In my days as a farmer

"Why are your human hobbies so weird? They used to be drawn characters, but now they are changed to signatures?" Nezha bit his pen, and while expressing his criticism vaguely, he wrote down his own in Xia Dongli's small notebook. The name, the handwriting is strong and unrestrained, and it is self-contained: "But you are quite discerning."

Xia Dongli: =w=

Satisfied, he took the book and stuffed it back into his pocket, and then he heard the young man seemingly casually mentioning: "Who else is your idol? Do you want me to get your autograph?"

Xia Dongli was shocked!As expected of the male god of my childhood, is Fansa's service so good! ?There was a fierce struggle in his heart. On the one hand, he felt that this was a proposition, and on the other hand, he felt that the opportunity was really rare. If he missed it, there might not be a next time!

After struggling for a long while, he finally took out the notebook again, "Well, there are also Sun Dasheng and Erlang Shenjun. Is it convenient for you?"

"Ah, they." Nezha retracted his outstretched hand, and he glanced at Xia Dongli, who was a little surprised: "If you talk about the Great Sage, he went to retreat a few years ago, and when did he come out? It's a fixed number, maybe you can't wait, as for the gods..."

He made a fool of himself: "I don't need to ask you for it."

What's the meaning?Xia Dongli was a little puzzled, and saw the young man rubbing the dog's head, and changed the subject with an expression of no intention of explaining: "By the way, just now your dog told me that you guessed my identity several times at home, why? , did not guess?"

...It turned out that the rice was exposed! !Sure enough, Jiabao is the most difficult to guard against.

Although it can't be seen from the outside, Xia Dongli, whose fingertips are still a little numb, turned his eyes to his beloved dog after being shocked by Nezha's identity.When Rice heard her name, she turned her head sensitively, and when she saw the owner watching it, she immediately showed a proud and reserved smile, and even flicked her long, fluffy tail triumphantly.

Wang is helping the master again!Master Wang helped the master ask the question that was so distressing before, such a capable master Wang will definitely like me more!

No matter how many new dogs come, Ben Wang will always be the owner's most beloved cub!

Wang Xingren's heartfelt smile is particularly convincing. Xia Dongli and his dog's almond eyes looked at each other for a while, and then couldn't help showing a little helpless expression.

The dog at home is working hard to solve problems for the owner. Even if something bad happens, what can the owner do?

Nothing to say, of course I forgive it! (￣︶￣)

Xia Dongli pushed his glasses, and calmly began to display the necessary skills in the workplace - Rainbow Fart, "Actually, I thought about it. After all, you are the only one in the myth of such a powerful god who is young and promising, but in my impression You must be very busy, so I can't be sure."

"Cough." The young man from the Shang Dynasty, who was attacked by the direct ball of the modern people, turned his head uncomfortably, touched the bridge of his nose, raised his chin with a little pride, and said modestly: "I'm too proud, and I won't It’s just me, but I’m the best among my peers.”

Wait, is this really being humble?Uh... Anyway, Xia Dongli, whose eyes are covered by the idol filter at the moment, thinks it is, that's it.

"Then, my God, why don't Xiaoyu and I lose our memory?" Xia Dongli glanced at the boy who was happily stroking the dog, and was a little worried, "And what should we do now? We have to be photographed again? This Will there be a drop in wisdom...or just a stupid one?"

Nezha gave him a strange look: "If it's useless, then it's useless. It's not uncommon to see people with your physique. There will be a few every few decades, and they are usually those who write articles... It seems that because The structure of the brain is different from that of ordinary people."

In fact, the brain hole is relatively deep, and the light cannot enter.

"Anyway, the lifespan of human beings is only a few decades, so there can't be any big waves. And if you want to speak out, your government will control it."

Seeing Xia Dongli's serious expression, he shook his legs, "What? Are you scared?"

"No..." Xia Dongli hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't help but asked: "Can I ask, who were those writers before? Is there anyone named Pu Songling or Wu Chengen?"

Nezha: "..."

Nezha frowned: "What's the matter with your human race? Where do you focus your attention? No, no, no!"

Xia Dongli: -M-

Nezha looked sideways suspiciously: "What's the matter with your pity expression?"

