Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The county magistrate sternly said, "Your official, don't dare to say such nonsense."

I smiled wryly: "Grandfather, you and I have known each other for a long time. You know what kind of temperament I am. If there is no basis, how dare I say this? In fact, Song Jiang and I are really cousins..."

"Cousin? How far away is the cousin? Could it be that your mother's natal family and Song Jiang..."

"It's getting too far, my lord, you're really getting too far. I said that Song Jiang and I are cousins ​​because... it's because of that woman, Jinlian!"

The magistrate of the county said: "I don't know what you are doing with that woman? Didn't it be because of her that you beat Wu University so badly in the street? But then again, what are you and Fan Jinlian? What about her and Song Jiang Are you afraid that it won't be able to touch you?"

I smiled wryly and said: "If I hadn't chatted with Fan Liu'er about it that night, I wouldn't have known about it. Before that Song Yasi went to our county on business, he also walked past that woman's house." Xiaomenzi, in that case, aren't he and I cousins?"

The magistrate was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, and slapped me on the shoulder: "Master, you, you..."

I also laughed until my shoulders shook, my face was shameless.

The two of them laughed at each other for a while, and the county magistrate suddenly put on a serious face: "The words of the senior official reminded me that if the relationship between Song Jiang and Wu Song is not confirmed, just testify casually. It's not a good thing. Why don't I call Fan Jinlian over first and ask her what she said?"

"Why don't you ask Wuhan University first?"

"Is the official confused? The two of them are blood brothers. If there is something wrong, Wu Da will definitely hide it for him, but that prostitute/feminine will tell the truth if threatened."

I hurriedly cupped my hands: "Grandpa is wise, then you should call that woman over now and see what she has to say."

"Your Majesty, hide behind the screen for a while, and let me ask that woman."

After a while, Fan Jinlian came, and the grandfather slapped the table: "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?"

Fan Jinlian was so frightened that she kowtowed and nodded: "My lord, forgive me, but the women don't know why your lord called me here?"

"Tell me, are you familiar with Song Jiang?"

Fan Jinlian blushed: "I'm not familiar with it, I just met it once before."

"Oh! Just met once? But I have heard people say that you have a close relationship with Song Jiang, and Wu Song secretly made friends with him. The two of them have a very good personal relationship. They are brothers to each other, and they made an appointment to plot rebellion together. Is it right? ?”

The woman was startled: "My lord, there is absolutely no such thing! My uncle doesn't know Song Jiang at all!"

The county magistrate slapped the table again: "You still dare to deny it. Could it be that you want me to be punished severely? You said that the two of them don't know each other? Then why would Wu Song call Song Jiang brother?"

The woman blushed anxiously: "My lord, it's clear! My uncle really doesn't know Song Jiang. The reason why he calls Song Jiang brother is...it's because of me..."

The magistrate of the county suppressed gossip: "Oh? Could it be that the two of them are also cousins... Ah, no, I've been calling you a prostitute to be confused. What's going on, tell me clearly Already!"

The woman covered her face and cried: "Your Excellency, for the sake of the sky, women dare not tell half a lie in front of you. You also know what kind of livelihood women do before.

That day, Song Jiang passed by Qinghe and left my secret door, and was about to leave when my uncle came in, so he asked me who Song Jiang was.

How dare I let him know about the things I do?Then he said casually: This is my distant cousin, who came here to see me.

Uncle has always been upright, and he believed me when I said that.

He actually said that when his relatives came to the door, how could he teach others to leave at meal time? He went out to prepare wine and meat and came back to invite him, and called him brother one by one during the dinner.

I hate that Song Jiang, who only gave me a total of one hundred and ten cash for the bed tent, took advantage of me, and ate a lot of wine and meat from my uncle. "

The county magistrate stroked his chin and pondered: "So that's what happened? Hey, Wu Song is really capable of doing such a thing... Then what happens after this? Are there any contacts between the two of them?"

Fan Jinlian said bitterly: "My lord, you know my second uncle's temper. If he knew what Song Jiang and I did, why not kill him in the street? Song Jiang is not stupid, how dare he touch him?" He is the culprit, he has long since fled and dared not show his face."

"Is this true?"

"If a woman tells a half-truth, she is willing to be tortured!"

The county magistrate lost his temper, and asked Fan Jinlian a few more details about Song Jiang's appearance, conversation, what he and Wu Song said during the meeting, and Fan Jinlian answered them one by one without leaking.

The county magistrate couldn't find anything to ask, so he waved his hand at last: "You go back!"

Turning to the back of the screen, seeing me squinting and leaning on the chair to sleep, the magistrate kicked me on the soles of my feet: "Your Majesty, why did you fall asleep?"

I rubbed my eyes and smiled obscenely: "I feel sleepy when I hear this little girl's voice, I'm used to it."

The county magistrate shook his head: "Fortunately, I asked this woman to come over and ask, Wu Song is not on good terms with Song Jiang. He slept with his sister-in-law, and he gave them wine and meat? You are really stupid."

"So that's the case, then let's expose him together, you see..."

The magistrate waved his hand: "What are you exposing? If we don't make it right, let that black man bite you and me together. Let's forget about it."

I thumped my hands and said with regret: "It's a good fate for that fellow, I missed this opportunity to deal with him..."

