In my days as a farmer

What misunderstanding do you Greeks have about us Chinese people!

It took Xia Dongli enough to make up for his saliva with a thermos of water to convince this European guest that Chinese people, especially Sichuanese, really don't know how to ride pandas to and from get off work.

Although pandas are no longer endangered animals, the number is really not large enough to be kept as pets - and don't you know how many of them can be eaten?

No matter how cute it looks, it is also a carnivorous bear. However, this carnivorous bear eats vegetarian and herbaceous bamboo, which makes it have to constantly use bamboo to absorb enough energy for body activities.

A fat one can eat twenty to thirty catties of bamboo in a day, and the small piece of land where Xia Dongli picked bamboo shoots would probably be eaten up in a month or two.

There is also a zoo abroad that almost closed down because of raising pandas to buy bamboo, and finally relied on crowdfunding from the local people to support it!

Of course, Xiaokang wears clothes not because he is a human being, but because he is a special hobby of the owner of Huaguo. He is really just an ordinary human being, not an oriental wizard, and he does not have the ability to turn pets into humans.

Pegasus was a little skeptical. While Xia Dongli was returning to the room to pour water, he slowly walked to Xiaokang who was lying on the ground basking in the sun. After hesitating for a while, he took out a copy of "300 Sentences on Traveling in Huaguo" from his pocket. "Reviewed a bit, and confidently stretched out his right hand to Xiaokang Zhu, and said a sentence in Mandarin: "Hello, my name is... Pegasus."

Xiaokang Pig blinked his swarthy eyes for a moment, then looked at his uplifted paws, then sat up, stretched out its little hoof and stuffed it into his hand.

Pegasus: "!!!!!!"

Xiaokang pig looked at him very delicately, full of wisdom when he looked carefully, like an elegant elder, Pegasus shook hands with him seriously, and then slowly let go of the little pig's trotters.

As if he had discovered something, Pegasus walked to the side of the quail standing on the standing tree with arched feathers, and he repeated the above actions.

The harassed Xiaomi also glanced at him, then at his outstretched hand, and flapped his wings impatiently.

Pegasus, whose judgment was confirmed again, took a deep look at this somewhat unique farmyard. At this moment, in his eyes, every arrangement in this courtyard is full of mystery.

He felt that he had discovered something extraordinary, and firmly believed that it was not his own illusion.

As expected of a mysterious oriental man, he hides so deeply!Before he came here, he didn't even know that there was an oriental wizard here... So their encounter must be due to the mutual attraction of force and force? (No, that's Tech Light)

"My best friend!" Pegasus rushed forward and held Xia Dongli's hand that was not holding anything: "Can I come to you for a run at night?"

Xia Dongli was taken aback, running, running for what?He tried so hard to get his phone with the other hand, thanking Pegasus for remembering that he was Chinese and speaking English at this time, otherwise Xia Dongli might not even understand the key words.

He didn't feel the weak struggle of the human beings under him, and the young man caught in his own emotions raised his hand to cover his eyes, his handsome face was full of struggle and sadness: "Before I came here, I heard about the Huaguo government My colleagues have reminded me that I cannot transform here, there are surveillance everywhere!"

"But I really can't hold it anymore, I miss the touch of grass brushing my side, and the scent of flowers with dew! I didn't expect that I would stay here for so long, dear friend, I see you There is no monitoring here, can I transform into you and trot for a while? Of course, at night."

"What, what?" The string of English words was too long, and Xia Dongli could barely grasp a few of them, such as makeup, tonight, and restrain myself.

He took his high school English reading analysis ability and put it together - I can't help myself, I want to put on makeup tonight...

Xia Dongli slowly put out a question mark.

"Plssssssssss..." The young man's eyes were sincere, and he was full of pleading gestures. Xia Dongli took a small step back. The nerd's poor social skills made him agree before his brain started to work.

"Wow!! Thank you so much, my generous friend!" Pegasus immediately jumped up and down happily.

Xia Dongli froze. After a long time, he couldn't help touching his phone, and then sighed. Although he didn't know how this international friend planned to make up... Uh, but he just needs to praise him... Maybe?

Just as he was thinking, Xia Dongli suddenly felt his waist tighten, and then his whole body was pulled up.