Xia Dongli immediately denied: "No, I just realized that I might not be able to become a great god."

Nezha was still a little skeptical, and finally comforted his fans with difficulty under Xia Dongli's sincere expression: "You can think of it this way, I heard that you who engage in literary creation have to go through all kinds of hardships in life, Then you can write well. However, generally speaking, people in your situation will go to our clerical system to find a job. The salary of clerical staff in our department is quite high, and those writers are of course able to work without worrying about food and clothing. I won't be writing anymore."

Xia Dongli was tongue-tied.

Wait, where are your old almanacs?In the past, this happened because the people who wrote novels at that time belonged to people who were not in the society. Except for a few of those literati who really had this talent, most of them did not give up their reputation after repeated failures. Write novels to support the family.

The current situation is quite different. In this era of real-time refreshment of thousands of industries, unless there are special circumstances, finding a job to support oneself is basically not a problem.So there are various reasons for those who can code words now, but they basically follow their own preferences. The author can also be recognized by the society, and there is an officially certified Writers Association~

But this point is too complicated to explain to a god who lived more than 3000 years ago, and people have tried so hard to comfort him.Xia Dongli could only smile and thank the other party for his kindness, but he really just asked out of pure curiosity: "What kind of work do civil servants do?"

Ne Zha thought that he was planning to apply for a job, so he replied very seriously: "The juniors who came with me today are all civil servants. They are generally responsible for liaising with the government and processing information, and also specialize in foreign affairs. , ah, and legal counsel."

Seeing Xia Dongli's strange expression, he hurriedly said: "Not all clerical jobs are so professional. For example, this time they came to mediate the dispute between the Eastern Sea Mermaid and the Western Mermaid."

Wait...you seem to have said something incredible!Can I, a mere mortal, really know this kind of industry secret?

Nezha said with a look of horror, "It's not a secret. They have been arguing about this for more than ten years, and they know everything they need to know."

I can see that your resentment is also very deep.Xia Dongli ran to buy a bottle of happy water, and the three sat down together to listen to Nezha's complaints.

This is actually a sad story.

The shark family is good at weaving silk.

This silk is a kind of textile that does not get wet when it meets water, and is very popular among the deep sea races.But this kind of textile is of better quality and has a low wear rate.In addition, the deep-sea race has either fallen or fallen asleep in recent years, and the sales of silk have some problems.

Later, when Huaguo Yaozu established partnerships with major foreign management organizations, the young Dragon Palace Prince of Donghai seized the business opportunity and embarked on the road of earning foreign exchange through export in response to the call of the department and the country.

It is said that at that time, as the first batch of staff members to go abroad for business, Prince Longgong wore ready-made clothes made of silk and jewelry beads made of East China Sea pearls and corals.

The gorgeous brocade worn by the young and handsome Dragon Prince of the East China Sea has become a popular product at the moment, but because of its non-wet property, its main purchasing power is still Western mermaids.

The Western mermaid race used to live a relatively rough life. Unlike the Oriental mermaids, they can make pearls and weave, and can fight and fight for territory. They have no survival skills except for a good voice and good looks.

In the past, they could make a living by robbing, but in the past two years, human ships have either been huge ships of [-] tons or equipped with high-tech satellite navigation. Business has become more and more difficult. They can't even get clothes, so they can only buy some shells and seaweeds. Cover your body.

Although this look is quite sexy in the eyes of outsiders, I know my own affairs.

No matter how rough things like shells are polished, they will be the same, hard, how can it be compared to soft textiles when worn next to the body! ?The female fishes of the tribe were shocked when they saw the crocodile, and they couldn't control their desire to buy, buy, buy, okay?

However, the problem is that the mermaids have long-term purchases of mermaids that lead to the outflow of gold and silver, but the Chinese mermaids have no demand for their products, resulting in a trade deficit.

The Western Mermaid once protested with the Mermaids from the East China Sea, but the Mermaids were also very helpless. They really didn’t have much demand for the West Ocean. They had what they had in the East China Sea, and there were also things in the South China Sea that the East China Sea didn’t have. They couldn’t force themselves to go all the way. Do you want to buy something from you?

