Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The watering can took out a handkerchief to defend itself, pointed at me and said: "Ximenqing, you came at the right time, I was about to ask you, right? You gave me the size of this batch of sleeves, right?

Did you ask the production department to make such a big thing for human use?How do you ask our marketing department to do the promotion plan? "

I glanced at him: "Director Hu, don't talk like that, it's easy to expose your own shortcomings."

The watering can jumped up angrily: "Ximenqing, don't be glib! This batch of goods is made like this,? Our marketing department can't even do a promotion plan now! We can't write on the advertisement: Sejian condoms,? Pickled carrots are just right. Is it suitable?"

"Tsk,? It seems that Director Hu is not only inexperienced, but also short-sighted, and his brain is not good either?

What's wrong with a bigger set?It is more in line with the expectations and fantasies of the majority of women for the other half.

You can write the advertisement words: Don't look down on your boyfriend!What you thought was a bird might be a vulture. "

The watering can was stunned with anger: "Ximen Qing,? You..."

Behind Lucy and colleagues in our department gave thumbs up together: "Director,? Bull fork!"

I hugged my arms: "As for Director Hu's mention of pickled radishes, it just reminded me of another advertising slogan: Pack it up, it's more delicious!"

Lucy and colleagues in my department applauded together: "The supervisor is great,? The supervisor is strong,? Our supervisor has a high IQ, oh yeah!"

The watering can was shaking with anger: "Ximen Qing,? Don't think that you are great because you are a little smart. These things are ultimately sold by your department. If you can't sell them, it's still your responsibility."

I said, "Can't sell it? You're just joking! Is there anything in this world that I, Ximen Qing, can't sell?"

Lucy and her colleagues temporarily formed a cheerleading team, clapping folders and twisting behind me: "Supervisor Ximen is the best, and supervisor Ximen is strong,? Supervisor Ximen is in sales and dares to be king easily! Oh yeah!"

The watering can pointed at them angrily: "Look at you guys, following him Ximen Qing all became insane.

We are a multinational company after all, right?Shall we also talk about corporate culture?

Just let him, a jumping clown, flicker here and there all day long to bring you all to two hundred and five! "

Lucy sneered and said, "Director Hu, you deliberately make a big fuss about the size today, don't you just want to pour dirty water on our supervisor and put eye drops on it?

Who doesn't know that the position of director above is vacant, and now only the two of you are eligible to compete.

At this juncture, you made a big fuss about our manager's small mistake, thinking you could squeeze him out?cut?What about when we are blind? "

One finger of the watering can made Lucy choke speechless, and she simply admitted it generously: "Yes, I just want to be a director, and I just feel that I am a hundred times more suitable than Ximen Qing!"

"Is that true? I don't think so!"

Everyone turned their heads together, only to see a man full of aura standing at the door.

Long eyes and phoenix eyes, red lips and white teeth.

Her black hair was neatly brushed with pomade, and the high-end custom-made purple suit on her body was of great value at first glance.

A tie of the same color, a limited edition Zombie Denton gold watch, and Italian handmade custom-made leather shoes. His outfit alone is conservatively estimated to be more than a million.

With just one glance, one can tell that this person in front of him is definitely not an ordinary person.But why do I think he looks familiar?

The assistant to the president's office who followed behind him introduced: "This is Mr. Chai, CEO of our company's Asia Pacific region. Welcome."

Watering Can One Finger Zen hurriedly stretched out his hands to greet him: "Hi, President, welcome!"

The CEO cast a cold glance at him, and put his hands back into his pockets.

The watering can was bruised on the nose and stood aside in embarrassment.

Lucy whispered to me: "You were on vacation a while ago. I didn't have time to tell you that the CEO is in charge of the entire Asia-Pacific region. Today, he came to inspect our company and left after walking around."

The CEO looked at me: "You said just now that there is nothing in this world that you cannot sell.

Then I would like to ask, how can you sell these oversized condoms that do not meet the size of Chinese people? "

I thought for a while and said, "President, the competition in the domestic condom market is becoming more and more fierce. Instead of fighting for a piece of the pie in China and fighting with our colleagues, why don't we move to the African market?

Africa is a high-incidence area for AIDS. There is a large demand for condoms, there are many blank spots in the market, and the size is just right. "

The big president nodded approvingly: "Well, I have ideas and courage."

Watering Can One Finger Chan was unwilling to be lonely and quickly interrupted: "President, in fact, our marketing department's plan is to enter foreign countries, and the European and American markets are the focus of our next step..."

"European and American markets?" The CEO glanced at him: "European and American adult products companies are much more mature than ours, and the market saturation is also higher. How much will it cost you to let our products enter? Have you calculated it?"

The watering can choked: "I'm sorry, President, I didn't think about it for the time being, and my brain went crazy."

The big president sneered: "The premise of having a brain is that you have a brain.

