Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Chapter 15 Whooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

Facing dozens of grinning vicious dogs, Fu Li remained expressionless. After looking around, he calmly stated: "You guys scared my son." His voice was as clear as usual, and it was astonishing. Can't hear emotion.

"Woo!" Sha Bao also flattened his mouth at the same time, and said aggrievedly: "Scared, Sha Bao, I'm so scared..." After finishing speaking, he tightened his arms around his neck, wishing to put himself deeply Embedded in the arms of the person in front of him.

"...You want to strangle me?" Fu Li almost lost his breath after being pinched like this, patted his fleshy arm lightly, and said: "What does a little man look like crying, come down and beat yourself."

"Huh?" After Sha Bao was put down, he raised his bright eyes and looked at Fu Li in a daze, as if he was very puzzled why this fickle man was still helping him with the front foot while leaving him alone on the back foot. Confront the vicious dog.

"I can help you the first time and twice, can I help you both times? Just like your brothers, fight back, what are you afraid of? If you can't fight, just hide behind me. If the sky falls, I will I can support you for a while." Fu Li rubbed Sha Bao's soft hair, and said very righteously.

Sha Bao thought deeply, blinked his eyes and then nodded heavily: "En!"

So he raised his fist, yelled, bit the deciduous teeth that had not been replaced, and waved his two fleshy hands to rush up to fight these dogs!However, the moment he rushed out, his body suddenly froze. He looked back with difficulty, and found that he was actually lifted up by the collar!

"??" The impulsive momentum that could not be dispelled all returned to Sha Bao, and he had no choice but to thrash his two short legs in vain, like a little piglet being strangled by fate.Seeing that the struggle didn't work, the little piglet let out a threatening grunt from the depths of his throat, trying to scare off anyone who dared to grab his collar.

Zhu Lie's whole body was shaken by Sha Bao, and he looked at Fu Li as if asking for help: "That... Sha Bao singled them out, isn't it good. Besides, we don't know what's going on yet."

Fu Li took over the task of lifting the collar, and said, "But I don't want to touch them."

Zhu Lie: "Why?" When did Fuli become so peace-loving and sympathetic to the weak?Is this still Fuli who pinched the hand of Minister Qing and surrendered Ci Anling?

Fu Li restrained his dislike, reluctantly glanced at the dogs, and said lightly: "Dirty."

Zhu Lie: "..."

"Who are you calling dirty!" The short-legged dog has been ignored for a long time, and was already dissatisfied, and now he is called dirty, and suddenly growled angrily, "You are the dirtiest, right! Although we are stray dogs , but everyone lives in peace and order, never biting anyone! And never taking advantage of the dog’s rations! It’s not like you humans, every one of you has a dirty heart! Bark!”

The short-legged dogs barked unwillingly, and immediately a group of dogs all joined in one voice: "That's right, it's so dirty!", "Return our brother's life!", "Smelly human beings, tear you up!!".

The barks came and went, endlessly, hovering over the withered grass.

A voice abruptly interrupted the barking sound of sorrowful spring and autumn.

"Who says we're human?"

Zhu Lie pointed at himself, with the face of a resentful woman who had been abandoned, and said: "Brother Ke, you don't know me anymore? I am Zhu Lie! The last time a sow was inexplicably pregnant on my hometown farm, I still found it What about the sow birth certificate you applied for!"

"..." The short-legged dog called Brother Ke moved forward hesitantly, stretched his neck, and narrowed his eyes.After a while, he let out a low whimper, and said embarrassedly: "Wang...it's Brother Zhu! Oh, I didn't recognize you at first...Did you lose weight?"

Zhu Lie: I don't think I lost weight, but you are blind.

But he was still very puzzled by the current situation, and said with concern: "No, Brother Ke, why did you become like this. I remember that before, even if the big guys didn't live particularly well, at least they had three meals a day. Don't worry, why haven't you seen each other in just a few months, and you're just... so down and out?"

Hearing this, Brother Ke became even more depressed, but he still glanced at Fu Li cautiously, took a step back and said, "Wang... It's not impossible to say, you have to tell me who this person next to you is, is it human? !"

