In my days as a farmer

At this moment, Xia Dongli suddenly realized what it means to be strong as a father. Facing the scorching eyes of the two great gods, he felt that all his fatherly love had turned into courage.

He clenched his fists, determined to cut through the mess quickly, and this matter could not be delayed any longer.

Xia Dongli thought very clearly that their family's rice was just an ordinary dog, with no natural powers or specialties, it would be better for the wife to find a like-minded bitch for a lifetime than to play with fairy love.

Everyone has different life expectancy and life experiences. How do you fall in love, and how will you get along with each other in the future?If Dami really likes Dahuang and San'er, it's fine, at least he can have feelings as a buffer, but now it's obvious that everyone is a good brother.

Friends, just like him and Lao Xu, when you have nothing to do, take out mental garbage, and when you have something to support, go out for a meal together when you think of it, and it’s not good to stay in the wechat group if you don’t think about it.

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, what kind of Shura field is there to play with each other.

The young man raised his brows, pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and saw that he said to Hypnos very calmly: "Dami and Kerr have established a very deep friendship after getting along during this period. They are mature adults, I think they can understand their own feelings, and we don't need too much intervention."

"Besides," he looked at Yang Jian again, with a little apology in his eyes, "Master, Mi Li is an orphan picked up from the mountain by Da Mi and Cerberus, and they are now helping to raise the child together. Da Mi and Kerberus He is a good brother, and so is Xiaotian. At the beginning, I asked Yutu to help Dami find a good match, but I did not make it clear that Yutu misunderstood that Dami is actually a male."

The translator faithfully translated his words, and the scene fell into silence for a moment. Just when Xia Dongli was almost overwhelmed by the embarrassing atmosphere, Nezha suddenly gave a "puchi" smile.

Xia Dongli:? ?

Nezha turned from grinning to hilarious. Looking at his appearance, if he hadn't taken care of the international friends present, he would have laughed to the ground: "Hahahaha!"

Xia Dongli was stunned, and a large question mark quietly appeared on his head, because he found that not only Nezha, but even Yang Jian had a little smile on his face.

What's going on?It seemed that something happened that only he didn't know. In this awkward atmosphere, Xia Dongli couldn't help hugging the rice grain who came to beg for a hug, feeling that in this cruel world, only the fur of a dog can give him warm up.

"Isn't it? You really don't know?" Nezha wiped his tears and said, "I said why you agreed to Yutu so readily at that time. I thought your dog was in a special situation. So you are really have no idea."

"..."

He explained under Xia Dongli's scorching gaze: "Aren't you a book writer? Then you should know that many of you now write books with the assumption that it is the end of the Dharma era? The aura of the world is withered and the gods are sleeping or something. it is true."

"However, like ours, the influence of becoming a god through cultivation is not very great. The main reason is that those gods who rely on mortal beliefs as their main source of strength cannot sustain it. But after the gods fall, their godheads are still there, so some gods have part-time jobs. "Nezha glanced at the young man with a dazed and puzzled expression, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Before, there was a small god who blessed same-sex marriage in the folks and failed to overcome it. On the Jade Rabbit."

"But that rabbit hasn't opened since it got this godhead," Nezha looked at Xia Dongli's expression and couldn't help laughing again, then continued with the accusing eyes of the little mortal: "The jade rabbit itself It is an auspicious beast bred by the lunar star. It didn’t have a godhead before. It used to help the lunar star to make medicine, and then was forced to add a side job of making moon cakes. Who knew that its new godhead was despised by others. The moon cake was also complained about, so I ran down in a fit of anger, and let you meet me."

The corners of Xia Dongli's mouth twitched, feeling that another beautiful childhood memory in his heart had been destroyed, "So Teacher Tutu said to help Rice find a partner or something..."

"It has the godhead, so naturally it can only introduce the same sex to Rice." Nezha said with a smile, "Don't worry, it has the godhead and the blessing of the lunar star, no matter which one your rice likes It can bless the two dogs and He Meimei for a lifetime."

Xia Dongli: ...

So that means that the current chaos is all his problem?Xia Dongli felt that he was not well.

Xia Dongli rubbed the center of his brows, and looked at the other two great gods speechlessly, let alone Hypnos, he knew the gender of the rice from the beginning, and the Greek gods didn't care about gender, but what about Yang Jian?

So what about the reliable Erlang God! ?Why did he promise the Rabbit God to send a dog for a blind date!

Yang Jianyu dodged his eyes under the accusing eyes of the young man: "I've been looking for Yuelao, and I don't like the Xiaotian introduced by Yuelao... As far as I am concerned, it is enough for Xiaotian to like it, and the sex of the partner is not a big problem. , as for the heirs, it doesn't matter."

...Also, if according to what Erlangshen said, Xiao Tiangou may have been single for thousands of years if he has always looked down on his blind date. As long as it is willing to find a company, thank God.

With perfect logic, Xia Dongli, who is also a dog father, has nothing to say.