After kicking the ball back and forth for more than ten years, the Western Mermaid finally couldn't bear the pressure and asked the local government for help. The local government came to the Huaguo government to protest.

This is not to blame the other government for fussing.The currencies used by Western mermaids and sharks to trade are gold and silver and other precious metals, which are important financial reserves of a country.Now that these currencies have been transferred from the demon world to Huaguo, the relevant governments must be alert to the implications of this.

When the matter rises to the official interface, it must be given a plausible explanation.

However, the mermen in China are a group of very powerful creatures, and their fighting power is not weak among the aquarium, and they also have a merman who married the old dragon king.

Long Jun didn't bother to take care of this matter after being approached, so he simply patted his ass and took his wife out on a trip, leaving the mess to his son.Prince Longgong also had no choice but to ask his little friend for help, so Nezha, who had a personal relationship with him, went for a trip with the official staff...

By the way, the official leader this time is his colleague (father) who has a bad relationship - Li Jing.

"I can't do this kind of thing, I have to rely on you human race to talk about it, and I just go to suppress the market." Nezha shook his foot: "If you want me to say, either don't buy it, or buy it, don't BB, it's so simple thing."

Of course, it is impossible to be so simple and rude between countries~ especially the human authorities are still on the road of peaceful development.

"Then how do you deal with it now? I just saw that you have already solved it?" Xia Dongli asked curiously.

"Well, they asked mermaids to help raise fish."

...?

A cute little question mark appeared on Xia Dongli's head.

"It's just a fish called Atlantic salmon. It is said that you humans like to eat it very much, but the waters of Huaguo are not suitable for raising this kind of fish." Nezha was also speechless, "So the mermaid will be responsible for raising Atlantic salmon in the future, and then put When they rush over, the government will open a channel for them and settle the currency directly. With this currency, the mermaids can buy products from the mermaids, and they don't need to trade with gold and silver in the future."

Atlantic salmon is salmon. As an entry-level product for sashimi dishes, it is very popular because of its rich taste and low price.He has indeed seen the news that China's salmon consumption has surpassed that of Japan, but what kind of showmanship is this behavior of letting fish be raised for export?Are mermaids shameless?

"They agreed." Nezha looked calm. Seeing Xia Dongli's complicated face, he said, "The person who proposed is the secretary of the imperial capital. He has a lot of work. He has already gone back now, otherwise I can introduce Let’s get acquainted. This little demon is not very old. It is said that he has been receiving the orthodox education of you humans before, so his brain is very flexible, and he has been quite famous in the past two years.”

It's quite powerful... Xia Dongli just tasted the product and discovered the beauty of it.

The mermen drove the Atlantic salmon over and sold them to the country in exchange for Hua's currency, and then used this currency to exchange for the merman's textiles and brought them back to their home country... Xia Dongli asked the exchange rate again, and the big ["Heart Black" ] Two words came to his lips.

The local salmon market in Huaguo is a mixed bag. In recent years, there have been scammers selling freshwater rainbow trout as Atlantic salmon.

In fact, Atlantic salmon imported from the regular route is very expensive due to the addition of transportation costs and procurement costs, and most of them are farmed fish.

And if Western mermaids are raised, they must be wild-raised.

The wild salmon is also delivered to the door, the price itself is low, and the payment is made in Huaguo currency to avoid the exchange rate difference... The cost can be reduced by at least one-third.

Moreover, this can also increase the discourse power of the Huaguo currency in the international arena, killing three birds with one stone.

But the deepest question on Xia Dongli's mind now is - why only salmon?Shells, lobsters and oysters are all available!

Nezha didn't know that this little fan was now full of seafood and aquatic products, and he was very old-fashioned and authentic: "So do you want to apply for our civilian staff? I can help you avoid the interview! But you still have to do the written test yourself."

Xia Dongli was silent for a while, watching the young boy hesitate to speak.

Nezha was a little confused by this gaze: "What's wrong?"

Xia Dongli: "Well, do civil servants often have to work overtime?"

Nezha who is working overtime: "..."

Xia Dongli: "Should I get up early?"

Nezha who never sleeps: "..."

Xia Dongli: "It depends on the face of the leader, and you have to deal with the thorny subordinates?"

