same as the store just now.

Fu Li twitched the corner of his mouth, and strode forward, aggressively going to grab the business.

Suddenly, he felt his sleeves being pulled, and when he looked back, a girl with a flushed face was trying to stop him, stammering, "You, you can't pass!"

"Why not?" Fu Li was inexplicable, thinking that this woman was here to snatch business, waved her away forcefully, and continued to walk towards the ghostly place.

Unexpectedly, the woman probably really wanted this business, and even poured dirty water on Fu Li——

"Come on, catch the pervert! The pervert is here!"

Fu Li didn't know why he became a pervert, didn't he come to catch the pervert?Just when he was about to put down his business and reason for himself, he was a little surprised to find that he was surrounded by many women!

The voices of the girls chirping came:

"Is he the pervert in the fitting room just now?"

"Wow... If all perverts look like this, I, I will!"

"What are you thinking, no matter how good-looking she is, she's a pervert who peeps and touches her breasts!"

"..."

In Fu Li's life spanning several kalpas, it was rare for him to be so overwhelmed.

Facing a group of human women who have no power to restrain chickens, he can't directly hit him, but he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't hit him. It's really wronged to be called a pervert for no reason.

Such a situation is almost the same as being in prison.

Just when Fu Li was in a dilemma, and the corners of his eyes almost burst into water vapor, a shadow suddenly fell in front of him.

He was hugged hard.

The person who hugged him seemed to have crossed thousands of miles of thorns in the fertile field, crossed the boundless endless sea, and stepped over the obstacles of gods and Buddhas in the sky before coming to him.

In a trance, it overlapped with the previous figure again.

Fu Li felt as if he had fallen from a high place into a huge but soft cloud, his whole body was dizzy and light, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

He was hugged too tightly, as if embedded in the arms of the person in front of him, the only thing that could move was his eyeballs.

So he tried his best to roll his eyes, and successfully saw out of the corner of his eye that the person in front of him seemed to be holding two lumps of something like a blindfold.

And the slightly low voice of the young man next to his ear also said a few words:

"Excuse me, I will accompany my baby to buy underwear."