In my days as a farmer

Assistant Xiao Li loves Furry very much, but all the furries don't love him.

To be precise, all animals except humans don't love him, the birds that go up to the sky, the fish that go down to the water, even the mosquitoes don't want to bite him.

He obviously grew up in the Yunnan-Guizhou region, which is rich in animal resources, but he never used toilet water or lit mosquito coils once since he was a child.He originally thought that the animals from Yunnan and Guizhou came to the north because they didn't agree with him, but he didn't expect the situation here to be the same.

Assistant Xiao Li himself is also very distressed. He has never done anything harmful to nature, and he thinks he looks very kind and has no peculiar smell on his body. Why don't the little animals like him?

So far, the only one who has not shown hostility to him at the first meeting is Rice, but now Rice also refuses his loving hug, Assistant Xiao Li is as lonely as snow.

In fact, his mentality was not bad at first, but he met Xia Dongli.

Xia Dongli was an extreme person like him, especially able to provoke small animals.Look how long he's been here since he moved here, how much fur is there now?He can actually pick up sheep and dogs in broad daylight, how come he has never seen such a good thing.

The most hateful thing is, it's okay that Xiao Xia can't understand his pain, but now she still laughs at him!

Yes, of course Assistant Li knew that he was being ridiculed. The one in front of him was a lynx, a beast among cats, it can make him masturbate?Even if it agrees, Xiao Li can't do anything.

What's more, every village cadre has a PART during their on-the-job training, which specifically talks about how to live in harmony with wild animals. One of the very important points is to avoid contact with wild animals as much as possible.

It's not just a question of being attacked, but if an animal has a wound, people may pass the virus on to it through the wound if they touch it at will.What's worse, if the animal returns to the group, or if it dies in the wild and enters a state of decomposition, it may infect the virus to the group or even the biological chain, and the outcome will be unimaginable.

As the top student with the highest grades among the graduates of the same period, Comrade Xiao Li naturally took this teaching to heart. Although his body was eager for Rua, his reason held him back.

Assistant Li took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the eye-catching lynx. He consciously wanted to keep the body data of this big cat, so he needed to adjust the angle to try to find a comparison.

Unexpectedly, in the process of his movement, the lynx got up.

The big cat shook its short feline tail, bared its teeth at Xia Dongli and the others, and jumped off the table easily and silently.

Xia Dongli hurriedly grabbed Assistant Li, ready to evacuate here with everyone at any time.Unexpectedly, the attitude of the big cat is very calm. It walked to the nest where rice and rhubarb loved most before with graceful catwalks, and opened its mouth to bite out a plant.

Before everyone could react, it kicked its legs on the spot and jumped to the top of the first floor, which was three meters long. Then, it stepped on the rubble and walked towards the fence. Halfway through, it seemed to remember something, and then raised its head to look up. .

At this time, Xiaobaa was trembling on the roof of the second floor.It's not just it, Xia Dongli's heart is hanging in the air at this moment, he has already seen the terrible jumping ability of the lynx, since it can jump from the ground to the roof of the first floor, then jump to Xiaobai's side to think about it Not a problem either.

In fact, from the perspective of a third party, the location of the lynx should not be able to see Xiaobaa.But for Xiao Baa, it is shrouded in the aura of a top hunter.

This kind of terrifying deterrence and the sense of powerlessness that can only be resigned to fate are the most terrifying.

Xia Dongli looked very nervous.Although Xiao Baa is a bear, at any rate, he has worked hard to grow up from breastfeeding.Although I usually hate it in every possible way, the pain is really painful.

Seeing a small ball of white hair protruding from the eaves, Xia Dongli gritted his teeth, squeezed the big broom in his hand, and wanted to join the battle.As soon as his legs stepped out, he felt a weight on his shoulders, and Xun Yao held him down: "It's okay, it won't hurt Xiaobaa."

His determined attitude made Xia Dongli relax a little. Xia Dongli believed in his little friend's judgment. He didn't go forward any more, but just held the broom and stared at it with burning eyes.

The big cat on the roof beam did not change its leisurely posture under the gaze of everyone, and walked slowly to two-thirds of the roof. Just when the judges relaxed a little, the lynx suddenly jumped up from the spot.

It jumped extremely high, and the soft body of the feline bounced in the air, like a fully drawn bow, full of tension.

But Xia Dongli didn't have the heart to appreciate its beauty, because the lynx easily jumped to a higher height than before, and its front paws had already touched the edge of the platform where Xiao Baa was on the second floor.

His heart is about to jump out!

The lynx put its front paws on the edge of the wall to lift itself higher, followed by a kick with its hind paws, and only heard a "snap" sound, and it was dropped by the tiles it stepped on continuously. fall to the ground.

And this uninvited guest easily crossed the fence high and high under the eyes of everyone, leaving only a chic and vigorous figure behind.

