Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Fuli has never advocated playing with things and losing one's ambition.

Besides, Sha Bao has just obtained spiritual wisdom, so leaving the soil may not be easy for his cultivation.So he took the wooden bowl, and coaxed in a rare voice: "Silly treasure, you have just opened up your spiritual wisdom, and your essence is not yet stable, so you should stay in the bowl first, and it will not be too late to unearth after you cultivate your human form."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shabao's reaction, he directly picked him up and stuffed him into the soil.

Sha Bao, who was forced to return to the soil, struggled violently, shaking the wooden bowl until he saw that the struggle was fruitless, and bent the whole seedling towards the mouth of the bowl, every stretched leaf interpreted With the word "resistance".

Fu Li intentionally placed a restraint in the bowl, flicked Sha Bao's head with his finger, and said with a smile: "You want to come out? Then practice obediently, and completely refine the spiritual power in Diliuye and Xiyang." Cultivated into human form."

Sha Bao threw himself into the bowl in frustration, and muttered softly: "Waist, waist..." Belt, crush it!

"Waist? Do you want a belt?" Fu Li hated iron for being weak, and said in his heart: Why is there nothing left of Luo Hu who has been smashed by the heavens, and why does he want to come to Huo his son?This broken belt is more attractive than his father?

But with disdain in his heart, Fu Li still wanted to create an image of a loving father.So he took half of the belt and waved it in front of the floppy Shabao. Sure enough, the silly horse immediately straightened its stalk, trying to stretch out the leaves to grab the belt.

Fu Li grinned, narrowed his eyes, and dangled the belt above the mouth of the bowl maliciously.If he goes to the left, Shabao also goes to the left; if he goes to the right, so does Shabao.

After a while, Sha Bao was stunned by himself, and fell into the bowl with a bang.

"Hahaha, what a fool!" Fuli finally had enough of playing, and gently helped Shabao up—and then tied a bow on the stalk with his belt.

He picked up the bowl and turned it back and forth, admiring his masterpiece with satisfaction, then patted Miao Miao who was pretending to be dead, and said, "I like this belt? Just give it to you. I still have many belts like this one. You just need to practice hard and strive for it." Take shape as soon as possible, and you can have as many pieces as you want.”

After educating Shabao, Fu Li took out the Hunyuan Pearl again, staring at the crack on it and thinking.But he didn't know why recently, he was always drowsy, and he fell asleep after a while.

Auspicious clouds rolled in the sky outside Ziwei, and the auspicious aura was overwhelming. The day for Hongjun to give a lecture came.

Sitting in front of the cave, Fu Li watched the immortals drifting past in the sky, and yawned bored.

It's so boring... Except for him in the entire chaos, probably only Luo Hu is really not interested in preaching, why don't you go and fight with Luo Hu?It's true that he hasn't moved his muscles for a long time.

But finding a fight with Rahu, which is a common occurrence every now and then, doesn't need much ostentation.So he whistled and planned to summon the lotus throne, but unexpectedly, there was a... familiar long strip floating in the sky.

"Why is it you again?!" Fu Li waited for the long strip to fly to him, and asked angrily, grabbing the dragon's beard.

"Master, didn't you call me here?" Zu Long didn't blow his beard and stare as usual, but lowered the dragon's head very meekly, signaling Fu Li to sit on it.

Fu Li was stunned, and tentatively flew to sit on Zulong's back. Seeing that Zulong was not dissatisfied, he grinned, grabbed two dragon horns, and said excitedly: "Drive!! Take me to Wutai Find Rahu!"

It was rare for him to sit leisurely on the dragon's back and watch the clouds and mist move between the sky and the earth, enjoying the envious gazes cast by the demon gods.Fu Li has no doubt that at the most quarter of an hour, the "two or three things that have to be said between the Confident Demon King and the Zulong" will spread throughout Chaos.

"Master, here we are."

Fuli jumped off the faucet, threw out the Kunwu sword in front of Luohu's cave in a very arrogant manner, put his hips on his hips and shouted: "Luohu, come out and fight!"