He glanced at the grandfather again, and quickly flattered him, "You are still wise, unlike me, you are always emotional, if you don't say anything, you will prove it in court, I am afraid that you will not succeed, and you will offend him to death. I may not be punched to death, my lord, it was you who saved my life..."

A string of rainbow farts was clapped loudly, Grandfather was very helpful, and before leaving, he chatted with me for a while, and made an appointment to call Wu Qianhu and the two of us to have dinner together at home.

After leaving the county office and walking a few more steps, I happened to see Fan Jinlian coming out of the rice shop, holding a cloth bag with several catties of millet in it.

I asked the groom to stop the car, and said frivolously: "Hey, where is the lady buying rice? Get in the car, sir, I will give you a ride."

Everyone on the street was watching, and Fan Jinlian scolded me with a smile: "You bastard." He stepped into the carriage.

After putting down the curtain of the car, he solemnly thanked her: "Jin Lian, thank you very much this time."

She blushed: "What did the officials say? You saved me before and frightened Wuhan University, so I saved my life. What's more, today's incident is also for uncle."

I shook my head and sighed: "Thanks to your cleverness, you answered every minute just now, which saved the grandfather from being suspicious. Otherwise, I'm afraid that Erlang will be suspended this time. Anyway, I have to thank you."

She said worryingly: "I know my uncle's character. He has always been upright and never betrays others. He doesn't know that the grandfather is plotting against him, and he is afraid that he will be loyal to him in the future. I am afraid that he will..."

"You must not tell him what happened today. With his temperament, if he hears that someone wants to assassinate him, he will turn his face at that time. At that time, the grandfather will definitely deal with him ruthlessly."

Fan Jinlian thought for a while, then smiled wryly: "Hengshun made his living in this yamen because of that ration, and I'm afraid he will be on the tip of the knife every day in the future."

"That's not necessarily the case. When he comes back, I'll make some plans for him. Now, where are you going?"

"Go to Wang Qian's mother's house, I will live with her now."

She glanced at me, and quickly added: "Now I don't do that kind of business anymore. I was forced by Wuhan University before. Now I only do some needles and fingers. I sell them at Wang Ganniang's tea stand, and I can make ends meet."

I nodded: "That's good, I think Wang Ganniang has a good relationship with you, and when she came to my house that day, she cried very sadly."

Fan Jinlian's eyes were slightly red: "The senior official was born in a family of gold and jade, and he is also capable. He doesn't know the suffering of us people. Before, she and I conspired to trap you, just because life is really hard.

Da Lang likes to gamble, forcing me to make a living out of flesh and blood, and will come back and beat me when I lose money.

Wang Ganniang lives next door to my house? She often went to fight, seeing that I was struggling, and sometimes helped me a little.

I am not afraid of the jokes of high-ranking officials. I am living in such a situation now. There is no one in the county who is not contemptuous. Even my own mother refuses to recognize me. That is, Wang Ganniang treats me very well when she treats me as a person. loyalty. "

After chatting for a while, the carriage arrived at the door of Wang Po's house.

Fan Jinlian got out of the car, and I caressed her face in public again: "Jinlian's complexion is getting better after taking care of her for a long time, this face must be carefully protected from now on, if it hurts, I will pick it off to his family's ancestral grave."

These words were deliberately made to be heard by the hooligans around.

Fan Jinlian flirted with me a few more words: "My family knows, high officials are good or bad..."

Wang Po greeted her and said, "Sir, come down and sit for a while, and take a few sips of herbal tea to rest?"

I was a little thirsty, but I didn't want to drink her herbal tea, so I just waved my hands and said with a smile: "I don't need to drink tea, you just need to take care of my Jinlian."

Wang Po kept saying that she remembered.

The carriage had gone a long way, and the two of them were still standing on the side of the road watching.

The system asked me; "Don't you always annoy these two women the most? Why are you being so polite to them all of a sudden? Is it just because they are pitiful?"

I leaned on the carriage and used the toe of my boot to reach for the long tassels hanging from the curtain: "Yes, I don't like these two women, but I know that if Pan Jinlian is here, Wuhan University is here, and Wuhan University is here." At home, there is something that can stop Wu Song and prevent him from messing up too early."

The system sighed: "I think about him in everything? But he is the one who will fall into the grass."

I sat up straight and stretched my waist: "Even if the grass is going to fall, it will fall later, don't go with such a reckless body. Really think that the water park Liangshan is a good place? Don't forget why his arm fell off in the end ?”

The system sneered again: "Of all my hosts, you are the best for enemies."

"It's not because he wants to be nice to him, but because his murderous intentions are not so serious, the probability of my death will also be reduced."

It was silent for a moment: "That's true."

He asked the carriage to stop at the snack shop in front, planning to buy some snacks for the women at home.

The person in the dim sum shop let me go inside when he saw me go in, and served tea again, saying that the dim sum on the cabinet had just been sold out at the moment, and told me to wait until the hot ones came out of the pan before taking them away.

Then he went into the inner hall and sat down, and ordered another pot of fragrant tablets to drink slowly.

Suddenly there was chattering and joking outside, it seemed that several women entered the door together.

A familiar voice said: "Grandma, how many cakes do you have here? Get them all for me."