Xia Dongli was silent for a moment, then hesitantly raised his head to look at Xun Yao who was also speechless, and asked in disbelief, "Is it demonstrating?"

The height of the roof of the first floor is enough for the two felines to jump out, and it doesn't need to make any more effort to jump up again.

But the lynx jumping before leaving was obviously telling the little baa hiding on the roof: I can easily catch you, I just don’t want to eat you now.

The narrow-mindedness of felines is on full display in this move.

But the most powerful thing is Assistant Xiao Li. Xia Dongli's gaze moved silently to Assistant Xiao Li's back. This guy sent the old man away with just one step.

Conscience of heaven and earth, when he just said that sentence, he was just joking, but he didn't expect it to be really useful.

Now he doesn't know whether to congratulate Assistant Xiao Li or sympathize with him.

Under Xia Dongli's complex gaze, Assistant Xiao Li was very calm. He put his phone back in his pocket, and when he turned around, he even had a peaceful smile on his face: "We have captured very precious information."

Assistant Xiao Li continued to smile and said: "Xiao Xia, I have to go back and sort out the news about the presence of wild lynx here and send it to the superiors. There may be an expert team to investigate by then, and they should come to you to ask for information. Let’s get the information ready.”

He continued to smile hard: "This is the first time we have found a wild beast in Xiaojin Village. I don't have enough experience. I have to ask other villages how to deal with it. I will issue an official notice at that time. You should pay attention these days and try to avoid it. When slaughtering animals outdoors, if you want to eat meat, go to the town to buy it, don’t let the bloody smell irritate them. Close the doors and windows when you sleep, and pay more attention to the animal cages.”

"I won't talk to you here, I have to go to the village chief to discuss it." Xia Dongli nodded, watching their reliable assistant Xiao Li walking out with a serious look on his face.

However, when the upright and dignified assistant Xiao Li stepped out of the gate, he staggered and almost fell.

It was only then that Xia Dongli noticed that his footsteps were a little shallow, one deep and the other shallow, and he didn't even notice the two dogs lying on the window when he passed by the car.

——It seems that he was still hit, even the beast doesn't like himself or something.Ahem...Although no one wants to be liked by ferocious beasts, it's really pitiful to find that they are so disliked that they don't even want to attack them.

Assistant Li turned over and got on his beloved little eDonkey, and when he was about to start it, he suddenly found a few bags in front of him, and suddenly said, "I almost forgot about it."

He took out two pieces of printing paper from his bag and stuffed them into Xia Dongli's hands.

Xia Dongli took it along with the opportunity. It turned out to be a propaganda slogan for rural civilization, and he wrote a letter: Resist the temptation of beauty and be a good man who takes care of his family.

Xia Dongli:? ? ?

This slogan always feels that there is some subtle ridicule at this time!

Watching the back of Assistant Xiao Li's vicissitudes, Xia Dongli tore off the double-sided tape on the back of the paper with some sympathy, and then pasted it on the blank space of the gate to show his support for Assistant Xiao Li's work.

Then he saw the guest whom he had ignored for a long time—ah!Assistant Xiao Li not only forgot his official business, but also forgot the person he brought. He didn't even share the basic information of the other party with him.

Xia Dongli opened the door and released his two dogs and said to the young man: "Well, sir, I'm sorry, I let you see a joke, please wait a moment, I will take care of the yard..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Rhubarb, who had been slamming the door before, shot out like an arrow, and flew straight into the arms of the strange young man, swinging a thin tail like an electric fan.And although the young man in a neat suit was thrown at him by the excited dog, his foot was extremely stable, almost motionless. On the contrary, his hand held the dog's thigh skillfully.

It seems that it is often swooped on like this.

Xia Dongli immediately understood his reason for coming, and he said in surprise: "Are you the owner of Rhubarb?"

"Rhubarb?" The young man's voice was steady and powerful. He repeated the name and touched the dog's head in his arms. Instead of commenting on it, he said very politely, "Well, it's my dog. I'm sorry. Did it bother you?"

"No, Rhubarb is very good." Xia Dongli glanced at the dog who was happily dawdling on his master, feeling relieved and regretful.

The good news is that Rhubarb, a dog who has always been very cold, has become so enthusiastic in front of the owner. He must like the owner very much. Judging from the owner's reaction, the relationship between the main pet and the owner is also very harmonious.

Unfortunately, he is about to lose a dog, woo...

As if feeling his mood, the rice that jumped out of the car lightly touched his knee, then stood up, and pressed Xia Dongli's waist with two front paws, which was about to be hugged.

Is it because you saw rhubarb being hugged and envied over there?Xia Dongli picked up his pet dog and let the dog's two paws rest on his shoulders.Although Xia Dongli felt that this position might not be comfortable for Wang, Rice liked being hugged like this since she was a child.

It may be because this posture is convenient for him to lick Xia Dongli's face.

