In my days as a farmer

There is an old saying in the countryside that a child should not get a roof tile for three days.

And when everyone describes the intelligence of small animals, they will say that they have the IQ of a child, so it can be seen that small animals and children can basically be equated.

Where is the gap?Probably because the children have a little memory, at least they will go to the room after three days, but their little one will go to the room in one day.

As he got closer to his small building, Xia Dongli no longer had the hope that "he and Xiaoyu both had vision problems".

He was already sure that the group of white flowers on the roof of his small building was the sheep raised by his family.

The only question now is how the hell did it get up there?

He is not very worried about Xiaobaa's safety now. The roofs of the small buildings in the north are basically flat. As long as Xiaobaa doesn't jump down, it is not a problem to stand firm.

But if he jumped down... he would probably have to go to the veterinary hospital, but he believed that Xiaobaa was not that stupid.

The small building of Xia Dongli's house was originally a self-built house. The builder at that time had a need for drying, so the floor height of the second floor was built a bit high.

The construction team fully considered the safety and practicality of the space when it was redecorating.After obtaining Xia Dongli's consent, the construction team re-integrated the space of the small building, embedded steel structures to correct the height of each floor to the most comfortable floor height for the human body, and divided the extra space into an attic.

On the one hand, it serves as a storage space, and on the other hand, it can also be used as an insulation layer, which can effectively prevent the second floor where the master bedroom and guest room are located from being too cold or overheating.

Therefore, although the small brick house looks like two stories, it is actually two and a half stories high.

Different from the south, the roofs of houses in the north have a very high utilization rate. On the one hand, it can build rainwater collection devices to store water, and on the other hand, it can be used as a temporary drying land during busy farming seasons.Every autumn, looking down from a high place, the roofs of every household are different colors. You can know what the agricultural products of this family are by looking at the appearance of the roofs.

Because of the high utilization rate, unless there are children in the family, the roof door is generally not closed.

However, Xia Dongli didn't grow any crops that needed to be dried. His top floor was usually used to dry the quilts. Sometimes he even thought the quilts were too heavy, so he didn't bother to carry them, so he directly dried them in the yard.

Therefore, Xia Dongli was very sure that he had locked the door on the roof before going out, which meant that it was absolutely impossible for Xiaobaa to get to the rooftop from the normal road inside the building.

As for how it got there...

It can only be said that it is still an unsolved mystery.

Also an unsolved mystery is how Xiaobaa opened her cage.

Because he was afraid that the animals on the mountain would sneak down the mountain when they were not at home, Xia Dongli locked all the small animals in stainless steel cages while closing the fence.

The cages of Xiaobaa and Xiaokang are even stationed by General Copper. No matter how cruel Xiaobaa is, he is still an immature goat, and he should not have the ability to open the cage.

After the initial anger gradually disappeared, Xia Dongli felt angry and funny, and a little helpless.If he wasn't driving, he might have to take a photo of the "god" little baa at home with his mobile phone!

Wait, it's not impossible!

Xia Dongli stepped on the brake slowly, turned on the handbrake, and then took out his mobile phone and handed it to Xun Ao - the driver sitting in the driver's seat is not allowed to play with the mobile phone, but his friends can play.

Xun Yao was a little helpless looking at the photo interface he cut out by pressing the shortcut key, but he still cooperated very well and left a photo of Xiaobaa stepping on the roof with a disdainful expression for Xia Dongli.

Just as Xia Dongli leaned over to check the quality of the photos he took, he saw an incoming call notification popping up on the screen, which was Assistant Xiao Li's call.

Xia Dongli was a little surprised, and he motioned for Xiaoyu to help answer.After a while, Assistant Xiao Li's voice sounded in the car through the public broadcast system: "Hello, Xiao Xia, are you home now?"

Xia Dongli held the steering wheel with one hand and put the other hand on the handbrake. He put his mouth on the microphone of the mobile phone in compliance with traffic laws: "We are almost home! Is there anything wrong? I can turn around now."

