In my days as a farmer

"Brother Xia," the handsome man in a white suit smiled at him, "Brother Yu is here to bother you again."

The man is polite and polite, his eyebrows are picturesque, gentle and refined, and he is one of the helmsmen of the Huaguo male god group.

The young man in a black suit opposite him was not to be outdone, he blinked his curly eyelashes unique to Westerners, and looked straight at him with his gentle and affectionate caramel eyes: "Hey, Mr. Xia, we met again, you have a good time ?"

The fly in the ointment is that the above sentence came from the translator in Nezha's hand, and Xia Dongli still couldn't understand a word he said.

And Nezha himself, who was holding the translator, raised his hand at Xia Dongli very perfunctorily: "Here I am again."

The corner of Xia Dongli's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly used the movement of pushing the mirror frame to cover up his emotions, then quickly stopped to take out the keys, and opened the door for several great gods.

Seeing these two people get together, Xia Dongli felt somewhat guilty.

These two parties are the blind dates introduced by Mr. Tutu to Dami, and the blind dates have not been successful, that is to say, they are the kind that make people go for nothing. I'm a little embarrassed.

And when the former blind date and the current partner meet, there is always a feeling that Rice is a scumbag.

Bah, bah, bah, their rice didn't do anything, one treats people as brothers, the other treats people as younger brothers, rice and other dogs are pure brotherhood

He wondered in his heart why these two came, Hypnos must have come to pick up Saner... Ah no, Cerberus, but what did Yang Jian do here?

Xia Dongli carefully rummaged through his memory, and then a drop of cold sweat dripped down his back, okay, okay, it seems that the great god said before he left last time that he would be responsible, etc., wait!It seems that their misunderstanding has not been solved last time!

The Great God would not think that Rice is the prospective daughter-in-law of their Xiaotiangou, would he explode when he sees Cerberus?

A big word "Danger" flew over Xia Dongli's head, and he felt his hands and feet were stiff, only his heartbeat and blood flow were fast, followed by the dizziness of rising blood pressure.

No, Xia Dongli, please be sober, Dami obviously didn't do anything, Dami, Rhubarb and San'er are all innocent, they are just making friends!

Moreover, God Erlang should be a very reasonable god. The situation was urgent at that time, and it should be possible to explain this oolong well.

But the premise is that Hypnos is not there. After all, the shame of making a fool of yourself in front of outsiders is completely different from making a fool of yourself in private, so the top priority is to get rid of Hypnos first.

Calm down, Xia Dongli, it's time to test your ability to perform on the spot!

Xia Dongli gritted his teeth, and one of his subordinates forcibly twisted the key of the courtyard door into it, "Ah!"

The young man let out a sigh, then he held up the broken key, and looked at the guests with surprise and embarrassment on his face: "Uh, well, I'm sorry, the door doesn't seem to be open, if you don't mind, please go to the car Sit down, let's go outside..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Yang Jian said, "Excuse me," and then looked at the copper lock that Xia Dongli's family had guarded the courtyard gate for many days without credit or hard work.

The copper lock shattered under the gaze of Erlang God, probably due to the fact that he had received supernatural powers in the mortal world. There were no unscientific special effects in this scene, and the copper lock was dead without dignity.

Brass lock: QWQ

Xia Dongli: TWT

Yang Jian said to Xia Dongli very sincerely: "Brother Xia, mortal locks are prone to failure. If you don't mind, there are black iron locks forged from fine iron in the lower mansion, which can hold back the power of a mountain. Brother Yu will bring them next time. "

... What is the power of a mountain?Is it the kind of lock that can't be broken even if a mountain is pressed down?No, there's no need, their house is just an ordinary house, and the defense facilities don't need to reach this level!

The smile on the corner of Xia Dongli's mouth was a little stiff. He smiled awkwardly, stepped forward to pull the latch to open the courtyard door, and gestured an invitation to everyone. Then he quietly tugged at the corner of Nezha's clothes who fell at the back: " Great God! How did you meet together?"

"Huh?" Nezha sighed, and replied in a low voice, "I don't know about that guy Yang Jian, but the Greek guys are here to pick up the dog because their stay period is up and they're going back."

Sure enough, he was here to pick up the dog. Xia Dongli's eyebrows were knotted a little, and his eyes lit up when he saw the translator in Nezha's hand: "Master, can your translator adjust the receiver?"

"Yes, yes," Nezha gave him a weird look, "but who are you going to exclude?"

...Damn it, yes, it's too impolite for everyone to be chatting and then exclude people alone. Without a good reason, it is obvious that they are trying to deceive people, so they can only think of another way.