Unsurprisingly, Xia Dongli, who was given a loving lick by the dog, pushed his glasses, and calmly said to the guest: "Would you like to come in and sit down? Or take Rhubarb away?"

The young man's eyes fell on the squeamish rice who was licking and acting coquettishly for a while, then looked at Xia Dongli, who was extremely indulgent, and said in silence for a while: "Then bother you,"

"Wow!" Rhubarb turned his head to look at the rice, his eyes were filled with jealousy, and then he acted like a baby at his beloved master, with the words "Wang wants to lick his master too!"

The young man paused, he put Rhubarb down, and asked Xia Dongli nonchalantly: "Your dog seems to have a good personality, may I ask how Rhubarb gets along with your dog?"

Seeing this, Xia Dongli cooperatively let his dog down to play with Rhubarb, and then took out a wet tissue from his trouser pocket to wipe his face and said, "They get along well! They all squeeze into a nest of it!"

a nest...

The young man's eyes slid over Dami's neatly trimmed fur with ink-wash charm, then looked at its delicate and beautiful face, and looked at it. Satisfaction flashed in his black eyes.

Xia Dongli invited the guests to sit down and poured tea for them, and then he discovered a very serious problem.

When the guests came to the door, it was time for meals, so according to the rules of the Hua Kingdom, it is natural to reserve meals.

But the house was cold and there was no fresh ingredients. Xia Dongli took a look at the food reserves at home. He probably couldn't cook any good dishes in such a short period of time. He couldn't cook instant noodles, right?

He glanced at the many peripheral products of Lishu Village that had just moved in, and suddenly had an idea, and asked, "Sir, have you come by car?"

After getting a negative answer, he lit the fire to boil water, opened a bottle of fermented rice wine and poured it in, and sprinkled some pear pieces into it, and when the pears were about to be ripe, he cracked a boiled egg into it.

Fermented glutinous pear soup, a special product of Lishu Village.

The fermented glutinous rice wine in the north has a strong taste, but the sweetness of the pears can perfectly neutralize the taste of the fermented glutinous rice, making it soft and mellow.The unripe pears have a crisp taste, and they are perfect with soft-boiled eggs.

When Xia Dongli and Xun Ao ate it for the first time, they drank two full bowls. Before leaving, they were still reluctant to part with the taste, so they specially brought back some local hot glutinous glutinous rice.

Now it's time to serve guests!He just tasted it, and it can basically reproduce 80.00%.

The young man put a hot bowl of small desserts in front of Rhubarb's father, and said very subtly: "Please forgive me for the poor hospitality."

The young man stared at the fermented glutinous rice eggs in front of him, and his eyes stayed on the soft-boiled eggs above for a long time, his posture was a little stiff.After a while, he looked at the two dogs sitting next to him, frowned slightly, took a breath and said cautiously: "I'm sorry, I hid something from you earlier."

"Since Mr. Xia intends to confirm the relationship... this matter has to be mentioned."

"My surname is Yang, and my first name is..."

"Adong, come and see if you want to give Xiaoba a bath." Xun Ao walked down the stairs with a ball of white fluff wrapped in a towel in one hand and something in the other. He explained to Xia Dongli: "It's scared to pee, it's a little dirty."

"Ah!" Xia Dongli stood up and walked over quickly when he heard the words, and saw Xiaobaa shivering in Xun Yao's arms.Seeing him coming, Xiaobaa immediately let out a soft and weak cry.

Xia Dongli's heart softened. He took Xiao Baa, opened the towel, glanced at it, and said to Xun Ao: "Don't wash it yet, blow it dry first, you've already been frightened, take a bath again in case you get sick, you will be sick." Oh no."

Xun Yao nodded, and reached out to take the sheep, but their little baa rubbed his hairy head against Xia Dongli's cheek again and again, the meaning of attachment was very obvious.Xia Dongli's heart was softened by the rare soft appearance of this usually domineering little devil king, so he compromised: "Let me go brag, and you help me entertain the guests. This gentleman is the owner of Rhubarb, and now Come to pick up Rhubarb, just tell him about Rhubarb’s situation during this time, and don’t accept the money if he gives you money!”

He thought for a while, and added: "By the way, I cooked fermented glutinous pear soup in the pot, and you can also eat some to pad your stomach."

Xun Yao responded one by one, and then walked into the living room, "Hello..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw the young man who was sitting suddenly stand up, walked forward quickly, and looked at something in Xun Yao's hand with a serious face—it was a small painted pottery beast, "This thing, May I ask where you got it from?"

The author has something to say: Assistant Xiao Li: You don’t understand my despair!

Rice: Wang?

What's going on, the owner of Rhubarb is very enthusiastic about Wang, but this is also normal, after all, everyone loves Wang!

Rhubarb: woof woof woof! !

(Spitting fragrance)

Yes, we all know that Mr. Yang misunderstood.

And this misunderstanding is caused by many aspects, hahahaha