Before he recovered from the familiar feeling of honey, he found himself forced to turn 90 degrees.He is now held by Pegasus with one hand, and the thermos bottle is held in the other hand. The whole person is like a cat being held up with two front paws.

Hmm... I still have to talk to Xiaoyu.

Xia Dongli, with his feet dangling in the air, thought very calmly, he is the boss after all, it's shameless to be hugged like a child all the time, it's better to change to an ordinary posture next time.

Xia Dongli looked back at Xun Yao, because of his posture, the young man who was a head taller than him now only reached the crest of his neck, "Xiao Yao, let me down, he is just a little happy because I agreed to his request." That's all, it's okay."

The black-haired young man looked hesitantly at Xia Dongli's held left hand, and the foreign monster who followed him around half a circle frowned, rarely feeling a little unwilling to obey.

But it was his body that turned faster than his brain. When the young man in his arms kicked and urged him, Xun Yu reflexively put him down.

"Pagasus, I'm sorry."

"It's okay~" Pegasus smiled... He let go of Xia Dongli's hand, took a step back and bowed slightly, with a personable demeanor: "Then I need to make some preparations, and I look forward to seeing you again." When we reunite under the moonlight, I will bring Lilly with me."

Then before Xia Dongli could say anything, this beautiful young man ran away, yes, run!

Xia Dongli was stunned.

He had already learned from previous exchanges that Pegasus lived in a guest house in the town, which was more than 20 kilometers away from Xiaotupo, and it took a while to drive.

Is he really planning to run back?This is equivalent to a half-marathon. Although he knows that Europeans like to play sports when they have nothing to do, the physical strength of running early in the morning is too bad, right? !

He moved his lips, because he didn't know how to vomit because there were too many slots, so he could only touch his nose, and looked at the translation software in disgust.

This thing is really not smart enough, you have to press the talk button to translate, can't it be simultaneous interpretation?Now he doesn't even know what Pegasus said before he left, only heard about gifts.

Are you coming tonight or another appointment?If you come today, will you finish your meal here?He didn't even add Pegasus' cell phone number, so he couldn't even ask if he wanted to.

Capitalize the word trouble.

Forget it, after all, it is a crooked nut who came from afar. As a Chinese, I can't embarrass my motherland, so bear with it.

In the face of national righteousness (?), Xia Dongli cheered himself up and went into the kitchen to check the refrigerator.

The refrigerator in a bachelor's house is destined to be empty. In fact, even the refrigerator itself was only moved back half a month ago, so one can imagine the situation inside.

so distressed...

Xia Dongli reached in to dig around, and managed to find a few semi-finished fried foods, as well as appetizers such as jellyfish, seaweed, shredded fish skin, and the like.

Hmm...it's too shabby for entertaining guests.

He hesitated for a moment, then had an idea, looked around and didn't see his baby dog, and then quickly reached out and took out a bag of quick-frozen meat.

——Grain-fed M3 sirloin steak imported from Australia, made from Angus cattle, grain-fed for more than 200 days, high in protein and low in fat, the gravy has a milky aroma and is fragrant.

For those who like to eat steak, M3 beef can only be said to be an entry-level steak. Most people will dislike its too little fat. Except for fitness enthusiasts with special needs, not many people like it.

But its disadvantages are actually advantages for dogs. Dogs that mainly eat dog food are not suitable for eating high-fat food. The fat content and division of M3 just stepped on the qualified line, and it is fragrant and tender. With some chewiness, and the price is also very affordable, it is very good to open meat for dogs occasionally.

Yes, the frozen beef in the refrigerator is all rice food, and it ranks in the top three favorite rankings alongside the freeze-dried beef patties. However, the supply is limited, and it is a delicacy that can only be eaten on major holidays.

If it really doesn't work... Just cut the beef into cubes and cook a stir-fry.Xia Dongli silently apologized to Rice in his heart, and then he stuffed the steak into the freezer to thaw at low temperature, and when he walked out of the kitchen, he happened to meet the pet dog who ran over.

Xia Dongli hugged the rice very recklessly, rubbed it on the dog's soft fur, and then he fell silent... Xia Dongli put the rice down very calmly, and reached out to pick up the big comb , very ruthlessly held down the pet dog for a while and pulled it.

Almost immediately, dog hairs flew all over the sky.

The rice that was knocked down unexpectedly whimpered, and then it heard a swish, swish, "Woo~"

The protest was ineffective, and Xia Dongli rubbed the rice on the ground like a fake dog.

