In my days as a farmer

Just when Xia Dongli was worrying about how to entertain guests, the considerate Xun Xiaoao suddenly took out two big bags of instant noodles and put them in front of him. The braised beef noodles and fresh shrimp and fish noodles were both packed in six bags. , very hardcore.

Xia Dongli was silent for a moment, and when he looked up at him again, his eyes slowly turned from hesitation to firmness.

Well, if there is really no other way, then we can only invite international friends to taste the taste of Chinese-style deluxe instant noodles.

Greece is also a country where wheat is the staple food. This kind of country generally has a high tolerance for noodle products, and as an otaku, Xia Dongli is very confident in his skills in cooking instant noodles and adding ingredients!

——Invite him to eat Laotan sauerkraut noodles, which represents the ultimate taste of Huaguo, and it must be impressive.

However, it is regrettable that Pegasus still did not come until the last ray of sunlight fell from Baiyun Mountain.

It's a good thing I didn't wait... Xia Dongli thought while rubbing the overfed dog's fur belly.

Although there is a high probability that the other party made an appointment and Xia Dongli didn't understand, but when you are hungry, people can't be reasonable. At that time, they will 100% blame others, and Mr. Xia is of course no exception.

However, the boat of his shaky friendship with Mr. Pa was finally overturned by huge waves.

Because in the middle of the night of this day, Xia Dongli, who was sleeping drowsily, was awakened by rapid hissing outside the house.

He is not unfamiliar with that voice, because it has appeared in various costume dramas. At first, Xia Dongli thought it was the neighbor next door watching TV. When he got the sound-proof earplugs, he realized that now he has no neighbors at all, only he makes noise and no one else has the right to harass him.

This discovery made him wake up immediately. Xia Dongli did not turn on the light. When he walked to the window accompanied by the dog who was also awakened, he saw a white horse under the dim light of the new moon, which seemed to have a holy light. .

The kind with wings.

The horse has a thick mane and tail, and the hair on the four hooves is flying in the wind, as if wearing a pair of small boots. The wings on the back are as big and long as the wings of an angel in a traditional oil painting. It looks handsome. grace.

And now the white horse is being chased and beaten by a rabbit.

Xia Dongli: "..."

He must have been blurry because he wasn't wearing glasses, yes, that's it!

Just when Xia Dongli was about to go back to bed and continue to sleep, his eyes met the beaten white horse outside, and the horse with sea-blue eyes uttered a cry straight at him: "Help !!!!!"

Of course, as an ordinary human, Xia Dongli heard only one hoofed hiss.

Super fierce!

Xia Dongli took a deep breath, he pinched himself, and felt quite painful, but he felt that using this to prove that he was not dreaming was not enough evidence, he was hesitating when he suddenly touched the pet dog next to him A hairless place... This is a patch of baldness that Dami discovered only during the day. Even in a dream, he would not have supplemented the settings so comprehensively!

Comrade Xiao Xia, unable to struggle any longer, immediately took out his mobile phone. He squatted down and watched the situation outside from the window, ready to escape at any time, while gropingly pressed the alarm call.

During this period, a request to turn on the positioning seemed to pop up on his mobile phone. Xia Dongli didn't see it clearly, and habitually shook his hand and clicked for confirmation. The Huaguo police system responded very quickly. Although it was late at night, he heard After two beeps, the connection was made over there: "What's the situation?"

The voice of the person who answered the phone was cold and concise, which sounded particularly reliable.

Xia Dongli took a deep breath, and finished all the words that had been brewing in one breath: "My name is Xia Dongli, I am the owner of this mobile phone number, and the last number of my ID card. responsible for the words."

"Right now, there's a winged horse fighting a rabbit outside my place of residence. I'm not kidding, I haven't been drinking tonight, I haven't taken any drugs, I actually saw it!"

There was silence on the other side for a while, Xia Dongli heard the sound of typing on the keyboard, and then the man continued: "You live in the highland north of Xiaojin Village, right?"

"Yes!" Xia Dongli was about to cry. Fortunately, the people who communicated with him seemed to believe him, and the scene like when the protagonist called the police in "The Mermaid" did not happen.

"Okay, we have sent someone there, please keep talking with us, now, please go to a safe place first, if possible, can you provide us with more information?"

"Of course." Xia Dongli took a deep breath, and felt a sense of security inexplicably under the command of this man who was so calm and cold. He pushed his glasses and forced himself to look out of the window: "I'm on the second floor now. , they were fighting on the first floor, about 100 meters from where I was, and it looked like the horse was trying to get closer and the rabbit was blocking it."

