Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Fu Li was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he had misheard.He looked at the bold newborn demon spirit, and shook his finger with some novelty. The roots of the weeds swayed with his shaking and shook off a layer of mud.

Xu raised it a little higher, and Fu Li felt the warm and cool touch on his fingers hug him tighter.

Fu Li brought Miao Miao up to his eyes, and blew on it maliciously, "What did you just say?"

The weed seedling was blown so hard that it could not stop leaning back. Hearing this, it paused suspiciously. After a while, it seemed to have finally made up its mind and said: "Fuck, fuck, dizzy..."

Fu Li looked at Miao Miao, who was in a daze and could only convey her own demands, and thought: Could it be that his spiritual intelligence is not yet fully developed, and he is a fool?This idiot Miao Fu got so close to him the first time he saw him, probably regarded him as his father.

So he made a malicious smile, shook his fingers on purpose, and after hearing Miao Miao's uncomfortable "huh" sound again, he said unhurriedly: "Do you know that you are a sperm?" What is the price?"

"Huh... Fu Ni?" Miao Miao's thin voice was full of doubts, but even though she was dizzy from being shaken, she still hugged Fu Li tightly and did not let go.

Seeing Miao Miao's obedient and clingy demeanor, Fu Li couldn't help sighing softly and said, "Forget it, what do I care about with a foolish Miao Miao... You can be regarded as the one who gave birth to my wisdom, so let's count it as my son alright."

After finishing speaking, Fu Li put Miao Miao on the table, ready to start its first lesson in life.

Fuli actually has her own set of chaotic parenting scriptures.He had discussed with several female demon gods who had children how to breastfeed their children, but these female demon gods were too spoiled and smoothed the edges and corners of the children.So after thinking about it, Fu Li decided to use his own method to educate San Qing who was still ignorant at the time.

He first went to the corners of the Chaos Continent to catch many monsters that were not too lethal, and then threw Sanqing into the pile of monsters, and the fight was over.After their abilities became stronger and stronger, Fuli let them go out to roam around, and whoever slaughtered all the monsters first would be able to return to Junshan first.Therefore, Fu Li privately thought that for San Qing to become San Qing, his contribution was absolutely no less than that of Hong Jun!

Now, although the fourth son is just a weed spirit, as the son of Fuli, not to mention single-handedly beating up gods from all walks of life and beating monsters from all directions, at least he has to be civil and martial... Forget it, at least he has to be not stupid .

So he corrected it in a very straight-forward manner: "It's not Funi, it's Fu-Li-"

Sha Miao Miao rubbed the leaves, wobbled and jumped towards Fu Li, and said loudly: "Fu Ni!!"

Fu Li picked up a chopstick and held it against Sha Miao Miao, with a serious tone: "It's Fu Li!"

When Miao Miao shook, the stalk immediately dropped down, and even the leaves became limp, and it could only hear it say in a small voice, "Hu, mud?"

"... Tsk." Fu Li looked at Miao Miao who was listless for a moment, feeling a little headache.

Who did Miao Miao learn this from!Why is it that he is the same as Sanqing, when he speaks a little more seriously, he looks like he has been greatly wronged?In this way, he can neither hit nor scold.Could it be... from the Hunyuan Pearl?

So he immediately dug out the Hunyuan Pearl from the soil, I don't know if it was an illusion, the original fine cracks seemed to be a little less, but the red glow of the orb has faded.But Fu Li only thought that he had made a mistake, and put the Hunyuan Pearl into the meson space without thinking too much.

We can't let this unlearned Hunyuan Pearl lead to bad Miaomiao.

He turned his gaze back to Miao Miao, and after thinking for a moment, he withdrew his chopsticks and said, "I named you - Silly Bao. Do you think it sounds good?"

Miao Miao suddenly heard this very indescribable new name, she trembled for some reason, and sat down on the table.

Fu Li poked him with chopsticks, and said with a smile: "Why, are you just being happy and silly?"

Silly Bao was poked by the chopsticks, he tried his best to push away the messy chopsticks, propped himself up with a "hum-chi-hum-chi", and then rubbed against Fuli's hand with lightning speed, his tone was joyful again Get up: "Silly treasure! Funi!!"

Seeing that Sha Bao likes the name so much, Fu Li rubbed his leaves affectionately and said, "Be good, Sha Bao."

