In my days as a farmer

At night, a gust of southerly wind from the south brought abundant water vapor. Dark clouds quickly accumulated over Xiaojin Village, and it rained in the early morning.

Any rainy day always makes people feel sleepy. Xia Dongli slept until nearly eight o'clock. After waking up, he still felt a little dazed, his head was swollen, and he was not very comfortable.

Xia Dongli suspected that he had a fever, but when he touched his forehead, the temperature was normal.After rolling around on the bed a few times, the hungry dog ​​gave him the perseverance to get up.

The young man rubbed his temples and put on his glasses, then he suddenly realized something was wrong - the surrounding environment was too quiet.If it was normal, this group of cubs would have yelled and come to the door.

Is it because of the rain?Small animals at home will be more lazy on rainy days.

Xia Dongli walked down the stairs, and saw a group of kids in the family lined up, obediently sitting in the living room and eating hard.

Even Maojiu, who usually like to run around the most, stood on the newspaper one by one, pecking at the chopped vegetable leaves and fried grains.

Xia Dongli was stunned, a little shocked by the overly peaceful atmosphere. Before he could recover, he saw a young man with a tray coming out of his kitchen. Seeing him going downstairs, the young man nodded at him : "Good morning, wash up first, the fried eggs will be ready soon."

His attitude was too ordinary, Xia Dongli said good morning woodenly and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

Wait, why does it feel like the plot skipped several episodes?As a person with amnesia and no common sense, his family Xiaoyu was never allowed to approach the kitchen for safety reasons. Why did he suddenly appear as a skilled worker now?

Xia Dongli took a deep breath, and rushed into the kitchen. There was a small frying pan on the gas stove in the room. The fresh peanut oil bought from the local oil shop was fragrant, and two tender eggs were lying in the frying pan. heat.

The eggs were born by the little hens of Xia Dongli's family. After the two hens arrived at Xia's house, they ate well and lived comfortably. As the only "productive force" in the family at present, the feed in the family was eaten before it was the turn of the little hens. Roosters.

The eggs produced by the pullets living in such a comfortable living environment are particularly fragrant, and the only drawback is that they are a bit small.This is related to the breed of chickens. Neither of the two pullets are laying hens.

By the way, due to the obsession of the chickens in the family with eggs, the task of getting eggs from the chicken coop every day is done by Xun Ao. Xia Dongli really can't beat these chickens unless he brings rice blood cock.

As soon as Xia Dongli entered the kitchen, he saw Xun Ao was grinding pepper and salt and sprinkled it on the eggs, his posture was very familiar.

"Have you recovered your memory?" Xia Dongli couldn't help asking.

Xun Yao was taken aback when he heard the words, and his gaze was as clear as ever when he turned his head. He lowered his eyes slightly and shook his head with some hesitation, and said, "No, I still don't remember anything. I saw this taught on TV. "

Xia Dongli nodded, looked at the steamed potatoes with sausages and green leafy vegetables that had been placed on the plate, and then at a pitiful small gas stove. He restarted the electric toothbrush, and said vaguely in a sizzling voice: "Be careful!" Oh, it's hot."

After tasting a delicious breakfast, Xia Dongli silently added the purchase of a liquefied gas cylinder to the to-do list.

Because of the Mawei given by the liquefied gas when they just moved, the Xia family still uses a gas stove that needs to be filled with gas cylinders.

The gas stove is portable and easy to use, but the firepower is far inferior to that of gas and cannot cook big dishes. However, he was the only one living in the family before, and he was able to handle it. Now the two of them, plus Xiaoyu, seem to be very talented in cooking. He figured he could give the kitchen an upgrade.

At that time, a range hood will have to be installed. The current small kitchen itself only has an upside-down old-fashioned fan, which cannot withstand stir-frying.

While thinking, Xia Dongli walked out of the room to see where the pipes could be installed in his house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw his shaved field through the high pet fence.

The pasture field, which had grown nearly knee-high, was now uneven here and there, as if it had been chewed by a dog.The gentle wind with water vapor in the rainy season still brought him the fragrance of green grass wave after wave, as if to prove that it was only a few hours before his pasture was shaved.

Xia Dongli: "..."

He shook his lips and murmured, "Pagasos... so delicious..."

This is a whole thirteen acres of pasture, and now it's a bit shorter. I'm afraid he took it away when he was full?

