Who says the deity is not Bai Ze
Chapter 19 Kinky!swing!
"You, you, you..." Fu Li was shocked, and sat up with a straight waist, and the robe was pressed against the skin along the way, pinching a neat waistline.He blinked blankly, then suddenly moved to the head of the bed, hugged his knees, and began to pretend that he was a ball.
Fu Li can already imagine that if others look at him like this, the headline of tomorrow's "Entertainment Xiujie" will be: the mythical beast Bai Ze, terrified and helpless, very weak!
After a while, a trembling finger poked out from the ball.
Just when the young man thought that some earth-shattering words were about to come out from this ball, Fu Li, who had been murmuring for a long time, finally choked out a sentence:
"You, are you cheating?"
"..."
"You... stole your brother's home?!"
"..."
"Are you a god, a ghost, or a demon?"
The young man shook his head and suddenly smiled.
A shallow dimple was sunken in on the right cheek, and two small canine teeth poked restlessly on the lower lip, showing both youthful youthfulness and unspeakable sexiness.
Putting this appearance outside, she should become the lust object of a group of old maidens again.
Seeing this smile, Fu Li suddenly came to his senses, and even wished he could go back to just now when he lifted his skull to see what kind of muscle was wrong to regard this person as Yu Qing!
How could this be him?
That man was chiseled out of ice, his whole body was extremely cold, he either didn't smile, or laughed sneeringly, how could he show such a youthful spirit.
So Fu Li's flustered heart calmed down, and he approached slowly: "Cough, you are... a fool?"
Fu Li didn't know, the way he was poking his head, wanting to go but still had some scruples, was like a mature roe deer - even though the situation was unknown, he was still driven by curiosity and approached without hesitation.
The final result can only be to be thrown down, and then eaten to nothing.
The roe deer spirit stopped a foot in front of the boy.
The roe deer spirit felt that he really couldn't read this look.
...How does this look so similar to the look in the eyes of the brood of Bai Ze cubs in the mountains when they begged for milk?
During the stalemate, the young man finally spoke, his tone was as ignorant as usual, but there was something wrong when he said it from a half-grown boy: "It's me, husband~"
But Fu Li didn't think about it that much, he only knew that his suspended heart suddenly fell back to reality, so he approached again, and said with a long breath: "It's all because you look so much like your elder brother , I almost got confused just now!"
While talking, Fu Li suddenly frowned, and pointed at Sha Bao suspiciously: "Wait! Are you..."
"I'm not!" Startled, Sha Bao immediately denied loudly, shaking his head like a rattle.
"???" Fu Li thought in his heart: What's wrong with this unlucky child, he is so frizzy in dealing with others.He hasn't finished asking yet, so what's the rush?
"Didn't I plant you in the bowl where the Hunyuan Pearl was buried that day, and you also absorbed the remaining spiritual knowledge? Otherwise, why do you look so similar to your elder brother, and you can still be related from generation to generation? Then you It's too powerful!"
Silly Bao was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Fu Li to say that, and finally nodded and said: "Yes...well, I also vaguely saw a fairy who is extremely handsome, graceful, and handsome, and I didn't know it. Jue remembered his appearance, but I didn't expect it to be a big brother, such a posture is really fascinating."
Unsurpassedly handsome, with a clear appearance and elegant charm, Fengshen is handsome.
This younger brother's evaluation of his elder brother is really high. As an old father, he has never received such a high evaluation.
"Oh—that's it." Fu Li fell back, pulled the quilt over his head, and didn't feel that there was a bit of jealousy in his words: "It's okay, come to sleep. "
Sha Bao looked at Fu Li's unintentional petty temper, a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and approached slowly: "Fu Li wants to sleep with me?"
The quilt of the little pig on the bed suddenly stopped, and a pair of rolling eyes slowly appeared in the quilt: "What did you say?"
"Sleep with me."
"The previous sentence."
"Floating."
Fu Li threw off the quilt, and looked like I had caught him, and shouted, "Don't you call me Husband?"
Sha Bao explained: "Well... At that time, I just changed my shape, so I couldn't learn too many words, and I was called a husband by accident. Now I can finally change into a more mature body, so I can't call it wrong .Of course, if Fuli wants me to be called Funi, it’s not impossible.”
It's not that it can't be done, it's just that it doesn't work.
So Fu Li didn't know whether he was happy or disappointed and said 'Oh, don't', and lay down again.
