Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I said, "Qian'er,? Don't be so timid. Everyone here is my brother. Let's say hello to everyone."

Shi Qian picked up the business card and stuffed it into everyone's hands: "Bosses,? Elites, is your wife cheating? Is your partner cheating?

Please pay attention to my WeChat public account: Zhujian@点拍骁.

We are the most professional in catching rape, and we are serious about catching rape.The adulterers caught in one year can go around the world twice?..."

I covered his mouth and pulled him back: "I'm sorry everyone, my brother drank too much,? I'm a little confused."

Pulling Shi Qian aside, I said, "Can you pay attention to what you say, kid? Do you ask people if they wear a cuckold when they meet?"

Shi Qian said: "I don't have an occupational disease, are you used to it? Brother, I have found all the information you want. There is indeed a problem with the couple named Wen you mentioned. This portfolio contains both of them. A piece of criminal evidence,? With these things,? It's enough for them to drink a pot."

I took out the information and looked at it: "Okay, Qian'er,? You are capable,? I will transfer the remaining 8 yuan to you."

Shi Qian pressed my hand: "Brother,? No need."

I said: "Tsk, friendship is friendship,? Business is business, and you can't lose a cent of the money that should be given to you."

"Brother really doesn't need it!"

Shi Qian looked at me with slightly red eyes: "I have been in the world for so many years, and you are the most open-minded person I have ever met. The first time we met, you trust me so much and regard me as a friend. You are like that." Friendship is more valuable than money."

I put my arms around his shoulders: "Qian'er, what are you talking about? We are brothers and will always be. Not only me, those people are also our brothers, and we will be a family from now on.

Let's go and play together.But don't mention the matter of catching someone else again, it's Chinese New Year. "

Shi Qian patted himself on the mouth: "Okay, brother, I understand."

I walked into the crowd with Shi Qian in my arms: "I would like to introduce you solemnly. This is my friend who runs a private detective agency. He is a talented person. His name is Shi..."

Shi Qian interjected: "My English name is Time, which means racing against time."

Erlang whispered, "His name is Tom? I think he looks like Jerry."

I stabbed him: "What nonsense? This is our brother too!"

Erlang laughed, and Hua Rong pulled Shi Qian to sit beside him: "Come, have a drink. This is Yan Xiaoqing, who is also our brother, who is engaged in art. These few are also our friends, and we will often come to play in the future." Son."

In a blink of an eye, a group of people chatted in full swing.

Erlang leaned into my ear and said, "Hey, I think about it."

I blushed, and pinched his body: "In front of so many people, you think again, do you want to show your face?"

Erlang said, "I mean your phone is ringing."

I took out my phone and pressed it, and my dad's big face popped up on the screen: "Son, where are you? Come to Ireland and save me and your mother."

I was surprised: "Dad, aren't you and my mother going to immigrate to Canada? Why did you go to Ireland?"

My dad said: "Your mother said she suddenly wanted to see men in skirts, so she took me here in a temporary detour.

As a result, as soon as we got off the plane, we were detained by the police, saying that we were selling drugs! "

I said, "Isn't this a lie? You two can deal drugs? What do the local police think?"

My dad said, "That's what I said too, but they took over 100 bottles of licorice tablets in our suitcase and insisted that we were suspected of drug trafficking and that they would throw us both in prison!"

I slapped it on the forehead: "I said, Dad, what are you doing with so many licorice tablets when you go abroad? You don't know that there are opioids in them? This is a contraband in many countries."

My dad was about to cry: "We don't understand this either! Right now your mother is arguing with them, and I can't explain clearly. You can see for yourself."

The camera panned out, and I saw my tough mother, hands on hips, negotiating with the Irish police in fluent English:

"Old? mother? I care that there is no PM2.5 in the air here. I am afraid it will cause coughing, so I specially brought a?lillte licorice tablets.

You sheep devils are not good?good?study,?day?day?up, open your mouth and say no?three?no?four? that we sell? poison?

You dog?sun! If you don’t let us go, don’t blame me, I’ll give you some colour?see?see!”

My old lady was talking, and she was about to go up and scratch her with her two short hands.

The tall Irish policeman swung his baton at her and stabbed her? A string of sparks hit my mother's waist.

But my old lady raised her hands and shouted: "Down with imperialism, long live the Chinese people!" She fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, convulsing continuously.

My father roared angrily: "You gang of dog sun, dare to beat my wife? Father fights with you!" With a flick of the phone, he rushed into the crowd to fight.

There was a rush of soldiers and horses on the other end of the phone, and I was so scared that I put on my clothes and ran out the door.

Erlang chased after him and asked, "Qing, what's the matter? What happened to your parents?"

I said, "My parents got into trouble in Ireland, and I have to go and save them."