Zhu Lie: "Of course not. Although I have had a human girlfriend, how could I bring a human to the monster colony? Besides, the person next to me is the real Bai Ze!"

Brother Ke was startled, he glanced at Sha Bao tentatively, and asked tentatively, "Then what he's carrying... Could it be...?"

Hearing this, Fu Li put the hopeless Piggy on the ground, patted his head, and said, "Well, he's my son. He's a weed." His tone was even quite proud, as if he felt that he was innocent. Zeneng has a weed spirit son, which is a very remarkable thing.

Brother Ke paused when he heard this, his eyes stayed on Sha Bao for a moment, and then looked at Fu Li with admiration again.Then, his body trembled, his front legs bent, and he knelt down towards Fu Li!

Seeing that the boss was kneeling, the other dogs also knelt together one by one.The good painting style has changed from "surrounded by vicious dogs, the beautiful boy and his weak son whose life and death are unpredictable" to "the local rich man who oppresses the honest dog and his bully master".As for where is Zhu Lie?Oh, the appearance is not on the same level, just ignore it.

Fu Li's expression also became indescribable, and he took a step back without showing any traces: "What do you want to do? Are you wronged by saying that you are dirty?" Could it be that you want to touch porcelain?Recently, he has learned a lot from TV. If someone falls down in front of you for no reason, it is likely to be a touch of porcelain. It is unbelievable!

"Don't be wronged, don't be wronged! Immortal Bai Ze, the villain Ke Ji, has something to ask for! I hope that Immortal Bai Ze will be merciful and merciful, and save the suffering. Amitabha, you are very kind. Help us!" Ke Ji muttered, not caring about Bai Ze. Which sect does Ze belong to? He took out all the benevolent words of Taoism and told Fu Li to listen to them.

Fu Li breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time was puzzled: "Why should I help you?"

This sentence is tantamount to rejection.

So Ke Ji kept silent, just slammed his head on the ground, like a muffled cannon thrown into the river.Although being a monster, the blow might not hurt very much, but it was loud enough to startle Fu Li.

"That's how Bai Ze Daxian, we stray dogs originally set up an organization. Although they are not popular, we can get a job if we get a certificate and provide information. Everyone is lost with the owner, or They were simply abandoned by the master because of a minor illness, and it’s really not easy to get together..." Ke Ji said, almost crying, he hastily wiggled his black garlic nose, and continued to state:

"But not long ago! One by one, the brothers began to disappear for no reason! Many of them are ordinary dogs with no wisdom. Half a piece of ham sausage, they are going to be so happy that their tails are up to the sky. But! The human heart is really black! Our stray dogs didn’t do anything, so they came up with various methods, hanged, drugged, Beating him to death with a sap... When I found out later, there were only a few bones with pieces of meat left! I really can't be reconciled!"

"Oh... so it has nothing to do with me." Fu Li said.He has never been an enthusiastic person, and the world of the jungle made him cold.No matter how miserable they are, they can't pretend to show false sympathy to pity them.

False feelings, no better.

"This..." Ke Ji became anxious, twisted his body and thought for a while, and then suddenly shouted, "Because... because Bai Ze is also a canine family! Speaking of which, we belong to the same family!"

"...?"

Fu Li seemed to be able to see the indifferent mask cracking inch by inch on his face, he couldn't help but started to grind his teeth, his eyes darkened in an instant, as if the rain was about to come.

Said he was of the same ancestry as a dog?Why don't you say that the loach is of the same clan as the dragon, the sparrow is of the same clan as the phoenix, and the four-legged snake is of the same clan as Zhu Jiuyin!Besides, his prototype is not Bai Ze, but a puddle of illusory chaotic vitality.According to this statement, he still has to wrong himself and fart?

At this moment, Silly Treasure, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke up, waking up the dreamer: "It's better for you, you will enshrine Fu Ni in the future! Then Fu Ni may be able to help you."