But after he waited for a long time, Shabao was still sitting still, so he had to lift half of the quilt, patted the mattress, and greeted:
"Come on, the bed is warm."
"..."
Silly Bao glanced at Fu Li's pure eyes, then glanced at the small half of his white leg that was unintentionally exposed, and finally sniffed, glanced at the crotch of the pants...
Gee.
When someone finally lay down under the quilt, they were almost on the same hands and feet.
At the same time, with the sound of snapping fingers, all the lights were suddenly extinguished, and the room was pitch black.
Although gods, ghosts, spirits and monsters have night vision ability, turning off the lights has long been a dispensable existence, and what should be visible is still clearly seen.But Fuli said that he is a demon god with a sense of ritual, and he has to follow the rituals of the human world when he comes to the human world. Even if he doesn't need to sleep or turn off the lights, he must make a show of it!
After about a quarter of an hour, maybe two quarters of an hour, Fu Li felt that the bed was getting hotter and hotter.He twisted his body uncomfortably, but accidentally touched a hard and warm place.
This shape... is it a hand?Or feet?Is Sha Bao's sleeping appearance so strange?
For some reason, when Fu Li touched that place, the sound of breathing in his ears suddenly became heavier.
Fuli pondered for a moment, suddenly blessed to his heart, suddenly thought that Shabao must not be used to the youthful body, that's why his spiritual power was disordered, which caused his body to heat up.He had heard many female demon gods talk about this kind of situation before: What should I do if the child's spiritual power is disordered?What to do if the child can't sleep at night?Don't worry, it'll be fine with a beating.
So Fu Li slapped Sha Bao on the back hard, and at the end he didn't forget to threaten:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, you will become a dwarf if you go to bed late!"
Probably frightened by the vicious curse of becoming a dwarf, Fuli only felt Shabao's whole body tremble, and finally calmed down.
Fu Li thought to himself: Even if the body grows up, the mind is still a child's mind, so easy to be scared.
He didn't care about anything, and immediately sank into consciousness and fell into a light sleep.
***
On the second day, Zhu Lie knocked on the door next door while yawning.
"Fuli——have you gotten up yet? Didn't you say that you want me to take you shopping? It's already high in the sun—"
For a long time, no one responded at the door.
Zhu Lie pushed open the door with some doubts, saw the bulging lump on the bed, and was so surprised that he said to himself: "Hey! Bai Ze can sleep better than a pig like me, and his sleeping appearance is so bad. Such a big lump is really I don't know how he fell asleep..."
On weekdays, he or Ji Guang basically wakes Fu Li up. Fu Li has no urge to get up, and has always been a light sleeper. She wakes up at the slightest movement. She doesn't know what's going on today, and she sleeps like a dead pig.
So Zhu Lie didn't hesitate, walked directly to the bed, and shouted: "Get up——"
Then, he violently pulled the quilt away——
"???" Zhu Lie's pupils shrank, he took a deep breath quickly, and then quickly covered his head with the quilt.
He patted his heart in amazement, never doubting his eyes like today: what did he see just now?a man?There is a man in Fuli's quilt?Fu Li used both hands and feet, hugging this man like an octopus? !Fuli also made this man put his hands under his clothes? !What is it called?Isn't it a beautiful picture of intertwined limbs and flesh and blood?It's just... just lewd!Disgraceful!
"Hmm...what's the noise?" Fu Li murmured in a daze, struggling to stretch out an arm.
But was pressed back by the other hand, and a strange voice returned: "Hey, sleep for a while."
"..."
Zhu Lie felt blind.He was not blinded by this passionate scene, but by himself. Didn't he see that his light has exceeded [-] watts?
So he turned and was about to tiptoe out—
"Come on, don't rest for a while before leaving?"
Unexpectedly, that strange voice sounded again, but it was no longer the gentle and lingering voice just now, but like a sharp knife out of its sheath, it exploded close behind Zhu Lie!
Zhu Lie's footsteps stopped, the nerves in the corners of his eyes shrank violently, and a burst of goosebumps spread from head to foot.
He just wanted to make one last small suggestion while he still had breath: Pork is delicious when braised in brown sauce.
***
"That's it." Fu Li sat on the sofa and explained what happened in the morning.
Zhu Lie dared not speak out, clutched the bag on his forehead aggrievedly, and groaned: "Mmm, um, that's it..."