Xia Dongli gritted his teeth, and gestured at Nezha: "Master, the rice will be back soon, can you stop the rice for me?"

"Huh?" Nezha raised his eyebrows: "You let me..."

"Snack gift pack! Ten sets!" Xia Dongli raised his hands at him, Nezha frowned, and his expression changed: "Ten sets..."

"Plus the Calbee gift bag! God, please help me!"

"Wouldn't it be embarrassing if my uncle begged me so kindly..."

"Plus tickets to Shanghai Disneyland!" Xia Dongli gritted his teeth and offered a heavy reward: "Two tickets!"

"..."

"Stay in a Disney hotel, two days and one night package!"

"Okay, okay." The young boy looked reluctant, he touched his nose to hide the smile at the corner of his mouth: "Just stop the rice, right?"

"That's right, that's right!" Xia Dongli nodded his head, and he bowed to Nezha: "Please God."

"Okay, let's see mine." Nezha narrowed his eyes, and his figure froze. After a while, a boy who was exactly like him was separated out. The boy looked exactly like Nezha, and he compared them with " "Don't worry" gesture, it turned into an arc of light and fled towards Baiyun Mountain.

Xia Dongli took out the ticket from his wallet, and reluctantly handed it to Nezha: "It's the tickets for August 25 and 26. You have to report my name to check in at the hotel."

Damn, this is what he used to go on a date with Xiaoyu on the Qixi Festival, and now it can only be used to save the Shura field, the Disney Hotel is very difficult to book, he has been swiping for a long time, now I don’t know if I can grab it .

Nezha glanced at the screenshot of the hotel reservation page sent by Xia Dongli, and his expression suddenly became a little weird: "You go out on Qixi Festival...book a twin room."

"The website I ordered doesn't have a big bed room!" Xia Dongli was a little furious, "And isn't this just convenient for you?"

"That's true." Nezha twitched his fingers and put the bills into the storage treasure. He held the translator with his hands behind his back, and he was in a very good mood: "Let's go in, don't let these two guys be alone together for too long. "

What's wrong?These two have a personal grudge?

As if seeing the meaning in Xia Dongli's expression, Nezha sighed: "Old old man vs. smiling tiger, the two of you had been chatting awkwardly for an hour before you came, and I heard them both analyze the world situation , and it’s all in official language, I almost fell asleep listening to it.”

Xia Dongli looked down at the translator in Nezha's hand, meaning: Without the translator, the two of them wouldn't be able to chat.

"Then you underestimate them." Nezha snorted, and as soon as the bewildered Xia Dongli entered, he saw two great gods holding a blackbird and gesticulating under the flower stand.

Yang Jian: "Although this bird looks simple, it is good at learning tongues. A certain friend spent a lot of time teaching this bird to recite scriptures. It was quite interesting to show it at a party."

Hypnos nodded, seeming to agree, but Xia Dongli heard a mechanical female voice from the translator in Nezha's hand: "This bird is more beautiful than Apollo's blackened bird. Somehow, Apollo can't do anything but talk about people, and he's ugly. I don't know if he can be fed in Hades, if he can, I'll take him there to show off at the next party."

Yang Jian: "Sleeping Lord's words also have some truth. This thing is just for fun. If you tease it a lot, it's really easy to divert your interest. It's better to raise some practical ones. For example, a puppy at home is very capable for housekeeping and hunting."

Xia Dongli: ...

What the two of you said was not the same thing at all, and you even vaguely dissed each other, how did you end up chatting?

Oh, just relying on the other party not understanding, right?

As soon as Xia Dongli approached the two of them, he shut up one after another. Seeing Xia Dongli's eyes looking at the blackbird pinched by them, Hypnos said with a smile: "Mr. Xia, your birds are so enthusiastic. They flew over when they saw us."

Xia Dongli: ...

enthusiasm?

Seeing his gaze shifted, the two blackbirds quickly uttered "chirp chirping".When birds are in fear, they will occasionally make baby bird calls to try to arouse the compassion of the enemy, but this sound actually comes from the mouths of these two domineering father and mother birds, which shows what happened to them.

According to what he knew about his own bird, these two must have wanted to attack others, but he didn't expect to be caught when they encountered a hard stubble and overturned the car.But can this be said?Of course not.

Xia Dongli thought for a while, pointed to the wisteria flower stand, and said: "These two birds are playful, but the chicks in the nest are afraid of the cold. Please bother you to drive these pair of idle adults back."

Yang Jian frowned, looked at the immobile bird standing in his palm, and threw it into the air with a wave of his hand, with some disapproval in his tone: "As a parent, you have no support, it's too irresponsible. gone."