"Uh, what kind of rabbit is it? It should be an ordinary white rabbit, the color of the eyes? The eyes are black..." Xia Dongli was taken aback, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

The eye color of rabbits is generally determined by pigments. Unless there are specially selected breeds, the coat color of most rabbits is the same as the pupil color, while white rabbits lack pigments, so their eye color is the color of blood.

Although there is no absolute statement on genetics, most of them are like this. Teacher Tutu in Xia Dongli's family is a very ordinary rabbit with white hair and red eyes, but the one downstairs has black eyes.

So is the rabbit downstairs Mr. Tutu?

"Sir?" Hearing that he didn't reply here, he reminded him softly, and Xia Dongli hurried back: "It's black."

"White rabbit with black eyes...Okay, is there anyone else around you now?"

"There is another person, he is also on the second floor."

"I have relayed the situation on your side to our team members. Judging from the positioning, they still have 3 minutes to arrive. Now, sir, please avoid the safest position for you and your partner."

"The team members who set off today are excellent employees of our company. They are very capable of working. The only shortcoming is that they have more personality. Please bear with me."

... What, what?

What the hell is more personality?Could it be a punk cop?

Xia Dongli looked out the window in a daze. He thought he would see an approaching police car, but it turned out to be an arc of light descending from the sky.

The cold light belonging to the weapon, which was colder than the moonlight, fell steadily between the horse and the rabbit, and the powerful impact forced them to separate.

And almost at the same time, two red lights shot out, turning into shackles and encircling the four claws of the two small animals, and the two small animals of different sizes fell to the ground in the same posture.

"Tsk, you'd better have a reasonable reason to cause trouble in my jurisdiction in the middle of the night." Compared with the overly violent actions, a voice that seemed much more immature rang out, and in the slowly falling dust, a short-haired man appeared. little boy.

The kid looks pretty. He is wearing a cool biker suit. He is putting his hands in his pockets at the moment, with a somewhat rebellious expression on his face.

He glanced left and right at the two tied up criminals, and looked towards the door impatiently: "Are you the client? I'm from the Bureau of Demon Control, come down quickly and sign a form."

Xia Dongli was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that Xun Ao had been standing there for some time, seeing the ignorant young man in his family slowly raise his legs and walk towards the little boy, Xia Dongli hurriedly opened the window to stop him .

...what could be more surreal than seeing a horse and a rabbit fighting?

That probably means that the person who came to deal with the incident was a kid with a little sister, and the kid's fighting power is overwhelmed, right?

Afraid that the children at home would be bullied, Xia Dongli, who survived the shock period with his tenacious nerves, covered his face and went downstairs quickly. He couldn't understand how the plot developed today. Isn't this article hanging under the farming article? ?Why suddenly there is a TAG of ghosts and ghosts!

This must be Shi Chen's fault!

**

"Article 170 of the "Regulations on the Administration of Non-Human Creatures": Human beings are not allowed to discover their special identity. If it happens, a large amount of mental damage must be compensated according to the formula (note)."

"Article 460: It is not allowed to occupy or damage the property of human beings in the laws and regulations. If there is damage, five times the compensation."

"Supplementary Regulations No.60 Three Articles: Once foreign gods enter the border of Huaguo, they must abide by the local management regulations, and they shall be compensated and punished to abide by the "Regulations", and the Huaguo Demon Management Bureau reserves the right to deport them."

The little boy was scribbling and chanting, his face full of impatience: "Do you have any objections now?"

"I protest!" The brown-haired, blue-eyed young man BB loudly: "I accepted the permission of this oriental wizard to enter his house, and I also changed back to my original shape to run in the grass with his permission, although I couldn't help but gnaw A few grass... Well, it’s a lot of grass, but this should be within the scope of my friend’s friendly invitation! It’s obvious that this rabbit suddenly hit someone unreasonably, so I will fight back.”

After all, he begged for help and looked at Xia Dongli who was huddled in the corner of the room with his dog in his arms, his eyes even had the special effect of PIKAPIKA.

Xia Dongli listened to the translation from the simultaneous interpreter on the desktop, and his expression was a little dazed: "...so you ate my grass."

Pegasus, who was transformed back into a human form and still tied his hands in shackles, was about to cry. The little friend's ability to grasp the key point is absolutely amazing: "My friend, this is not the point!"

