Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

As soon as I went out, people from half a street immediately came to see me.

I turned my collar up to cover most of my face, and went to a tea stand with my sleeves to stop passers-by from asking. When the man saw the word on my back, he immediately whipped his horse whip: "Where did you come from?" The thief who deserves the king? Who will deliver the message for you? Why don't you get out of here?"

I was also annoyed, and I yelled at the man: "Which thief and prisoner have you seen who looks as decent as I am? Blind your dog eyes."

The man fled all the way forward and turned around and scolded me: "The prisoner who steals women is all decent-looking,? That's a thief too!"

"I'll fuck you!" He chased after him and threw a stone at the man's back. He covered his head and ran away.

After watching for a while, no one who passed by was willing to deliver a message for me.

At this time, the high-ranking official finally understood what suffering in the world is. He turned off the system and said, "Hey, help me find a way,? It's not right to keep teaching this bastard to trap me."

After a long time,? Then I heard that bitch yawning: "Didn't you say you wanted to serve with him when you came here? Why did you change your mind now?"

I was annoyed: "At that time, I only thought that he would be fooled here, but I didn't expect to be fooled when I came here. I figured it out,? This guy is a plague god, I won't play with him anymore,? I want to go home , I’m going to find my wives.”

The system snorted and laughed: "Hey, I'm afraid it's too late now,? How do you go back with no money and no guide?"

"...Then you click on the armory, and I will find something to sell, and there will always be a way."

"You have to think about this matter carefully. All of our things are good goods,? You are wearing this dress and selling it in private. It is a death penalty for people to catch it."

"..."

Why is the road blocked all of a sudden?

After thinking for a while, I stomped my foot and walked towards Happy Forest.

Jiang Menshen was sitting at the door basking in the sun with his swollen head wrapped around his head. When he saw me passing by from a long distance, he lowered his head and wanted to hide in the house. When he arrived at the door, he didn't see Wu Er following me, and leaned over with his arms slanted: "Hey, boy, I'm here again for a fight."

I said: "I'm not looking for beatings, I'm looking for money. You beat me yesterday and you have to pay for it."

Jiang Menshen rolled up his sleeves when he came up: "Hey, did you get beaten enough yesterday?"

I also sneered and rolled up my sleeves: "You're right, I just haven't had enough beatings, I haven't smashed enough things, come on, keep beating."

Jiang Menshen's face paled, and he put down his sleeves again: "Come on, you are pitiful, don't do anything. If you want to sell yourself, just sell yourself. I see that my cousin won't pay for it. Go, go, hurry up!" Get out, I don't want to see you duck."

I raised my hand and punched him in the face: "Who do you call a duck? I beat your ancestor."

Jiang Menshen fell to the ground and yelled: "Boy, you are going to die!"

I rode on him and beat him from side to side: "You're right, I just want to die. If I don't want to die, can I live a good life but come to Mengzhou? I'm very depressed and anxious now. I want to find someone to fight with."

Jiang Menshen's group of people surrounded him? No one dared to come up to help, presumably they were all scared by Wu Er yesterday.

Jiang Menshen's body and bones obviously couldn't withstand my fists and feet, and he held his head and said: "Forget it, I'm afraid of you, I'm talking about you, give this kid a few copper coins, and tell him to go!"

Yesterday, a woman who wanted to win my business came out, threw a few copper coins on the ground, and spat at Jiang Menshen: "Usually you look like a man, but you taught a duck to bully you like this!" , I really teach my old lady to look down on you."

How much money is how much money, just accept it when you see it.

Bending down to pick up the copper plates and put them in his arms, he heard Jiang Menshen get up from the ground and say to his wife: "I'm not afraid of him, it's because he's a powerful man, our uncle has to give him face..."

I became angry immediately, and rushed back to grab him again: "Who is my man? You fucking tell me clearly, which one is my man?"

Jiang Menshen held his head and ran into the room.

I spat at the door of his hotel: "Wait for me, you kid. I'll come to ask you for money tomorrow after all the money is spent. If you don't give it, I'll call you!"

Under the admiring eyes of the rascals, the high official tugged at the collar of the prison uniform on his body, and walked back cursing.

The system giggled again: "Ximen Qing, you are becoming more and more like a rascal now."

I got angry: "Even if I'm a rascal, I was forced by that bastard Jiao Wu Er. I have to buy a dress first to replace this ragged prison uniform. I walk around in this thing, it's really fucking bad luck."

In the past, high-ranking officials had to buy clothes from the shops with the best workmanship and the best craftsmen. Now, seeing such shops, they dare not even enter the door. They searched left and right and found a very inconspicuous tailor booth in the corner. I called the shopkeeper to make a cotton coat for me.

There were two old ladies sitting next to them, chatting gossip while holding the soles of their shoes.

One said: "The prison camp has been silent for the past few days? I haven't seen many people."

Another said: "The head of the prison taught me to throw stones up the mountain. I left before dawn and came back at night."

"Oh, that job is very hard, yesterday I heard that the people who moved the rocks up the mountain insisted on killing several people.

Just wrap it in a straw mat and throw it into the ditch, and no one will know if the beast is in its mouth. "

My heart suddenly tightened, and I subconsciously looked towards the two old ladies.