"Fight? Goblin fight?" Suddenly, a voice came from the cave. The voice was as breathtaking as an invisible hook.But it was not the male voice that Fu Li was familiar with, but a female voice that was soft and charming!

Fu Li was taken aback for a moment, thinking it was when Luo Hu became interested in female sex, and asked, "Who are you, where is Luo Hu?"

The female voice smiled coquettishly, and immediately lifted the restriction on the entrance of the cave: "Wouldn't you know who I am if you come in and take a look?"

Fu Li felt that Luo Hu was very scheming, and he might have set some traps waiting for him, so he pulled Kun Wu across his chest, and walked in very cautiously.But he saw in astonishment that there was a tall and jade-like woman in the cave. She was dressed in red, her fragrant shoulders were half exposed, and her long ink-like hair flowed to the ground.

The woman pushed back her long hair, revealing a face that could captivate all living beings.

Seeing this face, Fu Li couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body, not because of anything else, but because this face was clearly that of Luo Hu!

He rubbed his eyes, and there was some disbelief in his eyes, which were always showy and evil, but he seemed a lot more innocent: "You, how did you become a woman?!"

Luo Hu deliberately puffed out his chest when he heard the words, leaned against Fu Li with a charming smile, stretched out his jade finger to touch his chest, and said, "Of course I am for you... Don't you know that if you take my belt, you will be mine." Is it? I know you don't like men, so I had to turn into a woman, what? You don't like it?"

Fu Li froze the moment Luo Hu approached, he could clearly feel two lumps of unfamiliar softness on his arms and the tingling tingling from his chest.If someone else had such a stunning beauty throwing themselves into their arms, they would have been in awe for a long time.

Who is Ke Fuli?I saw him push Luo Hu away abruptly, his whole face wrinkled, and his tone was quite indescribable: "Ouch... Luo Hu, are you disgusting? Stay away from this deity! This deity doesn't like women either. die?"

Luo Hu laughed even more happily, he clung to Fu Li relentlessly, and coquettishly said in a voice that dripped honey: "Fu Li~ don't be so cruel to me~ I always think about fighting with you elf ~"

Fu Li really couldn't take it anymore, he thought that Luo Hu might have taken some great elixir to become so sick.So he lifted his foot secretly, and just about to slip away, he saw a figure coming in from the entrance of the cave.

The man was dressed in a simple and clean moon white robe, with a high crown of hair, inlaid with beads, and an elegant and handsome face. He was the head of the Sanqing——Yu Qing.

Fu Li was overjoyed, and hurriedly jumped up and waved: "Tianbao come here quickly, Luo Hu took the wrong medicine!"

Yu Qing's expression sank when he saw Fu Li and Luo Hu hugging each other, he stepped forward and said unhurriedly, "Father, you guys had a great time."

Fu Li didn't see anything wrong with Yu Qing's unchanging ice face at all, let alone heard the displeasure in Yu Qing's words, or he didn't pay attention to these trivial things at all.

Now he just wanted to get away quickly, so he quickly grabbed Yu Qing's sleeve and said, "Luo Hu has become a woman. This deity doesn't fight with women, so you tear him away!"

"Oh." After Yu Qing finished speaking, he grabbed Luo Hu's hair and threw it against the wall. Hearing a loud "bang", the stone wall was knocked out of a big hole by the demon god's overbearing body.

"!!" Fu Li didn't expect Yu Qing to be so violent. Is this his eldest son who Hong Jun praised personally as "the world doesn't invade, and the dragon sings in the box"?

He stayed for a moment, but in the blink of an eye, he found that he had returned to the cave in Junshan.

Ever since Luo Hu turned into a woman just now, Fu Li knew that he had inexplicably started dreaming again, and everything in the dream was unreasonable.

So he obediently stood on tiptoe, patted Yu Qing's head appreciatively, and said, "Thank you, otherwise I wouldn't be able to deal with Luo Hu like that."

