Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Er stopped my hand and cursed with a black face: "Stay away from me."

Let's not be stubborn with him,? Go back to the room obediently,? Sitting at the table and thinking about things.

The door rang,? He came in, and seemed to say something to me,? I didn't hear clearly,? Looking back at him: "Huh?"

He came over with a hand towel, and lifted my chin to help me wipe my face: "Ah, you bastard, I said that your face was dirty, and you didn't respond after talking for a long time."

I tilted my face up and taught him to wipe it obediently, staring blankly at the two bumps on his cheeks that were blown red by the wind.

He met my eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

I said, "Nothing,? You seem to be dark again."

He flicked the towel into the basin: "You are the only one, idiot!"

At night, I heard this guy laying down next to him and fell into a deep sleep. I secretly lit the oil lamp, and looked at the redness and swelling on his shoulders through the dim light, and then pulled his hand over to look carefully at the scratches on his shoulders. blood bubbles.

Looking at it, the eye circles became a little hot, and I couldn't help but twitched my face again.

Ximen Qing, oh Ximen Qing, you think you are smart, but you are still wrong about some things.

The life of this guy is far less comfortable than I thought.

He is a single-minded person. When he is in trouble, if others give him a favor, he will return it very well.

Master Shi En took advantage of this, gave him some benefits, taught him to do this and that, secretly took advantage of him, and even gained a reputation for righteousness.

Now that there is an extra one, I want to eat? Wu Er can only take care of my mouth if he works harder for the two of them.

Early the next morning, I got up earlier than him, cooked some porridge and heated up a piece of cake.

The two sat at the same table to eat. He looked at the piece of cake in my hand, then at his own, and stuffed the whole piece of cake into my hand: "I have something to eat in the camp, this is for you." you."

I pretended I didn't know anything about Wotou, finished the pancakes with rice porridge, put his two old clothes in the basin and was about to go out to wash them, when he grabbed them and said, "Did I teach you to wash them?"

I said, "I'll eat your food, drink your food, live in your room, and if I don't help you with some work, won't you throw me out tomorrow?

He said fiercely: "I said I'm going to blow you up? I can wash my clothes by myself, so it's not your turn."

As soon as he finished speaking, he walked out the door, and I chased him out and asked, "Hey, what are you having for dinner?"

"Eat whatever you want." As soon as he finished speaking, he strode away.

Whatever you want to eat, you have to eat something good.

When it got warmer in the morning, I put on the prison uniform, tied it with a belt, and went to Jiang Menshen's shop again.

That guy didn't lie at the door today, he was holding a swatter to beat the flies crawling on the jerky. When he saw me coming, he stabbed into the room without saying a word, and told me to grab it back by the collar and put my hand on him. Stretched in front of him: "Why are you running? Give me money!"

Jiang Menshen stomped his feet: "I said you are really endless?"

I said: "Where are you talking so much nonsense? Didn't you say yesterday that I will come today? You haven't prepared the money in advance? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry, I'm very busy, and I have to go back to cook .”

Jiang Menshen said: "I say you duck... I say you, even if I offended you by saying something wrong before, you beat me here and smashed me, and you still come here every day to ask me for money , this is really a bit of a bully."

I smiled and looked at him: "Hey, will you have a soft word with me now? It's late, I just fell in love with you, sir. If I don't come to beat you every day, I won't feel well. If I don't come to ask for something every day." I don’t feel comfortable with money, give it to me, or you won’t be able to stop today, kid.”

Jiang Menshen rolled his eyes: "Oh, if you say this, we have to talk about it. I really think I'm afraid of you?"

"Yo, it seems that you are not afraid? Come on, let's practice."

Jiang Menshen is really not a coward, he got up from the ground and started to take off his clothes, and put his arms out of his posture.

He took off me too? He took off the old padded jacket on his body three times and threw it on the ground: "Come on, let's fight!"

As soon as the snow-white flesh of the senior official shines, he sees the little girl from Jiang Menshen's family cover her mouth and let out an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" My son's saliva dripped to the corner of his mouth.

We stretched our waists and continued to show off those eight-pack abs. Those little girls screamed, their legs were weak and their feet were sore, and their faces were full of silly smiles, and they couldn't stand up.

There is no need to compete, just compete immediately.

Jiang Menshen shook his belly full of fat and scolded angrily: "Look at you old man, you look so coquettish!"

Continue to put on a pose and wink at his wife: "I am here because I am a show, no one will bury you if you are a show. Come on, come on, fat man, hit you!"

