Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The woman in the store said: "Hey, look at Yue Lian married a rich man now, she is very angry, if there are so many wedding cakes? You have to wait, the wedding cakes have just been sold out , you sisters, sit down first, and I will have a pot of tea with you?"

There was a rustling of dresses and dresses, and several aunts and aunts sat down.

Someone said: "Yue Lian, didn't you get married tomorrow? Why are you still showing up on the street now? Like buying wedding cakes, can you ask other people to do it? Or call them a wedding cake shop." It’s good to send it to you.”

Wu Yuelian bared her two rabbit teeth and said: "I don't feel relieved to leave this matter to others. Although my Saburo has some money in his family, I have to save some money for him. I'm afraid I won't like it if I ask others to buy it. I asked the store to deliver it, what if they don’t agree with the shortfall?”

Hearing this, the woman in the store turned dark, put down the teapot and left.

Wu Yuelian said proudly: "You don't know how well that Sanying family treats me. In order to marry me, they gave me enough betrothal gifts, my new clothes and bracelets are all bought by his family.

Look at my bracelet, okay?It's green and oily, I dare to say a word, even the richest man in our city, Ximen, may not be willing to buy such a good thing for his wife. "

The girls next to her were sour and jealous, staring at the bracelet on her wrist with angry eyes.

Through the gauze curtain, he glanced at Rabbit Jing's wrist, and it turned out to be a good green bracelet. Ximen's officials really wouldn't buy it, because Ximen's family would never spend money on fakes to coax women.

Rabbit spirit said again: "Actually, you don't have to be too envious of me now. Just remember that as a girl, reserve is the most important thing. As long as you don't rush to marry outside, you will always meet the true love." Sincerely treat you well.

To tell you the truth, the head of Wudu in our yamen used to come to our house to propose marriage. In order to ask me to marry him, he would kneel down to my father. "

The cup in my hand froze, and I couldn't stop looking at her.

Wu Yuelian raised her face straight up, bragging so ignorantly.

"Seeing him struggling every day, my father was really tempted. He asked me in private: Girl, I think Wu Song seems to be a reliable person. Otherwise, you should accept him? Always let him stay at our house every day." It's not a problem to be haunted. It's not good for your reputation if the neighbors in the neighborhood saw it.

I told my dad about it.

I said Wu Song, that reckless man, I don't like it.Kong has such a strong body and a monthly salary of less than three hundred wen. I am the daughter of your accountant Wu. I have always been pampered and raised. How can he afford me?

My father rejected him after hearing what I said.After this matter, he still blames my father. "

Those girls naturally didn't believe it, and said with a sneer: "We don't believe this, although Wu Dutou's dark face is always scary, but he looks very handsome.

Besides, he's a boss at any rate, no matter how decent your father is, he's just a tent, so he can come to your door to pester you for marriage?We don't even believe it. "

Wu Yuelian said flatly: "I'm not afraid you won't believe me. In fact, it's not only Wudutou who is interested in me, even the officials of Ximen have expressed it to me."

Wu Yuelian's face was not flushed, her heart was not beating, and she believed the nonsense: "The last time I met him on the street, I saw his contemptuous face. He even came over and asked me if I had a husband's family.

Heh, do I have a husband's family, do I need to worry about him as an old man?It's obvious that he doesn't care about me.

I said at that time, high officials, please respect yourself, who doesn't know how many concubines you have in your family?I'm the daughter of an innocent family, so I definitely can't be a concubine in your house.

When you see me in the future, you will get 1 respects.

You guys don't know that at that time, the official Ximen blushed like a pig's liver.

Pay me again and again.He said again and again that he was confused and made me fascinated by this beauty.From now on, I will never dare to be nonsense in front of me again. "

I covered my face, it turned out that I was an old man, so I was still attracted to Wu Yuelian?

Oh my god, Wu Song and I are just a pair of blind bastards together!

Several girls curled their lips together: "Wu Yuelian, don't just talk about having fun, be careful that this word will reach their ears and cause trouble for you two again."

Wu Yuelian's eyes moved, and she immediately changed her words: "Isn't he not here? I'm just talking about this in private. Don't spread it to the outside world. After all, it's a man's house, and you still need to have some face... Shopkeeper, you Is the cake ready? I’m in a hurry to leave.”

The woman in the shop pretended not to hear what she said, and went to the cabinet with two boxes of wedding cakes: "Master, the cakes are ready, you take them first."

I opened the box and ordered the pancakes one by one, and said with a smile, "I think the girl in Wu's tent is in a hurry, so you should give it to her first."

The mother-in-law said: "The high official is kind, I think that girl is frivolous, and I really don't want to give it to her."

The mother-in-law closed the pancakes as they were and brought them to Wu Yuelian.

Rabbit Jing paid the money and left with her sisters.

I didn't stop too much, took some hot snacks and went back home.In the early morning of the next day, he changed into his riding uniform and went to Wu Yuelian's house.

Today she had a wedding, the house was indeed very lively, Wu's tent was busy inviting guests to the table, many of them were people from the yamen.

That little girl Wu Yuelian didn't know how to be reserved, she stretched her neck from the window to look left and right, but she didn't know who she was looking for.

