In my days as a farmer

When Xu Yibai arrived at Xiaotupo with all his bags and bags, his friend was doing carpentry with a young man in a simple suit.

The reason for using the word "simple and simple" is because the image of the little friend is completely different from when he came last time, and it can even be described as a big picture.

The last time when Xu Yibai sent his beloved pet to Xiaojin Village, Xia Dongli still had the temperament of an urban elite literary youth, and even dressed more solemnly because he wanted to entertain guests. It was winter again, and the whole People look cold and confused, and there is a little uncertainty in the confusion.

The whole person is like a dandelion that has just landed on the ground, as if it may float away with a gust of wind at any time (what kind of ghost adjective? Old Xu, please reflect on your rhetorical techniques! ——Xia with goosebumps shaking off the ground Dongli language)

But what about now?

Because the brown hair was not dyed in time, the root of the hair has grown black, and it looks like creme brulee at first glance.The small and exquisite metal-legged rimless glasses were also replaced with lightweight plastic black-framed glasses, and the counter clothes that were originally good-looking but useless were also replaced with white T-shirts and khaki pants. The hem of the T-shirt that elongated the leg line also strongly supported Xia Dongli's fashion value.

But that's thanks to his oblique viewing angle. If you look at it face to face...well, you can't see anything, because he is also wearing an indigo blue denim apron.

That's right, it's the kind of blue apron worn by scissor sharpeners who used to walk around the streets. It's water and dirt resistant and has a big pocket on the front. It's Xu Yibai's childhood memories!

If the last time I saw Xia Dongli was still an urban youth who came on vacation and would pick up his suitcase and leave at any time, the current Xia Dongli has already been imbued with the rural atmosphere of this place.This is a very subtle feeling, which is difficult to describe in words.

What I have to say... is to be grounded.

The down-to-earth Comrade Xiao Xia was making a bird feeder with Xun Yu when the door was knocked. Of course, he did not raise birds, and this thing was used to feed stray birds.

He was going to put it by the side of the small pond after finishing this.

The small pond that has not yet been opened has almost become Xia Dongli's obsession. In his long-term plan for the small pond, he only completed the item of raising turtles, and none of the birds in the sky and the small animals that come to drink on the ground have been realized. !

Xia Dongli kept thinking about what the problem was, and then he got inspiration from a few birds on the roof that came to eat - he thought that the reason why his small pond hadn't opened so far was that he didn't entertain food.

During this time, Xiaojin Village has entered the rainy season. If you want to bathe and drink water, there are natural bathhouses everywhere in the fields. To attract birds, you can only rely on services.

So Xia Dongli plans to put a bird feeder on the small pond to lure the birds to come and eat, and they will naturally go to take a bath when they are full, so he can take pictures of the birds playing in the water!

And as long as there are birds, other small animals will gather. Birds are actually the weather vane for many herbivores.

This logic is perfect!

Excited, Xia Dongli searched for a ready-made bird feeder on the Internet, but after looking at the picture, he felt that the structure of this thing was quite simple.

The simplest style of this thing is a small hanging plate, and the slightly more complicated one can automatically leak food. What he wants to do is the latter.There are many small animals in his house, and the bird feeder must be hung high to avoid collisions. Although the small plate type is simple, it is too troublesome to add food.

The food leaking model is actually to add a suspension device on the top of the airtight container, and dig a hole at the bottom to let the bird food leak into the small plate. Of course, a few leaking holes must be drilled on the small plate to facilitate the drainage of water when it rains. , to avoid moldy bird food.

The commonly used airtight material for bird feeders is acrylic, which he didn't have, but Xia Dongli replaced it with a Coke bottle.But as soon as he poked and poked on the Coke bottle with scissors, Xun Ao came over and took over the job.

Xun Yao not only finished the Coke bottle, but he also took out the wood according to the finished picture on Xia Dongli's mobile phone and prepared to make him a small house that can be used with the Coke bottle.In this way, the entire feeder is much more upscale.

"This is the Xiaoya I told you about on the phone. Is Xiaoya super capable?" Xia Dongli proudly introduced his Xiaoya to his friends, who looked like a squirrel showing off its food reserves in autumn , and then he introduced his little friend to Xun Yao, "Xiao Yao, this is my friend Xu Yibai, who is also the owner of Xiaokang."

