Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Zhu Lie rubbed his chin and said, "Weeds? Do we have to pull them out? I heard that weeds can absorb nutrients. If we don't pull them out, the plants' nutrients will be taken away."

Fu Li blinked, staring at Xiao Ya suspiciously, this little thing... Did it tremble just now?

But Fu Li stared at it for a long time, but Xiaoya still stayed quietly in the bowl, looking no different from other plants.

Fu Li didn't notice anything unusual, put down the bowl, thinking that he might not be in good spirits, so he misunderstood.He said: "It's okay to keep it, it's just a weed."

After finishing speaking, Fu Li put the weeds to the back of his mind, bravely picked up the phone again, and began to negotiate a priceless deal based on his first-grade level.

So the following conversation took place-

37 girls' dreams: Do you want a dragon pig?

Rich man: Well, I want it, please make a price.

The dream of 37 girls: three hundred and one dragon pigs, one thousand and three!

Enough rich man: ... Are you a primary school student?

The dream of 37 girls: I am four you papa.

Enough rich man: ... let's go first, let your parents talk.

37 Girls' Dreams: Don't you sell your horse?

(Hint: The other party is offline, please contact me later.)

37 girls' dreams: Are you in the horse?

(Hint: The other party is offline, please contact me later.)

37 Girls' Dreams: Have you gone to the duck?

(Hint: The other party is offline, please contact me later.)

Then, Fu Li racked his brains to think out several words and sent them, but nothing came of it, and he didn't even get a response.

He patted the phone vigorously, shook it again, and found that there was still no message, so he handed the phone back to Zhu Lie and said, "It's useless, your phone seems to be broken."

When Zhu Lie saw Fu Li violently snapping his phone, the corners of his eyes twitched non-stop.Now that Fu Li said this, he even thought that the phone was broken, so he hurriedly took it to check.

When he saw the series of conversations that were bullshit, even if he didn't dare to complain face to face, he was still surprised by the dignified Bai Ze's cultural level, holding back a smile and saying: "Oh, this phone is not broken, it's him I'm offline, and now I'm not here, so I haven't replied."

Fu Li wondered: "It was a good conversation, why did the person disappear. What does he mean by Xiaozisheng and Baogai's long head?"

Zhu Lie thought in his heart: Look into my eyes and tell me again, did you have a good talk?

But he still regretted his life, and explained: "Well, those are elementary school students and parents. They are just... all compliments. To say that a person is a primary school student is to praise him for being young and tender, and to say that a person's parents are to praise him for his stability He is probably older, and he thinks that you are showing a youthful demeanor between the lines, and he can't get along with him, so he wants to talk to me."

Suddenly, Fu Li accepted this explanation without any grievances.After all, he feels that his age is already the ancestor of everyone, and now he is praised for his youth and tenderness, can he not be happy?You must know that not only human women, even men, even ghosts and ghosts, also have vanity.

"Then if he comes to you again, you just say you won't sell it for less than one thousand." Fu Li Shiran said.

Zhu Lie automatically added a few zeros to the end of one thousand to become 1000 million, and then nodded frequently in agreement, but was stopped by Fu Li before leaving the door.

"Can I buy other treasures on Lingtao?" Fu Li asked.

Zhu Lie: "Yes, as long as it is available in Xiujie, you can basically buy it on Lingtao. Of course, the premise is that you have money, and you can buy whatever you want!"

Hearing this, Fu Li thought to himself: Money?He is currently penniless.But didn't Murphy promise to give him a salary of one thousand at the beginning, plus the one thousand from selling dragon balls, wouldn't it be two thousand?Huge money!He has two thousand, what do you want?

So he waved his hand generously, walked to Zhu Lie in twos and twos, and said, "Can you help me find any artifacts that can condense energy and restore Yuanling?"

Zhu Lie was taken aback for a moment, and wondered why Fu Li had been injured secretly, and said in surprise, "You, you were injured in Ci'an Temple last time, right? Then you need to see a doctor, Qichuan on the edge of Jinyang There is a barefoot doctor who specializes in treating monsters, and his skills are good."

Fu Li rolled his eyes, and said: "Naturally there is no injury. It's just that I accidentally got a magic weapon, but the magic weapon was too worn out, so I had to use some things that condense energy to try to repair it."

"To repair the magic weapon, instead of looking for a craftsman, look for these? Could it be... this magic weapon has cultivated a weapon spirit?!" Zhu Lie was suddenly surprised.Artifacts!If a magic weapon has a weapon spirit, it can almost be compared to a fairy weapon!This... this Bai Ze's luck is so good!

Fu Li thought: In the past, whenever the Hunyuanzhu met him, he would come up to him intimately. Although the Hunyuanzhu was conceived from Tianbao's spiritual platform, it is probably not much different from the so-called Qiling now. ?

