In my days as a farmer

The sunny days after the rain are always a bit muggy, but these few days the small wild flowers on Baiyun Mountain have bloomed, and even the bursts of flowers blowing in front of them bring a bit of fragrance, which makes people feel very happy.

However, the atmosphere in a small farmyard located at the southern foot of Baiyun Mountain was extremely strange.

The two young men were busy standing on the roof, walking back and forth, as if they were adjusting the position of something, they settled down after a while, and then one helped the other to pick up the electric drill.

After a while, there was a white "little snowman" on the wall. Well, this is actually a probe.

The snowman's head is a far-infrared lens, 1080P, 360-degree rotatable, and the body is a lithium battery, which can continue to last for 12 hours in case of an accidental power failure.

If you connect to WIFI at home, you can also instantly pop up a reminder on your mobile phone. The storage method is SD card cloud storage at the same time, and in order to save storage space, it will only record it when it captures a living thing.

The most important thing is that such a well-configured monitoring probe is only in the early [-]s, and the price/performance ratio is quite high. People can't help but sigh that the domestic Dafa is good!

However, during the installation, Xia Dongli found a little trouble. The WIFI in their home is on the first floor. Usually, the master bedroom and the guest bedroom are on the second floor. It is not a problem to receive the signal, but the roof is not.

Now I have to wait several days to buy a WIFI amplifier, so Xia Dongli, who was thinking of putting a probe on the roof, had to drag Xun Ao and the two of them all over the roof to find a place where they could connect to WIFI.

It should be said that the time they spent looking for WIFI was much longer than the time it took to install it.

But the hard work pays off~

Xia Dongli glanced at his mobile phone, then reached out and waved his hand under the snowman's lens, and found that his hand appeared on the screen of the mobile phone simultaneously. He immediately said happily: "Yes, yes, there is no delay in this position."

He dragged the progress bar again, and after watching the replay, there was no problem, and he felt satisfied.

Xun Yao also leaned over to take a look, and he saw the two young people standing side by side in the playback shot at a glance. The camera was still in their hands at the time, and it happened to be shot from the angle of looking up from the bottom up.

The brown-haired young man was talking to another young man at the time. He was pointing at the mobile phone with one hand, his face was slightly tilted, and the other young man was listening to him quietly, looking at the light brown eyes of the other party that seemed sticky under the sunlight. The rosin seems to solidify and drip in the next second.

He tilted his head, looked at the pattern of a camera on the right side of the screen, and poked it curiously. He heard a "click", and the words "Successful Screenshot" popped up on the video page.

"Huh? This can still take screenshots! I didn't notice it before." Xia Dongli was a little surprised, and then began to try to control the shooting direction of the camera through the APP, and he focused on the kennel.

That's right, the purpose of installing the probe is to monitor who stole the fruit!

After discovering that the fruit had been gnawed, Xia Dongli thought it was eaten by his neighbor at first, but after thinking about it, Yang Jian said at the time that the gods and beasts were born to be raised and cannot be enshrined in the world, and the mocking beasts have no body. How can it leave tooth marks on the fruit.

So Xia Dongli tended to be where the wild animals happened to see the apples when they passed by, and they ate them.

But it's a pity that Xia Dongli and Xun Ao's room is separated from the roof by a small attic. They didn't hear any movement from above at all last night, and even Rice didn't realize that there was an outsider. So he is more inclined to commit the crime by an acquaintance or attack from the sky.

The first suspect was a lynx that had stepped on a spot. However, it was said on the Internet that lynxes are pure carnivores, and they would not eat apples except for grass volleyballs, so they had no motive for committing the crime.

The second suspect is a monkey in the mountains. This kind of fat, swallows and thin people have to be possessed, but Xia Dongli has seen the extravagant style of throwing away after a few bites on monkeys in scenic spots.

If it is a monkey, it will be troublesome. Although most people think this small animal is smart and cute, it is completely opposite to mountain people and farmers.

Monkeys are very, very, very vengeful animals, and they are extremely cunning and vicious.People living in mountainous areas basically have the experience of being robbed by monkeys, and this kind of animal is very good at bullying the weak and fearing the strong. Women and children are their key targets of robbery, and they usually act in groups, and they also use the name of protecting animals. , can succeed most of the time.

Moreover, monkeys are omnivorous animals. Although they are mainly vegetarians, they do not refuse to eat meat. If they really care about the small animals in Xia Dongli's family, he really can't do anything to them.