But as long as he thinks of that delicate and beautiful pegasus constantly stuffing fodder into his belly like venting his anger, Xia Dongli might be drenched in the rain, and he feels inexplicably laughable.

He rubbed his slightly sore forehead, and looked back at Xun Ao who followed out the door with an umbrella in his hand. Judging from Xun Ao's calm attitude when he saw the field, Xia Dongli concluded that he remembered it too.

Xia Dongli hurriedly pulled people to go over the conversation last night quietly, and found that the memories of the two could be completely matched. If it was ruled out that their current memories were fabricated, then they really did not have amnesia.

So could it be that Li San released the water for them?Was it really his pile of Want Want gift bags that had an effect?Before falling asleep yesterday, he clearly remembered that the light from the lamp was shining on them, but they didn't seem to have lost their memory.

But although he was curious, he didn't intend to call to ask what happened. He was not stupid, so let this question become an unsolved mystery.

Xia Dongli stretched his waist, no matter whether the ability of memory erasure was ineffective for him, or Li San didn't plan to pursue him more, it was another world, and as an ordinary person, he would only be punished if he stepped into it without permission. crushed.

If he was younger than ten years old, he might have walked over to join in the fun with curiosity and excitement, but now... Xia Dongli has a big family to raise, and it is better to farm than to engage in metaphysics.

Xia Dongli put on his rain boots and wanted to go out, but before he took two steps, he was bitten by the hem of his clothes, "Baa~~~~"

The little baa who was hooked by the scent of green grass was about to move, bit his hem and acted like a baby, "咩咩~"

Baa has been discovered, Baa's grassland has been passive, that is Baa's land!

"Baa baa baa~~~~"

Meh can't be left behind, must eat them now!You can't take advantage of outsiders any more, Twolegs!

Although he couldn't understand the baa-baa language, Xia Dongli inexplicably understood its meaning. He looked at the little baa who was shaking his head and stomping his feet, and then looked at the rain-drenched grass outside and sighed.

I don't know if it's because of the shock yesterday, Xia Dongli feels that he sees the whole world with a filter, that's the kind - how beautiful life is, how peaceful the world is, as long as you live, even If it is a sheep at home and wants to rebel, you can forgive its filter.

He patted Xiaobaa's head: "Understood, I'll pick some grass for you and bring it back later, so you don't go out."

"Baa—" Xiaobaa growled and protested, the grass returned has no soul, so you have to eat grass directly.

The protest was ineffective. Xia Dongli didn't want to wash the little baa that was rolling in the mud again. He picked up the sheep at home ruthlessly, went out and stuffed it into the cage before it could react.

Xiaobaa was shocked, Xiaobaa was furious, it was just released!Why is it closed again?

"The reason for letting you out is to wash the cage, and it's clean now." Xia Dongli said as a matter of course.

Although I don't know when Xiao Yao released this product, Xia Dongli clearly saw that the cage where Xiao Baa's poop maker has lived for a few days is now clean, and there are still bags on the bottom tray. The water stains that were not completely dried were obviously caused by Xun Ao who washed the cage with water from the rainwater collector on a rainy day.

The house of Xia Dongli’s family has gone through a secondary process after all the cages were put into use. Although the cages themselves have roofs, when it rains, the rainwater will take advantage of the wind to enter the cages.

So after research, he set up a wide canopy at the door of his house to ensure that the small animals can live outdoors without being drenched by rain.At the same time, the canopy has the function of guiding rainwater and can also increase the amount of rainwater collected.

In order to make reasonable use of this part of water resources, he added a rainwater collector. If the two machines work together, the combined volume will be nearly 600L.There is enough water to meet the domestic needs of his small animals.

Moreover, the water outlets of several cages in the Xia family are also connected to the main sewage pipe. The water from washing the cages will pass into the purifier to become the raw material for fermentation, and finally be discharged into the small pond, so there will be no waste at all.

Xiaobaa couldn't accept this explanation. Since it was a cage washing, why weren't they locked in!Baa protest, this is discrimination!

"I don't understand." Xia Dongli hummed a ditty, touched a cucumber from the kitchen and ate it while kicking and walking past it, not to mention the irritating gesture.

"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible!" Little Baa let out a kingly roar, MAX's anger.

