In my days as a farmer

"Huh? How could such a thing happen!" In the embarrassing silence, Li Sanshao finally came to his senses. He slapped the table and pointed at Xia Dongli: "Are you kidding? You let me like this How do you write a report? I’ll write about you, do you know how many people will come to laugh at us? Maybe even those with wings from the West will come!”

Xia Dongli has an innocent face, so this is the truth, otherwise, why should he lie?

"I can't stand you humans. How did you decide on this number? It's too random." Facing Xia Dongli's =w= expression, the boy who couldn't lose his temper scratched his black hair, then he took a breath and concentrated Said: "Okay, now that we have explained the situation clearly, let's talk about how to compensate."

"Well, there's no need for compensation." Xia Dongli said in a low voice: "It was my fault, I didn't hear what Pegasus said clearly, so I agreed directly, and this is what happened next..."

"No." The little boy twitched the corners of his mouth, and he snorted softly, resting his chin on his hand, his long eyelashes drooping, and his tone was somewhat unclear: "Rules are rules, there are no reasons or excuses, Even if you accidentally break the rules, you have to pay the price, that’s how the world works.”

"You don't have to be soft-hearted. Think about it, this is a disaster for you. When the matter is over, I will erase all the memories of your family. How about it, don't you think your memories are not precious? A few more memories If you eliminate it, you will become a fool."

He said so maliciously.

Xia Dongli opened his mouth, but in the end he could only remain silent under the firm gaze of the other party.

He glanced at Xun Yao, then at himself and the rice in his arms, and frowned slightly. He didn't expect that he and Xun Yao really had to remember passively.

He had anticipated this approach when everyone sat down, but when it really happened, he still felt dissatisfied—no one wants their memory to be mobilized by others, no matter whether it is good or bad.

However, Xia Dongli has been struggling in the society for several years, and he has encountered many setbacks and power struggles, so he still maintains his rationality in the face of negative emotions at this moment.

He took a breath to gather himself, and when he opened his eyes again, he still insisted: "This is two different things. Deleting the memory should be a common method for you. I can probably guess why. It may not be a good thing for me to have this memory. So I can live with the consequences."

"But if I didn't agree to it without listening clearly at the first time, nothing that happened later would have happened. Pegasus and I are half responsible for this incident, and Teacher Tutu is completely unreasonable. Please reconsider punishment."

Li San tilted his head and looked at him for a moment. Although he looked like a child, his eyes at this moment carried the depth of human nature. After looking at Xia Dongli for a while, he hooked the corner of his mouth, "I understand you I mean, as long as you don’t regret it when you know what you gave up in the future.”

"Since it is the victim's request, let's punish him with material compensation."

Seeing Xia Dongli frowning slightly, he said impatiently, "This is already the lightest punishment."

"Xia, this is indeed the lowest." Pegasus attracted Xia Dongli's attention with a loud voice. The handsome young man had a soft smile on his face, and his blue eyes shone brightly: "This is our There is a price to be paid, my friend, and I'm glad you worked hard for our friendship, but believe me, it will be enough."

No, I'm not for you, I just have a conscience.

Xia Dongli sighed softly, and reluctantly agreed.

Seeing that the two parties had reached an agreement, Li San reached out and tapped the case statement he had just filled out, and the paper was projected into the air: "The human Xia Dongli didn't know the true identity of Pegasus Pegasus before, so Pegasus Pegasus Si and Yutu were found guilty of leaking secrets."

"The Pegasus Pegasus is guilty of eating the plants in the land legally contracted by humans without authorization, and damaged the farmland during the battle with the jade rabbit."

"The alien Pegasus showed visions within the non-specified range, and he was convicted."

A series of three red stamps landed on the paper in the void, and then he raised a small balance and put it on the table, and randomly threw two weights on the top to press on one side: "Now we are discussing compensation, you look at the top Let it go, the balance will be balanced."

The rabbit chirped twice, and the red ribbon on its body fell apart in response, and floated back to the owner's side. The rabbit who had lost his shackles turned over quickly and sat upright. He shook his ears at Xia Dongli, and couldn't stop Knowing where, two round peaches floated out and were placed on the balance.

The peach looked small but was quite heavy, so abrupt that it dropped the balance by three points, the young boy sitting with his chin on his back raised his eyebrows, somewhat surprised: "Oh, it's an immature flat peach, you This rabbit has something else."

Seeing that Xia Dongli's expression was a little dull, he explained: "You should have heard of this, it's something in Queen Mother Xi's Peach Garden."

