In my days as a farmer

I'm not!I don't!I didn't join any strange cult organization!

What I offer is the righteous God!Ah, that's not right, that's not an offering, it's just an ordinary thank you!

As a country of etiquette, the people of Huaguo send some thank you gifts when they know that they help take care of the family. Isn't it normal practice?

However, in the face of Assistant Xiao Li's overly tactful persuasion, Xia Dongli couldn't utter a word to refute.

It’s true that he stuffed the little pottery beast statue into the kennel, and it’s true that the tributes were placed in front of it, but the little statue really has the blessing of a divine beast, and it’s a good divine beast that Erlang God has decided to keep at home—— But these can not be said.

Xia Dongli really didn't want to have the unique experience of being knocked on the door by relevant state agencies to check the water meter. An excellent adult must survive at a critical moment. This is the proof of growing up.

After Xiao Li gave Xia Dongli a heavy blow, he changed hands and gave him a second blow.

"Your watering device cannot be connected to a rainwater collector." He pointed to a line on the instruction manual and said to Xia Dongli, "Look, here is the height that can be sprayed under normal tap water pressure, which means this The appliance is driven by water pressure. The rainwater collector is completely relying on gravity to discharge water. Without pressurized equipment, the water cannot be raised.”

"And—" the young man showed a little sympathy, "The water pipes on the small soil slope are old pipes, and they were connected by ourselves. The water pressure delivered by the water plant here must be lower than the conventional water pressure, otherwise the pipes It exploded long ago."

"You should also feel that the water here is a little smaller than the water in the city."

He finally concluded: "So, even if you connect the water pipe, I'm afraid our water pressure can't satisfy this sprinkler, especially if you bought a 30-meter pipe, the energy consumption when the water flows through It takes the pressure off."

Xia Dongli was stunned. He never expected that the appearance of the nozzle was due to the fact that his water pressure was not enough.

Xia Dongli used to live in the city, and lived in a small high-rise building. The tap water in the high-rise buildings will be re-pressurized by the building, which is why the water in the high-rise buildings is larger than that in the middle and low floors.

Later, after moving to the small brick house, although he felt that the water here was small, he was not that careful when he took a bath as a big man. In addition, his family was small and it was unlikely that they would have the opportunity to use water at the same time, so he never thought that there was still water. This hidden danger.

The previous agent never told him about the water pressure at all!

No, if you think about it carefully, the intermediary didn't tell him that there is no irrigation water and no sewers here.

The intermediary's mouth is indeed a deceiving ghost!

Assistant Xiao Li has rich experience in dealing with such incidents. He glanced at the dazed look of the young man in the city, and enthusiastically suggested: "If you must use this, you can buy a tap water booster pump. This device After it’s on, the water will be stronger, but it uses electricity, so you need a place to plug it in.”

"Oh, that's not a problem." Xia Dongli was overjoyed. During the renovation, his house reserved wires for the Kitchen Treasure dishwasher under the cabinet, which happened to be the entrance to the main water pipe, so a water pump could be installed there.

After sending away the almighty assistant Xiao Li, Xia Dongli immediately took out his mobile phone to open a certain treasure, and soon he saw the price of the booster pump.Ordinary models 3, 400, slightly better ones are also a thousand less. The key is that he saw that the lift range is basically about 10 meters. According to their family's situation, they may need two.

The problem is, the watering pipe he bought is only in the early 200s. Does he want to buy a pressurizer worth more than 200 just to use a tool in the early 2000s?

No matter how you think about it, this is a bit of a pit!

But he has to consider that if relatives and friends come to play, the large population of the family will definitely run into the situation of using water at the same time.How embarrassing it would be to take a shower and find only a trickle.

Otherwise, let’s put it aside for now. It’s already the end of May, and in half a month’s time there will be a battle between supermarkets and supermarkets. As a consumer, maybe he will be able to catch a leak by then.

But what about fertilizing?The reason why he bought this irrigation equipment is because Researcher Chen sent him fertilizer and told him to pour it into the field before the end of May.

Before, Chen Li and his mentor had sampled and tested his land.After inspection, their land lacked the most important nitrogen and trace elements for plant growth.If there is a long-term lack of nitrogen, the growth rate of plants will slow down, and trace elements determine the taste and flavor of pasture. The lack of these two is completely fatal to pasture.

