Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

With a "plop", Wu Yuelian fell into the cesspit together with the sedan chair and set off a huge wave of three feet.

Just now, those who were still laughing and watching the excitement were all splashed by the feces, clutching their noses and running away, even the bearers ran away, only Wu Yuelian was left to soak in the pit, screaming miserably.

Wu Zhangfang covered his nose and stretched out the bamboo pole to fetch his daughter from the cesspit. This happy event was also a special feature.

I laughed so hard that I sat on the tree and fell down.

Calling you a little girl, the film is used to force the marriage and bury the hero!This is a lesson for you to learn thoroughly.

Xu Shi was too complacent in his heart, he didn't pay attention to leaving his feet empty, and his body couldn't help but leaned back, looking like he was about to fall from the tree.Suddenly something came out of nowhere from behind and pushed my back, and then I sat down again, looked back, and was frightened again.

"Wu...Wu Er, when did you come back?"

He didn't answer me, he lazily retracted his feet, leaned against the branch behind him, squinted at Wu Tenant and Wu Yuelian in distress: "Why are you playing with them?"

I said stiffly, "Which eye of yours saw that I was playing tricks on them? Maybe the wicked will be rewarded with evil."

He stopped talking, and stared at Wu Yuelian and his father with his shoulders crossed to watch the excitement.

The sunlight hit him through the leaves, casting a layer of light and shadow on his whole body, a hero with bright eyebrows, why is there always a bit of a naughty childishness in the corners of his brows?

I haven't seen him for a while, and he has become a lot darker and stronger. He must have worked hard this time in the wind and sun.

Recalling the matter of the county magistrate's questioning that day, I always felt that I should remind him, but he hesitated when I said the words.

"Well... all heads back, have you seen the grandfather?"

Wu Song squinted at me: "Dutou? When did you become so divided?"

I lowered my head and picked at the toe of my shoe, feeling apprehensive again.

"Hmph, a coy girly look... This one is for you."

The palm of his hand sank, and a gleaming object fell, it was actually a sterling silver bell, the workmanship was quite exquisite, but...why it was the same style as the one on the neck of the bitch in Ximen's house.

"This thing, you bring it to me?"

He still put his feet on the tree trunk and looked away: "That day on the boat, I saw this in your box. I thought you liked it, so I bought it for you."

I really want to tell him that that thing is not a bell, but one of the goods brought in last time.

The function of that thing is different from that of this dog bell. When doing bed exercises, it is placed on the woman's place to call to increase the fun...

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, he became impatient: "Don't give it to me!"

I hurriedly hid the bell tightly in my arms, and said: "If you want it, why don't you want it? You have a heart, thank you."

He raised his brows impatiently: "Huh? Do you have to call me that? Maybe someday I won't be the boss."

"Hey, why is this?"

"Doing this job is boring, I want to learn from Lu Zhishen..."

"Go out?"

"What monk?" He gave me another look, "I just imagined him as carefree, wandering the rivers and lakes, with whoever he wanted. I heard that he has gone wandering again in the past few days."

Speaking of wandering around the world, Wu Song's face is full of envy, no wonder he became a traveler in the future, so the idea is now there.

Another kick on Mengbuding's body: "Hey, I'm talking to you, why are you in a daze?"

I was a little annoyed: "You talk as soon as you talk, what are you doing with your hands and feet?"

He just kicked me again: "So what if I moved you?"

Hey, do you really think I'm easy to bully?I also lifted my foot and kicked him. He came to grab my ankle, and I punched him again. The two of them fell from the tree to the tree.

Knowing that I couldn't beat him, I deliberately cheated, raised my head and shouted behind him: "Yo, grandpa, are you here?"

That guy was really fooled, and when he turned around to look, I took the opportunity to hold him by the waist and push him down to the ground, pressing him firmly: "It's not big or small, you'll do it when you see brother? Tell me, are you going to accept it or not?"

The guy lay face down on the ground, holding his cheek and sneered: "Let me convince you? Go dream."

"Hey, still dare to speak hard?"

I raised two fingers to poke his ribs, this guy was itchy, his body jerked, and he kicked me in the back from the back.

So I flew out, and fell into a pond not far away with a "plop", rolling and bubbling.

The man also panicked, standing on the bank and shouting loudly: "Ximen Qing, don't you know how to swim?"

Where can I answer him?Swallow a mouthful of cold water, and the person sinks into the water.

After fidgeting with his hands and feet for a while, he got cramps. He only watched the green water plants in front of him become more and more blurred, and sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, fate is hard to break, and I will die in Wu Song's hands."

……

I don't know how long it took, I just felt something pressing on my stomach and rolling it back and forth.

With a pumping of the internal organs, a mouthful of dirty water poured out of the mouth, and the person became conscious, and then he was slapped several times on the face: "Ximen, wake up, can you see me?"