It also depends on the face, Nezha himself is a thorn in the head: "..."

Xia Dongli showed sympathy: "You can't pet the dog at any time!"

Nezha, whose hands were still stuck to the rice, said, "..."

Nezha became a little annoyed: "What do you want to say?"

Xia Dongli coughed dryly, and showed off silently: "Well, thank you for the recommendation, but I still have land to take care of, and dogs (two) to take care of. Now I am living a good life of going to bed early and getting up early. I can come to the hot springs, so I don’t need work or anything for the time being.”

Nezha: "..."

Two small flames appeared in Nezha's eyes, this fan seems to be unacceptable! !

He snorted, looked at the calm yellow dog with his tongue sticking out, then at Xia Dongli, who knew nothing, and thought: Give me two dogs... If you just let go of one and eat it, you will have to eat poorly you.

And this one hasn't been around for long, and based on what he knows about that person, he probably already came to look for the dog.Hmm... Forget it, let's not talk about it, let this unqualified fan be happy for a few more days.

Nezha thought very kindly.

After parting with Nezha, Xia Dongli enjoyed another day of happy leisure life in hot springs. He and Xun Ao went to Lishu Village for a big shopping trip according to the original plan, buying a bunch of specialties and fruits.

Lishu Village is adjacent to the provincial highway and the transportation is convenient. The fruit here is [-]% cheaper than Xiaojin Village, and there is a distribution center for imported fruits nearby, so Lishu Village even sells imported durians and cherries.

With rice and rhubarb in disbelief, Xia Dongli picked three durians and a box of cherries before walking away from the fruit stand.

"Durians are slow-ripening, and they are very durable," Xia Dongli forcefully explained for his irrational shopping: "I specially picked a few raw ones, which can be eaten in batches. And even if they are ripe, they can be thrown into the freezer , the taste is as delicious as ice cream~”

Xun Yao didn't know what durian was, so he naturally didn't understand why the two dogs had such a violent reaction.

He saw that Xia Dongli was going to pick up the fruit after paying the money, but he didn't know that the usually calm and reliable Rhubarb got up and circled when he was moving, and got to Xia Dongli's side, as if he was making a silent gesture with action. protest.

Xia Dongli was silent for a while, and his hand, which was about to pick up the durian, froze in mid-air.

Turning to the left, Rice has an expression of "If you take it, I'll stand there too", and turning to the right, Rhubarb, who is walking around, has a dog's face clearly written - "Durian, don't suffer me".

He slowly raised his head to look at Xun Yao, trying to express his appeal with his eyes.

Xun Yao opened his mouth, and finally reached out slowly to pick up the durian. Xia Dongli happily walked towards the cabin where he lived, carrying the cherries and the dog leash.

The young man's cheerful and jumping voice floated in the air far away: "Let's drive here tomorrow and buy some more. These are not edible."

"Ah."

"I also want to buy some grapes and red bayberries. I want to buy more. I saw that there are teaching wine making and red bayberry wine on the Internet! Now I can drink it in summer!"

"it is good."

"I think the dryer is quite easy to use. Wait until you ask them to download the link. It won't be so troublesome when you take a shower in summer."

"Row."

"...Xiao Yan, let's go back and soak in the hot spring together? Shall I help you rub your back?"

"..."

"Don't be shy, Xiaoyu, let me tell you, if you take a bath in the north and don't get your back rubbed, it means you haven't taken a bath! I just saw that there are special towels here for rubbing your back!"

"... Tomorrow, go home early, I'm a little worried about my family..."

Xia Dongli was successfully distracted. After Xiaoyu said this, he was a little worried about his family.I don’t know if Xiaobaa Xiaokang millets are good or not. He prepared a lot of food before he left, so there shouldn’t be enough food, right?

Suddenly homesick.jpg!

The next day, when Xia Dongli was full of homesickness and drove a small SUV up the small slope early in the morning, he saw a white ball on the roof of his house from a distance.

Xia Dongli looked intently, wondering if his myopia had deepened again, "Xiao Yu..."

"...I saw it too."

Xun Yao was also silent.

Xia Dongli suddenly showed an expression of disbelief.

why? !

I've only been away from home for a day!

my sheep!

Standing on the roof of my house?