The tailor came over to measure me, and I pushed his hand: "That... I won't measure for now, I'll do it another day."

He snatched back the few copper coins in his hand and ran back.

The pot was covered with half a bowl of broth, and two white flour pancakes were placed beside it.

After searching around, I found a rice dumpling on the beam of the house, which contained two or three black corn buns, one of which was still unfinished, with a row of teeth marks on it, which looked like a divine beast.

Feeling a little nervous, I put those cornbreads away as they were.

After coming down to finish eating the noodle cakes in broth, he lay down on the kang for a while, but finally couldn't fall asleep, so he sat up and slapped his face, then went for a walk on the street again.

In the evening, I bought a catty of rough noodles from the small shop at the door, took a piece of fat on the meat table while no one was watching, went to the vegetable garden by the roadside, stole a handful of shallots and hid them in my arms. Run around the house.

Walking to the door, I heard someone talking inside.

"I gave this house to my elder brother before, and my elder brother didn't like to live here, so why did he suddenly want to move here now? I have to go to the camp every day to take care of him, and it's so troublesome to run back and forth."

Wu Song said: "There are too many people in the camp, and there is a panic."

Shi En smiled flatteringly again: "Brother Erlang, you really don't need to do the work in the camp. You just need to teach me how to practice sticks every day. It's so boring to have to follow those people to the mountains to smash rocks."

Wu Song said: "I can do that job, and I don't feel tired."

"Brother Erlang, you..."

Erlang brother, Erlang brother, you bloody bitch!Is this your name?

I "Tong" kicked the door open, leaned on the door frame, beat my shoulders and yelled, "Ah, I'm almost exhausted after wandering around for a whole day. Wu Er, I said, can you sleep without snoring?" I didn’t sleep well all night, my young master, and I had to go out to buy food for you during the day, and I was about to die of exhaustion.”

The two men in the yard looked back at me, the corners of their mouths twitching at the same time.

Only then did I see Shi En: "Hey, is there a guest? Sorry, I just bought noodles for two people." He walked towards the kitchen with the noodles, and kicked the broom on the ground.

Wu Er was annoyed: "You can't walk well? Who can teach you to kick and beat?"

I ignored him, and put a small piece of pig fat I stole from a butcher shop on the chopping board and chopped it hard.

Shi En said, "Brother Erlang, why don't I come to see you tomorrow?"

Wu Song said: "It's time for dinner, where can I go again? It's only a bowl of noodles, I'll go buy some more."

Hearing what he said, that person surnamed Shi really didn't want to leave.

I turned on the stove, cooked the noodles, and fried the fat pork in the pan to get the oil out, put the shallots in, and the aroma came out after a while.

Shouting to the door: "Wu Er, come here to serve noodles!"

Wu Song went into the kitchen and put away the noodle bowl, and stared at me with his nose crossed: "Have you eaten gunpowder? Can't you speak well?"

I rolled his eyes at him, took the stewed noodles and squatted in the corner to eat.

Those two people also sat on the stool with a bowl of noodles, eating noodles and gossiping. It was nothing more than gossip about the world, boxing skills, etc. I couldn't understand it, and I didn't want to understand it. Put the empty bowl on the ground: "Wu Er, clean it up."

He folded himself into the door and lay down on the kang.

Hearing the embarrassment of the two men outside the door for a while, Shi En said: "Brother Erlang, your friend seems to be a little... Heh, he doesn't really do that kind of business, does he?"

Wu Song said: "Listen to him, Hu Qin, he has to be bought by someone! He's just a son of a bitch, and when he suffers a little bit, he throws his face around to teach others to look at him."

Shi En laughed a few times: "Let me tell you, it's the first time I've met a man shouting for prostitution. So what exactly does he do?"

I took off a shoe and threw it at the door with a "boom".

Wu Er turned around and scolded: "Are you trying to die again?"

Lying on the kang lazily replied to him: "There are mice, I beat them."

Even if Shi En didn't wink anymore, he knew it was not good to stay any longer.

When I heard him go out, I jumped to the ground and ran happily to the kitchen: "Erlang, you must be tired after a long day of work. I'll boil water for you to take a bath."

He took some bowls from the ground in and asked, "What are you talking about, the devil's son?"

"No, I just think that person is quite ungrateful. He knows he doesn't have enough face, but he still insists on leaving."

He snorted and sneered: "You are such a rich man, are you stingy with that mouthful of noodles?"

"Didn't I tell you to collect all the silver from a rich man like me? Well, well, the water is hot, take off your clothes, and take a bath to feel comfortable." A large bathtub was dragged out from under his feet, scooping up hot water Pour in.

Wu Er looked at the bathtub and then at me: "Where did you get the money? You can buy such a thing when you buy noodles and vegetables?"

"I went out to do some odd jobs and made some money. Shouldn't I buy some housework?"

He snorted, raised his hand and began to take off his clothes: "Ximenqing, I don't know how much you want to be the second master? Are you saving money and wanting to run away?"

Without saying a word, I took his old padded gown over, threw the soil on it, put it on the kang to cover it, and ran over to wipe his back again.