Erlang said: "You wait, I will go with you."

I fly abroad all the year round, and I always carry my passport with me. Erlang doesn’t have a passport, and Shenren Shiqian can do it for him within half an hour by some means.

Sitting in the waiting hall of the airport, I was still uneasy. Erlang hugged me and said, "Don't worry, the police are reasonable. Uncle and aunt will be fine."

I leaned on his shoulder and sighed: "I'm not afraid that the police will be unreasonable, but I'm afraid that my parents will be unreasonable.

You don't know the lethality of the two of them, oh, forget it, you will know when you meet..."

It was 72 hours after the plane landed, and I went to the police station to complete the formalities to bail out my father, queen, and queen.

I saw that these two people were like eggplants beaten by frost.

My mother's usually delicately made-up face was now sallow and swollen, even her eyelids were bulging, and her facial lines were as deep as the Mariala Trench.

My dad, a frail old man, cried as soon as his head was stuck in my arms, twitching like a child.

Erlang picked up their luggage and said, "The hotel we booked is just ahead. Aunt and Uncle go to take a shower and rest for a while."

My mother raised her eyelids and looked at me: "Son, I want to eat noodles, which are purely Chinese."

My dad said, "Son, I want to go home, so why don't you take us home?"

I held one arm and coaxed the other to go out: "Okay, okay, let's eat noodles first, and then we will go home after eating noodles."

When I arrived at the hotel, I communicated with the lobby manager for a long time, and then I explained clearly what "tomato sauce noodles" are.

Seeing the old man and the old lady bury their heads in the food and eat the sauce all over their faces without even bothering to wipe it off, my heart aches and I feel aggrieved.

I said, "Mom, you're a little too active in thinking that you can divert to Ireland just to see a man in a skirt?"

My mother said: "Hmph, I only know that's the case when I see it with my own eyes. The legs are covered with hairs. It's so ugly."

My dad said: "Actually, I can sacrifice my hue and wear it for you to see! Why do you have to run so far? Look at the whole thing, it really scared me to death."

My mother said: "Hey, look at you? I'm afraid of getting hurt!"

Erlang covered his mouth and coughed dryly: "Uncle and aunt, please take it easy, I'll go and see how to book a ticket."

Watching Erlang go away, my mother dropped the fork, stared at my face and asked, "Boy, tell me, what's going on with you and this man?"

I pretended to be confused: "What's going on?"

My mother sneered: "I know what kind of shit you are shitting if you turn your tail up. That man looks at you in the wrong way, and you look at him even more wrongly. Are you two doing something wrong?"

I rolled my eyes, looked out the window and said nothing.

With noodles in his mouth, my dad said, "I'm eating, what are you talking about shitting? It's disgusting."

My mother slapped him on the back of the head: "Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat, your son is abnormal, and now...he is gay."

My dad was so scared that the noodles in his mouth fell off: "Son, you, you are really you..."

I looked at them seriously: "Actually, even if you don't ask, I'm planning to tell you, I'm not playing gay, I really fell in love with Erlang, and I decided to marry him!"

My mother stood up with a "sudden" sound, pointing at my nose and shaking it.

I looked up at her with fearless eyes.

My dad went to press my mom's hand: "Old woman, calm down and speak slowly."

My mother threw him away, and stared at me hoarsely: "Ximen Qing, you... what do you want? Your father and I are the only sons in this life! You are so good! , how do you let the two of us meet people?"

I said, "Why can't you two meet people? Does Erlang look bad? He's more handsome than me."

"Whether you are handsome or not is not the point! The point is that you two are men, and when you two are together, how can we have a grandson? Our Ximen family is going to be the last one, you know?"

I said, "Mom, you really don't have to worry about this. Erlang and I already have a son, his name is Xiaotie! He is five years old this year, very smart and cute, and very filial!"

My dad frowned: "Can someone else's be the same as his own? He must not be of our Ximen family."

I said, "Dad, even if I do marry a woman, will the child she give birth to be my seed?"

My dad nodded: "That's true."

My mother pinched him hard: "Anyway, we will never agree with you and that person! You let him give up as soon as possible."

I held the straw in my mouth and didn't open my mouth.

After a while, Erlang came back and said, "The earliest flight is a few days later, why don't we accompany uncle and aunt around the neighborhood for a few days?"

My dad said: "Alright."

My mother looked at her fingernails with a cold face: "It's okay to go around, but who pays for the food and drink? Ireland's cost is not low? It's only natural that my son pays for us, but some people . . . at his own expense."

I said: "Mom, you..."

Erlang pressed my hand: "Auntie, I have already contacted the car, it is outside, let's go now."

My mother strode out with the small Kun bag, and my father followed.

Erlang took my hand and followed behind them.