Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Everyone present: "..."

As soon as these words came out, the shop fell into a long dead silence, and the bustle of customers and visitors outside could not penetrate even a little bit. Even the air seemed to be sealed into a gel-like solid, thick and sticky, and there was an inexplicable ambiguity. Factors are surging in it.

All the girls present were so stimulated by this scene that they had difficulty breathing, and some even blushed, and quietly took out their mobile phones... swallowing while taking pictures.

Fu Li didn't notice the hot and frightening gazes of the girls, his mind was buzzing right now.

Felt like I was being strangled.

I'm afraid it's not a weed spirit, but a pliers spirit, right?The clamp is so tight, his head is like a briquette?

In a vague way, Fu Li heard Sha Bao's voice.

Although he didn't hear clearly, he knew that he was probably out of the danger of being arrested as a pervert, so he patted Shabao on the back and said softly, "Let go of me, I'm going to catch ghosts."

If you don't let go, if the ghost runs away, he will be strangled to death!

Feeling Fu Li's struggle, Sha Bao immediately let go of his tight arms, and took the initiative to hold Fu Li's hand and walked inside.

"Wait!" The woman who stopped Fu Li just now stood up again, her eyes switched back and forth between the two, and finally, as if she had made up her mind, she asked with a flushed face, "You are...that kind of relationship?"

Sha Bao paused, looked at Fu Li, and found that his left eye was written with 'Hurry up! ', and the right eye is also marked with 'catch ghosts! ', there is still a string of big characters floating above the head-'Don't stop me if you bother me! '.

The whole person is in a state of being unable to listen to the words and only seeing the performance.

Almost hit someone.

So Sha Bao raised the corners of his lips quite happily, and hummed very lightly, as if humming from his nasal cavity, rippling very much.

But the woman took this expression as dissatisfaction and thought they were angry, so she hurriedly stepped back and waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, I didn't mean to discriminate, just... just sorry! At first we thought you, your baby It’s a pervert in the fitting room, that’s why I stopped him, now that I know he’s not, I’m fine! I’m really sorry!”

After finishing speaking, he immediately bowed slightly, pushed and pushed the little sisters who were full of aunts and smiles to leave, until they went out, and did not forget to turn around and shout——

"I wish you happiness!"

Fu Li didn't think about so many twists and turns, or he didn't pay attention to the conversation at all.He saw that these troublesome women who didn't know the so-called finally walked away, and hurriedly took advantage of the opportunity to rush into the cubicle like a cannonball.

Enter the door, lock it, all in one go.

It is simply the auspicious light among auspicious lights, and the speed is unbelievably fast!

Silly treasure who missed a step and was hit by the door: "..."

As soon as he entered the door, Fu Li followed the intensity of the ghostly aura and opened a pile of empty boxes piled up in the corner of the fitting room.

Then, Fu Li saw a lilac stone novice statue at first sight, about half the size of a palm, with his eyes slightly closed and the corners of his mouth raised, looking naive.But it is placed in a very hidden location, if you don't open the box, it's hard to notice, let alone think about the connection between this little novice and the pervert in the fitting room.

Fu Li picked up the ghostly statue of Shami and shook it, but he heard no sound, so he moved closer, wanting to see something pretending to be a ghost inside.

However, the corners of Shami's mouth straightened the moment Fu Li approached, the corners of his eyes drooped, and his smiling face instantly turned into a sad face.Then, an extremely disgusting voice came from inside:

"Damn...how is this a man! You are a pervert! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

"???"

Fu Li was taken aback by the sudden swearing by the novice monk, and after recovering, he realized that he was called a pervert again.

Isn't this a thief calling catch a thief?

Fu Li had no intention of taking the blame at all, he slowly raised his hand, pressed his thumb on top of his middle finger, and flicked his fingers towards the novice monk, with a 'thump' sound - the novice monk's head rolled to the ground.

Immediately, a high-pitched scream burst out from the headless Shami, and a wisp of green smoke drifted out from the broken neck, and gradually condensed into a translucent blue figure.

The green smoker had a pair of curved horns on his head, his face was covered with a curly beard, and he looked like a rough man.But the strange thing is that some of his body shapes are no different from women!What's even weirder is that his slender woman's waist has eight-pack abs!

This is a ghost who entered Taoism from a ghost and cultivated into a ghost.

Still a ghost with eight strange abs.

Abs...abs again!How can a ghost who is neither male nor female have eight-pack abs!

Fu Li suddenly closed his eyes, punched the wall hard, and felt the deep malice towards him from the whole world.

