Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The man let go of the hand that was pressing on my head, and said with a sneer, "Ximen Qing, Ximen Qing, you are really a silver man, you can't live without women."

As soon as he finished speaking, he slammed the door, turned and left.

"Hey, I said you...you can fish me out before leaving."

Hearing the sound of Chaimen again, the man's footsteps actually went farther and farther.

He is still angry when he wants to cook me for food?It is hard to find such an unreasonable person in the world.

Fortunately, others have left.

I struggled to get out, but found that the water temperature had stopped rising, probably because the fire door was blocked.

Finally, he breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed his body, and gave himself a good time.

As soon as he sat down on his buttocks, suddenly a gust of evil wind blew by, and the stone slab blocking the stove was blown down with a "dang", and the flame jumped up with a whistling sound by the wind.

I screamed "Aww" and stood up, my buttocks were already hot red.

He tried to come out from the edge of the pot, but the pot was very slippery, the pot was very deep, and the person didn't come out, and a big blister was burned on his arm by the wall of the pot. This time, he was really going to be boiled to death in the pot up.

I didn't care about my face, so I yelled loudly: "Wu Er, you bastard, get me out quickly..."

No one answered, the person who thought to come had already left, and the hot water in the pot was rising at an incredible speed.

I was so frightened that my three souls lost my seven souls, and I shouted loudly: "Help! Come quickly! Wu Er is going to eat me!"

The location of his house is very remote, even if his throat is broken, no one will answer.

The wind helped the fire to burn more and more fiercely, and the skin and flesh all over the body were scalded as red as shrimp.I was flopping around in the pot like a hairy crab, and I really realized what it means to not respond every day and not to work!

Just when he was desperate, he suddenly heard a burst of talking and laughing from outside the door.

"Wudu head is ruined today, and you still want to invite me to eat wine and meat."

Wu Song said with a smile: "I don't need to spend money, Hengshun what we eat is the good meat of that Ximen official."

Hearing the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer, it seemed that there was not only one person coming!Could it be that this guy is going to treat guests with human flesh?

I covered my mouth and felt like crying!The hot water under my body is getting hotter and hotter, and it will be ripe soon!

Suddenly, when the firewood door was opened, someone shouted: "Hey, there is so much fog in this kitchen, what is Wudutou cooking?"

But he heard that Hei Si yelled: "No!" He ran over quickly, opened the door and yelled: "Ximen Qing, why are you still in the pot?"

Seeing clearly that the person behind him was An Jiu and several yamen servants, I couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled at the edge of the pot until it was terrible.

"An Jiu, help! Wu Song is going to kill someone, he's going to boil me to death!"

Before others could recover, Wu Song rushed up and grabbed my arm, pulled me out, wrapped me in a big cloth, and shouted: "Get out of the way, this guy is almost ripe!"

The top of my head was dizzy for a while, but the guy was carried into the back room, threw me on the kang, and then picked up the corner of my clothes and fanned me: "Ximenqing, are you stupid? You want to cook yourself alive gone?"

My body was in severe pain, and I yelled back: "Whoever wants to cook himself, you are the one who threw me into the pot and left. Just now, the furnace door was blown open by the wind, and the fire kept going up." Burning, I can't crawl out, and I shouldn't call you, if you come a little later, I will definitely be torn apart..."

Even though he knew that there were people around him watching him, he still yelled up in disregard of his face. Shicai was really too dangerous, and he was about to die in Huangquan at night, and it was still in such an unimaginable way.

The system is right, Wu Song is my fateful enemy, but meeting him will definitely not end well!

It's enough to teach me the number directly, let's look again.An Jiu and the others stood aside with sullen faces, holding back their laughter as if they didn't know how to position their hands and feet.

I hid my breath and sobbed softly covering my face.

An Jiudao: "Wudutou, let's eat this wine another day, take care of the officials first."

Wu Song clasped his fists and said, "Today there was a misunderstanding. I was kind enough to invite you to eat meat but it turned out like this! Forget it, I will invite you another day."

He sent a group of people out the door, and when he came back, he forced a smirk on his face.

I scolded him: "Why are you laughing? Are you still laughing when you almost killed me?"

He sat on the top of the kang and looked at me: "I, Wu Er, is so old, this is the first time I saw someone boil myself to death. Oh, I said just now that the water was so hot, wouldn't you jump out by yourself?"

"The pot is so slippery and deep, how can I still be like this? Can I climb out? Isn't it your fault? Who would throw people in the pot to wash?"

He glanced at me meaningfully: "Oh, yes, high officials are vain, see how I forgot. One wife and five concubines, no wonder!"

"you……"

He raised his hand and flicked my forehead: "I bought dozens of catties of good mutton from your account. I originally wanted my brothers to have a meal together, but I didn't expect you to make an oolong again. These are good Mutton is cheap for you."

There was a smell of meat in the air, and I didn't know if it was mine or the sheep's, so I suddenly became angry: "Bring the lamb, I want to eat it!"