"No, no, no!" Assistant Xiao Li's voice was a little louder, as if to let Xia Dongli hear his voice clearly, "Someone is looking for you urgently, and I just want to send you a promotional document, you It’s easy to handle at home, we’ll be there soon!”

We'll be there soon... Then we have to get Xiaobaa down quickly, otherwise, if Assistant Xiao Li sees his sheep going to the sky, wouldn't it be a family scandal!

Xia Dongli didn't care about taking pictures anymore, so he quickly restarted the car.As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, the car jumped out immediately, and the gate of the small courtyard appeared in front of them 2 minutes later.

As soon as the car was parked, Xia Dongli felt something was obviously wrong.

The door was still closed and the lock was on. Everything was normal, but Xia Dongli just felt that something must have happened.

Before he went out, in order to prevent anyone from looking for him, he hung a small blackboard with his contact number on the door, and now the small blackboard fell to the ground.

The fence made of bamboo steel is very resistant to stains, and generally speaking, it will not be stained with dirt, but now there are scattered small black stains on it, as if muddy water has been splashed on it, but Xiaojin Village has been in trouble for the past two days. It's not raining.

He glanced at Xun Yao, and Xiao Yao's gaze was also on the small mud spot on the door. The two looked at each other and got out of the car in unison.Then, Xia Dongli opened the trunk, took out the dry powder fire extinguisher and engineer shovel inside as self-defense weapons, and the two cautiously approached the door.

Xun Yao took the house key with an engineering shovel and inserted it into the lock, while Xia Dongli opened the safety of the fire extinguisher, ready to fire a smoke bomb immediately in case of emergency.

The fence was opened bit by bit, and the indoor environment was very quiet. No one came to attack them, but Xia Dongli could vaguely hear some movement inside.

It was very strange, not the voices of the little animals at home. He carefully looked towards the courtyard, and then fell silent.

A dozen or so cats lay scattered about in his yard.

These cats are of different breeds and sizes, the only thing they have in common is that they all lie peacefully on the ground with an obsessed face.

After hearing the sound of him opening the door, except for a pear cat next to the door that looked up lazily at them, the other cats were still immersed in their own worlds without any movement.

Some of these cats wriggled their soft bodies and shook the tip of their tails, some stretched their paws upwards and pinched them, and some rolled happily on the ground.Under the watchful eyes of Xia Dongli and Xun Yu, a cat rolled and bumped into another cat. The belly of the bumped cat rippled upwards, creating a mountain of fleshy meat, but the hit one was just a good cat. Stretched out his claws and pushed.

This blissful and peaceful scene is not scientific at all!He just left for a day, not a year, and a cat would come to someone's house for a party in just one day?Even the leisurely country life is not to this extent!

Moreover, cats are solitary animals with a strong sense of territory. Unless there is enough food temptation for everyone, it is almost impossible to gather them together.

etc!food!

Xia Dongli was shocked. He squinted his eyes and looked at his chicken coop. Fortunately, although it was quiet inside, he still saw a few little chirps looking here.They should be fine, otherwise the yard wouldn't be this clean and the feline kill scene is brutal.

So what's going on with the current scene of having a group party and drinking so much that you don't want to go to sleep?And are the cats so vigilant that they don't react when they see strangers coming back?

If the scene wasn't too harmonious, he would have thought that these cats were poisoned and unable to move because of something they ate.

Although you seem to be having a good time, I'm sorry this is my family, and there are two dogs in my family. These two little ancestors should not be friendly to so many cats. Let them leave.

"Baa!!" Just as Xia Dongli was thinking about whether he could "sweep" away the cat with a broom, he suddenly heard a shrill cry from the little baa on the roof.Xia Dongli was attracted by its cry, and then followed Xiaobaa's scorching eyes to look at the corner of the yard, suddenly startled.On the wooden table he placed in the yard, there was a big cat lying silently on its stomach. The big cat's bright golden eyes were watching him quietly.