Xu Yibai shook hands with the calm-looking Xun Yao with a harmless smile, and then he was hooked by Xia Dongli's shoulders.Comrade Xiaoxia said proudly: "Look at my small yard, how about it?"

"Our Xiao Xia must be a top-notch guy!" Xu Yibai also hooked him on the back, sent two rainbow farts, and then went straight to the point, "Where are my son and rice!?"

"It's all gone to have fun in the field." Xia Dongli patted him on the shoulder, pulled him to a chair in the yard and sat down, "If you said earlier that the time is up, I won't let it go out."

"That's why I don't want you to pick me up." Xu Yibai came by train this time. It would take nearly two hours from the train station to Xiaotupo, Xia Dongli's house, by public transportation, and there was a detour In a circle, according to Xia Dongli's character, he would definitely drive to pick him up, so Lao Xu didn't tell him his train time at all, and he didn't even tell him his starting station.

"And I'm very lucky today." He showed off, "When I was leaving the station, I happened to meet a truck loaded with furniture. Xiaojin Village let me get in the car and charged me 30 yuan toll, which is less than one-tenth of the taxi fare."

"This master has a very good figure. It is said that he runs long-distance exercises every day!"

"Then when I arrived at Xiaojin Village and wanted to wait for the bus, I met an uncle who was driving a very cool tractor. I praised the car a few times, and he let me get in the car and took me here. The money was not confiscated, and I rubbed him two cucumbers."

He sighed: "There is still a human touch in the countryside!"

"..." Xia Dongli was silent for a while, not because he was human, but because this guy's luck was overwhelming!He took out his phone and checked Moments, and sure enough, he saw Uncle Dahai showing off his new tractor and Brother Hu who went out to deliver the goods himself. Both of them said that they met a young man with a particularly sweet mouth today, and they were in a great mood.

sweet mouth...

Xia Dongli was silent for a while, and he recalled the young man with the poisonous mouth when he met at the beginning of the year, and sighed again: Old Xu, what have the years done to you!

Old Xu didn't know his slander, he put the big and small bags he brought on the table: "Come here, little brother, this is a gift for you."

"You're here, what gift do you bring?" Xia Dongli said a few words politely, but leaned forward honestly, "Did you bring the dried plums from your hometown?"

"...You are so promising!" Old Xu took out a large plastic bag and handed it over with a look of disgust, "Here you are."

"Aww!" Xia Dongli walked around holding dried plums.Old Xu’s dried plum vegetables are dried by his mother himself. Whether it’s braised with shredded meat or bamboo shoots, or made into pancakes, don’t mention how delicious they are!

If Xia Dongli writes a memoir in the future, he will definitely add a lot of color to plum dried vegetables in the column of friendship with Lao Xu.

The other one is gluten oil.

"Don't look at me anymore, I'm taking the train, what will people think of me when I get on the train carrying oily gluten!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, can I ask my mother to buy a courier? Comrade Xiaoxia, please control yourself!"

"Will you drink water? Is lemonade okay?"

While the two were arguing, Xu Yibai suddenly heard a question, but before he could reply, a glass of lemonade passed through Xia Dongli and Xu Yibai and put it on the table.

Xun Ao, who came over at some time, stretched out his hand, and firmly caught the young man who was pushed away by Xu Yibai's disdain. After he stabilized the man, he stuffed him into the seat opposite Xu Yibai, and took his hand by the way. plastic bag: "Does this go in the refrigerator?"

"No, no, no!" Xia Dongli was immediately attracted, "It's good to put it in a cool place, this will taint the smell if you put it in the refrigerator."

"Okay." Xun Yao replied, and then looked at the other bags, as if asking with his eyes if he wanted to move them in.After Xia Dongli asked Xu Yibai for his opinion, he said that he would help carry it.

The young man nodded slightly when he heard the words, and entered the house with a bag of dried plums.

"You're quite interesting, kid." Xu Yibai took a sip of the lemonade, and his face wrinkled immediately.

Hiss - so sour!

"Xiao Yan is very good." Xia Dongli tapped his fingers on the table, "Okay, tell me, what's the matter with you? It's not time for vacation yet, right? Where did you get the time to come and play with me?"

"Holidays are like water in a sponge...well, I'm on sick leave."

Xia Dongli's expression immediately became serious: "What's going on, what's wrong with you?"