After Yu Qing Ren Fuli touched it, he said calmly: "Shouldn't Father give me an explanation?"

Fu Liqi said: "Explain, what explanation?"

Yu Qing quietly stared at Fu Li for a moment, and suddenly, a chuckle escaped from his mouth, and gradually approached Fu Li.

Fu Li felt that it was too close, the tip of his nose almost touched Yu Qing's chin.So he couldn't help taking a step back, Yu Qing's smile froze, and he continued to approach, Fu Li continued to retreat...

Suddenly, with a "plop", Fu Li, who had no way to retreat, bumped into the edge of the jade bed, and he had no choice but to sit on the bed.

Yu Qing imprisoned him between his arms, and his tone was gentle and affectionate, not at all like the senior disciple of Hongjun who had put away all his emotions and desires: "Father, you have kept Luo Hu's belt until now? Are you so reluctant. "

wait wait wait?Could it be that, as a demon god, he also has the so-called "thinking by day and dreaming by night" in the world?Zensheng took out half of Rahu's belt during the day, and dreamed of it by accident.

This feeling is really not right, Fuli's head is in a mess, he doesn't know why, not only has he been dreaming recently, but the development in the dream is so strange.

So rationality prompted Fu Li to put his hand on Yu Qing's chest, he cleared his throat, and tried his best to make an elder's gesture: "Hey, Tianbao, no, Yu Qing, let go of your father first, and speak well if you have something to say." , How decent is it to use hands and feet!"

"Decent?"

Yu Qing sighed, looked straight at Fu Li very seriously, suddenly clasped Fu Li's hand on his chest tightly, and tied things up three times five times.

Fu Li looked down, the corners of his eyes twitched, and said: "Why are you tying me up with a belt..."

After finishing speaking, looking at Yu Qing's untied robes, he scolded sternly: "Quickly fasten your belt, what did your teacher teach you, how untidy your clothes are!"

Yu Qing didn't answer, she took off her coat slowly, and stretched out her hand to untie Fu Li's belt.

Fu Li was tied up and couldn't move his hands, so he tried to quietly summon Kun Wu to split his belt, but found that he couldn't use any spiritual power!

what happened? !

He can run rampant in chaos, relying on his superb abilities that few people can match, and these abilities also rely on his majestic and vast spiritual power.Now that he can't extract even a single ounce of spiritual power, how can he gain a foothold in the chaos where the weak prey on the strong, and how can he protect this entire mountain of creatures?

Even though he knew it was a dream, his usually flamboyant eyes still showed a look of bewilderment, as if mist was surging.His pupils flickered like a lost deer, habitually looking for familiar things, but when he looked at Yu Qing, his eyes were covered.

Yu Qing bypassed her hands, and tied the belt in front of Fu Li's eyes lightly but without hesitation, and tied a neat bow behind her head.

Fu Li, who was deprived of vision, became flustered like never before. All his senses were concentrated in one place. He only felt a stream of hot air spraying on the pinnae, and a voice with unknown emotions drilled into his ears:

"Father doesn't know, this is my dignity."

Before the words fell, Fu Li felt his body sink suddenly, and a body was coming up...

And then he—was woken up.

Fu Li quickly opened his eyes, only to find that there was still darkness in front of him, and there was still a soft touch on his face.His heart trembled, could it be that this broken dream hasn't woken up yet?

So Fu Li sat up suddenly, only heard a "gudong", when he looked in the direction of the sound, he saw a naked ball sprawled on the ground.

"... Tsk." Fu Li held his forehead and shook his head.

Did he switch from one dream to another?Otherwise, where did this naked child come from.

"It hurts, hoo hoo!" Naked Tuanzi lay on the ground quietly for a while, seeing that Fu Li didn't come to help him.So he climbed onto the bed with all hands and feet again, put his butt in front of Fu Li's eyes, and said full of grievances: "My butt hurts, I want to whir!"

