Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Looking up at my beast, with pink bubbles popping out of its head,? When my Erlang became domineering, how could he be so awesome?

There were a few soldiers guarding the door, they understood what we said just now, but no one dared to come forward to stop us when they looked at Shi Guanying with a livid face.

So happy to follow him,? Quickly walk out of this street.

Seeing that no one was chasing after me, my feet softened: "Erlang, why are you walking so fast? Let's take a break."

He looked back at me: "What's wrong with you?"

I said: "I am false."

He bent his waist, grabbed me on his body, carried me on his back and walked away.

Happiness always comes too suddenly,? I hugged his neck and breathed disorderly: "Er,? Erlang, you put me down,? I can walk by myself."

He kept walking: "Aren't you stupid? Huh, there are so many women in the family? You deserve it."

I retorted: "I just told you to be scared, not because of the women in our family."

He paused, his face seemed to change,? I slipped down from his back.

He said, "I killed Pan Jinlian that day. Was that scene scary?"

I said: "Yeah."

He asked: "Then you are not afraid that I will kill you too?"

I shook my head: "Erlang, I know you won't kill me, you are saving me."

He snorted coldly, "That's not necessarily true."

I went up and held his hand: "Really Erlang, I know you won't kill me,? You're good to me in your heart."

He sneered: "I treat you well? Ximen Qing, do you really think I treat you well?"

My lips moved, but I didn't know what to say, so I pointed to the way, then to his chest, and then patted mine.

He pinched my chin again: "Hey, why are you pretending to be dumb when I'm talking to you? Tell you Ximen Qing, I never intended to be nice to you, I just wanted to..."

"What do you want?"

He gritted his teeth, squinted his eyes and said, "Hmph, I actually want to fatten you up before killing you!"

I was a little annoyed, so I broke away from his hand and said, "Wu Er, can you talk properly?

That's how you are, if you say a few words, you will kill the world.At that time, Pan Jinlian clearly wanted to kill me, but you saved me, but you didn't say anything when the instructor's government sentenced you unjustly.

If there was no big brother Chai Jin walking around at that time, what would you do if you were really executed?Are you caring about me even if you refuse to say the last sentence? "

He pushed me aside, and walked forward with his face up: "? Which one cares about you? A big old man babbles all day long, are you annoying?"

It's like this every time I talk to him, oil and salt don't get in, I stomp my foot angrily: "Okay, since you said I'm annoying, let's not talk about anything, and you don't care about my life or death from now on."

As soon as I finished speaking, I turned around and ran. He chased me and grabbed me and carried me on his shoulder: "Why are you running? I said, if you dare to run around, you will break your legs."

I beat him to death, and he pressed me, the muscles on his body were tense.

I punched and kicked and jumped off him, and let go of my voice and shouted.

"Ma'am, I won't let you go!"

How could it be a girl's voice?I was so scared that I shut up.

In a blink of an eye, I saw a woman running quickly, and the strong man behind him caught up and carried her on his shoulders: "Why are you running? I said, if you dare to run around, you will break your legs."

I turned to look at Wu Er, Wu Er was stunned.

The woman yelled on the man's shoulder: "You bastard, you have never been willing to speak well. No matter how nice my old lady is to you, you can't see it. Don't you think I'm annoying? Then why are you holding me? You Let me go!"

The man yelled: "I just think you are annoying, but you are gone, who will bother me again? Just stay by my side and annoy me forever!"

The woman cried and struggled back and forth: "You bastard, you are going to piss me off!"

The man grabbed her back and forth with a dark face, and the two of them tore apart like no one else.Why did they play together all of a sudden?Wu Er and I stared dumbfounded at the two men grabbing the channel in front of our eyes.

Then... a weird thing happened.

The more the woman earns, the more the man pulls, the more the woman earns, the more the man pulls, the two of them fight and hug each other.

Then...the woman went to bite the man, and the man bit back, and the two of them fell into the nearby grass nest after biting.

Then, some unharmonious voices came from the grass nest.

The woman said, "Well, you bastard."

The man said: "You tortured woman, you are killing me!"

The woman scolded coquettishly: "It's going to kill you, you bastard, will you still annoy my old lady in the future? Well, take it easy..."

The man gasped and said, "Don't mess with me anymore, don't mess with me anymore, I'm going to die on you!"

"Umm, ah, um, good or bad, you..."

"You bitch has a very beautiful body, I can't get enough of it for a lifetime."

What the hell, this is the live broadcast?It's too fucking exciting, isn't it?

Feeling an itchy nose, I raised my hand to touch it, I C, it made my nose bleed!

Looking back at Wu Er, he saw that one nostril was normal, and the other nostril was bleeding out.

I pointed to his face and said, "Wu Er, look at you..."

Wu Er raised his hand to cover his nose, and kicked me, "What are you looking at, don't you too?"

The two of us wiped our nosebleeds and turned around and ran.

The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of rape-husband-prostitution-women.

It's in broad daylight, why does his mother think that we two old men are not angry enough?