Old Xu's expression was very tangled, he hesitated to speak and looked at Xia Dongli hesitantly, after a long while he shyly took out something from the suitcase.Xia Dongli looked down and read out the name on the box: "Smart toilet seat? What are you doing with this?"

He took out another cushion, with an elliptical suspension design around the height and middle.Xia Dongli seemed to have realized something, he looked at his little friend with some hesitation, and the decisive factor was the box of medicine that the little friend took out - Ma Yinglong.

Xia Dongli was shocked, and he immediately held Lao Xu's hand, with tears in his eyes: "You, you didn't escape this test, did you?"

Old Xu nodded sadly, then looked at his little friend with tears in his eyes: "This must be a curse, the curse of those people in the group!"

In the group of writers that Xia Dongli and Lao Xu joined, there was actually another small group, the kind that only male writers could join.In this group, everyone is more relaxed. In addition to how to coo gracefully, how to find a wife, and where to get good physiotherapy skills, the key topics of discussion are how to solve that fluffy little problem, yes, big The problem that some men will have-hemorrhoids.

Because of their professional relationship, web writers have a higher probability of getting this disease than ordinary people.

It is said that there are ten men and nine hemorrhoids, so most of the writers of web articles may stand among the "nine" people. This is also a recognized secret. They have been discussing secretly for the past two years. Injured at work.

Male writers have to sit in front of the computer for a long time, lack exercise, eat irregularly, stay up late, overuse the liver, and may be overweight... Cough, in a word, everyone has more or less troubles in that regard, some After getting rid of the troubles, there will naturally be topics about how to treat and share treatment experience, especially when there are many people in the group, it is easy for everyone to let go... In short, if outsiders see them, they will definitely think they are doing pornography, but it is normal for the conscience of heaven and earth treatment process!

And the young people who didn't have these problems before, would also be driven by the atmosphere and pay special attention to this aspect unconsciously after the seniors smoked cigarettes and said firmly, "Young people, don't panic, it will happen sooner or later", and then came up with a series of shocking data. topic.

Xia Dongli and Xu Yibai were the victims of this atmosphere. In order to avoid this curse, the two paid special attention to this aspect shortly after joining, and worked hard to adjust their work, rest and diet to avoid being victimized.

But I didn't expect that after a while, Lao Xu would fall! ?

"Probably because I've been sitting all the time recently, and I've been eating big fish and meat with the leader... Last time I went to Guizhou with the leader, and the food there was very spicy." Xu Yibai's whole body went limp, and he covered his face Said, "And you know, I don't know I have this disease. Our leader told me."

Xia Dongli: "???"

Brother, what are you doing?

"No, don't get me wrong, it's not what you think!" Xu Yibai suddenly frowned while bathed in Xia Dongli's gossip, "It's a physical examination! I didn't take the list when I left the department after the physical examination, and then waited for me to turn around When I was looking for it, I saw our leader holding my list and looking at it!"

Yes, it is such an embarrassing situation!

Comrade Xu Yibai's school is a well-known university in China. As a regular employee, he naturally has the benefits of medical examination.

During the physical examination, in order to prevent customers from missing inspection items, a checklist will be issued. After the examination, the doctor will stamp or sign on it. If there are any problems that have been detected, they will simply mark them.

Comrade Xu Yibai happened to be wearing a lot of clothes during the physical examination at the time of spring, and he was always in a hurry after a project was over, not to mention that he had just undergone a male surgical examination, and his mind was a little shaken, and he forgot when he walked out in a daze. Take the check slip, and when you are about to walk to the service desk, you just remember and go back to get it.

Then...he saw his boss, a famous professor who was in charge of X's beauty, coming out to find someone with his medical examination form.At first, Lao Xu didn't think there was any problem, so he thanked him politely.

It wasn't until he casually glanced at the checklist that he discovered that the doctor just wrote a line of remarks on the checklist, that's right, it was what everyone thought.

"I'm so fucking... I don't want to live anymore at that moment!" Old Xu thumped the table in grief and anger, "He laughed, he absolutely laughed, that inhumane person! I don't even think that I got this because of him!" Fault!"

"If it wasn't for the fact that I had to accompany him to catch trains and planes, listen to lectures and hold meetings, how could I have been recruited!"

Old Xu wept: "Brother, you don't know how miserable I am these few days!"