Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Song frowned and looked at me: "What are you messing around with?"

I laughed and ignored him.

Jiang Menshen jumped on his feet and said: "Just now he said that he wants to sell himself on our land, and he told my wife that if he has a customer, he will introduce him to him!

I think this kid looks good,? None of our local male prostitutes can match him,? I thought it would be good to start a business,? He even said that he would introduce business to him.

He didn't expect this guy to hit someone with his hands.I said cousin, did you tell me when you came here?

But whenever there are prostitutes doing skin and meat business in the local area, they must first give us sesame oil money?Is it wrong for me to ask this kid for money?Why did your friend help him beat me? "

Shi En's father and son even want to exploit prostitutes for their money, what kind of person is this?How could Wu Er still call him a brother?

Suddenly, I felt a little nauseous and couldn't stay still.

I cupped my fists at Shi En: "Master, I've been in the Jianghu for so many years, and this is the first time I've encountered someone asking a prostitute for money.

Today I offended you, it is considered rude.If this is the case, I won't stay here any longer. I have to sell myself to a place that doesn't pump water. Take care, everyone. "

As soon as I finished speaking, I got on my horse, turned around and left.

Shi En called out from behind: "This brother..."

I didn't even look back.

Heh, who is your brother?With this kind of personality, I would think you would be dirty even if I looked at you more.

Suddenly heavy footsteps came from behind him. Before he could turn around, the man grabbed his wrist and walked forward.

I was stumbled by this bastard, I tried my best to move out: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Erhuo didn't open his mouth, he just put on a hard face, as if asking for debt.

There are quite a few people on the street at the moment, and they are a little curious to see the two elders chattering. They can't help but look back.

I taught everyone to look embarrassed, and said: "Wu Er, where are you taking me?"

He said coldly: "Aren't you looking for a place to sell yourself? You don't want to sell yourself on the street, do you?"

I raised my face and smiled dryly: "You can't sell yourself in Mengzhou if you sell yourself, and you have to give someone a tip. Thanks to me."

The guy suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Ximen Qing, you are completely shameless, right? Tell me, who do you want to sell to?"

Teach him to stare boredly, and turned his face to look around?: "Where there is a rich woman, sell it to whoever? But the rich woman should look better, she is too ugly to talk about."

"Do you still know each other in Mengzhou? Whose surname is Fu?"

I laughed: "A rich woman is not named Fu, she is a rich girl."

He stared down at me, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched, and he laughed.

I have never seen someone laugh so scary, I took a half step back when my calf twitched: "Hey, Wu Er, please talk to me. I am not in good health, and I faint when I am scared, and I faint for several months , it's not like you don't know."

He looked closely at him step by step: "Ximen Qing, you're quite capable? How many rich girls have you found? How many times have you served? How much money is paid? Tell the second master about it."

"This... depends on the market."

"Your crude medicine shop is closed, and the bodyguard bureau doesn't care? Go to Mengzhou to sell yourself? Are you free?"

"That...multiple economies, harmonious development, adult self-improvement, self-improvement, business philosophy, coexistence of common wisdom, regardless of region, regardless of job type, profitable, you have to try... No, I said Wu Er, What are you doing so close to?"

This person has pushed me into a corner step by step.

I pressed my back against the wall and straightened my body, and he lowered his head so that his forehead almost touched mine.

"Mengzhou is now the second master's place. If you want to sell yourself, I will find you a place to settle. Follow me honestly. If you dare to run, I will break your legs!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the man led my horse and walked ahead.

Rubbing his chest and taking a few breaths, he had no choice but to follow behind him.

This guy walked eastward along the street, stopped in front of a small house, opened the door, and loaded luggage inside from his horseback.

I walked in and took a look around. The yard was not big. It was a small two-story building with an old sign hanging on it, with the word "post" vaguely written on it. I thought it used to be a post house. Why should this guy occupy it?Thinking about it, it was the benefits given to him by Mrs. Shi En.

Unavoidably, I felt a little upset, and I heard the man say harshly, "What are you doing standing outside the door? Why don't you hurry up and clean it up?"

After choking for a while, he still obediently entered the door, only to see that the man had already unpacked his luggage, took out a wolfskin mattress and spread it on the kang, took two quilts from the side and put them side by side, and went out again.

The Kang is quite big, and the room is clean, but there is no furniture.

Looking back at the two rows of quilts on the kang, I felt a little weird, this guy wants to sleep on the same kang with me at night, what does he want to do?

Suddenly, the man said outside: "The water is hot, come take a bath."

When I went to the kitchen, I saw another big pot.

"I said Wu Er, must I wash it in the pot? I have a shadow."

He stared: "Will you wash it? If you don't wash it, I will wash it for you."

Quickly covered the clothes and retreated: "Wash, wash, wash right away, please go out for a while, I'm a little shy."

He glared at me again, slammed the door and went out.