Xia Dongli twitched the corner of his mouth, it really was that one!Who hasn't heard of the most famous peach in all of China?

The C position in the first few volumes of "Journey to the West" is said to bloom in 3000 years and bear fruit in 3000 years. If you eat peaches, you will become immortals.

Back then, after watching the TV series, Xia Dongli pestered her parents to buy peaches to eat, ahem, but even though she knew this was a good thing...

"Well, I think the world is pretty good, let's forget about this." He really doesn't want this thing, otherwise wouldn't he be in the same predicament as Chang'e who took the elixir?

"Ah, ah, it has to be ripe to have this effect, and the peaches are not yet ripe." Li San waved his hand: "If you eat this, it won't have such a big effect, but it can probably keep you...well, it won't be so in a lifetime. Have a cold and a fever?"

Are there so many jumps between maturity and immaturity all at once? !Xia Dongli blinked, but it is a good thing not to catch a cold for a lifetime. After all, the scariest thing about a cold is that no matter what treatment method is used, it has to last for more than a week, which quite reduces the quality of life.

"Then I'll send this." Pegasus listened carefully to what the translator said, and he took out a small glass bottle containing a clear liquid. The small glass bottle also glanced at the balance, and the balance went down again. Pressed a box: "This is the spring water of the fountain of inspiration."

"It is the clearest spring water, as long as you pour it into the spring, the most luscious spring water will flow out."

"Uh... can it be used in the septic tank?" If it can be used, doesn't it mean that the water filtered by the septic tank can meet the edible standard in the future?Xia Dongli blinked, and then he got a helpless look.

Okay, it doesn't seem to work.

Xia Dongli retracted the tentative little Jio, touched his nose and sat down obediently again.

The little boy tapped the desk table with his fingers, indicating that the balance was not even yet. At this moment, he heard the little rabbit yelp a few times, and Li San's expression became a little complicated when he heard this, "Are you sure?"

"Haw-"

"Okay, let me ask." Li San looked at Xia Dongli: "This rabbit said that it will be a training partner for your dog, and promises to educate it into a good dog with both wisdom and courage. Do you think it is acceptable?"

Brave and wise?No, as long as my dog ​​is happy to be a pet dog, Xia Dongli just wanted to refuse, when he heard the rabbit barking a few more times, Li San's expression became even weirder: "It said it knew several very good ones. Dog, you can introduce it to Rice."

Why do you want to know Rice?Xia Dongli didn't understand it all at once, until he saw Li San and Mr. Rabbit moved their eyes to Rice's lower body in unison, embarrassing!

Blind date!

As the owner, he hasn't considered this issue yet. Rice has just grown up, and Xia Dongli didn't plan to let him have cubs before, but the original plan of neutering was interrupted because of the dog's mental illness. Fortunately, Rice doesn't seem to show any interest in other dogs, and he probably won't take it for neutering in a short time now.

But what about finding a girlfriend...

Xia Dongli thought about it for a while, if there were a few puppies circling around his legs like when Mi Mi was a child~ Ouch! !It seems to be very good!

"Woof!" Rice barked at the right time, interrupting the small pink flowers that her owner kept escaping. Xia Dongli immediately coughed dryly to relieve her guilty conscience when she met the insightful eyes of her beloved dog: "This, this Just let it happen."

I am a good master of democracy.

"I see, that's considered to be the acceptance of the compensation terms." Li San nodded, and he waved his hand to write a few lines on the paper. The paper fell lightly onto the balance, and after shaking for a while, the balance equalized.

Here is the price paid for recognition.

The boy beckoned for the piece of paper, motioned to Pegasus and the white rabbit to put it in his pocket after fingerprinting one by one, and then he took out a glazed lamp from the narrow sleeve of his coat: "Then let's It's time for the final step..."

He looked at Xia Dongli and Xun Ao, with a rather cold expression on his face, as if he had already done this, he muttered in his mouth: "Don't worry, just take a picture and sleep again, I will give you compensation You can take it now, or you can wait until we find an excuse and then send it to you, please rest assured that we are an official organization and serve the people."

"Wait, I still have a question!" Xia Dongli raised his hand and shouted to stop, he looked at Li Xiaonian, who had a somewhat indifferent expression, and said, "I made the wrong call for help this time, so may I ask if I meet again next time?" What should I do in the same situation?"