So he nodded as a matter of course, put on the appearance of a rich and powerful local rich man, and said: "That's right. I have money now, just choose the good one."

After finishing speaking, before Zhu Lie could recover from the shock, he scurried away.

Where is Fuli going?He was going to go to Murphy - to ask for salary.

Even though it should belong to him, nothing can escape.But Fuli Fighting Chaos has a habit that I don't know if it is a bad habit, that is: no matter what it is, it must be kept by its side to be at ease.So he put a pile of gold, silver and jade wares in the cave of Junshan. Although they are all gone when he wakes up now, he can put them in his meson space in the future.

When Murphy saw Fu Li, he smiled all over his face, as if he saw the bright future of the department, and asked gently, "Fu Li is here, what's the matter?"

Seeing how good-natured Murphy was, Fu Li didn't beat around the bush, sat down on the chair in front of him, and said frankly, "Come on, I'm here to ask for salary."

salary? !Murphy was a bolt from the blue, how could he forget this!

Murphy's eyes behind the lens are full of incomprehensible emotions, which seem to be grief and remorse.Fu Li couldn't help becoming suspicious, and implicitly threatened: "You won't give me a salary, right?"

"How could it be!" Mo Fei hastily denied, "But the salary is paid uniformly, and it will only be paid at the end of the month."

Fu Li leaned down and slapped the desk. Just as he was about to talk about his nonsense, he suddenly thought that Mo Fei could be regarded as the head of the branch anyway. If he bullied him at will, what would happen if Mo Fei didn't send him tasks in the future? manage?This is related to his dominance of the cultivation world.

So Fu Li, who was so strong at the beginning, softened instantly, and stuck back to the chair rather annoyed, as if he had been wronged in some way.

Fu Li gave up the idea of ​​asking for salary in advance, but Mo Fei couldn't bear it anymore.He looked at Fu Li's slender collarbone that was unintentionally exposed when he leaned over, and he felt a little guilty in his heart: He was fat and fat like a pig when he turned into Bai Ze milk dumpling, how could he become so thin in human form? Is their department starving?

Just when he was about to make an exception, a meat ball suddenly smashed open the door and rushed in.

Putting his hands on his knees, Zhu Lie breathed heavily and said, "Fu, Fu Li! I finally found you. Didn't you ask me to find something to restore Yuan Ling? When I asked, it happened that the person who wanted to buy Dragon Balls had Di Liuzhi. , Said that I can exchange it with you with Emperor Liuzhi, and then make up your number!"

As he spoke, he made a gesture of eight with his fingers.

Fu Li imitated Zhu Lie in a dignified manner and also compared eight, waving his fingers, thinking: two hundred?What a fetish thing this Diliuzhi is, it costs a full 800 yuan!Then with his salary, all his net worth is left... How much is left?Hmm... Forget it, there is still a lot left, isn't it just [-]?purchase!

So Fu Li nodded slightly, and said: "Well done, when shall we meet?"

Zhu Lie: "I have already negotiated with the buyer, and he said that the time will be set tomorrow, and the location is up to us."

Fu Li thought for a while, then the little abacus hit the ground, and said: "Then let's set it in the department."

This place can barely be regarded as his own territory. If the person suddenly regrets not buying it, he will forcibly detain the person, and he will never want to leave without paying the money!

Zhu Lie shook his head when he heard the words, and said with a bit of slyness: "You don't know that! That person can afford Dragon Balls and Di Liuzhi, he must be a rich owner. If we choose to be in the department Wouldn’t it make people look down upon it? And it’s a disadvantage! According to my many years of experience, it’s better to choose a high-end place, and that person will definitely pay for it in order to show sincerity and wealth!”

After listening to Zhu Lie's words, Fu Li felt a little enlightened, and thought: He really has been in contact with the modern cultivation world for too short a time, and he didn't know that there is such a wonderful method, it is really brilliant!

He glanced at Zhu Lie appreciatively and said, "Just do as you say."

Mo Fei, who was left on the sidelines, watched the whole process of the Cengfan tutorial, and really didn't know whether he should be happy about saving himself a salary for a while, or worry about the gradual degeneration of the majestic beast.

That night, Fu Li was so excited that he couldn't even close his eyes to rest for a while, and sat on the bedside thinking about how to spend that instead of a huge sum of money:

I want to start buying a set of books for the second grade of elementary school. I can’t always ask the neighbor’s aunt to borrow the milk doll; I need to install a handle that can spout water in the room, otherwise it will be tiring to go to the toilet to drink water every time; I need to buy a little boy. , he hasn't seen him for a long time, but he misses him very much...

So in the early morning of the second day, when the first ray of sky broke into the room, Fu Li jumped up, grabbed the wooden bowl by the bed and went to find Zhu Lie.

