Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Chapter 14 Fuck Your Little Darling

The warm sunlight fell into the room, and was cut into broken beams by the blinds. There were fine dust swirling inside, and it also cast a nice layer of light and shadow on the two people sitting on the bed.

But at this moment, the house was a bit tense.

A very stunning young man was staring at a naked dumpling.

Fu Li looked at Sha Bao inexplicably, with disgust in his words: "You are so young, how can you not wear clothes? It's fine to walk the bird in front of me, but you can also go out for a walk?"

Sha Bao stuck out his tongue, and said in a low voice: "Walk the bird, walk the bird, don't wear a skirt!"

Fu Li picked up a pink muslin skirt, wiped the corners of her eyes, hating iron and steel: "Who made you transform into a boy. Your three older brothers are all boys. You know how bad I raised them." Is it easy? Do you know how wild they are? They go to play in monster lairs everywhere, which time I wipe their ass. I want a girl so much, but it turns out to be another brat..."

Sha Bao lowered his head, looking as if he was ashamed of being scolded, but actually twitched the corners of his mouth secretly.

Father, if you don't hold back your laughter and shed a few more tears, maybe I can still trust you.I believe that you will settle the funeral for us every time, instead of letting us destroy the corpse for you after you go to make trouble everywhere.

It's a good idea to want a girl with such poor acting skills.

So Shabao pursed his mouth, pretending to cry.

Fuli was most afraid of the child crying, and when he saw Shabao like this, his scalp became numb, and he deliberately threatened: "Don't cry, a dignified man! When the time comes, you will dry up the water in your body, and you will become a hay plant." !"

"Hay? Woo... don't turn into hay..." Fu Li didn't expect that his words would have the opposite effect, but Sha Bao couldn't help shaking his body, and tears welled up in his eyes.

But Sha Bao was probably afraid that he would become hay, so he quickly raised his head and opened his black grape-like eyes to prevent tears from flowing out, but accidentally sprayed a snot bubble.

"puff."

"... Woo!" After hearing the ridicule, Sha Bao couldn't help it, sobbed and threw himself into Fu Li's arms, his plump body arched back and forth, like a pig looking for food.

Fu Li's smile disappeared in an instant, and the corners of his upturned mouth drooped, revealing a bit of the majesty of the past.

He raised his arms and legs and hugged Shabao on his chest like a sloth, and as expected, a suspicious viscous liquid smeared on his clothes: "..."

He clicked his tongue softly, and looked at Sha Bao accusingly, vowing to let him know that his father's majesty cannot be trampled on.But he found that Sha Bao actually started to bite his chubby fingers, and a row of small baby teeth were grinding back and forth, what a face full of ignorance and ignorance!

Fu Li choked, and couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, I really owe you. If you don't wear it, don't wear it. Come on, wear this suit."

As he spoke, he took out a set of clothes that Sanqing wore when he was a child from Jiezi's space, put them on for Shabao, and tied a small knot for Shabao, finally calming down the little ancestor.

After Sha Bao finished wearing it, he immediately changed from a sloppy brat to a young man.He looked at himself, then at Fu Li, pointed to Fu Li's chest and said, "Don't you change the mud? Dirty!"

Fu Li pulled the cloth on his chest, and said, "You know it's dirty too? Then wipe it on me! Fortunately, I don't need to change it, just use the decontamination technique."

Sha Bao looked at Fu Li helplessly, and muttered: "Change, change another one. It's not good to wear a piece of clothing for too long."

Fu Li didn't expect that he would be disgusted by Sha Bao, so he thought about it, although he hadn't changed his clothes, he was definitely not dirty.But after Sha Bao said so, he could only cough lightly and began to undress.

The corners of Sha Bao's lips rose, revealing a triumphant smirk.He watched Fu Li take off his clothes unsuspectingly, a top-level creamy back jumped into his eyes, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

Fu Li's back is so beautiful that even the most ingenious craftsman can't paint one or two of them.Although his butterfly bones are protruding, they are not morbidly thin, but have a proper curvature, just like the most plump crescent moon.His waist is also thin, with two shallow dimples below, which can almost drown a person in it.When Fu Li turned sideways slightly, even the cherry pink color on his chest was faintly visible.

Some people are as far away as the moon in the sky, clearly out of reach, but people can't help but want to get closer.

Sha Bao thought so, and did so.In order to take a closer look, he unknowingly leaned forward with his whole body.

