In my days as a farmer

There is a terrible existence in this world called a filter, and once it is installed, it means that the fall is about to begin.

You will gradually become unprincipled, follow what others say, lose the initiative and ability to judge, and even become obscene.The specific performance is that my child is the cutest / my child is the most obedient / my dog ​​will not bite and so on.

But now, Xia Dongli never expected that this Erlang Zhenjun would also be equipped with this filter!

Mi Li has just entered the embarrassing period for dogs. As it begins to change its fur, strips, and teeth, the appearance of the dog has also plummeted.

The original coat color of the rice grains is dark yellow. After gaining weight, the whole dog looks like a piece of chicken cake. Once kneaded, it becomes soft and wavy, and even has to shake its short legs. It is very cute.

But now its hair is mixed with white and yellow. It is polite to say that it is mixed, but it is actually growing wildly.The newly grown hairs are shorter and harder than lanugo hairs. When you stroke them, they become hand hairs. They are also very rough, and the hairs are pointed and dull.

Forget about Mao Mao, after all, in summer, most dogs wear short vests at this time, but Mi Li's face is also out of shape due to growth and tooth replacement, which can be said to change every week.

People who looked at Xia Dongli every day didn't think so, but those who glanced at it occasionally would probably wonder if this dog was the same dog as the chicken cake before.

In fact, this is because most of the nutrients a dog ingests during the whipping period are used for bone development, and other places will naturally grow casually. In addition, rice grains have a lot of activity. Although it takes in more nutrients, it consumes less. Quite a lot, the result is that this dog gives people the feeling of malnutrition and uncoordinated proportion.

Just carrying such rice grains, Yang Jian can still say that he looks similar to Xiao Tiangou, how is it similar?Is it the faint white hair on the body or the face that looks so long when the teeth are changing?Or that small waist that looks particularly underdeveloped?

God, you have three eyes. I'm afraid these three eyes have been put on the filter of the idiot master. If you are told that you look like a puppy in the embarrassing period, you will probably cry!

And why does the rice grain look like Xiaotian, and why does it sound like an aunt walking at the entrance of the village? Do you think Mi Li is the cub of Xiaotian Dog?

God, wake up!In our Chinese mythology, there is no setting of boys and girls, and neither can Xiongxiong. Wait, the gods don’t think their rice is a girl, right?

This, this, how should he explain it?Just pick up the rice and show it to others?Isn't this a bit inelegant?Oops!

The desire to complain in Xia Dongli's heart surged wildly, and he shook his lips, feeling so sad that there was no place to vent his full stomach.

As if to save his unbearable emotions, the cold female voice of the translator sounded behind him: "Ah, this puppy has grown so big, time flies so fast."

Hypnos walked out of the courtyard gate, and he rushed to greet Cerberus who came a step behind: "Cerberus, our vacation is coming to an end." He paused, and added: " Mr. Nezha asked me how many dogs I want to apply for when I leave the country, so I think it's better to ask you."

Um?What do you mean by that?

Xia Dongli immediately turned back to look at Nezha, Nezha was very calm, and made a business-like mouth shape, Xia Dongli frowned immediately, and he looked at Cerberus with a hesitant expression, Cerberus Rose's eyes fell on Mi Li, and a dog's face showed a very humane tangled look.

Of course Cerberus wanted to take Mi Li back with him. Mi Li was the cub he rescued. Although he accidentally lost to Rice in the snatching battle, for Cerberus, this little cub Ownership of the still belongs to it.It's just that it shared custody with Rice before, and now that it's going home, of course it wants to take Rice Grain away.

However, it has to take into account the living environment of the cubs.

The owner of the rice once said that the cubs must be exposed to the sun to grow strong, but there is no sunlight in the underworld.

Sunlight is the tentacles of the sun god Apollo, but where the sun shines, Apollo can know what happened there, which is absolutely unbearable for its master Hades.

And for the souls of the underworld, sunlight is a deadly existence.

Once it is irradiated, it will cause burning pain, and even some weak souls will be scattered under the sun.So Hades, the king of the underworld, will drive a carriage to patrol the underworld every once in a while to check whether there are gaps that allow sunlight to penetrate.

Because there is no sunlight, the plant species in the underworld are completely different from those on the ground, and besides the hot lava river, the rivers flowing in the underworld are the Cocutus River, which is formed by the tears of the wicked, and the Agron, which separates life and death. Rivers, these two rivers are full of dead souls and resentment, and the plants watered by them are all highly poisonous, and the animals that grow up on these poisons naturally don't taste so good. (Hey! It’s good to be alive!)

The squeamish cub will definitely not be willing to eat it, after all, it feels that it is not delicious before eating the complicated dishes in the world, let alone the rice grains cooked by the rice owner since childhood.

Cerberus sighed involuntarily, with a melancholy expression on his face. The best place in the underworld is the Elysee Paradise, where kind souls live, but dead souls don’t need to eat, so the daily activities of the people there Just singing and dancing, no farming at all.

What?If the underworld does not breed, where does everyone's food come from?Of course, it is through sacrifices. Lord Pluto is the god of abundance in charge of wealth. People who worship Lord Pluto send a large number of livestock as sacrifices every year, so there is no need to raise these in the underworld.

Cerberus thought about it over and over again, his head hurt from thinking about it, and finally found that he really couldn't raise the cub.

That is to say, Wang is honest, trying to solve everything by himself.

If Rice is faced with this problem, Rice will definitely choose to ask the owner for help as soon as possible - leave the problem that cannot be solved by oneself to the owner, this is the code of conduct for a qualified dog!

As for the master not being able to solve it... Just kidding, how could its master not be able to solve it! ?The host is great!

This is the difference in thinking brought about by the two growth trajectories. Although Dami is very capable now, it was raised by pampering after all. It is its instinct to find a master when it encounters problems that it cannot solve by itself.