Zensheng can't see?Such a big black face is directly on the eyebrows.

I wanted to open my mouth to scold him, but I couldn't make a sound. When the man saw my eyes open, he was pleasantly surprised again.

Holding a mallet and rolling it over my stomach, the pain was unbearable, I jerked and vomited on my side, my mouth was full of mud, and there were a few tadpoles inside, I was going to make people sick to death .

A woman beside him said: "Wake up, wake up, fortunately, I'm awake, so I said this method will work, Wu Dutou, can you give me back my laundry stick?"

Wu Song thanked her, put my head on my shoulder and walked away.

I really don't know what evil I did in my previous life to meet such a rude person.

With my head down, he was bouncing all the way forward, and I finally vomited out the contents of my stomach. I reluctantly said: "Put me down."

That person will not let go.

"Don't talk, open your mouth honestly, and control the dirty water in your stomach."

The dirty water in the stomach was cleaned up, and the nosebleed was also controlled by him.

Now, I don't even have the strength to scold him anymore.

He carried him into a farmhouse like this, and threw him on the hard kang, and then he said in surprise: "Hey, why is your face covered with blood? Don't drip it on my bed."

I took a ragged rag and wiped it on my face.

I struggled to push him away, and was so angry that I said incoherently: "You, you, you...Master's!"

He threw the stinky dishcloth on the table and said, "You can lie down here for a while, and I'll boil some hot water for you to wash."

As soon as he finished speaking, he went to the stove to light a fire and boil water.

There is a big hole on the roof directly above the head, and the sunlight pours down from the middle, shining on the mildew spots on the mud wall.

Underneath was a bed that couldn't be thinner.

There are a few old clothes beside him. Judging by their size, they seem to belong to him. Other than that, there is nothing else.

Could this be his home?I don't know where this guy found such a dilapidated residence.

The man had already lit the stove, boiled a large pot of hot water, sealed the stove and entered the door, and came to take off my clothes.

"Do...what?"

"I'll take you to take a shower."

I was horrified: "Wash in the pot?"

"How else? I don't have a bathtub here."

If I really convinced him, I struggled not to go, the man stepped forward and stripped me naked, carried me away, and when I got to the stove, I lifted the lid of the pot, and there was a "wow" He threw the person in.

That's a pain.

Just after soaking in cold water in the pond, it was thrown into the hot water pot again.

Why should he be taken care of by this person after ten lifetimes of evil fate!

I hugged my shoulders in fear, but the man bared his white teeth and said, "Is the water cold? If it's cold, I'll open the fire door again."

His heart was cold, but his body was warm, and he gritted his teeth and scolded him: "Who would bathe in a pot? But you want to cook me while no one is here? I have never seen such a reckless man like you!"

"Hey, don't tell me, sir, I really haven't seen meat in a few days, and I boiled you just to sacrifice to my five internal organs temple."

While talking, he opened the fire door and really started to put firewood inside.

I was struggling to jump out of the pot, but the bottom of the pot was very deep, the walls were slippery, and I had no strength in my body, how could I jump out?

Wu Song stuffed a few sticks of firewood under the stove, blocked the stove door, and poured water on me with a broken ladle.

My hair was soaked, I couldn't see anything, and I felt that man's hand pinching the back of my neck, as if he was holding a rabbit and said with a smile: "It's so white and tender, it looks better than that goat cub."

He replied weakly: "Human flesh is sour and not tasty, be careful if you eat me, you will have diarrhea and spit on the kang."

"I can't be fooled by these words, you know I have an old acquaintance who sells human flesh buns.

She taught me a way to make the human meat sauce into a pork flavor, and steam it together with radishes and green onions, which is comparable to the taste made by the kitchen in the palace. Your second master, I have tasted it myself. "

This time I tried my best to climb out.

As if I was struggling for my life, I was grabbing the edge of the pot and crawling out of my neck. The man raised his hand and pressed the top of my head: "What are you panicking? It will take a while to cook."

Struggling and not moving, I had to scold him: "It's time to report to the officials as soon as possible, teach the grandfather to arrest you and go to jail, I have pity on my one wife and five concubines who are going to be widowed at a young age, pity my Ximen family has no heirs, and I will give you a son. There is no one I have thrown a crock pot..."

"One wife and five concubines?" He moved the hand on top of my head, "Isn't it four concubines?"

"Master, I just married another one, called Li Ping'er, very dignified and virtuous. I also expected her to give birth to a son for me after passing through the door. I didn't expect that I would be buried in the belly of a wolf today. God is sorry , Ximen’s life shouldn’t be like this, oh, oh, oh…”

I was already uncomfortable, and this topic was really sad. At first, I just yelled twice, but then I really started to cry.

How could she be so sad, the snot and tears flowed down her cheeks and fell into the pot.This is great, there is no need to put any salt, which saves the grandson's condiment money.