Today, she specially applied a few catties of thick powder to prevent her pockmarked face, a wisp of Liuhai was glued to her forehead, and there was also one on each side of her cheeks, which looked like three talismans for suppressing ghosts.

The two big lumps of rouge on the face are like the Indians who are about to go to the battlefield, but the mouth is only as big as the mouth of the eyedropper bottle. From a distance, it looks like a ghost.

Wu Zhangfang scolded her: "You are a bride today, how can you show your face casually? The groom's official will arrive in a while, why don't you follow your sisters-in-law and go in and sit down quickly? Put that hijab on?"

Wu Yuelian pursed her lips: "I am also a girl from an official family. I married Li Sanlang, a countryman. I can be said to be married. I don't believe that he still dares to pick on me?"

Wu Zhangfang said: "Li Sanlang's family has quite a lot of land, and he is a big man, and the dowry gift for you is enough, but he is a decent man, how can you not be careful?"

Forcibly pushed Wu Yuelian's head back, and plugged the window from the outside.

The groom's official arrived in a blink of an eye, and he was really strong, and his body was stretched like an expired ham sausage in a red silk wedding dress.

Behind them were two happiest ladies, one of them was dressed in red, the other in green, and their faces were also painted with two big lumps of rouge, like two old hens with lace on them.

The bridegroom raised his legs and entered the threshold, and the woman in red immediately shouted, "The groom's feet landed on the ground, and the yard is full of joy."

The bridegroom officer was happy, he raised his hand, and a copper coin was handed to the woman in red.

The woman in green was greedy, and when the groom came in, she hurriedly shouted: "The groom stepped on the threshold, and the three stars of fortune, wealth and longevity have descended to the world!" She also got a copper coin.

Everyone in the room applauded, Wu Account laughed so much that only two rows of front teeth remained on his face.

A woman held a wedding cake and asked the bride to eat one, and the woman carried the bride into the sedan chair.

Wu Yuelian stretched out her small hand to support the side of the sedan chair. The groom's official saw the snow-white little hand with hot eyes, and took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, sneaked up to touch it lightly, with a black face and a smirk.

The woman in the sedan chair must also be happy, and seeing her put her hand under the hijab, she was obviously pursing her lips and smiling, but she suddenly leaned over.

I only heard a loud "poof" sound coming from inside the sedan chair, which frightened the few people standing beside the sedan chair in a daze.

Just now, the groom put the hand that stole Wu Yuelian to his lips. Hearing this movement, he was so frightened that he covered his nose with his backhand: "What movement?"

The woman in red next to her reacted quickly and shouted: "The bride farts, good luck!"

The crowd behind was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Wu's accountant hurried forward and put a coin into the woman's hand, urging the bearer to leave quickly.

The sedan chair left the ground and was bumped again in the air. Even though Wu Yuelian endured it desperately, her stomach still couldn't bear it, and the second fart rushed out again with overwhelming force.

With a sound of "poof", like a thunderclap, the eight bearers let go of their hands in fright, and piled her back on the ground.

The face of the groom's officer suddenly became extremely ugly, and the green-clothed woman hurriedly shouted: "The bride farts, she is as good as she wants!"

The onlookers around were laughing their heads off.

Account Wu persuaded the groom official with a bitter old face: "Perhaps the little girl has eaten up her stomach, she was rude, she was really rude. You go, go, and you will be fine when you get out of the city."

The bridegroom put on his horse with a black face and walked in front.

The two happy women made things right, saying auspicious words from left to right to make up for it.

"The bride is farting again, the one who is happy is happy!"

"If the bride farts again, that's also joy!"

It was okay for the two of them not to say these words, but after such a quarrel, the people around laughed even harder.

Wu's tent blushed with anxiety, the groom's face could no longer be tense, he patted the horse and ran forward.

The sedan chair lady carried the sedan chair to chase him, but it was another bump.There was wedding cake in Wu Yuelian's stomach, and she couldn't bear it any more. The sound of the firecrackers was crackling like a firecracker shop just opened, and there was a lot of excitement. Coupled with the smell, those who didn't know thought it was her. It was pulled in the sedan chair!

Seeing the situation, Mrs. Xi was exhausted, stretched her neck and shouted: "The bride is shitting, good luck and many children!"

"If the bride pulls one, the people and wealth will prosper!"

Ah yo, I'm going!Look at this adaptability, there are two talented people.

Everyone in the street couldn't stand laughing. Wu Yuelian felt ashamed, so she raised the curtain and scolded the bearer: "Why are you dawdling? Why don't you go fast? I've given you so much money and still can't go fast? What did you eat to grow up?"

The bearers were about to run away chasing after the groom's official shoes. Hearing her words, they were not happy. One of the bearers directly yelled at her: "We can only run so fast. If the bride can't wait , and put a bigger one, how good would it be to collapse yourself?"

As soon as the words fell to the ground, the bearers next to them couldn't hold back anymore, their stomachs twitched from laughing, their feet twisted and twisted and couldn't make a straight line, and the bride's sedan chair went towards the cesspit on the side .