For the rest of the journey, the two of them quarreled for a while, beat each other for a while, kicked for a while, and walked for a while. In the evening, they reached the border of Mengzhou. If they stepped out, Wu Er would be a fugitive...

I said, "Idiot, I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"

He said, "Beast, there are pancakes in my bag, do you want them?"

I said, "Bitch, do you only have pancakes but no water?"

He said: "Bastard, do you want to drink if I have wine?"

So, two idiots and bastards sat on a big rock by the side of the road with a pancake in their arms and a pot of dirty wine.

Suddenly there was a sound of hooves behind him.

Looking back, I saw Shi Guanying leading a group of soldiers chasing after him on fast horses.

Without saying a word, Wu Song picked up a whistle stick and stood in front of him.

In a blink of an eye, Shi Guanying and his team chased after him, and Wu Er yelled: "Mr. Shi, are you going to attack?"

Mr. Shi rolled off his saddle and got off his horse, sweating and said: "You two are walking so fast. I just asked my son to chase you, but you couldn't catch up. I guess I went astray, so I brought someone to chase me, and finally caught up. Get on. Two, please get on your horse."

Wu Song said coldly: "I have already said just now that I want to send him back personally. If you want to stop him, first ask me if I agree with this whistle stick."

Mr. Shi hurriedly waved his hands: "I misunderstood you, I came to invite you back in person." He cupped his hands at me and said, "This little Mr., you are rude, and your words collided with you. This old man has already scolded him." up.

What you said before, old man, sounded harsh at first, but the more you think about it later, the more you think it makes sense.

The old man handed over the Happy Forest to Menshen Jiang. He wanted to show his relatives to be more considerate, but he didn't think that this thing would be useless, and taught me to make that territory look bad.

You have actually done the old man a big favor by driving him away.Wudutou, little hero, I solemnly apologize to you two. "

Mr. Shi Guanying is also an elder after all, so he bowed to the junior suddenly, but it was a bit serious.

Wu Song hurriedly threw the whistle stick behind his back: "My lord, you must not do this, the younger generation cannot afford it."

Shi Yingying laughed, "Have you lost your temper? Would you like to ride back with this little hero?"

Wu Song looked back at me, and I shrugged my shoulders.

On the way back, Wu Song asked: "You kid just kept playing around on the road and refused to leave. Did you already guess that people would come after us?"

I said, "Isn't this obvious? Who does business not to make money? That bastard Jiang Menshen occupied the space and made a mess of the business. He just collected black money and didn't do business. Which boss wouldn't be angry?

At most, it's not easy to speak because of the face of my relatives.Shi En is confused, this old man is very shrewd, he can figure out the reason in the blink of an eye.No, seeing us smash his shop, he still has to come to invite us. "

He frowned and looked at me: "Why do you have more minds than sieves?"

I rolled my eyes at him: "Everyone is just like you, they are so stupid and not enlightened."

He said, "Tsk, you bitch can't speak well?"

I said, "You stupid pig, I learned from you."

He said, "You sow."

I said, "You boar."

He said, "The boar goes to the sow."

I said, "The sows won't let the boars get on them... Pooh! You smelly and shameless!"

He said, "You are shameless."

Those who made noise and slapped away, and those who came back cursing.

Shi Guanying led us back to Happy Forest, set up a table with good wine and good food, and after the persuasive persuasion, he also explained his meaning clearly, saying that since Jiang Menshen left, there was no one to take care of this area, and he wanted to let everyone Officials came to help him manage it.

Usually Wu Song helps him manage the prison camp, I help him manage the business, and he comes to take care of us, and he will definitely not treat us badly.

I didn't agree to him right away, I just said a few management opinions about Happy Forest and asked him to listen.

This old guy doesn't care about business at all, and he admires him with just a few words of business experience, showing his sincerity even more.

Originally wanted to take him a few more times, but my boar couldn't stand it any longer, and agreed for me: "Since the old manager Ying has mentioned this, you can stay here for a while, and when he has a suitable manpower you It’s okay to let go.”

So, the matter was settled.

The surname Shi was anxious to ask me to help him read the account book. I tapped a few random places with my finger, and almost made the old man have a cerebral hemorrhage with anger.

He also forgot about his relationship with Jiang Menshen, and scolded Jiang Menshen's eighteen generations of ancestors one by one.

Jiang Menshen was not only ineffective in managing affairs, but also stole a lot. There were a lot of gold and silver wine vessels in Happy Forest, but he secretly sold them all, and even gave away better furniture.

The current Happy Forest is just an empty shell, with few valuable things.

This makes people laugh, but with your IQs, you two still want to take advantage of our bastards?Broke your dreams.

It was another noisy day, and when we got home at night, both of them were tired, washed up, quarreled and cursed a few words, and then fell asleep.

The next morning, this guy started to put on his clothes before dawn, and I lifted my legs and pressed him on top of him: "Why do you wake up so early? Sleep with me for a while."