The white rabbit bound by a piece of red silk made a mocking sound when it heard the words. It even turned over on the spot and lay down, full of irony.

Xia Dongli didn't know what it said, but judging from the glares from the boy and Pegasus, it probably wasn't a good thing.

Xia Dongli rubbed his face, and through the inquiry initiated by the little boy just now, he probably understood what was going on.

He first introduced himself: "I, a pure human being."

Then he nodded to Pegasus, whose expression changed suddenly: "You are a Pegasus who came to Europe on a business trip."

Then tap the rabbit lying on the ground: "You are the Jade Rabbit in the sky, and now you live in my field."

Rabbit Ded Deng Jio Quan responded.

"Then because our pig can shake hands with you, you think it will turn into a human, so you come to the conclusion that I am not a human... So you made an appointment with me to change back to my original shape and come to my house to have fun tonight, but it turned out Halfway on the way, because I suddenly wanted to eat grass, I disturbed the rabbits living in the field, and in the end, you guys who didn’t understand the language fought (to be precise, you were beaten unilaterally)... right?”

Xia Dongli blinked, but still looked at Pegasus in disbelief: "Is your brain too big? Don't you know that shaking hands is a basic interaction skill for Chinese people to train animals?"

Pegasus was wronged to death. He already possessed the godhead of the god of inspiration. Isn't inspiration just a brain hole?And how did he know that Chinese people would be so bored to train pigs how to shake hands!He muttered: "And there are quail..."

"That should be attacking you because they hate you." Xia Dongli took a breath, feeling that the scare tonight was completely unwarranted. "After the founding of Huaguo, goblins are not allowed to become spirits. Be sober!"

Pegasus had a distorted expression on his face. He was so shocked that he looked at the little boy. Can you control this thing in Huaguo?

Of course not, whoever believes this is an idiot.The little boy had no expression on his face as he touched a piece of Wangwang Senbei on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, but why should he explain it to the gringo?This group of crooked nuts is the most annoying, and they are especially capable of causing trouble. Since the establishment of diplomatic relations between Huaguo and foreign countries, their workload has more than doubled.

Xia Dongli didn't know about the confrontation on the table, he covered his forehead and just wanted to sigh.

Ah, it feels like a headache. Even if one day he discovers that there is another side to this world, he shouldn't be in such an inexplicable oolong posture!

This mode of bragging on the iron train that no one dared to believe made him how to tell his grandson when he was old, the grandson would definitely DISS him!

Just when he was about to reach out to rub his throbbing temples, Xia Dongli suddenly felt his hand being gently held, and then a cup of hot tea was stuffed into his hand, and Xun Ao put a cup of ice cream in the direction of the little boy. Kuo fell and sat beside him.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." The young man comforted in a low voice: "I'm here too."

Although he knows that Xun Yao knows nothing like himself, and he is not as good as he has at least some knowledge of mythology, but the young man looks so reliable, except for his beloved dog, this room gives him the most sense of security It is Xun Yao.

Xia Dongli took a breath, leaned over to take a sip of clear water, and after calming down, he looked at the indifferent little boy who was eating melon seeds: "Sir, may I ask your name?"

"Oh, did you finally remember to ask me? My surname is Li, and I am the third in the ranking. You can call me Mr. Li San." The little boy was not annoyed after being ignored for a long time. Maybe it was a table of snacks that soothed his heart , he spat out the melon seed shell, with a bit of interest on his expression: "Are you really a human race? But how do you know the phone number of the Demon Management Bureau?"

Xia Dongli was taken aback, "I don't know the phone number of the Demon Management Bureau, I just called the police."

"Impossible. They said that you directly dialed the complaint hotline of the Bureau of Demon Control, which is why there is such a big commotion this time." He said with great certainty, "Otherwise, according to their bureaucratic style, you may have to be banned here." We won’t be notified until the demolition is complete.”

Xia Dongli was stunned. He took out his phone and clicked on the communication records. The most recent one was...Huh?

"440 is your complaint hotline?"

"Yes." The boy nodded, and then he saw Xia Dongli's expression became subtle, and he was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"I made a mistake." Xia Dongli turned the phone screen over again, and said blankly: "I originally wanted to call 110, but it was too dark in the room, so I dialed 440."

Unexpectedly, I didn't know that the wrong hit was right, so I really called the victim.

The scene fell silent for a while, neither Li San nor the crying international friends were speechless.