"Ah, that." The young boy scratched his black hair and said indifferently: "Actually, you don't need to ask for help. We have monitoring all over the country. If you didn't call just now, it won't be long before the nearby land gods will Report it, and the compensation that should be given to you will be given to you at that time."

...That is to say, as an ordinary human race, when encountering this kind of thing again, he can only watch the other party fight at the door of his house?

The little boy glanced at him in surprise, and muttered, "Just treat these non-human beings as natural disasters. You humans can only passively defend against natural disasters, right? Anyway, you will be compensated in the end."

Xia Dongli was taken aback, and couldn't help being a little curious, how did the compensation come about?If there is no insurance, the state will not compensate for the property loss caused by natural disasters, only rescue, and the subsidies given by the rescue will absolutely not make up for the loss.

It's not easy to do this.

"Isn't there still a lottery? Where do you think there are so many lottery prizes?"

Xia Dongli was dumb and then couldn't help but fell into deep thought, tsk, the lottery is indeed a good place to operate, but there is also a loophole in it, what if the victim doesn't buy the lottery?

"Then throw the lottery ticket in front of him, and just find a way to let him pick it up." Li San frowned impatiently, and he shook the lamp in his hand: "Why do you want to know so much? Add to the trouble."

Xia Dongli: →_→

That's it, I seem to know how the cases in those chicken soup articles came about.

"No," Xia Dongli sighed after thinking for a while, with a sense of comfort that the gossip desire was satisfied all over his body: "If it were me, I would rather be erased after knowing it than completely unaware."

"You're so strange, it's not bad in terms of the result, but forget it, your human race's thinking is quite strange." The little boy commented: "Is it okay now? Hurry up and finish work, I still want to go back to rest .”

"Please wait a moment, there is one last thing." Xia Dongli paused, and looked at Pegasus, whose hands were still in shackles: "Sorry, Pegasus, I didn't understand the translation I promise you..."

"Ah, if that's the case, you don't have to blame yourself." The boy Xiao Li waved his hand in a very unsightly way: "According to the regulations, no matter whether you know about it or not, the monster race is not allowed to reveal its prototype in an unrestricted environment. Yes, especially the ones that don’t exist in reality.”

"If this Mr. Pegasus is just running around you in the form of a horse, then it's fine, but he has exposed his wings. So no matter from which angle he will be punished."

Xia Dongli was taken aback for a moment, and finally smiled in relief, "Then, Pegasus, if you want to eat the pasture in my yard, you can enjoy it as much as you want, and treat it as my dinner for you."

The young man with brown hair and blue eyes raised his mouth when he heard the words. He looked at Xia Dongli and raised his hand at him: "Okay, my friend, if I eat too much tonight, then tomorrow I will eat too much." I will pretend that I don’t know anything and listen to your whining quietly.”

Xia Dongli chuckled, and rubbed the tip of his nose: "Then I'll try not to complain."

He looked at the white rabbit with its snubbing nose again, "Teacher Tutu is too, and I will continue to prepare fresh food for you in the future. If there is anything you like, please let me know."

The White Rabbit was very satisfied with his statement, and rewarded him with a little bit.

Xia Dongli took a breath, and stood next to Xun Ao, smiling at this young boy who looked irritable but was actually surprisingly talkative: "Please work overtime."

"It's okay, you are very interesting, and the snacks are also delicious."

"It doesn't matter if you can take it away, I still have a lot at home."

"...I don't know how to release water." The little boy said awkwardly.

Xia Dongli smiled and said nothing. He saw a flash of light suddenly lit up between the lamps in front of his eyes, and then the light became brighter and brighter, and finally became a little dazzling. At the moment when he couldn't bear the strong light and wanted to close his eyes, a pair of Some cold hands gently blocked his eyes.

Xia Dongli's eyes went dark, and he fell into a dream completely.

The author has something to say: no memory loss, don't worry.

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Dongli: I heard that you think I'm going to work?

Dongli: Young people, do you think I will let go of not living on income now and want to grow whatever I want, I can rua all kinds of small animals, and have friends who can help me with dirty work, so boring that I can sleep side by side on a recliner to watch A corrupt landlord who eats watermelons like Xing Xing. To do a life depends on the face of his boss, his seniority, and the salary is not too high. He works overtime all day long and wipes his ass. Meet social animals with customer complaints.

Frozen Pear: It is impossible to work, absolutely impossible to work.

Dongli: This is an accident that happened in a peaceful life, and it passed away as soon as the wind blew.

The Will of the World: Hmmmmmmm...