However, Xia Dongli searched the Internet again. Theoretically speaking, the Baiyun Mountain area should not belong to the habitat of monkeys. It is too cold in winter and is not suitable for primates to survive.But just in case, there are geothermal resources underground in the vicinity of Xiaojin Village, maybe a group of monkeys lived on Baiyun Mountain.

Xia Dongli felt uneasy after thinking about it. It happened that there was still a probe that was placed in the yard at home, so he removed one and moved it to the roof.

He cleaned the balcony and put fresh fruit on it, and then waited for the rabbit.

For two nights in a row, the rooftop was quiet, as if the other party had discovered his sinister intentions.

However, in the early morning of the third day, Xia Dongli was woken up by a software reminder.

In the slightly bright sky, a large black bird hovering appeared in the monitor's field of vision. The bird seemed to hesitate after discovering the free lunch here. It took more than 20 minutes to catch the apple.

It was so cautious that it didn't even start pecking at the apple until it was kicked aside.

Hmm... Well, although this is also a prisoner who steals food, it is not what he is looking for.

Xia Dongli yawned. Seeing that the time was only after five o'clock, he wanted to put down his phone and catch up on getting back to the cage. However, the moment he turned over, he saw that there seemed to be something strange on the edge of the roof. Waking up with a start, he turned the surveillance probe to point it there, and then zoomed in on the screen.

Those are two pricked up ears!

"It's finally here!" Xia Dongli exclaimed, and immediately sat up excitedly, took out the tablet and opened the app.A flat panel display is much larger than a mobile phone, so you can clearly see the details in the picture.

The animal's ears turned left and right, and it looked very flexible, as if it heard something.Suddenly, its ears stopped moving, and then, slowly, the white top of its head appeared, followed by golden eyes, and then a small pink nose... Finally, the whole face of this little animal was exposed in the shot.

Xia Dongli: "... oh well."

He sat up expressionlessly, stepped on his slippers and walked to the next room. After knocking on the door twice, he opened the door and walked in. There was a trace of excitement in the young man's voice: "Xiao Ling, come and see the crime scene!"

"...Well..." The young man on the bed was obviously still in a good sleep. Hearing Xia Dongli's words, he stuck his head out of the bed in a daze, and saw the only light source in the darkness. He saw the electronic screen Looking at the familiar figure, his sleepy eyes suddenly widened.

"Unexpectedly?" Xia Dongli put the PDA on his slightly propped up chest, took off his shoes and rubbed himself on the bed and sat next to Xun Ao, watching the PAD with him again, while sighing helplessly, "Our little baa really has something. It's up to you."

That's right, the one on the screen who was gnawing on an apple with its head bowed was none other than Xia Dongli's lamb.The two disregarded the power of the sheep, sitting in a row and watching Xiao Baa and the black bird confront each other from a distance.After the two little animals seemed to communicate something, the black bird took two steps back, and the little baa stepped forward to bite open an apple, exposing the crispy flesh, and then it also took two steps back, giving the pulp to the black bird .

A dirty deal was struck.

The blackbird was very satisfied that the other party had abided by the contract, so it moved away from the territory it had originally protected, and the birds and sheep lived in harmony and shared the fruits on it.

"Take all precautions. It really is hard to guard against house thieves. No wonder Dami didn't respond at all." Xia Dongli sighed deeply, like an old father who found out that his son had a puppy love, full of anger and helplessness, " It is estimated that the lynx jumped up last time, so now I have found the location."

"This location... the wall next to the toilet?" Xun Yao propped himself up from the bed with his elbows. He stretched out his hand to zoom in on the screen and recognized the location where Xiaobaa jumped up.

"Well, it's more humid there facing north, and the walls are peeling off. I guess Xiaobaa stepped on bricks to get up." Xia Dongli took out his mobile phone and searched for a few videos of sheep climbing mountains to show him. The sheep inside could easily climb up. The 50-meter-high vertical dam allows even cubs to follow their mother's footsteps all the way up.

The hoofs of sheep are somewhat like pincers. Their two toes can be flexibly separated, and the hooves are small enough to be inserted into the gaps in stones. friction.

The bricks of Xia Dongli's house have become uneven due to the erosion of the years. For sheep, they may go up and down like steps.

"I understand the truth, but it's only been for more than four months..." Xia Dongli couldn't help but touch his forehead, "No one taught it, it's just like this when it's still a minor, what can we do in the future!"