All right, Xia Dongli doesn't know what to say about this, he can only say that it's a pity that the two blind dates failed.

Xia Dongli talked with Cerberus again, and with the help of the translator, the three-headed dog firmly expressed the pure brotherhood between himself and Rice, huh?What?Brother can also take away?

Don't be kidding, brothers in their Greek pantheon are used to cheat, and the most ruthless ones are mostly brothers and sisters. Of course, wives are not much better.

Cerberus has enough blood brothers, and only one of them can be said to be compatible.It wants to take rice grains away rather than bring rice home.

However, considering the physical and mental health of the cub, he plans to continue fostering Mi Li with Xia Dongli, and then apply to visit Mi Li when he is on vacation.

Hypnos, who had no chance to intervene because of Xia Dongli's one-on-one communication posture, curled his lips, a little dissatisfied with the honesty of the dog at home.

Hypnos is a firm believer in getting along, and believes that feelings can be communicated by getting along. It is simply not long enough to have no feelings now. If you take the dog back and live with him for 800, [-] years, you will naturally have feelings.

There are many examples around him, but because the three-headed dog made a clear statement, he had no choice but to give up the dog-abduction plan, and took Cerberus, who failed in the blind date, to leave Xiaojin Village through a special passage.

As soon as the two Greek gods left, Xia Dongli felt relieved. He asked Nezha to release the rice, and then apologized to Yang Jian again.

"You don't have to, Brother Xia." Yang Jian's apologetic attitude towards Xia Dongli was very generous. He even smiled, and his eyes sparkled even more when he saw the two dogs sniffing each other and playing together. Meaning: "Although it is a pity not to be a Qin and Jin Dynasty, it is also a great blessing for Xiaotian to make friends."

Xia Dongli felt the same way. Seeing the gentle eyes of this great god, he quickly seized the opportunity and took out the small book and handed it to Yang Jian. Although Yang Jian was a little surprised, he was so generous that he signed him, and even signed it with him. Xia Dongli said that he left a bit of divine power on his name tab. If Xia Dongli encountered any unsolvable problems, he could tear up the signature, and he felt that he would come to help.

The implication is to send Xia Dongli a summoning BUFF. Xia Dongli was moved by his reliable gods, so when Yang Jian expressed embarrassment and said that he had to leave in a hurry, he wanted to foster Xiao Tiangou in He also agreed without hesitation for a few days here, and after the person turned into a rainbow and fled away, he returned to his senses holding the notebook, and then Xia Dongli's expression became stiff.

Of course, there is no problem in foster care for a few days, but is this "a few days" the time velocity unit of the mortal world or the God Realm?

And strictly speaking, the Roaring Dog is not the pet of the Great God. The Roaring Dog is one of Yang Jian's treasures, it is a living weapon, who would put down his weapon if he has something to do?This is too outrageous.

God!In fact, you don't give up at all! ?You are still coveting the beauty of our rice, right?

He seemed to see an old mother who tried every means to match her son and daughter-in-law, bah, who is the daughter-in-law!

"Don't think too much." Nezha patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "He left Xiaotian and you just keep it. Seriously, Xiaotian must be much more capable than that foreign dog, and Xiaotian Tian can understand Chinese, and it’s more worry-free to raise. If you must be with him, it must be your own dog.”

...It is true.Xia Dongli glanced at the appearance of the Xiaotian dog, and had to say that the appearance of the fine dog is really high, especially the Xiaotian dog is a white long-haired dog, and it looks old and elegant when it runs slowly. Running at high speed is like an arrow from the string, very handsome.

Rice was also very excited to see his little friend whom he hadn't seen for a long time. Even when the owner was still talking, he took the Xiaotian dog to re-inspect the territory.

"Wow!" Now that our territory has expanded, our daily patrols should be more diligent!

Dami, who didn't know that he had just escaped from a Shura field, was in high spirits, and Xiaotiangou was silent as always. It and Dami made a new inspection of the territory, and Xiaotiangou managed to catch a fat vole very easily. Holding it in his mouth, when Rice introduced his extra cubs to it, he was so generous that he gave the vole, which was still kicking, to Mi Li.

The rice grain that received the gift suddenly was shocked, this is the first time it has received a gift!The pup's favorability for this new dog immediately increased by ten percentage points, especially when the new dog actually helped it hold down the vole and let it pounce on it, and immediately moved this dog to the friendly camp .

The Xiaotian dog over there is busy attacking the residents of Xiaotupo, and Xia Dongli here, accompanied by Nezha, is pouring the fountain of inspiration into the small pool.

The Fountain of Inspiration is an apology given to Xia Dongli by his Greek friend Pegasus. Pegasus was originally a Greek Pegasus, and it is said that wherever its hooves step, it will turn into a source of inspiration.For a text creator, this thing is definitely a huge BUFF, but unfortunately, what Pegasus can show to ordinary people Xia Dongli can only be the weakened version.