***

Qingyan hopped his feet angrily. He has lived in this novice for almost a month. Every day, there are different girls to watch. Sometimes he meets a particularly good-looking one, and he will go up to get some oil. Anyway, there are no annoying Taoist priests. Catch him and live a leisurely life.

However, just now, he thought that another lovely young lady came in, who could be hugged and held high, but it turned out that it was a man who came in!Are men free to enter women's underwear fitting rooms these days?Although... this man is prettier than many young ladies, but he has a little chirp!Could it be that they should fight each other with bayonets?What's more, this man knocked off his head even if he didn't agree with each other...

The more the Qingyan ghost thought about it, the more angry he became. Seeing Fu Li closing his eyes, with a look on his face that one buddha was about to emerge from his body and two buddhas ascended to heaven, he thought he was frightened and stupid, so he pounced on him with a grin at the corner of his mouth, grinning fiercely road:

"Hee hee hee, you broke the statue of my monk, so I... will live on you! Your body is so beautiful! It would be a pity if you don't use it to molested young lady!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Qingyan Gui suddenly found that his body was frozen in mid-air, as if bound by an invisible iron net, unable to move at all.Then, the world suddenly turned upside down, he shook his dizzy head, but realized in horror that he was hung upside down and stuck to the wall of the fitting room!

Qingyan Gui was taken aback, before he had time to say anything, the two thin and long legs in front of him took two steps towards the door, and opened the door a crack.

***

Fu Li sticks his head out, and regardless of the astonished eyes of others, he pulls Silly Bao in who is standing outside the door.

"You deal with him." Fu Li pointed at the bewildered Qingyan ghost.

Silly Bao was suddenly pulled in, still a little dazed, at first he saw this strange shape, especially the thing that was hanging upside down, he seemed to be taken aback.

He glanced uncontrollably at Qingyan Gui's stomach, his expression changed, he settled down and said, "How do I deal with him, Fuli?"

Abs cut, abs cut, or abs cut?

Fu Li's original intention was to exercise Shabao's ability to take care of himself. If one day he cheated his corpse, he would kill him if he tried to dissipate, so that Shabao wouldn't be reduced to the point where he couldn't take care of himself.

So he waved his hand casually: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether he fry it, steam it, cook it, bake it, turn it into medicine or make it into a weapon, or just play it, as long as you like it."

Sha Bao rubbed his chin in an old-fashioned way, and after thinking for a moment, he replied: "Then why don't you take it home and clean it up? I think the toilet needs a toilet cleaner. And if you have nothing to do, you can play games to relieve boredom. How about Fuli?"

Fu Li nodded, feeling that this idea is good: "Yes, the hygiene in the department is indeed not good, and life is also boring. With this ghost, it will be much more interesting in the future."

Green smoker: "..."

Seeing the two hastily decided on his dark future, Qingyangui couldn't help feeling sad when he thought that he would be taken back to work as a coolie before touching his young lady enough, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Don't you It’s too much! My Wutong ghost won’t give in easily!!”

"Wutong ghost?" Fu Li repeated.

Wutong smiled triumphantly: "Haha, you must be afraid! Then let go of me!"

Fu Li recalled it for a while, then nodded clearly: "I'm a little scared. I saw you in the scriptures, you are not the unlucky guy who was raped by seven maids until he died, and then turned into an evil ghost. Is it? I think the way you die is really scary."

"..." Wutong Ghost's face turned green and white, and he seemed very ashamed to speak, and argued: "I, I didn't! I'm Yeyu Seven Girls, but that's me, I'm awesome, you don't care Got it? The real cause of my death is that I got up and went home the next day, fell into the river and drowned with my head heavy! Which blind person said that I was raped and died, huh?!"

Sha Bao raised his eyebrows, and asked Fu Li with some puzzlement: "Is there any essential difference between dying directly on the bed and accidentally drowning after excessive indulgence?"

Fu Li thought for a while, then denied: "It seems that there is no such thing, but the second way of death is even more embarrassing."

Wutong ghost: "..." Xingba, you guys are better than me when you sing together.

Seeing that Wutong Ghost had lost his fighting spirit, Fu Li immediately said, "Then let's take him back to the department." After speaking, he was about to open the door.

"Wait." Sha Bao stretched out his long arms, embraced Fu Li, and said: "The five links are too big, if we take them away like this, there is no guarantee that some humans with yin and yang eyes will not see the clues on the road. "

Fu Li felt that Sha Bao deserved to grow up and was more thoughtful than him, so he asked, "Then what do you think should be done?"