Xun Yao hesitated for a while, and did not answer the question directly, but asked, "Are you going to arrest me?"

"Forget it, what if it jumps down in surprise?" Xia Dongli still felt soft-hearted after thinking about it, and he snorted, "I'll go downstairs and wait for the rabbit, so I don't believe it won't come down after eating."

"I'm with you." Xiaobaa is so powerful now that Xia Dongli may not be able to catch it alone.Xun Yao pushed away the quilt and was about to get up when he suddenly saw Xia Dongli looking up at him, his dark eyes shining brightly under the flat light source.Xun Yao paused, and seemed to have a premonition and then sat down.

Xia Dongli's lips opened and closed, as if hesitating for a moment, but he still gave him a thumbs up: "Well, Xiaoyu, although you smell good and have good taste, you should pay attention not to approach him recently. Silkworm house!"

Xia Dongli had discovered from the moment he first entered the room that Xun Ao's private territory was filled with his smell.It might be because he ordered Jiangzhenxiang nearby, but Xun Ao still had a nectar smell of Jiangzhenxiang on his body.

This kind of smell is very complicated, not a rich and sweet floral fragrance, but a deeper and more inclusive smell, which is subtly mixed with the clear and steady fragrance of Xun Yao when the two met for the first time, it is very gentle smell.

However, although it smells good, it is the residue of incense after all. Most of the incense in Huaguo has the effect of repelling insects. Who knows if those delicate little things can stand it.

He didn't wear glasses, so he couldn't see Xun Yao's shocked expression because of this compliment. Someone unconsciously got out of bed and slipped into his slippers, and created a new post for help as he walked out.

[Help, I accidentally raised a sheep. When I was a child, it was cute and well-behaved. The bigger it gets, the skinnier it gets. It’s been a while since I’ve been in the house these two days. Do you have any sheep training skills? 】

The vast number of netizens are very dismissive of this young man's distress.In the largest question-and-answer forum in the country, a leader with the highest number of likes said this:

Sheep is a kind of animal that pursues freedom, has very personal characteristics, is full of purpose and centripetal force. They have a firm will and an unyielding soul. The so-called life to death is this kind of animal. Horses can't pull back.

It is useless for you to talk about ideals, feelings, gains and losses with them, because they are a kind of stunning beauty in the world, lights that do not belong to the world.

The only things you can talk to them about are iron cages, iron chains, cauldrons, and pepper and cumin charcoal fire. Master, please be sober! !

After Xia Dongli took a moment to reply, he looked helplessly and sympathetically at Xiaobaa who was sentenced to corporal punishment by the majority of netizens.Even if he is the person involved, he will be greedy for the meat pictures posted by those sand sculpture netizens afterwards.

Little Baa, who has conclusive evidence of the crime, has been locked in a cage after going downstairs safely. From then on, he will be deprived of the right to sleep out of the cage at night, and he will also be deprived of his freedom during the day when no one is around.

Neither he nor Xun Yao was willing to wake up to face a sheep's face pasted on the glass window, and would have to be scared out of a heart attack.

"Baa~" When he went downstairs, the little baa was caught upright and curled up in the cage. It looked at Xun Ao, then at Xia Dongli, and snorted, very confident.

Xiaobaa expressed in body language: Young master, I ate the fruit with my ability, why scold me!

Xia Dongli: ...

Very good, this baa is really itchy.

Xia Dongli silently took out a small razor, and together with Xun Ao, surrounded by many small animals at home, shaved off the lamb's hair on this baa.

That night, Little Baa howled very terribly.

Cough, don’t look at Xiaobaa as a goat that doesn’t produce wool as its main business, but it still has a thick layer of lanugo on its body. When you razor it off, there is quite a lot of hair.

Xun Yao used the shaved fur to make a woolen baa, sewed eyes and mouth on it, and put it in front of the SUV window to make a doll.

The unknowing assistant Xiao Li came to the door to discuss with Xia Dongli how the blackboard newspaper came out, and after seeing the little lamb, he was ready to RUA several times, and he didn't notice the sinister eyes from Xiao Baa at all, and even thought about it for Xiao Yang. Baa took the initiative to meet (attack) melee (strike) and he was happy for a long time.

However, Xia Dongli couldn't watch the excitement for a few days. When he called Lao Xu and wanted to entrust him to find some books on resisting cults in the library, he heard his friend hoarsely asking for help: "Xiao Xia, Do you have a place to live over there?"