"Boom!"

Hearing the sound, Fu Li turned around and saw Sha Bao fell face down on the ground somehow.

"Sibao, are you okay?" He carried Shabao back to the bed, and found two bloodstains on the face of the white dough, as if the bean paste in the steamed stuffed bun had leaked out. , "Tsk, you were too careless, you even got a nosebleed."

Sha Bao sniffed, lowered his head to cover his overly bright eyes, but accidentally found that Fu Li hadn't put on a belt yet, and the scene on his chest was wide open in front of his eyes.

Sha Bao swallowed his saliva, truly feeling the inconvenience of this child's body.

"? The hemostatic spell doesn't work? Why is the bleeding getting worse?" Fu Li looked at the nosebleed that stopped for a while and then started to bleed again, very puzzled.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, took out a blue bottle and handed it to Sha Bao, saying: "Blood is the essence, you have nosebleeds like this, it is probably due to the instability of the essence. Let's eat some jelly beans to strengthen the essence." , nourishing qi and protecting the foundation. It is a must-have product for traveling at home and fighting."

After handing the bottle out for a while, Fu Li's hands were almost stiff, but Sha Bao just stared at the bottle blankly, without any other movements.

Fuli still treated it like a silly treasure because he was afraid of suffering, opened the cork and poured out two red sugar pills, spread his hands in front of the silly treasure, smiled with a kindness that did not match his appearance, and said:

"Silly baby, eat sugar. It's not bitter at all, it tastes great!"

"Tianbao, eat candy!"

"Tianbao, I made jelly beans, when will you come back?"

"Yu Qing, is Ziwei really so good?"

"...don't come back."

"Silly treasure!" Fu Li turned his face to Tuanzi's eyes, blinked his eyes and looked at the silly Tuanzi strangely, why did he look so dazed?Could it be that he fell into a stupid treasure?

Sha Bao seemed to be stunned, and after a while, he abruptly placed a soft kiss between Fu Li's eyebrows.

Sha Bao's lips were hot and soft, like a light feather brushing by, leaving no trace, leaving only a slight tingling sensation.

Fu Li hurriedly withdrew his face, touched his forehead with an inexplicable expression, and after not feeling anything sticky, he relaxed and muttered: "I was scared to death, I thought you wiped the snot on my face Woolen cloth."

Shabao: ...It's impossible not to grow up quickly.

So he quickly poked his head over, licked the jelly beans from Fuli's hand with a roll of his tongue, and said without frowning: "Okay silly, let's go, Funi!"

……

When they left the hospital, Zhu Lie was pushing a small three-wheeled car over.He patted the small bench in the cargo compartment, and waved to the two of them: "There are so many people outside, let's use human transportation. Come, come, get in the car, the old driver is going to go fast!"

Fu Li's eyes lit up, he walked quickly to the small three wheels, patted the front of the car very lightly and softly, and said: "Oh, it's my little boy. I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much."

When Sha Bao heard this address, he was stunned for a moment, his dark eyes were full of confusion: "??"

He couldn't help puffing up his face, and listened to Fu Li asking Zhu Lie without saying a word: "Where did you get it, little boy? When I take out the money, can I buy one too?"

Zhu Lie was already used to Fu Li's various strange behaviors, and said: "I borrowed it from the neighbor's aunt, but if you want to buy it, let alone one, ten or one hundred will be fine!"

Fu Li nodded in satisfaction, jumped onto the small tricycle with Sha Bao in his arms, and sat down on the small bench skillfully.

"Why does Funi call it Xiaoguaiguai?" After holding back for a long time, Shabao still couldn't help asking, "Why not, Shabao, Xiaoguaiguai?"

Fu Li took it for granted, "There's no reason for this, it's good. Are you good? Not good. You even covered my clothes with snot and tears."

Sha Bao choked for a moment, pursed his mouth, and thought: If I had known earlier, I would rather wear a skirt than offend him.After several calamities passed, this vengeful temperament still remained the same.Once it comes out like this, I'm afraid that the snot thing will never go away...

The little three wheels are moving extremely slowly, and Zhu Lie's first-class drag racing skills are useless.Fortunately, Jinyang County is not big, and it didn't take long to get from the department to the east of the city.

After arriving at the place, Fu Li jumped out of the car, and stretched out his arms to hug Sha Bao down.