"Indeed." Hypnos also smiled and raised his hand to touch the bird's tail: "Irresponsible birds do not deserve to have the symbol of the night, so I will punish you to become assholes..."

"Great God!!" Xia Dongli stepped forward and pinched the trembling blackbird in Hypnos's hand, trying his best to save the image of the blackbird in Huaguo. It's good to have black hair, if he suddenly changed it The color of the blackbird's fur, it is estimated that ornithologists across the country will go crazy: "The bird is fine, and the weather is not very cold, let's give them another chance!"

"Well... Now that I'm a parent..."

"Great God!" Xia Dongli said with a serious expression, "These two are also parents for the first time, and they are still children!"

The child's attack is obviously effective at home and abroad. Hypnos shook his hand, Xia Dongli quickly seized the opportunity to pinch the blackbird and threw it out. The two blackbirds flapped their wings and hid in the small nest of the wisteria trellis curled up into a ball.I don't even know how they did it. The three chicks who were waiting to be fed and chirping when they saw their parents also lost their voices, and the whole family was as quiet as chickens.

Xia Dongli glanced at them enviously, he also wanted to be as quiet as a chicken, but the two great gods were still looking at him, Xia Dongli pulled out a smile and wanted to keep the battlefield away from his beloved small courtyard, otherwise he might Something like a small animal changing color and deforming will happen again.

Compared with their oriental gods, these Greek gods are really unreasonable.

"You two go into the room first, I'll turn on the air conditioner."

Xia Dongli's house was decorated with triple-layer glass, and as long as the door was closed, the movement outside could not be heard clearly.At that time, as soon as San'er came back, he would pull Hypnos out and stuff the dogs to him, and get rid of one first.

As for Erlang God, he is his own god after all, so he should be easy to talk to.

Xia Dongli's abacus was rattling, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. He was just about to close the door when he heard bleating outside the house. As soon as the sound came, the two great gods stopped.

"Huh? Mr. Xia, do you have a flock of sheep?" Hypnos tilted his head slightly as if thinking: "I remember, you only raised a goat before..."

Xia Dongli: "Uh... yes, I raised some sheep later."

"Ah, speaking of it this way, I haven't seen Cerberus either..."

Xia Dongli, who let the hell three-headed dog participate in the sheep-herding activities, quietly dripped a drop of sweat from behind, and he answered without hesitation: "Yes, Cerberus has helped me a lot, he is really a very capable dog. Dog! Seeing from his serious and responsible attitude, I can imagine how solid and majestic the gate of hell it guards is.”

Hypnos' expression gradually relaxed under Xia Dongli's rainbow fart, and he smiled slightly: "Yes, Cerberus is indeed a very responsible gate guard, by the way...then it and..."

"Ah! I'm going to open a door for them." Xia Dongli interrupted his unfinished words loudly, and the young man ran to open the door with the wind under his feet. The little black faces of the sheepfold.

He shook his head left and right, he was relieved after confirming that he didn't see his beloved rice, so he called San'er from afar: "Cerberus, come back first."

The yellow-haired Pamenick didn't respond. Xia Dongli was stunned for a moment, and immediately changed his name: "San'er, you're back—"

Hearing the words, the big yellow-haired dog turned his head and glanced at Xia Dongli, then at the sheepfold, and finally straightened up and walked slowly towards the small brick house. Compared with the calm and elegant appearance of the adult dog, Mi Li's reaction But it's much more intense.

The pup, which had grown to half an arm's length, was still bouncing behind the sheep and doing Schrödinger's driving movements. When he heard Xia Dongli's voice, he didn't care whether he was calling him or not, and immediately ran away.While running, he stuck out his tongue: "Woooooooooooo!"

The owner is calling Wang, there must be something delicious! =M=

As for whether it is called Wang, what does it matter, those who see it have a share~

Xia Dongli was taken aback, looking at the rice grains rushing towards him, he always felt that something was wrong, but before he figured out what was wrong, he saw a figure flash in front of him, and the speeding puppy "baji" bumped into it. onto one long leg.

It was stunned, but it didn't feel any pain. The moment it was hit, the man stretched out his hand to defuse its impact.

Mi Li felt that she was being gently hugged, and a big warm hand landed on his head. Mi Li was taken aback, and her short tail shook involuntarily, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ Mo Wang, so comfortable~

Yang Jian watched the milk dog gradually soften into a ball by rua, pondered for a while, and boasted kindly in his eyes: "It really looks like Xiaotian when he was a child."

Xia Dongli:? ! ?you're lying! ! !