Researcher Xiao Chen specially prepared a special liquid fertilizer according to the land conditions of his family. This kind of fertilizer is not as stable as commercial fertilizers and must be used as soon as possible.Moreover, goat beans like cold climates, and the growth rate will slow down in summer. Xia Dongli sprinkled organic fertilizers on the ground. In summer, the temperature is high and the microbial reaction is active. If you add chemical fertilizers, it may burn the seedlings.

So, May is the bottom line.

But the problem is that the fertilizer he sent to Xia Dongli is liquid concentrated fertilizer, which needs to be diluted and used for root irrigation, but Xia Dongli has a full thirteen acres of land, even if he and Xun Yu divide the labor and cooperate, it will be a big project .

The decisive factor why he chooses this irrigation device is that it can be connected with an ingredient box. After setting the concentration of the liquid and pouring it into the ingredient box, he can automatically prepare the water solution.

Of course, there must be errors in the concentration, but it is much more convenient than mixing it yourself.

The plan was perfect, but a Cheng Yaojin named Water Pressure popped up in the middle.

Xia Dongli rolled around on the bed twice. After thinking about it, he decided to borrow an irrigation tool.

"Hmm..." Xia Dongli grunted, wondering if there is any farm tool that can water liquid fertilizer?The previous little green and little red can only apply solid fertilizer.Speaking of which, the last time he went to pick up Xiaolu, he added the store manager’s WeChat account. A few days ago, he seemed to see the store manager posting a list of newly purchased agricultural products...

Thinking of this, Xia Dongli opened WeChat to try to find it, but before he found the store manager's WeChat, he saw an advertisement that was obviously sent in groups, and the sender was the company he bought the septic tank back then The customer service sent it in the afternoon. He didn't check his phone before, so he didn't see it.

Xia Dongli has a good impression of this company. After adding his work WeChat, he did not delete it, and the other party has never spoken to him. Why did he suddenly post an advertisement today?

Fanjie Environmental Protection Dragon Nine: Warm congratulations on the establishment of the company's sub-brand Feifan Technology! [Applause] [Applause], the main items of Feifan Technology are... new store opening, [-]% off on site!

Xia Dongli accurately captured the word "booster pump" in the long business list.

Isn’t there that old saying, when you are hesitating whether to buy something and it is on sale, then it is destined to be yours.

Xia Dongli immediately opened the dialogue, wanting to inquire about the scope of application and parameters of the booster pump.To his surprise, even though it was late at night, the message he sent was answered immediately.

This service attitude is too good, right?

Facing Xia Dongli's surprise, the other party said very calmly that their work has no fixed working hours, because there is no off-duty time at all.

That is the legendary, 0024!

What kind of black-hearted enterprise is this?

When Xia Dongli implicitly stated that he could raise an objection to the labor arbitration agency, the customer service gentleman said helplessly: He is engaged in a family business, and if he dares to beep beep, he must be prepared to be broken by his father and tied to an office chair .

This is obviously a joke.As the saying goes, you know your own family affairs, and Xia Dongli, who is an outsider, doesn't know what to say except for a series of ellipses.However, I don't know why his attitude hit the customer service gentleman's heart, and he sent a complaint over there.

This guy who doesn't know what to say, maybe he's still working overtime late at night, so he needs to vent. Xia Dongli, an outsider, seems to be a good person to confide in.Xia Dongli soon learned that the story in this family was even more bizarre than the eight o'clock file.

This customer service customer named Long Jiu has many elder brothers, none of whom were born to the same mother, and the age difference is huge.

Originally, the family relationship was in a state of indifference to the world, but the peace was soon broken by external forces.

Their father was also the number one figure in the past, and now he has sneaked down, but the superiors don't like their family, and they still insist on setting an example, forcing them to contribute money and efforts to contribute to society.

Although there are many Long Jiu brothers, there are not many reliable ones.

Everyone originally agreed to take turns to work, but after the job was passed on to him, the other brothers all went to pursue their dreams.Obviously it was time to change shifts, Long Jiu waited and waited until his heart was broken, but he didn't wait for anyone to come.

The father of the Long family felt that as long as he could catch a strong man, it didn't matter who did it, so he was not at all anxious about the sneaking of his brothers.But Long Jiu, who was caught, was in a hurry. He could only work hard to find his brother while working. It couldn't be more difficult.