Ji Guang took a quick glance at Shabao, then looked away nervously, and said to the air, "Oh, so, so this is Fuli's son! Haha, he grows up so fast, I don't see you in a blink of an eye, it's all like this big!"
After talking about it, even I felt that something was wrong, and said in horror: "No, Fuli, I just went to the headquarters for a while, why do you even have children! Which female monster came first!"
Hearing this, Sha Bao glanced at Ji Guang, and said calmly: "I belong to Fu Li alone, there is no banshee."
Under the huge impact, Ji Guang forgot to be afraid, and asked with a straight neck: "Liar! Men, how can men have children! I only know that men from the sea bass and snail tribe can give birth, but I have never heard of Bai Ze Can give birth!"
"What are you thinking about!" Fu Li's face was slightly annoyed, and he seemed to be confused, "He is a demon spirit that I unintentionally spawned, and he should be regarded as my son."
"Oh...then why did he grow so fast? He was still a little one last night!" Knowing that he had misunderstood, Ji Guang covered his forehead and couldn't help but lick his lips.
"This is a secret." Silly Bao was clearly talking to Ji Guang, but his eyes were fixed on Fu Li, with a bit of cunning in his eyes.
Fu Li was stunned for a moment, an unspeakable emotion climbed up his limbs, and thought: What secret is there that even father can't tell?Could it be that Sha Bao secretly did something to offend his old father?
But even if Fu Li had doubts in his heart, he still saved enough face for his son: "Every monster has its own cultivation method, and their weed spirits should also have their own method, so don't ask too much, it's better Pay more attention to yourself, a horse is hundreds of years old, and its cultivation is still so low!"
"Oh..." Ji Guang, who was inexplicably targeted, had no choice but to give in, moved silently, and squatted beside Zhu Lie.
The two people with the same disease looked at each other and read a message from each other's eyes: it's over.
Look at the foolish emperor who was deceived by the traitorous concubine and abandoned his early dynasty, and now he has started to intensify his cruelty to Zhongliang!Catastrophe!The world is dying!The country will fall!God is going to kill my big Jinyang branch!
Fu Li has no idea that he has been arranged by his two younger brothers to become a licentious and licentious king who disregards government affairs!
He looked at Sha Bao with bright eyes, and his tone was full of joy that he didn't notice:
"Silly treasure! Let's go shopping for clothes, mobile phones, and primary school textbooks?"
Fu Li can already imagine that if others look at him like this, the headline of tomorrow's "Entertainment Xiujie" will be: the mythical beast Bai Ze, terrified and helpless, very weak!
After a while, a trembling finger poked out from the ball.
Just when the young man thought that some earth-shattering words were about to come out from this ball, Fu Li, who had been murmuring for a long time, finally choked out a sentence:
"You, are you cheating?"
"..."
"You... stole your brother's home?!"
"..."
"Are you a god, a ghost, or a demon?"
The young man shook his head and suddenly smiled.
A shallow dimple was sunken in on the right cheek, and two small canine teeth poked restlessly on the lower lip, showing both youthful youthfulness and unspeakable sexiness.
Putting this appearance outside, she should become the lust object of a group of old maidens again.
Seeing this smile, Fu Li suddenly came to his senses, and even wished he could go back to just now when he lifted his skull to see what kind of muscle was wrong to regard this person as Yu Qing!
How could this be him?
That man was chiseled out of ice, his whole body was extremely cold, he either didn't smile, or laughed sneeringly, how could he show such a youthful spirit.
So Fu Li's flustered heart calmed down, and he approached slowly: "Cough, you are... a fool?"
Fu Li didn't know, the way he was poking his head, wanting to go but still had some scruples, was like a mature roe deer - even though the situation was unknown, he was still driven by curiosity and approached without hesitation.
The final result can only be to be thrown down, and then eaten to nothing.
The roe deer spirit stopped a foot in front of the boy.
The roe deer spirit felt that he really couldn't read this look.
...How does this look so similar to the look in the eyes of the brood of Bai Ze cubs in the mountains when they begged for milk?
During the stalemate, the young man finally spoke, his tone was as ignorant as usual, but there was something wrong when he said it from a half-grown boy: "It's me, husband~"
But Fu Li didn't think about it that much, he only knew that his suspended heart suddenly fell back to reality, so he approached again, and said with a long breath: "It's all because you look so much like your elder brother , I almost got confused just now!"