Spring is here, and it's time for pets to lose their hair.

In this matter, dogs have an advantage over cats, because dogs generally do not lick their fur, while cats’ tongues are like a comb, and they will eat the floating hair on their bodies. Digested furs turn into hairballs, which can cause a little trouble.

But this does not mean that the dog owner does not need to comb it. Combing is actually a process of palpation. Whether the dog has pimples or skin diseases can be found through the process of grooming.

Early detection and early treatment can avoid many follow-up troubles. As a qualified dog dad, Xia Dongli will basically keep the rhythm of grooming once a week and trimming his hair every month.This is the secret of Dami's shiny coat and radiant spirit.

Da Mi Wang used to like to comb his hair very much. The master's technique is gentle, and the comb he bought is a high-end product, which ensures that only the floating hair will be removed and the hair that is still growing in the pores will not be pulled.With the swishing sound of the comb brushing the fur, Wang can feel the master's love for him.

But not now!Absolutely not!

Rice suddenly thought of something bad and began to struggle. Xia Dongli was caught off guard and almost escaped by the dog. Fortunately, Xun Ao, who had just cleaned up the storage box containing the turtle, arrived in time, and the two grown men vigorously suppressed Rice. I can only lie down unwillingly.

"Xiao Yan, press it." As he was combing, Xia Dongli suddenly noticed something was wrong. He put the comb aside, and signaled another young man to press the dog carefully and start with it. After a while, he frowned. Eyebrows, his expression became serious.

With his fingers, he poked the shepherd's thick fur and fluff off, and saw one, two, three... several layers of skin and flesh of different sizes.

No flakes, doesn't look like a fungal infection, so, so!

Is his dog... bald?

Xia Dongli was shocked!

"No, the hair was torn off." Just when Xia Dongli Liushen Wuzhu was about to pick up the dog and rush to the hospital, Xun Yu reached out and touched it a few times, and said with certainty: "The hair was torn off, It will grow out in two days."

His expression was so sure and calm that Xia Dongli forgot for a moment that this amnesiac gentleman shouldn't have common sense. He was successfully persuaded and relaxed a little as if he had found his backbone.

The question is who can tear off the hair of the rice, or just like this.

Xia Dongli's primary suspect is Xiaobaa. Xiaobaa can't beat the rice, but it can carry out sneak attacks, and the sheep's mouth is relatively weak, so it is very possible to sneak a few bites of the rice when it is unsuspecting.

But as a qualified owner, he must never wrong his pet. Xia Dongli pulled the dog who had begun to pretend to be dead to check his body, trying to find evidence.

Good guy, there are many small wounds hidden under the thick hair layer of rice, most of which are gathered in the lower layer of the body, at this position, at this width, and at this mark.

Well, it was probably called by Mr. Rabbit.

Xia Dongli looked at Xun Yao dumbly, and the young man squatting beside him nodded in agreement.

...The rabbit's chubby little paws can break through the defenses of rice and tear off the fur. Well, what a fierce rabbit!

"Woo~" The most scandalous thing he didn't want to be known was exposed, and Da Mi Wang raised his two fur claws and put them on his eyes, sobbing sadly.

Wang originally wanted to claim credit with a rabbit in his mouth after winning the battle. At that time, the wound on his body was a medal. Wang didn't expect to be exposed so early. It's so embarrassing!

Looking at the beeping pet dog, Xia Dongli hesitated, patted the dog's hairy head and said patiently: "Rice, eat beef tonight."

The big dog's drooping ears trembled.

Xia Dongli pinched the tips of her small ears: "You can eat two pieces, and the hairy hair will grow if you eat more beef."

Mao's tail trembled, "Wow~"

Just three yuan.

"No." Xia Dongli refused categorically, and said very coldly: "Three yuan is not easy to digest, and my stomach hurts at night, but I can play Frisbee tomorrow."

Frisbee! !

Dami Wang, who caught the keyword, immediately became excited. After wagging his fluffy tail several times, he stood up again proudly, shaking his fur. Among the hairs flying all over the sky in the sun, he was another good one who had never cheated. dog.

Xia Dongli waved at the dog who was running to inspect the site, his expression collapsed.

It's over, and there is one less ingredient. If Pegasus comes to eat, how can he entertain him?