"Silly treasure, Funi, be good!"

Fu Li didn't understand why Sha Bao always used his name when he said his own name, but he felt uneasy even if he was a newborn demon spirit, and he always had to say his father's name to feel at ease, so he let him say it.

Zhu Lie, who has been neglected until now, looked at the two people beside him who had begun to be filial to their father and son inexplicably, with a full face full of hesitation.

So someone help him see, is he glowing?

Fortunately, the waiter finally started to serve the dishes, and the brightly colored and fragrant dishes came in one after another.

At this time, Fu Li's heart trembled, and he realized that someone was missing.

He glanced at the empty seat on the opposite side, and then picked up the black-and-gold-edged piece of paper on the table to look at it. When he found that he couldn't understand it, he threw it to Zhu Lie, and said hesitantly, "Where's the person?"

It is said that rich people like to rush to pay the bill?

Zhu Lie took the business card and took a look, only to see a few hot silver characters printed on the exquisite business card: Pixiu Holdings.This powerful handwriting alone occupies most of the page, and one can see the strong self-confidence and disdain in it at a glance.The background of the business card is a giant beast with its head up and its wings spread, and a series of contact information is printed under the giant beast.

Zhu Lie's eyes lit up, and he said to Fu Li in disbelief: "Fuck...it's Pixiu! The legendary gold-swallowing beast, Pixiu!"

Fu Li glanced at Zhu Lie inexplicably, and said, "Can Pixiu run orders?"

Zhu Lie looked at Fu Li with hatred, and said: "You are Bai Ze, of course you don't think Pixiu is very powerful, but Pixiu is also an auspicious beast! Moreover, it is an auspicious beast in charge of wealth. It is said that Pixiu has no eyes in its ass. , as long as the money is in his belly, don't let him leak it! This is enough to be called the most stingy beast in the world, it's hard to imagine that you just got such a big money from Pixiu!"

No, no eyes?Fu Li was shocked, and thought: This brave is really interesting, if it has no eyes, where should we get rid of the filth?As far as he knows, apart from gods, everything in the world, including gods and beasts, also needs to eat. Could it be that it enters through the mouth and exits through the mouth?Wow... what a beast.

Fu Li shuddered disgusted by his own thoughts, and silently put Pixiu into the blacklist of "frivolous things", unless necessary, keep him at a respectful distance.

Zhu Lie didn't know where Fu Li's mind was going, he picked up his chopsticks, and started to sweep the food, and said while eating: "Fu Li, you eat too! Usually, Murphy is like this in the department. You are stingy, it is rare for us to eat something good, these dishes are much more delicious than glutinous rice balls."

Hearing this, Fu Li stuffed a shrimp into his mouth, and the rich sauce instantly filled his mouth.After taking a bite, the crispy shell of the prawns and the sweetness of the prawn meat immediately captured his taste buds.

Fu Li opened his eyes slightly, staring at this plain plate of shrimp with a little surprise.Then he picked up the second shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth expressionlessly, paused, then continued to hold the third and fourth shrimp expressionlessly...

Zhu Lie looked at the person beside him who looked anxious, but the speed of picking up food was getting faster and faster, and he was very puzzled: Is this delicious or not?Beast heart, sea needle!

After quickly finishing a plate of braised prawns, Fu Li put down his chopsticks, and suddenly realized that Sha Bao hadn't eaten anything, so he picked up a chopstick of fish and put it in a small dish, pushed it in front of Sha Bao, and said warmly: "Eat it. "

Seeing that the old father's mouth was still stained with suspicious oil, Sha Bao patted himself on Fu Li's face with a "biu", and gently wiped the corner of Fu Li's mouth with two leaves.

After wiping, he sat down on his shoulders, hugged Fu Li's neck, and hummed softly: "Fu Ni~ Gulu Gulu!"

"Gulu Gulu?" Fu Li was inexplicable, repeating Sha Bao's words.

Seeing that Fu Li's gaze gradually became dull, Sha Bao suddenly let out a long "Mmm -" sound.Then, I began to shake the leaves vigorously, imitating the jointing sound of the leaves while shaking.

Seeing his strange movements, Fu Li suddenly felt blessed, and asked tentatively, "Do you want the emperor to bleed?"

"Grumble!"