And Cerberus grew up struggling on his own since he was a child. Although he has great trust in his master, he has long developed the character of solving problems independently and trying not to cause trouble to his master. It's because I'm afraid that the tricks will be discarded.

Because of the fear of losing, it is not qualified to be willful.

Cerberus lowered his head, looked tenderly at the rice grain with its belly sticking out and its tongue sticking out, and then barked at Hypnos.

"Okay, I see." Hypnos responded loudly, which just covered the voice of the translator, and then he looked at Xia Dongli as if nothing had happened: "Mr. Where is it? As the agent of Lord Hades, I want to meet him, Lord Hades ordered me to bring it a special product of our underworld—pomegranate, and I want to hand it over to him.”

Xia Dongli's expression immediately changed when he heard this, as if I hadn't read Greek mythology?The pomegranate in the underworld is very famous. Who doesn’t know that if you eat something from your family, you can’t leave the underworld. What’s the meaning of giving it away now?Want to lie to their rice?

There was a layer of frost in the eyes of the young man, but there was still a little smile on his face. He said politely: "We appreciate His Majesty Pluto's wishes, but I'm sorry, we don't have Mr. Three-headed Dog's fiancee here." .”

"Ah, I'm sorry," Hypnos blinked, with a three-point apology on his face: "I mean the blind date in Ke Er, you know, we are very conservative in the underworld, and the blind date is about equal to the fiancee .”

You underworld keep a fart!Xia Dongli is about to explode. Your underworld boss once saw a little girl and took her back to make rice and cooked rice. When she saw the little girl’s mother come to save her, she tricked her into eating pomegranate seeds. You are so powerful. Even if you add an affectionate character, it can't cover up the crime, okay?

He didn't dare to let Rice meet this person, the Greek gods didn't have any integrity, what would he do if someone saw Rice and stretched out his hand to grab the dog.

"I remember you said that Ke Er was very picky when you came last time, and you have had many blind dates. I think those ladies would be happy to be Cerberus' fiancée. Our rice is Kerber's friend." Xia Xia Dongli's expression gradually turned fierce, and the words he uttered were also stiff. Although the toughness of translating into Greek through a translator weakened a bit, anyone with ears could hear his displeasure.

Yang Jian frowned slightly, and after analyzing the current situation from Xia Dongli's few words, he let go of the rice grains and stood up.

And as he got up, the aura that belonged to the number one god of war in the heavens emanated. At the same time, he raised his right hand, and an arc of light escaped from his hand and landed on the ground, turning into a thin dog with white hair and lop ears.

The Roaring Dog was obviously experienced in many battles, and it was ready to face the enemy when it was summoned, and then its eyes automatically locked on Cerberus who was standing there.

Don't get me wrong, this is a canine instinct.

Dogs are animals that like to make friends very much. They are quite friendly to many animals, but the prerequisite for making friends is to first determine each other's strength and status.

Those who are stronger than me are called big brothers, and those who are lower than me are called younger brothers. Only those with comparable strength can be friends.

Now the process of the two dogs locking and staring at each other is to compare our strength, from body size, hair thickness, and even expression and eyes. If we can’t judge your strength from our sight, then There was only one fight left.

Although he didn't understand what happened, the Xiaotian dog was still ready to fight. It bared its fangs at Cerberus and made a threatening gesture. Cerberus naturally counterattacked when he was provoked In this posture, the two dogs lowered their bodies and were ready to attack each other at any time.

"Mr. Yang Jian, may I ask why?" Hypnos's smile faded when he saw the sudden sword-ridden scene, and he looked at Yang Jian cautiously.

Yang Jian's expression was very calm, but his words were loud and loud: "Mr. Hypnos's to-do list for submitting the entry application has been completed. If you have no special needs, please leave Huaguo as soon as possible."

"Mr. Yang Jian, if I remember correctly, the application I submitted was for a blind date for our three-headed dog." Hypnos looked at Nezha: "Mr. Nezha is also very clear about this."

Yang Jian looked at him lightly: "I thought that a blind date is just a meeting between the two parties. Now that we have met, the matter will naturally end."

The corner of Hypnos's mouth twitched, "After the blind date, if both parties agree, they will naturally spend a period of time together..."

"Please submit the application through diplomatic channels." Yang Jian interrupted mercilessly: "Then wait patiently for approval."

Hypnos couldn't hold back his smile anymore. He looked at the grinning Roaring Dog, then at Yang Jian with a stern face, and then thought of Yang Jian's behavior towards the puppy before, and suddenly had a guess.

The young man covered his mouth and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Mr. Yang Jian, you must have misunderstood the current situation. This puppy is the adopted son of our Cerberus..."

"Sorry, it has its own father and doesn't need another adoptive father."

"...what father? Do you mean Minos? As far as I know, Minos is not its father."

"Who is Minos?" Yang Jian frowned, "Of course its father is mine..."

"Listen to me first!!!" Seeing that Yang Jian was about to say the sentence of death, Xia Dongli interrupted loudly when he saw that the situation was not good.

He sorted out the confusion that he was so embarrassed that he could pick out Qin Shihuang's mausoleum with his toes, took a breath, and said to the two seriously: "Our rice, we don't engage in blind dates, we only accept free love!"

Everyone: "Huh?"

The author has something to say: Dongli: Of course I don’t blame the rice, it’s just that the charm of the rice is too great.

Dongli: The author of the garbage can't write about Shurachang on me, so he writes about my rice. Is this the fault of rice?No, it's the author's!

Dongli: I really hope that Rice finds a girl and gives birth to a litter of puppies! !

Dongli: Teacher Tutu, you are really unreliable! !

The Jade Rabbit who is making mooncakes: Hajiu——