While talking, Fu Li suddenly frowned, and pointed at Sha Bao suspiciously: "Wait! Are you..."
"I'm not!" Startled, Sha Bao immediately denied loudly, shaking his head like a rattle.
"???" Fu Li thought in his heart: What's wrong with this unlucky child, he is so frizzy in dealing with others.He hasn't finished asking yet, so what's the rush?
"Didn't I plant you in the bowl where the Hunyuan Pearl was buried that day, and you also absorbed the remaining spiritual knowledge? Otherwise, why do you look so similar to your elder brother, and you can still be related from generation to generation? Then you It's too powerful!"
Silly Bao was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Fu Li to say that, and finally nodded and said: "Yes...well, I also vaguely saw a fairy who is extremely handsome, graceful, and handsome, and I didn't know it. Jue remembered his appearance, but I didn't expect it to be a big brother, such a posture is really fascinating."
Unsurpassedly handsome, with a clear appearance and elegant charm, Fengshen is handsome.
This younger brother's evaluation of his elder brother is really high. As an old father, he has never received such a high evaluation.
"Oh—that's it." Fu Li fell back, pulled the quilt over his head, and didn't feel that there was a bit of jealousy in his words: "It's okay, come to sleep. "
Sha Bao looked at Fu Li's unintentional petty temper, a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and approached slowly: "Fu Li wants to sleep with me?"
The quilt of the little pig on the bed suddenly stopped, and a pair of rolling eyes slowly appeared in the quilt: "What did you say?"
"Sleep with me."
"The previous sentence."
"Floating."
Fu Li threw off the quilt, and looked like I had caught him, and shouted, "Don't you call me Husband?"
Sha Bao explained: "Well... At that time, I just changed my shape, so I couldn't learn too many words, and I was called a husband by accident. Now I can finally change into a more mature body, so I can't call it wrong .Of course, if Fuli wants me to be called Funi, it’s not impossible.”
It's not that it can't be done, it's just that it doesn't work.
So Fu Li didn't know whether he was happy or disappointed and said 'Oh, don't', and lay down again.
But after he waited for a long time, Shabao was still sitting still, so he had to lift half of the quilt, patted the mattress, and greeted:
"Come on, the bed is warm."
"..."
Silly Bao glanced at Fu Li's pure eyes, then glanced at the small half of his white leg that was unintentionally exposed, and finally sniffed, glanced at the crotch of the pants...
Gee.
When someone finally lay down under the quilt, they were almost on the same hands and feet.
At the same time, with the sound of snapping fingers, all the lights were suddenly extinguished, and the room was pitch black.
Although gods, ghosts, spirits and monsters have night vision ability, turning off the lights has long been a dispensable existence, and what should be visible is still clearly seen.But Fuli said that he is a demon god with a sense of ritual, and he has to follow the rituals of the human world when he comes to the human world. Even if he doesn't need to sleep or turn off the lights, he must make a show of it!
After about a quarter of an hour, maybe two quarters of an hour, Fu Li felt that the bed was getting hotter and hotter.He twisted his body uncomfortably, but accidentally touched a hard and warm place.
This shape... is it a hand?Or feet?Is Sha Bao's sleeping appearance so strange?
For some reason, when Fu Li touched that place, the sound of breathing in his ears suddenly became heavier.
Fuli pondered for a moment, suddenly blessed to his heart, suddenly thought that Shabao must not be used to the youthful body, that's why his spiritual power was disordered, which caused his body to heat up.He had heard many female demon gods talk about this kind of situation before: What should I do if the child's spiritual power is disordered?What to do if the child can't sleep at night?Don't worry, it'll be fine with a beating.
So Fu Li slapped Sha Bao on the back hard, and at the end he didn't forget to threaten:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, you will become a dwarf if you go to bed late!"
Probably frightened by the vicious curse of becoming a dwarf, Fuli only felt Shabao's whole body tremble, and finally calmed down.
Fu Li thought to himself: Even if the body grows up, the mind is still a child's mind, so easy to be scared.
He didn't care about anything, and immediately sank into consciousness and fell into a light sleep.
***
On the second day, Zhu Lie knocked on the door next door while yawning.
"Fuli——have you gotten up yet? Didn't you say that you want me to take you shopping? It's already high in the sun—"
For a long time, no one responded at the door.