It doesn't have the effect of increasing the depth of people's brains. It only has the effect of keeping the water source continuous and purifying the water source when placed in spring water. This thing can't be said to be bad, but it was actually a bit tasteless to Xia Dongli before.

One is that he didn’t have a spring, and the other was that he only had [-] mu of land at that time. Even if there was a drought, he could use tap water and water from a small pond to deal with it. It was really unnecessary to build a spring.

It was precisely because of this weak point that Xia Dongli didn't think of it until now when he encountered a problem.

In July, as the point of direct sunlight moves toward the Tropic of Cancer, the scorching sun scorches the land of China. This summer, life in the north and south of China is not easy. When the south is flooded, the north is short of water.

In fact, Xia Dongli was not that sensitive to climate change before becoming a farmer. If he was still in the city, he might prefer sunny days to rainy days throughout the year.

After all, a sunny day is a physical attack, and you can survive with air conditioners and parasols, while a rainy day is a chemical attack. No matter what, you can't avoid being embarrassed and stuffy.In particular, Xia Dongli's hometown is still a city that often suffers from waterlogging and heavy rain. Once it rains, it means traffic jams and various inconveniences.

But after he became a farmer, he changed his temper and remembered clearly the days when it rained and the days when it didn't rain.

If possible, he would like to make a schedule for the weather, so that rainy days and sunny days will come as needed. Of course, it would be better if it can rain every night to water the ground, and the sky will be clear during the day.

In fact, as Assistant Xiao Li said when introducing Xiaojin Village, Xiaojin Village already belongs to the area with a lot of rain in the same latitude in the north. At least they can still have short-term rainfall in the afternoon every day.

Although these rainfalls are not a good thing for plants, at least they have relieved the pressure on plant irrigation in Xiaojin Village. When other villages have begun to dispute over irrigation water sources, Xiaojin Village has maintained harmony.

But this harmony is also precarious. The water volume of the river in Xiaojin Village can be seen to be decreasing day by day. Even the water level of the small pool on the small soil slope, which is said to have a stable water volume, has begun to drop. Now that it has reached their house, ducks dare The degree of entry into the water.

Xia Dongli built a reservoir on the small soil slope, but that pond was mainly used to meet the needs of the composter, and it would be powerless if it was used for irrigation.

Fortunately, Xia Dongli's current crops are only pastures, and the rest of the slopes are full of weeds and flowers, which are quite tenacious, but he has to prepare for the future.

This year he has few crops, and there is no irrigation pressure in summer, but next year the crops will all go to the ground. If the same situation happens next year, he will have to pump water from the small pond.

If he pumped the water, it was equivalent to cutting off the downstream water. If he endured it once or twice downstream, if there were too many times, he might not be able to afford any conflicts. To solve this problem, he had to ensure the water volume of the small pool, so he thought of the fountain of inspiration. That seems like a tasteless role.

"You don't think about it anymore?" Nezha shook the small glass bottle in his hand and asked Xia Dongli: "Didn't you say it's okay this year? Why don't you pour it next year if you really encounter problems? This thing is not The shelf life, what if this year is just a special case.”

"It won't be too late if we meet again next year." Xia Dongli shrugged, thinking about it very much: "Didn't you also say that you are not sure whether this small pool is within the scope of working, and you are not sure about the amount of water. If it falls down If there is no effect, next year I will have to carry out water conservancy projects in advance to store water."

Nezha glanced at him with subtle eyes, feeling that this human being is really big-hearted, he shook his hand: "Then I'm really down."

"Pour it down." Xia Dongli watched with great interest. Although he was not allowed to record film and television materials according to the regulations, he fixed a tape measure in the pool to record the water level. Zha always felt that something was not right.

He pouted, flipped his hands under Xia Dongli's scorching gaze, and the silver-white liquid poured into the small pond quietly.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 5 minutes, there is no movement in the pond.

Xia Dongli tilted his head.

10 minutes, 15 minutes passed, and there was still no change, even the swimming frequency of the hairy fish in the pool did not change, as if they were lonely.

Nezha also tilted his head, a little puzzled: "The thing is definitely not fake, and the way to use it is also correct, why there is no response."

With such an unscientific effect, even if there is no earth shaking, at least some special effect halos should be created.The gringo stuff is too unreliable!

Xia Dongli, an ordinary human race, is very casual. The ancient Greeks created myths and stories earlier, and the imagination of Westerners is relatively lacking... The important items dropped in their myths are really simple, such as the Golden Fleece There are no special buffs such as golden apples, and there are no special buffs like the gems in oriental mythology.

If there are no special effects, there will be no special effects, as long as it is useful.

Xia Dongli, an utilitarian, was very open-minded. He glanced at the time on his phone and asked Nezha: "Master, let's go to the city to buy a big gift pack of snacks now?"

Nezha said very considerately: "You don't have to be so special. You can supply it to me after you buy it. I'm not in a hurry."

Xia Dongli blinked, and said cheerfully that it's okay!After going shopping in the city, he came back just in time to pick up Xun Ao from get off work, so he was on his way!

Nezha: ...I am.

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