Surrounded by a piece of dry grass up to the waist, not far away there is a river channel that used to have water, but is now covered with thick black moss, and an old stone bridge runs across the river channel.

Fu Li didn't dare to put Sha Bao down, not because he thought Sha Bao was too delicate, but because he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to show his head when standing on the ground.

"Did you go to the wrong place?" With such a powerful organization, is the base like this?

"The grass wasn't that tall a while ago..." Zhu Lie muttered, smiling awkwardly, "It's right here, heroes don't ask where they come from!"

Zhu Lie tried his best to push away the messy withered grass, but the grass was so dense that it still hurt a little when stuck on his body.

Fu Li couldn't see it anymore, so he raised two fingers and stroked the dry grass lightly, all the grass blocking the way fell away like Moses divided the sea, and a path big enough for two people to walk side by side appeared in the dense forest. among the withered weeds.

With this trail, they walked unimpeded all the way to the bridge hole beside the river.

There is nothing special under the bridge hole, only a few pieces of cloth pressed with bricks at the corners, which looks like a tent in shape, but the size of the tent is too small, I am afraid that if you stretch it in, it will be full with two feet.There are also several pots near the tent, which are covered with blackened and agglomerated unknown objects, and a plum blossom mark can be vaguely seen.

But the most unacceptable thing is that there is a strange smell in the whole bridge hole, like the smell of food that has been left for a long time, or the smell of dirty mud that has not been bathed for a long time. Nausea.

Fu Li frowned and looked at the chaotic scene in front of him, with a bad tone: "Is this what you said you didn't find the wrong place?"

Zhu Lie was also taken aback: "No, I didn't make a mistake. Although I don't come here many times, but Jinyang County is such a big place, I can't remember everything wrong." Added: "It wasn't so dirty last time, and I don't know how they did it. Do you want to do business?"

At this moment, Fu Li felt his neck tighten.

He looked down and saw that Sha Bao was trembling, hugging his neck tightly, with a white mouth, tremblingly said: "Dogs... so many dogs!"

dog?Where is the dog?

Fu Li's footsteps stopped, he had sealed his sense of smell since he smelled the stench just now, now he heard Sha Bao's words, he hastily unsealed it.

In an instant, apart from the lingering disgusting stench, there were also several streams of evil spirits that were so strong that it was hard to ignore!

These monsters are full of resentment, seem to be full of strong unwillingness and deep desire for revenge, and they are not serious monsters when they smell them.

"Did you smell it?" Fu Li asked Zhu Lie.

Zhu Lie: "Smell what? Does it smell like a dog? Don't smell it, look——"

Fu Li followed his fingers, raised his eyes and looked into the distance, only to see a few small black spots appearing at the end of the river.As the black spots danced, they gradually became bigger and bigger.It didn't take a moment to see the whole picture of the black spot clearly. Those running along the river bed were actually dozens of big dogs with fierce eyes!

Zhu Lie didn't seem to be nervous at all, instead he stepped forward to say hello: "Hey brother Ke, long time no see, I almost thought you guys moved your position!"

Seeing Zhu Lie's familiar appearance, Fu Li thought that he had a good friendship with these dogs, so he didn't stop him from coming forward, although Fu Li felt that the expressions of these dogs were not friendly at all.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Lie approached, the dogs lowered their bodies, bent their front legs, and tensed their hind legs, making a movement that could jump forward and bite at any time.There was also a low, threatening sound from his throat, and rows of cold fangs were exposed, and saliva dripped down, looking very creepy and disgusting.

Zhu Lie paused, a little confused, and said, "No, Brother Ke, what do you mean by this, are you enjoying this kind of hospitality now? We're here to ask you to do something, so welcome?"

As soon as the words fell, I don't know which dog in the dog group issued a command-Wow!Dozens of dogs immediately followed the sound and formed a circle, surrounding Fu Li and the others, looking as if they were going to cooperate to hunt for prey.

Then, an orange and white dog slowly walked out of the pack.The dog's four legs are extremely short, probably too short. It has to twist its limbs when it walks, and it looks like it is wagging its hips and tail, scratching its head and posing, full of untimely joy.

And this dog who took the initiative to come out is probably the leader of the dog group. After scanning his round eyes around, he stamped his front paws, and the dog mouth opened and closed, and he uttered a human voice: "Come on dog! Take this dog!" Arrest some unscrupulous elements!"

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