This grasping found something wrong, he raised the bowl in front of his eyes, and the arithmetic level of the first grade of elementary school was fully displayed at this moment.

"One, two, three, four... two pieces more?" Fu Li counted again in disbelief, sure that he was right.

Originally, this weed only had two tender buds and leaves, but after one night, it has grown four petals, and the buds and leaves are no longer so round, but become narrow and long, and there are some bright yellow tips on the top of the leaves. .

Grow so fast?Could it be that this weed sprout secretly sucked the spiritual power he left for the Hunyuan Pearl at night?

Thinking of this, Fu Li quickly poked the soil, felt the still abundant spiritual power in it, and felt relieved, thinking: this weed can be dug up by him, and it can also happen to germinate, so it can be regarded as a predestined relationship.The left and right are just a weed, even if it grows into a towering tree, it won't consume the spiritual power of a fingernail, so let it go.

So Fu Li open-mindedly put the matter behind him, found Zhu Lie and went to the agreed place.

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As the morning light fell slightly, the street trees cast some mottled shadows on the curbs, and there were three or two birds accompanying them, chirping endlessly.

When Fu Li arrived at the place, he looked up and saw two red lanterns hanging high on the door curtain, and a row of colorful characters scrolled back and forth on the black digital screen, which was marked brightly:

Welcome to Chunguang Hotel!

Fu Li couldn't understand the row of colorful characters, but seeing that there were countless windows in this hotel, more than in the department building, he first affirmed the status of this hotel in his heart, no wonder Zhu Lie said it was a high-end place .

A lot of windows, really high-end!

"Waiter, order!" Zhu Lie found a seat by the window and sat down, picked up the menu and announced the names of a series of dishes without hesitation: "Crispy small yellow croaker, braised prawns, fried rice cakes with thirteen fragrant crabs, sugar Vinegar tenderloin...Fuli, what would you like to eat and drink?"

Fu Li thought for a while, and said: "I want ten bowls of sesame glutinous rice balls, and the kind of water that will flow out when you turn the switch."

"Switch? There is no water dispenser in the department..." Zhu Lie asked strangely.

Fu Li gestured twice: "It's the one next to the bathroom mirror, it tastes pretty decent after drinking."

"...Oh, okay. Bring him another pot of Nongfu Spring." Zhu Lie said sadly.

Is there something wrong with the **** beast's brain?Don't drink the water in the good hot water bottle, go to drink the tap water?Or drink from the toilet?The divine beast is indeed a divine beast... They really can't learn from ordinary monsters.

Fu Li suddenly said: "It turns out that what flows out there is called Nongfu Spring."

Hearing this, the waiter looked at Fu Li's ignorant look, and then at Zhu Lie, and couldn't help but sneer in his heart: Even if this pretty little brother's brain is not very good, he shouldn't be treated so harshly!Give people to drink the tap water in the toilet?She really looks like a human being, but I didn't expect her heart to be so vicious!

Suddenly, Youdao's deep voice sounded beside Fu Li: "Hello, is it '37 Girls' Dream'?"

Fu Li felt that the name seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before, so he stared at the hand stretched out in front of him suspiciously, and tilted his head to think.

However, in Zhu Lie's mind, the scene of Fu Li pinching Mo Fei out of the green handprint suddenly appeared, and he hurriedly stood up, quickly shook that hand, and said with a smile: "It's me or you, you are enough Ruthless man?"

"Well, it's me." The man sat down without saying a word.

The man combed his hair back and was dressed in a black business suit. His face was firm and sharp, and he looked like a typical template of a successful person.

Fu Li still had a deep impression of the name of the buyer of the Dragon Ball, and said straight to the point: "Are you the one who wants to buy the Dragon Ball?"

The man nodded: "It's me, this is the one hundred milliliters of Emperor Ointment you want."

As he spoke, the man took out a transparent flask.There are exquisite reliefs carved on the body of the bottle, which seems to be a monster with two horns and four wings on its back.Inside the bottle is a tumbling and rolling bright silver liquid, like quicksand pulsing under the moonlight, it is really beautiful.

Fu Li saw that the man was so forthright, so he also took out a plastic box. This box was bought by Zhu Lie when he passed by the two-dollar store, and he said that it could make Dragon Ball more classy.

But everyone understands the reason why pearls and jades come first.Even though Fu Li has always been thick-skinned, he knew that they lost miserably from the packaging.Fortunately, the longer he stayed in modern times, the less he cared about these little things, and he put the box on the table without any self-awareness, and opened it smoothly.

I saw three clear dragon balls barely squeezed into a cheap plastic box. At first glance, they looked like glass marbles played by some children, and they were the lowest status beads without colorful flower cores.