Zhu Lie pushed open the door with some doubts, saw the bulging lump on the bed, and was so surprised that he said to himself: "Hey! Bai Ze can sleep better than a pig like me, and his sleeping appearance is so bad. Such a big lump is really I don't know how he fell asleep..."
On weekdays, he or Ji Guang basically wakes Fu Li up. Fu Li has no urge to get up, and has always been a light sleeper. She wakes up at the slightest movement. She doesn't know what's going on today, and she sleeps like a dead pig.
So Zhu Lie didn't hesitate, walked directly to the bed, and shouted: "Get up——"
Then, he violently pulled the quilt away——
"???" Zhu Lie's pupils shrank, he took a deep breath quickly, and then quickly covered his head with the quilt.
He patted his heart in amazement, never doubting his eyes like today: what did he see just now?a man?There is a man in Fuli's quilt?Fu Li used both hands and feet, hugging this man like an octopus? !Fuli also made this man put his hands under his clothes? !What is it called?Isn't it a beautiful picture of intertwined limbs and flesh and blood?It's just... just lewd!Disgraceful!
"Hmm...what's the noise?" Fu Li murmured in a daze, struggling to stretch out an arm.
But was pressed back by the other hand, and a strange voice returned: "Hey, sleep for a while."
"..."
Zhu Lie felt blind.He was not blinded by this passionate scene, but by himself. Didn't he see that his light has exceeded [-] watts?
So he turned and was about to tiptoe out—
"Come on, don't rest for a while before leaving?"
Unexpectedly, that strange voice sounded again, but it was no longer the gentle and lingering voice just now, but like a sharp knife out of its sheath, it exploded close behind Zhu Lie!
Zhu Lie's footsteps stopped, the nerves in the corners of his eyes shrank violently, and a burst of goosebumps spread from head to foot.
He just wanted to make one last small suggestion while he still had breath: Pork is delicious when braised in brown sauce.
***
"That's it." Fu Li sat on the sofa and explained what happened in the morning.
Zhu Lie dared not speak out, clutched the bag on his forehead aggrievedly, and groaned: "Mmm, um, that's it..."
Ji Guang took a quick glance at Shabao, then looked away nervously, and said to the air, "Oh, so, so this is Fuli's son! Haha, he grows up so fast, I don't see you in a blink of an eye, it's all like this big!"
After talking about it, even I felt that something was wrong, and said in horror: "No, Fuli, I just went to the headquarters for a while, why do you even have children! Which female monster came first!"
Hearing this, Sha Bao glanced at Ji Guang, and said calmly: "I belong to Fu Li alone, there is no banshee."
Under the huge impact, Ji Guang forgot to be afraid, and asked with a straight neck: "Liar! Men, how can men have children! I only know that men from the sea bass and snail tribe can give birth, but I have never heard of Bai Ze Can give birth!"
"What are you thinking about!" Fu Li's face was slightly annoyed, and he seemed to be confused, "He is a demon spirit that I unintentionally spawned, and he should be regarded as my son."
"Oh...then why did he grow so fast? He was still a little one last night!" Knowing that he had misunderstood, Ji Guang covered his forehead and couldn't help but lick his lips.
"This is a secret." Silly Bao was clearly talking to Ji Guang, but his eyes were fixed on Fu Li, with a bit of cunning in his eyes.
Fu Li was stunned for a moment, an unspeakable emotion climbed up his limbs, and thought: What secret is there that even father can't tell?Could it be that Sha Bao secretly did something to offend his old father?
But even if Fu Li had doubts in his heart, he still saved enough face for his son: "Every monster has its own cultivation method, and their weed spirits should also have their own method, so don't ask too much, it's better Pay more attention to yourself, a horse is hundreds of years old, and its cultivation is still so low!"
"Oh..." Ji Guang, who was inexplicably targeted, had no choice but to give in, moved silently, and squatted beside Zhu Lie.
The two people with the same disease looked at each other and read a message from each other's eyes: it's over.
Look at the foolish emperor who was deceived by the traitorous concubine and abandoned his early dynasty, and now he has started to intensify his cruelty to Zhongliang!Catastrophe!The world is dying!The country will fall!God is going to kill my big Jinyang branch!
Fu Li has no idea that he has been arranged by his two younger brothers to become a licentious and licentious king who disregards government affairs!
He looked at Sha Bao with bright eyes, and his tone was full of joy that he didn't notice:
"Silly treasure! Let's go shopping for clothes, mobile phones, and primary school textbooks?"
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