Jiang Menshen was so angry that he let out a strange cry of "Wow", and waved his big fist to kill me.

Seeing that the others were still half a meter away, suddenly a stone was hit under his feet, and he knelt on the ground and cried out: "Ah, my mother."

Wu Er appeared out of nowhere, and threw that old padded jacket at the top of my head: "Let's fight, why are you taking off your clothes?"

I put the padded jacket back on my body and said back: "If you fight, you don't take off your clothes, so why don't you take off your pants?"

Wu Er glared at me, lifted Menshen Jiang from the ground, and pinched his face until the corners of his mouth protruded: "Did Er Master tell you to keep away from this kid when you see him?"

Jiang Menshen's face was pinched like a strange bird, and he stammered, "Second Lord? You don't know, this kid comes to the door every day to find trouble. He beat me up yesterday and asked for money. I can bear it." Get angry with him, today he not only asks for money, but also strips naked to seduce my wife? I can bear that?"

Wu Song's face darkened.

I let out a sigh, folded my arms and shook my legs and looked up to the sky.

Wu Song said: "He asks you for money, so why don't you just send it to him? And teach him to come every day? Doesn't running around waste time?"

"Swallow" Why can't I hold back and laugh out loud?

Wu Song coughed dryly again: "You delayed this kid from cooking for me on time."

Jiang Menshen was about to cry: "Second Master Wu, I admire you as a hero. I listen to what you say, but you have to think about it for me. Mr. Shi is my uncle, and he supports me here run a business.

The boy before me ruined my situation as soon as he arrived, because I was looking at you and my cousin, I didn't tell my uncle about it, and spent money to make up for the shortfall.

As a result, this kid still came to ask me for money every day.

Second master, you are also a person on the road.You said that I was entrusted to pump water to manage the ground, and let him be bullied like this every day with a little boy, will I still be a fool in the future? "

Hearing that Mr. Shi was brought out, Wu Song lowered his eyes and turned to me and asked, "Where did this guy hit you just now?"

I understood immediately, and shouted out of conscience: "He just scared me, I'm so stupid, and he talked to me so loudly, it almost scared me to faint!"

"I told you to scare him!"

Wu Song punched Jiang Menshen hard in the face.

Jiang Menshen's face was just a little bit better, and he punched it from a three-dimensional to a flat surface. He covered his face with nosebleeds and rolled on the ground, crying: "Fucking father quit, I really quit! Shi The old man taught me to do it, and it was agreed that I would teach me to take care of head pumping and collect money. Who can bear to be beaten every day by his mother?

I'm leaving today, damn it, I'm not here anymore!Mr. Shi, he can teach whoever he likes to take care of this happy forest!I'm not here to live and die!woo woo woo..."

People all over the street poked their necks to watch Jiang Menshen's excitement, and then looked at Wu Song with awe.

I followed Wu Er to go home, especially if I pretended to be a tiger, I became a little light-headed before I knew it.

When I got home, I was about to run to the kitchen when the man pulled me back and pressed my hand against the door: "Ximen Qing, what's the trouble?"

Looked at him and blinked: "No, it's nothing."

"You know Jiang Menshen was invited by Mr. Shi to manage the camp, but you still go to his door every day to find trouble? What do you mean?"

I said, "It doesn't mean anything, it's just that he called me a duck, and I couldn't be more angry."

"Didn't you say you sold yourself? Are you blaming others?"

I bowed my head and didn't speak.

He shoved my forehead with his hand: "Is it something you can do to fight? The one with thin arms and thin legs is discounted, and I have to spend money to treat you. Can you calm down a bit in the future?" ?”

I was annoyed: "Wu Er, talk as you say, why are you hitting me on the head? Anyway, I'm three years older than you, and you just bully me!"

He snorted and ignored me, and I covered my head and pretended to be dizzy: "No, no, I'm dizzy. I was dizzy after a fight with someone just now. You still push my head? I'm done, I'm going to faint Well, I'll be in this dizziness for another few months."

I was trying to scare him, but I didn't expect this guy to be serious. He came to support me, and shook my chin back and forth: "Oh, Ximen Qing, are you okay? What's wrong with you?"

I bit on his finger, he was stunned, and his body visibly shook, and I was also stunned, just biting his finger and staring at him blankly.

It was obvious that the ears of the divine beast were red, and he said, "Why are you biting me? I belong to a dog?"

Breathing the good smell on his body, her heartbeat suddenly went off the rails, she grasped his hand, opened her mouth and said, "Erlang, I'm actually... ah!"