However, the man didn't seem to care about appearances. He picked up the dragon ball and looked at it for a while, then took out a stack of paper from his inner pocket, wrote a few strokes and handed it to Fu Li, saying, "This is a check for 800 million, and the password is six." Six, happy transaction."

Fu Li didn't notice the number the man said, just pinched up the thin piece of paper with his fingers, looked at it repeatedly in front of his eyes but couldn't see anything, so he couldn't help frowning delicately, and said: "It's not like this! It’s the red one with a human head on it.”

Zhu Lie hurriedly grabbed Fu Li who was about to get up, and whispered: "Fu Li, this thing can be exchanged for a lot of those red notes!"

Fu Li still trusts Zhu Lie. Seeing that he said so, he put the check in his pocket suspiciously, and asked: "Really? What is the emperor's ointment made of?"

The man replied: "Di Liuye is condensed from the essence of the moonlight on the fifteenth day of each month. It is not an exaggeration to say that it can live and die."

"Oh?" Fu Li kept an eye out and decided to verify the authenticity by himself.

He first opened the bottle cap and smelled it, but he didn't smell anything.After a pause, he raised his head and took another big gulp, smacked his mouth, showing a slightly disgusted look.

Bah bah, it doesn't taste good.Not as good as Nongfu Spring!

"!!" Zhu Lie stared dumbfounded at Fu Li who had drank one-third of the Emperor's liquid in one go, and hurriedly turned his face away, and asked nervously, "Is there anything uncomfortable about you?"

Fu Li's face was squeezed into a bun, he opened Zhu Lie's hand, hiccupped, and asked strangely, "What are you doing?"

The man watched Fu Li drink the emperor's ointment as water, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching.He rolled out a business card along the table, stood up and said, "This is my business card. If you have business cooperation, you can still find me. Let me go."

After finishing speaking, she nodded slightly, turned around and left, leaving behind the back of a ruthless man.

After Fu Li sold the Dragon Balls, he stopped paying attention to men. He shook the bottle and asked Zhu Lie, "This emperor's ointment tastes so bad, does it really work?"

"Of course! Have you ever heard of good medicine?" If Zhu Lie could beat Fu Li, he would definitely wake Fu Li up, and said a little brokenly, "Emperor! Just a drop, even plants and trees can become essence." ! And if the monster eats it, it is equivalent to a hundred years of cultivation!"

Fu Li said "oh" very calmly, and thought: the sugar pills he made are very effective and taste good, and it is unreasonable to know that good medicine tastes bitter!

So he poured a small half bottle into the wooden bowl on the spot, and after a burst of "gurgling", the silver liquid was quickly absorbed into the soil.

Zhu Lie: ...

Fu Li's original intention was to let the Hunyuan Pearl in the soil absorb the essence of moonlight, but what he didn't expect was that the weed buds, which had always been peaceful, suddenly shook violently!

Fu Li's heart trembled, and he couldn't help having a bad premonition, and immediately moved closer to the mouth of the bowl, only to hear a thin, "hmmmm" sound as if he was holding back his strength.

Then, with a bang, the fifth leaf appeared from the top of the bud.

It seemed to be tired, after a short pause, it shook the leaves, and let out a thin, contented sigh: "Woo——"

After the fifth leaf emerged, it seemed as if an invisible barrier had been broken, and the sixth, seventh, and eighth leaves also emerged smoothly as if soaked in spring rain!

"Boom, boom, boom"!After a continuous sound of joint growth, the originally low weed sprouts quickly grew into weed seedlings!

Fu Li looked at Miao Miao with complicated eyes, feeling remorseful and helpless.Regrettably, the Emperor Liuzhi, which cost nearly half of his net worth, was absorbed by a scheming weed.What is at a loss is that after all, this weed seedling was also endowed with spiritual wisdom by him. Based on this calculation, does he have more sons after the Sanqing?

Before Fu Li could figure out why, the two bottom leaves of the weed seedling suddenly bent down to touch the ground, and the whole plant began to shake from side to side.

Humming, Fu Li couldn't hear what Miao Miao said.

He moved his head closer to Miao Miao and asked, "What are you talking about?"

As soon as Fu Li approached, Miao Miao suddenly stopped shaking and her voice disappeared.

Fu Li fiddled with Miao Miao puzzledly, tilted his head, and muttered, "Why didn't you move..."

Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, Miao Miao suddenly began to tremble violently, and only heard a sound of "um—", this scheming Miao Miao actually pulled herself out of the soil!

The seedlings that he had grown up dragged their soil-stained roots, hopped forward, and hugged Fu Li's fingers with two leaves with a "snap".Then the whole seedling was hung on Fuli's finger, and he called softly:

"Husband, husband mud—kiss!"