Fu Li understood it, poured the emperor liquid into the glass, and put Sha Bao on the rim of the glass, watching him poke out his roots and dip into the silver quicksand, very proud: "He who knows his son is like a father!"

Zhu Lie was chewing on the food, he saw that Fu Li was about to make a bottle of Emperor Ointment, but he didn't have the position to stop it, his heart was bleeding!

The speed of non-human eating is far beyond that of ordinary people, especially, there is a real pig on the table.

In less than a quarter of an hour, there were some scraps left on the table, and Zhu Lie patted his stomach contentedly and took Fu Li to pay the bill.

However, when he saw Fu Li taking out the check and proudly saying "Checkout!" to the cashier, he had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the cashier stuffed the check back into Fuli's palm, looked tenderly at the young man with the grass hanging on his shoulder, then turned his head and said to Zhu Lie angrily: "Is there anyone like you? Come to a small restaurant to eat and learn from others." Writing a fake check? If he has a bad mind, he can just let him do whatever he wants, and pretend that he is a millionaire?!"

Fu Li is really inexplicable, why this person not only refuses to accept his huge sum of money, but also scolds him for being out of his mind, does he look like he is out of his mind? !

Fu Li's good mood disappeared in an instant, and just as he was about to open his mouth to argue, he heard a distraught voice from his shoulder:

"Hey! Mud is the only one who is sick... Mud is sick! Bad brains! Bad guys! Hit the mud..."

After Fu Li heard it clearly, she hurriedly covered Sha Bao, tilted her head and said in a low voice, "Shhh—kids are not allowed to swear."

"Hmm... Chirp!"

Seeing that the cashier's eyes became more and more indescribable, Zhu Lie had no choice but to take out his wallet with distress, and tremblingly pulled out a few red notes, then pulled Fu Li past him and left without looking back.

I didn't get any oil or water, and I spent hundreds of dollars in vain. My heart hurts!

As soon as he returned to the Jinyang branch, Hu Yuebai had sharp eyes and saw Fu Li holding the bottle cap on his shoulder, "sucking and sucking" Silly Bao.

He came up and poked it curiously, and asked, "Fu Li, what is this? Weed essence?"

The silly treasure who was called the weed spirit by others was shocked, and then he was out of anger!He opened Hu Yuebai's fingers with a "snap", and then "slapped" himself against Fu Li's neck and sulked, the whole grass twitched, like a moving kelp.

It can be said that it is very shameless!

Fu Li coughed lightly, and explained to Hu Yuebai with eyes full of seriousness: "He is not a weed, no, although he is a weed, but he is also my son, and he will live here with me from now on."

Hu Yuebai: ...

After finishing speaking, Fu Li returned to the room without waiting for Hu Yuebai's answer.

He picked up Shabao who froze on his neck after hearing "Weed Essence", and said, "Sibao, you should count me as my fourth son. You also have a big brother Tianbao, a second brother Lingbao, and a third brother." Chi Bao, it's just that they should all be dead, and we, father and son, can only live together."

Silly treasure: ...

Fuli looked at the silent Shabao, and thought he was tired, so he dragged out the wooden bowl containing the soil from Jiezi's space, intending to use it directly as a temporary residence for Shabao.Unexpectedly, one accidentally brought out half of Rahu's belt!

"..." Fu Li stared at the belt for a while, determined that there was nothing valuable, and was about to pick it up and burn it.

"Uh uh—"

Fu Li looked at where the sound came from, and he was sure it was Sha Bao.What happened to this unlucky boy!

"Uh hey, hey, ha!" I saw Sha Bao vigorously jumping, jumping from the table to Fu Li's arm, and then stretched out the leaf and grabbed the belt in Fu Li's hand!

Fuli thought he liked this colorful belt, but considering that it was a relic of his arch-enemy Luo Hu, it was really an eyesore, so he comforted him nicely: "Silly baby, this is not fun, next time my father will buy it for you again." A better looking one."

Unexpectedly, after listening to Fu Li's words, Sha Bao went crazy, and began to swing the stems and leaves, just like a Northeast Twist Yangko.

After twisting it was not enough, he threw the belt on the ground, and the whole plant stepped on the belt with a "crack".

"Crack, crack, crack..."

Fu Li watched Sha Bao stepping on the belt with great joy, and the heart of an old father gradually gained the upper hand: Could it be... Sha Bao really likes this belt so much?Forget it, don't burn it.