With a sound of "bang", my head was hit hard by the door panel, and I covered my head and yelled.

The door opened, and Shi En walked in: "Brother Erlang, are you at home? Yo, what's the matter?"

I let go of Wu Er's hand and stood aside.

Wu Song coughed dryly and said, "Brother is here, Master Shi is here too, please come in and sit down."

Looking back, I saw a skinny old man walking in with Shi En, cupped his hands at Wu Song, and said arrogantly: "You are welcome." Then he swept his eyes at me: "This is..."

Wu Song said: "This is my friend, let him stay here for a while."

The old man squinted his eyes and looked at me with a somewhat unfriendly expression: "Well, I heard from my son that this young gentleman is here to do... that kind of business?"

I made a haha: "Is there a guest at home? Please come inside, I'll go and make some tea."

Shi En's father raised his hand: "No need, I came today to ask you a few words."

I smiled and arched my hands: "Dare to ask Mr. Guan Ying what you want to ask me?"

Old Master Shi sneered: "I heard that you were going to do skin and meat business in my happy forest. I taught my nephew to drive him away. He offended you because of it. Is there such a thing?"

Wu Song answered: "Lord Guan Ying, your nephew spoke ill of my friend, but my friend was angry and argued with him twice. The beatings he received were all caused by me and have nothing to do with my friend."

The old man raised his hand to stop his words, and continued to look at me: "This young gentleman seems to be a person who has seen the world, but he knows not to deceive others too much. My nephew offended you. You and Wudu head You went to my store and beat you, and you beat me, and my son and I never felt sorry for you, but you kept going to his door to find trouble, isn't it right?"

I smiled and said, "It's not right, but I did it on purpose."

Mr. Shi frowned, obviously annoyed me.

Shi En said angrily: "Hey, I didn't make things difficult for you because I was looking at Brother Erlang's face, but now you dare to talk like that in front of my father? Who gave you the courage?"

Wu Song heard his bad words and stood next to me calmly. Although he didn't say anything, his attitude and position were already obvious.

I bowed my hands to the old man: "Master Guanying, teach the younger one to finish his speech. The reason why the younger one keeps coming to the house to make trouble is because it seems that this Jiang is not a material for business at all.

You can see that he is a relative who intends to praise him, but he only cares about teaching his own women to sell flesh and blood in that store, and takes away the money from the bottom, but he makes a good hotel business unprofitable.Such a character, I went to trouble with him, but it was not worth doing for you! "

As soon as the words came out, Mr. Shi's face turned dark again.

Shi En snorted coldly and said: "Today, I will explain my words to you. Because Brother Erlang is a hero, my father and I value him. As for you, in my eyes, I don't care at all. nothing.

It's not up to you to say how our family's business is done, and it's not up to you to pick and choose our relatives. Where did you come from? If you dare to appear in Mengzhou City in the future, I will definitely not forgive you you. "

Hearing what he said, I fell silent.

Wu Song glanced at Shi En, turned around and dragged me into the room: "I'll take you back to Qinghe now."

Shi En chased after him and said: "Brother Erlang, I just chased him away, don't worry about it!"

Wu Song ignored him at all, entered the door, opened a big box in the corner, took out my luggage, put a big bag on his shoulders, and dragged me out of the door.

Stepping out of the door, Mr. Shi suddenly said: "Head Wudu, you are guilty of a crime, dare to leave Mengzhou privately?"

Wu Song stopped, but didn't look back: "Send my friend back, and I will come back to accept the crime?"

Old Master Shi coughed dryly: "Wudutou, since you entered Mengzhou, you know how the old man treats you.

Your friend keeps causing trouble in front of my door, so you just let him go?Isn't this unreasonable? "

Wu Song sneered: "Master Shi, when I came to Mengzhou, the prisoners in the camp often made troubles. There were always those who had committed murders and were highly skilled in martial arts. Even the sergeants guarding the prison camp were killed a lot.

I, Wu Song, have come and beat all those people into obedience. Now they are willing to go to the mountains to quarry rocks, and to go to the mines to dig wells. All the money they earn is devoted to you, my lord. "

Shi Guanying immediately stopped talking, and Shi En called out: "Brother Erlang, my father didn't mean that..."

Wu Songdao: "I, Wu Er, keep my word. If I say that I want to send him back safely and come back to face the crime, then I will definitely not break my promise. If Guan Ying is worried, just ask someone to stop him. However, you should also know how well they can do it." Can't stop me!"