Sha Bao coughed lightly, showed a sluggish smile, and said narrowly, "Don't worry, Fu Li, I'm ready."

After finishing speaking, he took a large pink blindfold and waved it in front of Fu Li.

***

After paying the bill, the two left the shop.

Fu Li was carrying the pink bag, thinking about the meaningful eyes of the salesperson just now with some puzzlement.

As he walked, he felt like he was on his back, and he heard faint whispers and clicks.

Fu Li's face sank, he leaned closer to his head, and lowered his voice: "Did you see it, silly? Someone was pointing at us, especially when they saw the bag, many people's breathing became disordered for a moment. Could it be... The Wutong ghost we put in the bag was discovered?!"

Sha Bao patted Fu Li's back reassuringly, and rubbed Fu Li's soft earlobe as if he didn't feel satisfied, and a slightly smiling voice penetrated into his ears, "It's okay, Fu Li, throw the bag away Just give it to Zhu Lie."

After speaking, he immediately turned his hands away and rubbed his fingers.

Hey, it's numb.

And Zhu Lie's surname is probably Cao, and just as Shabao finished speaking, Zhu Lie's loud voice came from the elevator entrance on the left——

"Hey Fuli, we helped you pick out your mobile phones. There are no textbooks for the first grade of primary school here. You should ask the children of Aunt Wang's next door to borrow them!"

Fuli: "..."

So why are you shouting so loudly!Do you want everyone to know that he is a majestic Lord Junshan, whose education level is only in the first grade of elementary school!

Unable to hide his annoyance, Fu Li stepped forward, and threw the bag containing the Wutong ghost to Zhu Lie's face: "Here, take it home and use it."

Zhu Lie only saw a ball of pink stuff rushing towards him, and he caught it in a hurry, secretly delighted: Could it be that... all the rainbow farts he took finally worked, and Fuli brought him a gift ?

So he didn't pay attention to the appearance of the bag, and opened it directly: "..."

I saw a peach-pink object in the bag, with round and full arcs. The two arcs were covered with a layer of complicated and exquisite lace, and the edges were dotted with sparkling rhinestones and milky white bows. It was sexy and enchanting, cute and beautiful. Without losing style.

But no matter how many fancy adjectives you add, it still can't change, this is the fact of a woman, sex, bra, bra!

Fortunately, Jiguang approached by chance, and curiously read out the advertising slogan on the bag: "Natasha underwear——a woman that men can't grasp with one hand??"

Zhu Lie's heart trembled, and he wrapped his arms around his chest silently: Fu Li gave him underwear... Could it be that he was interested in him? !But he still wants to find No.30's eighth girlfriend, he really has no interest in being gay!

Seeing Zhu Lie fell silent, Fu Li was a little impatient: "Did you see the Wutong ghost in the bag? Get it out after returning to the department and iron it flat with an iron. Return the things in it to me, it's a silly treasure I picked it for me, and I still need it.”

"Oh." So it's not for him, so that's good... huh? ?

"Silly Bao picked it for you?!" Zhu Lie didn't let go of his breath, and suddenly grasped the essence of Fu Li's words, his face changed again and again.

Fu Li showed a little complacency on his face, and said: "Of course, he said this looks good."

The expression on my face is full of praise for my son's awesomeness.

"Oh, oh..." Zhu Lie nodded in a trance. He didn't even care about the Wutong ghost who kept clamoring in his underwear bag. He floated away like a wandering spirit.

What the hell is this? !Sure enough, he read the scene in the morning correctly, it was Conan possessing him, and Bao Zheng was alive!He knows it!There is definitely something tricky between these two people! !

Look, I even bought underwear, so shameless!

Zhu Lie, who floated all the way back to the department, handed the crumpled Wutong ghost to the minister, and then returned the "woman who cannot be grasped with one hand" to Fu Li.

Then he rushed into the room to pack his things.

Hu Yuebai happened to pass by the door of Zhu Lie's room, poked his head out of curiosity, and said, "Zhu Lie, why are you packing your luggage?"

Zhu Lie kept moving his hands: "I'm going back to my hometown to marry Xiaohuazhu."

Ji Guang: "Married?? You have had enough fun, do you want to find an honest sow to take over?"

Zhu Lie turned his head, his eyes were moist, the corners of his eyes were red, and there was unprecedented grief and indignation in his eyes: "I discovered a shocking secret..."

"what?"

"So I might be silenced."

"what……"

"Goodbye, I'll run away first brother."

Ji Guang: "???"