Fu Li looked at the two pieces of white dough-like buttocks with horror in his eyes, and recalled some unspeakable scenes in his dream. ostrich.

"Wow—" Naked Tuanzi trembled in disbelief, flattened her small mouth, and tears began to drip from her two black pearl-like eyes.

"What's going on, who's crying?" Zhu Lie next door opened the door and looked at the crying Tuanzi in surprise, "Hey, whose child is this?"

The moment someone entered the door, Tuanzi pulled a corner of the quilt to cover himself. He pointed at the ostrich Fuli aggrievedly and complained: "Fu Ni, Fu Ni hits silly treasure! You need to kiss to be good!"

Fu Li paused, this familiar title and tone... He carefully lifted the quilt to reveal a gap, and stretched out a finger to poke the dumpling: "Silly treasure?"

Sha Bao twisted his chubby body, turned his head, and let out an embarrassing "hum".

Fu Li was a little embarrassed, he was overwhelmed by the weird development in his dream, that's why he started spanking recklessly.Who would have thought that Shabao could transform into shape so quickly with the help of a weed?This is a bit bad. Nai Tuanzi originally wanted to make out with him enthusiastically, but was slapped dumbfounded...

Fu Li thought for a while, got out of the quilt and walked around in front of Sha Bao, determined to put down his face and apologize: "Can't I be wrong, how can Sha Bao not be angry?"

Hearing this, Sha Bao raised his head and took a sneak peek at Fu Li, then turned his gaze away and puffed up his face and said, "Hmph, it's better to kiss Fu Ni."

"Hey!" Fu Li quickly kissed Tuanzi on the face, very surprised that Tuanzi was so coaxing.

This is really a pure and lovely little dumpling, not like Sanqing when he was a child, he was so angry that he wanted to turn Junshan upside down.

Of course, Fu Li, who was immersed in the role of the old father and couldn't extricate himself, didn't notice at all that the so-called innocent Xiaotuanzi narrowed his eyes the moment he was kissed, with an inexplicably addicted look on his face.

Looking at the white and soft dumpling, Zhu Lie suddenly thought of something, and said, "Fu Li, since your son has transformed, you have to apply for a newborn monster household registration book, otherwise you will become a black household!"

"Hukou book?" Fu Li asked, "What is that?"

Zhu Lie: "Because the country has promulgated the "Regulations on the Management of Accomplishment after the Founding of the People's Republic of China", as long as it is a proficiency after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you must apply for a household registration book, fill in the date of becoming a proficiency, prototype, etc. That's right! If you want to go To withdraw money from the bank, you have to apply for a social ID card.”

Fu Li was confused by the complexity of this society, and said: "Then how to do it? Can I do it even if I am not a human?"

Zhu Lie nodded and said: "This kind of thing, it's a trivial matter! Let me tell you, one fake and one certificate - graduation certificate, marriage certificate, degree certificate, ID card, sow production certificate! No matter what the certificate is, turn left when you go out, the second There is a dog skin advertisement on a telephone pole. It is absolutely reliable, and it will not be discovered!"

Fu Li nodded knowingly, thinking: there is such a powerful underground organization in modern times, and he saw a lot of small advertisements of that kind when he went out to perform missions, on walls, telephone poles, and curbs. The power of this organization really cannot be underestimated.

So he secretly poked his mind and said, "Then shall we go now?"

Zhu Lie said: "Yes, but Shabao's household registration must be formal and reliable. Just leave this matter to Huang Shulang. They are very shrewd, and they will come down in three or two days. The ID card of human society is still We have to find those who specialize in one fake and one certificate.”

"Okay." Fu Li agreed, and said, "You go outside and wait for us, I will change clothes for Sha Bao."

After Zhu Lie left, Fu Li raised his eyebrows and smiled, two shallow dimples appeared on the corners of his lips.

Sha Bao thinks that Fu Li's expression is likely to be doing something bad.Sure enough, he watched Fu Li helplessly, and took out a small pink gauze dress that had been hidden for several times.