Xiaokang walked past it, and then slowly sat on the outdoor platform. The awning kept the rain out, and it changed into a comfortable lying position, letting the steamy breeze blow over its body.

It glanced at Xiao Baa who was so angry that he hit the cage with his big eyes, and felt the crush from his IQ.As a pet at home, I don't know how to look at the face of the owner, and I don't know that the owner is not in a good mood, so I have to go to him. Isn't this result inevitable?

It is different, as a pig with a low sense of presence in the family and a strong working ability, it, Xiaokang, has always been respected by the two-legged beasts in the family.

Although it didn't do anything at home before, the living standard here is actually lower for it, but as a pig, the most important thing is to be happy, and happiness can also be obtained through comparison.

The well-off pig, who thinks he has worked hard, happily chews the broccoli under Xiao Bae's jealous eyes, feeling that his happiness has risen to a new level.But it wasn't happy for a long time. After taking a few breaths, he was picked up by Xun Yao and stuffed into the cage.

Xiaokang:? ? ? ?etc?Why shut me down?

Xun Yao glanced at it, then turned his eyes away slightly: "A Dong said, you have a dark history of rolling in the mud before, so let me put you in a cage, and you can only come out when the ground is dry."

When did you say that?Why didn't the pig hear it? !

Xiaokang was stunned, he barely stretched out his pig's trotters from the railing: "Heh heh heh heh!"

Wait, I think I can explain!That was an accident, hey!This pig just lived in the city before and suddenly saw the muddy ground and wanted to recall the glorious years. Usually, this pig loves to be clean!

Hello!Don't look away, the pig knows you understand!

"Hee hee." Xiaokang pig swung his eyes sharply, and met the cross eyes of the little lamb, who was locked in the opposite cage face to face with him at the moment, and mockery flickered in his golden eyes.

hateful!

Xiaokang stood up on the spot, facing this kind of provocation, it couldn't stand it anymore, it's time for these incompetent juniors to see how powerful their seniors are!

The flesh-pink pig fell down with a snap, and let out a high-pitched and loud cry from its small (not small) body: "u~~~~~"

The miserable cry of pig killing immediately attracted the attention of Xia Dongli who was squatting by the side of the small pond to observe. He saw the little pig lying down in the cage and screaming from a distance through the rain curtain. He was shocked and thought Xiaokang Sudden illness.

Before he had time to put down the things in his hands, he dropped the umbrella and ran back in a hurry with the two turtles he happened to be holding in his hands, "What's wrong with Xiaokang? Are you uncomfortable?"

Xun Yao, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, said indifferently: "I'm acting like a baby."

Act like a baby?

Xiaokang pig's howling stopped for a moment, it slowly adjusted its posture, and looked at Xun Yao in disbelief, who calmly raised a towel and covered Xia Dongli's head, wiping him While removing the drops of water, he glanced at it lightly, with a look in his eyes: [Isn't it? ] mean

Of course not!How can Uncle Xiaokang act like a baby? Uncle Xiaokang is here, here...

"Competing for favor?" Xun Yao's lips moved, but no sound came out.

Fuck (a plant)!Xiaokang was furious.

With a wave of the little pig's trotters, the cage that was originally locked was easily opened. The angry little pig came out of the cage and rushed towards Xun Ao, who was a pig. Lock.

Xiaokang Pig successfully became the only small animal with a locked cage in the small yard, and Xia Dongli also asked Lao Xu for his opinion on this. Lao Xu, whose hairline receded slightly, looked at the pig's son in tears and said: Little friend's yard There are so many scary (hello?) animals here, it's too dangerous, and for the danger of Pig Son, he plans to send a combination lock.

Xiaokang: ...what do you want?

Rice, who was watching everything, made a laughing sound at the right time.

The author has something to say: Dongli: Liquefied petroleum gas is terrible, anyway, you can use a gas stove to burn it casually.

Dongli: Huh?Xiao Ling can cook?

Dongli: Huh?The small boiled rice is super delicious!

Frozen Pear: In order not to affect Xiaoyu's performance, it must be upgraded with one click!

This story tells us that mastering the kitchen means mastering the right to speak. (no)

Xiaoyu's identity is more complicated, the person you know is not from the Zhidou school (hey) so I can't find it, it will take a long time to lose the horse...

This person has a black belly, don't worry.