When Ke Ji heard this, his eyes lit up, and he felt that this was a good way, so he quickly shook his tail and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I worship, I worship you! As long as you are willing to help this time, all dogs in my jurisdiction will , have been changed to enshrine Immortal Bai Ze!"

worship?The corner of Fu Li's mouth hooked invisibly, which is not bad.

Since he woke up in the Sanqing Temple, he has never been enshrined. Thinking back to the past, it can be said that the situation has changed from one dynasty to another, and the warmth and warmth of human feelings are at ease in his heart.Although his first believers in this world will be a few dogs, but fortunately they have a large sphere of influence and a wide intelligence network, and he has heard that dogs are the most loyal animals, so he will not easily change his beliefs.

From this point of view, even if the race is different from what he expected, it is not a big problem, it is better than nothing.

So he nodded reservedly, looked like he was not greedy for faith, and said slowly: "Since you are so sincere... tell me, what do you want me to do?"

Ke Jixi said: "It's like this, I just hope you can help rescue the surviving brother, and then... kill that black-hearted human being!"

Zhu Lie: ...Brother, in a peaceful society, murder is a crime.

"Yes." Unexpectedly, the entrusted person agreed with a face of "this is simple", paused, and added: "I don't want to bite, it's a bit disgusting. Just kill it."

Ke Ji: "That's fine, left and right are dead, how you die doesn't seem to make much difference."

Zhu Lie: ...

Zhu Lie couldn't bear it any longer, and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Did you forget what era it is now? A peaceful era! And what kind of society is it now? A socialist society! Also, let me remind you, "Lingxiu Learn about the Regulations on Penalties for Harming Human Beings."

"Wow woof—what should I do then, woof! I'm not reconciled to letting him go like this, woof woof! My dead brother is also not reconciled, woof!"

Fuli found out.As long as the dog is in a hurry, there will be incomprehensible whimpers or growls mixed in with the good words.Ke Ji not only slurred his speech, but also kicked his front legs straight on the ground, obviously going crazy.

Of course, those who have this kind of performance cannot be killed with a single shot.In addition to impatience, it may also be urinary urgency.

"No, Brother Ke." Zhu Lie asked incomprehensibly, "If you want to save my brother, you are actually a spiritual practitioner yourself, so you can't beat humans no matter what. If you want revenge, you have no problem at all!"

Hearing this, Ke Ji said, "This...isn't it my low spiritual power? You also know that although I am a dog demon, I am not determined to practice! I am so fucking bad that I can't even beat a mountain mouse spirit. And Some time ago, in order to find out the location of my brothers, I used too much force and exhausted my spiritual power! Later, I ate spoiled food and had diarrhea for several days... So, for the time being, I have lost my human form."

Speaking later, Ke Ji seemed to feel ashamed to expose his weak chicken in front of the beast, so he wanted to scratch his head to ease the embarrassment.In the end, he obviously didn't know much about the length of his legs, so he didn't scratch the back of his head, so he had to change direction thinking that there was no trace, and scratched his butt instead.

Fu Li hurriedly reached out to cover Sha Bao's eyes, he didn't want Sha Bao to be exposed to such indecent actions since he was a child, so as not to spoil the child.

Silly silk fan-like eyelashes lightly scratched Fu's palm, making his hands itch and his heart itch.

"Then... can you still apply for a 1st certificate here?" Fuli paused, and finally asked what he had been holding back in his heart, thought for a while, and then said, "I'll help you with this, let's get a discount by the way. "

Ke Ji didn't seem to expect the topic to change so quickly, he was taken aback for a moment and said, "Do it! Don't say it's a discount, it's free for life!"

"Lifetime free?" Fu Li focused on the last few words, his deep eyes slightly brightened.

"Of course! I, Ke Ji, are famous for keeping my word and doing what I say! As long as you help me rescue my brother, Bai Ze Daxian, and then ruin that person's reputation, it's best to bite him to death... Forget it, it's best to let him do the same." Taste the feeling of being skinned and boned, free for life, no problem at all! Not only that, I can also give you a super VIP membership!"

"Okay. Is that Ke Ji?"

After getting a satisfactory answer, Fu Li tilted his head, raised his jaw reservedly, and said lightly:

"Lead the way."

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