This evil spirit!

This journey was full of wind and dust, and I really didn’t take a quick shower. I scrubbed my body inside and out, changed into pajamas and ran back to the room. Fang Liang didn't know what he was thinking.

Rubbing his nose, he still got under the quilt. The kang under his body was so hot that he shivered when he lay down.

Sighing comfortably, I was startled when I opened my eyes, only to see that guy propping his head with one hand, staring at me with squinted eyes.

I was so scared that I covered my collar: "Wu Er, what are you going to do?"

He licked the corners of his chapped lips: "Second Master, I think..."

I screamed: "Wu Er, don't mess around, it's very expensive for people to sell themselves."

"Bah, is it true that the Lord is willing to spend money to buy your body? How many women have touched you before? I think you are dirty."

I looked chaste and fierce: "You are talking nonsense, women are never taught to touch other people's bodies, they are all... all touched by myself."

He glanced at my hand and cursed: "It's disgusting!" He lay down flat and stared at the beam, and said, "Get up early tomorrow morning, I want to eat porridge."

I took the quilt and wrapped myself tightly, and replied angrily: "I'm tired, I can't get up."

He raised his foot all at once: "I want to die!"

I was so angry that I jumped on the ground with bare feet and pointed at him and scolded: "Wu Er, I didn't come all the way here to be bullied by you. If you keep me for the sake of friendship, I will give you face. If you want to continue to bully others, I will not accept your tricks!"

The man looked at me with a sneer, without saying a word.

I was so angry that I was about to put on my clothes and leave, but I turned them inside out and couldn't find where the clothes were.

"Wu Er, where are my clothes, where did you hide them for me?"

He moved his feet and kicked a cotton coat to the ground: "Throw it away! You wear this one."

I picked up the old cotton padded coat and saw a big word "Prisoner" written on the back.

Hey!this person.

I put my hips on my hips and scolded him: "Wu Er, you are shameless, aren't you? You also moved my clothes? What's the matter? House arrest?"

He said: "I'll tell you something, don't even think about leaving when you arrive in Mengzhou! If you dare to leave without permission, I will break your legs."

He pointed to the golden seal on his cheek again: "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have this word engraved on my face, let alone be the prisoner. Now that I'm here, you want to run around ? Do your Qingqiu dream!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his body to face inward and never looked at me again.

Standing on the ground and panting for a long time, he was finally speechless. He went to bed and lay down angrily, and hummed: "Then don't let me serve you! I don't have any temper when I'm a high official?"

Finally, he was tired from tossing and cursing a few words, and then he fell asleep.

When I woke up the next morning, my side was empty, the quilt was neatly folded aside, and the air was filled with the smell of broth.

Rubbing his eyes and sitting up, he saw that it was already bright outside the window, maybe it was almost noon?

I searched around, but still couldn't find my padded jacket and leather robe, so I had to put on the padded jacket with the word "Prisoner" written on it, tied it with a broken belt, and just as I stepped off my shoes, the door opened.

The man came in with two bowls and a few big pancakes in his hands, put them on the table, and said angrily, "Come here and eat?"

Eat what you want, I don’t eat for nothing.

Wash your hands and face in the basin at the side, sit in front of the table, there is a large bowl of broth in front of you, with shallots and garlic floating on the surface, and the bottom is full of thinly sliced ​​beef. Suddenly, you open your index finger and pick up the pancake Just eat it with hot soup.

He ate until his forehead was sweating, and when he looked up again, he saw that there seemed to be only soup in the man's bowl, but not a few pieces of meat. This is...

Seeing me looking at him, he said with a dark face: "What are you looking at? I just ate a bowl, and I will give you some leftover soup. If you don't finish it, I will break your leg."

Then he was so angry that he choked, and the three of them ate a bowl full of hot soup, saying: "Give me my clothes, and my money bag. There are a lot of things at home, so I have to go back and take care of them."

He didn't answer at all, put an old cotton robe on his body, and walked out the door: "Is there any food in the pot? I'll heat it up at noon and eat it. I'll be back at night."

After chasing him out to stop him, he rushed to the yard and screamed again: "Where's my horse?"

He has strode out the door: "Sold."

Jumping and scolding him: "Wu Er, you bastard!"

Others have already gone away.

I was so angry that I walked back and forth in the yard? I kicked the broken water tank several times, scratched my ears and scratched my head and walked around the room several times...but I still couldn't find anything.

Clothes and purses can't be found and it doesn't matter. I can walk back if I lose my horse, but the road tells him to hide it, and he has the word prison on his body. People who leave the Mengzhou instructor's house grab sticks.

I really shouldn't have come to this plague god.

After staying in the yard for a while, I was finally bored and irritable. I opened the door and walked to the street to see if I could find a reliable person passing by, say a few good words, and teach me to send a letter back to Qinghe for my family to pick me up.