It's pretty miserable.

Xia Dongli sympathetically sent a few emoticons to appease him, but the next moment he wanted to withdraw the emoticons, because Long Jiu over there gloated and said, "My brother and the others didn't get any good. I stabbed and overturned the car for eating, cheating and drinking, and now he was tied home to pay for Mrs. Yazhai's flesh. The other made himself schizophrenic, and I haven't figured out the situation so far. It's so pitiful that I sent him to the Sai hospital for recuperation. I went, and I paid ten years of medical expenses.

In the end, one of them entered a circle that was said to eat people without spit out their bones and worked for others. I found him a devil agent and bought [-] black people to take turns blackmailing him, hahahahahaha! "

On the other side of the dialogue box, he said bitterly: "There are still a few who are hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. I haven't found them yet. When I find them, I will definitely ask them to see the anger of the abandoned brother."

Xia Dongli: ==

Dear, to use the lingo of our novels... These days, a younger brother must be of the Tsundere type, and only the younger brother of the Tsundere type can be loved by his elder brother. In the end of the brothers HE, most of them will only follow the road of falling in love and killing each other in the end.

But Xia Dongli thought about it carefully, forget it, let's not talk about it, there are not a few younger brothers who fall in love with each other and kill each other.

Xia Dongli's family also has a cousin, but the relationship between the two is quite far away, and the cities they live in are different, so they met several times in their hometown when they were young.In my impression, his younger brother is very cute, soft and obedient, with a pair of round eyes, which is particularly conspicuous among the mud monkeys of the same age. Most importantly, his younger brother can hold his sleeve and call Ge Ge.

At that time, Xia Dongli was particularly like a big brother, leading his younger brother crazy around the farmland, but the ending was not perfect.

The two brothers hooked up a little native dog outside, and smuggled some bones and meat to feed it from time to time. Reflexively took a bite.

It was the time when the publicity of rabies was the most violent. He heard the adults talk about it, and thought that if he was bitten by a dog, he would definitely die. The Water Margin card was shared with him.

The two ran back with red eyes, and the adults naturally wanted to ask what happened. Xia Dongli stiffened his neck and refused to say. In the end, it was the younger brother who suddenly cried and shouted, "Save brother", and was sent to the hospital in a panic.

Xia Dongli remembers that even if he was picked up by his father in the end, he still shouted bravely to his relatives in his hometown: "It's not Ahua (little dog)'s fault! You can't even sit on it." The anxious relatives burst into tears laugh.

When they separated, they hadn't even invented QQ, and the child was very forgetful. In addition, he went back and forth between the hospital and the school for the rabies vaccine. Afterwards, the two brothers never contacted each other.

Counting his age, this younger brother should have graduated from university by now, hey, he is not a good brother in that way.

Do you want to ask your father for the contact information of your younger brother? ...Let's forget it, the contact person was suddenly embarrassed, Xia Dongli, who was somewhat socially fearful, rolled around on the bed a few times and threw the thought out of his mind.

After chatting with Long Jiu for a few more words, he ordered a water pump and fell asleep listening to the sound of rain outside the window.

The next day, the light rain began.

Xia Dongli was awakened by the chirping of birds early in the morning. While yawning, he climbed up the stairs and wanted to go to the roof to see the situation of the kennel above.

Although the seller claims that the kennel is absolutely impossible to leak, it is a wooden structure after all, Xia Dongli is still a little worried, but he just opened the roof and startled a dozen birds, including two black birds with a rather large wingspan kind.

Xia Dongli was a little puzzled, why did his roof suddenly attract so many birds?The answer will be revealed soon.

Three apples and one pear rolled down on the edge of the kennel, all bitten open.

It seems that these birds have had a good meal.Xia Dongli didn't pay much attention to it. He went up to pick up the fruit and thought about going back to wash it and feed it to Xiao Baa, but his expression changed when he picked up the fruit.

There are not small gaps on several fruits, and there are obvious tooth marks on them. This is definitely not something that birds can bite out, but it seems to be bitten by beasts.

Take a closer look, there seems to be mud marks on the ground, which should be footprints.

Xia Dongli looked terrified.

Well!Could this little beast really eat? !