As soon as he sat up straight, the burnt area on his buttocks hurt again, so he lay down on the bed and gnawed on an overcooked leg of lamb dipped in sauce.

After taking two bites, the man suddenly seemed to think of something: "No, do you have red burns on your body? You can't eat mutton, it's hair."

Desperately beat his hand that came to grab the mutton: "Hengshun is all my meat, I eat it and I die, it's none of your business."

Wu Song gritted his teeth and smiled: "Oh, I almost forgot, it's really your meat, and it's none of my business to buy it with your money. It's all right, you can eat what you want, and you can eat whatever you want."

I lay on my stomach and wrestled hard with the leg of lamb, glaring at him fiercely.

Wu Song sat on a stool next to him with one leg shaking, smiling at me while drinking and eating meat.

Gradually, I felt something was wrong.

"How many catties of mutton did you buy back? Such a big pile?"

"It's only about seventy or eighty catties. It's rare to invite a guest once, but you have to make them full."

I was so angry that I almost jumped up: "Are you trying to eat me to death? Seventy or eighty catties? How expensive is the mutton from Li's family after a century? You really don't know?

Besides, do you have a good relationship with An Jiu and the others?Don't you feel bad about hanging up my account to treat guests?

Look at this wine again, hey, Baibai Shao, one pot costs more than one tael of silver!It's also my account, right?You take my money to hire them?Why are you so good at being a man? "

He lazily took the mutton and dipped it in garlic sauce: "The ones who work together, what are you doing so clearly? They also contributed to give gifts to the grandfather along the way.

The grandfather gave the reward face to face.I didn't ask, it seemed that I was not sympathetic.

Alas, the mutton is all on your account today, and the wine was bought with rewards from the grandfather, not much, five and a half in total. "

"You spent all the rewards that the grandfather gave you? Nothing left?"

"Yes."

Immediately he became angry: "Look at you, you have a lot of effort, and you are not a person who knows how to live."

He disdained: "Why do you have so many things like that housekeeper? If you don't spend the money, why don't you just wait for it to give birth?"

I wiped the mutton oil from my mouth, raised my face and smiled wryly: "It's not that there are too many things, I really don't understand what you are thinking.

Grandpa gave you the silver reward, you just try to lure the servants to eat and drink, why don't you know how to buy some gifts for Grandpa?

Besides, do you know the character of An Jiu and the others?You just invite them to eat and drink with good intentions, and they really take your favor?

Maybe some other day, I will add fuel and jealousy and pass some gossips to the grandfather, saying that you are taking the reward money he gave to go around inviting people's hearts. "

He chewed the mutton and thought for a while: "That's right...how about I take the leftover mutton to Grandpa?"

I was really stunned by his peculiar brain circuit.

"Take the leftover mutton from your dinner and give it to the grandfather. Don't you hit him in the face? Save yourself and eat slowly. With your appetite, you can eat it in two days."

He was laughing again.

In the evening, he wrapped the leftover mutton in lotus leaves and put it in a bucket, then submerged it in cold water to keep it from spoiling. He took another quilt and lay down next to me.

The night was quiet, except for the sound of insects outside the window, and a full moon was in the sky, shining on the hole in the roof.

The person's body was hidden in the shadows, his breath became heavy, and he suddenly remembered a little poem he read in his previous life: "She walks in the beautiful light and shadow, like a cloudless night sky, full of stars."

There is no wind, no clouds and no stars tonight, but I can't sleep because of the rolling sea.

After a while, I asked softly, "Wu Er, do you blame me?"

He replied in a muffled voice, "What's so strange?"

"I beat your elder brother in the street that day, and said I had an affair with your sister-in-law."

He snorted coldly: "Hmph!"

"You have to listen to my explanation. It was the second day after I returned home. Wang Po came to my door and said that your sister-in-law was about to be beaten to death by your elder brother. That's why I..."

He lazily rolled over and turned his back to me.

"I know all of this. When I saw you humiliating my elder brother on the street, I really wanted to go over and punch you to death. But after thinking about it, my elder brother is fond of gambling, and he forced my sister-in-law to do that shameful job. Like people.

But he is my eldest brother, and the eldest brother is the father, so I can't say anything about him, so you can teach him a lesson for me. "

Pausing in his heart, he added another sentence: "A silver man like you can't see women suffer, even if he punches harder, he can't breathe for a while."

I was annoyed: "Why am I a banker again? The things I said back then were all to cover up outsiders. I never had anything to do with your sister-in-law..."

"I believe this, not because I believe you, but because I know my sister-in-law... Come on, stop chatting, I'm very sleepy, and I have to patrol the streets tomorrow, so go to bed early."

What does he know about Fan Jinlian?Why only speak half of the words?

Suddenly he remembered the tremors in the carriage that day, and the soft words when the two of them talked...

I know I shouldn't ask more questions, but I feel like I was caught by a cat.