"God..." He couldn't help sighing, and before he could react rationally, he had already taken out his mobile phone, focused on taking pictures, and staged the strength of contemporary young people's "Mount Tai collapses before the color does not change, take pictures first and then The super high psychological quality of "posting to Moments".

"Is this a lynx?" Xun Yao also looked in the direction of Xiaobaa's alarm, frowned slightly, and asked after a while.

"It must be, look at its ear hair!" Xia Dongli was so excited that he took ten consecutive shots, and then showed Xun Yao the particularly obvious cat's face after zooming in on the camera.

Lynxes are easy to identify. The two tufts of small black hairs on the pointed ears of this cat lying on the table are their identity symbols.

Xia Dongli looked at the big cat lying in the dark over there with some excitement, and directly turned on the camera mode.

He watched "Animal World" with Xiao Yan some time ago, and it was said that the number of wild lynxes was very small, and scientists found a few after many days of searching in Changbai Mountain.

The thick fur of the lynx defines their habitat—frigid or subarctic regions at high altitudes and high latitudes.Unexpectedly, he actually saw this big cat in the relatively warm Xiaojin Village today!

Neither he nor Xun Yao dared to approach.Although lynxes are only slightly larger than cats, and even similar to the large cat Norwegian Forest Cat, they are beasts through and through.

In the documentary, this product can fight wolves alone, and its recipe also contains the names of ungulates and livestock.Of course, the fat and fat lamb of Xiaobaa is on its recipe.

So, could it be that Xiaobaa broke out with potential to go upstairs in the environment of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?Xia Dongli looked lovingly at the white fluff on the roof.Cub, hold on a little longer, Dad is here to save you now!

But how to get rid of the lynx is a problem.This is a national second-class protected animal. It is definitely illegal to attack and capture without authorization. It can only be driven away by noise.

Xia Dongli was looking for something that could make noise at the door, when he heard a familiar voice behind him say, "What are you doing blocking the door?"

Assistant Xiao Li rode on the battery car and looked at him suspiciously.There was also a young man sitting behind his small electric stove. The young man was very tall. He was a head taller than him sitting behind Assistant Xiao Li. He looked very aggrieved as he huddled on the battery car with his long arms and legs.

At this moment, after his eyes wandered around Xia Dongli's pasture field, he followed Assistant Xiao Li's gaze to meet Xia Dongli's.

The young man's eyes are black and bright, and his gaze is a bit sharp when looking at people, but his demeanor is very cold and hard, and he is a bit upright, so seeing people like this will not make people feel uncomfortable.

And following Xia Dongli's turn to look at the gap they exposed, Assistant Li saw the scene inside the house, and his eyes lit up immediately, "Wow! Is this the legendary wine pond meat forest?"

Xia Dongli: "..."

It is also very appropriate.

Assistant Xiao Li's eyes were glowing, and the left eye said "furry" and the right eye said "I want to touch".

"Meow——" the raccoon cat, which hadn't reacted at all to Xia Dongli's approach, immediately screamed when it saw the hand extended by Assistant Xiao Li, and blew its fur on the spot, and its already thick tail blew up A feather duster.

The raccoon cat hopped back and forth, and jumped away from Assistant Li in a strange posture without hesitation. In the process of escaping, it stepped on countless cats. The cat that was lying flat also saw Assistant Li stretching out his hand , immediately fled one after another.

The peaceful courtyard suddenly exploded like water pouring into a frying pan.

Xia Dongli watched helplessly as the cats in the yard stepped on various furnishings in his yard, jumped over his 1.8-meter fence with ease, and then fled outside without looking back. Go, leaving only a piece of cat hair in the air.

Things happened so fast, when the yard was empty, Assistant Li's hands were still frozen in the air.

Xia Dongli patted him on the shoulder, pointed to the lynx on the table, and made a devil's voice: "Look, there's another one over there~"

The author has something to say: Dongli: Assistant Xiao Li is awesome.

Dongli: It seems that I suddenly understood why there were no beasts in Xiaojin Village before.

Xiao Li's assistant: TAT