Judging from the situation just now, you don't have the quality of a leader at all. It seems that the position of department director should belong to him, Ximen Qing. "

The watering can was horrified, and he leaned over cheekily and recklessly: "President, I'm afraid you don't understand the situation here.

This Ximenqing has much lower qualifications than me.Apart from sensationalizing and winning people's hearts, he has absolutely no other abilities.

But I am different. I work hard and have a sincere attitude.If I were to be the director, I would definitely be more suitable than him, President. "

The big president stroked the neatly trimmed mustache on his upper lip: "You said he didn't have real talent, but what he said casually just now were two excellent advertising plans.

You say he only wins people's hearts?So let me ask you, when his subordinates are supporting him, what are your subordinates doing? "

The watering can subconsciously looked up at the marketing department. Those people in his department were stretching their necks to watch the excitement, but when they saw him looking over, they all dispersed with a "wow".

The assistant to the president took a step forward and said: "President, your vision is really accurate. In fact, the candidate for the director we internally approved before is Ximen Qing. Now we will draw up an announcement and formally appoint him!"

The partners behind cheered? Those half-crazy guys from our department ran over and lifted me up and threw me to the ceiling.

The new president looked at us and smiled, led the group of people around and walked out.

I stared at his back, my eyes couldn't stop getting hot.

900 years ago, you saved me my position in Liangshan, and in the next life, you saved me my position as director.

Chai Jin, my good big brother in China, your attributes have not changed in the past and present!

Watching them go downstairs in the elevator, I broke free from the hands of those behind me and chased them down in another elevator.

When we arrived at the parking lot, my brother was about to get into the Maybach, and I chased him out and yelled, "Brother!"

My brother stopped and looked back at me: "Are you calling me?"

I nodded.

He frowned and said nothing.

I chased after him and said, "Brother President, I want to thank you for speaking for me just now. It just so happens that a friend of mine named Hua Xiaoshuai opened a club, and I want to invite you to play with him..."

The president opened his eyes wide: "Who are you talking about? Hua Shuai? Are you friends with him? Haha, is he my junior? We haven't seen each other for a long time! He also returned to China? That's great, you take him right away I'm going to see him."

The assistant to the president said: "Boss, your plane is scheduled to fly directly to America in six hours. Are you sure you want to attend that party?"

My brother said: "I have a sense of proportion, you go to the airport and wait for me first."

He turned around and pulled me into the car next to him, "What kind of club is that? Do you often go there to play? How is Xiaoshuai now? We haven't seen each other since graduating from college. You and Let me tell you about his situation..."

As soon as he walked to the entrance of the club, he heard the loud music inside. Yan Qing sat on the stage and played the drum set, and Hua Xiaoshuai played an electric guitar with all his strength.

As soon as I walked in with my brother, a group of people stood up and greeted him: "Mr. Chai? It's great to see you here."

My brother's eyes lit up immediately: "Lin? Lu? Yang? Didn't expect to see you here?" Then he said to me: "Ximen Qing, Lin Chong, Lu Da and Yang Zhi were former Ivy League alumni. I thought I could meet here. This gift you gave me is really a surprise!"

Erlang came over and climbed onto my shoulder: "Qing'er. Lin Chong, Ada, Xiao Zhi and Hua Shuai are all the main players of the school team of the American Ivy League University. They used to play against each other often on the field. This year, Xiao Shuai came back for the New Year, and they also followed I didn't expect them to know this Mr. Chai?"

I said, "What's your name, Mr. Chai? Brother, this is my dear brother."

My brother handed a cigar to Erlang: "I'm Ximenqing's boss, and I'm very happy that he can call me that. Although I don't have a younger brother?, I feel very kind when I see him.

don't you smokeThen come over for a drink with Xiaoqing, it's really a pleasure to see so many old friends here. "

After Hua Xiaoshuai and Yan Qing finished playing, they ran down from the stage together.

Hua Xiaoshuai grabbed my shoulders when he came up: "I asked you to come and you really came here empty-handed, without even bringing any fruit? You are a stingy Ximen!"

I said, "Didn't you say that you took care of everything? You asked me to bring things? Are you sorry?"

Over there, Lao Tao, Shunzi and the others grilled the steaks over charcoal, and greeted loudly: "Brothers, hurry up and eat, the meat skewers are all ready."

A group of people moved from indoor to outdoor again. During the chat, Lao Tao mentioned that he was engaged in traditional carpentry construction, and built an arch bridge with a pair of chopsticks on the spot.

Lu Da stood on the bridge with a weight of more than 200 kilograms, and the bridge was still solid.Yang Zhi didn't believe in evil, so he also stood up together.

Just such an arch bridge supported by a handful of thin chopsticks, it just supported the weight of the two of them, and it didn't move at all.

Everyone applauded and cheered together, and they were amazed again and again.

I said to my brother: "Brother, don't go to America to make a fuss. The domestic market is huge, the culture is profound, and the money is endless. Why don't you stay and let us do something together."

Chai Jin raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "Oh? It seems you have an idea?"

I said: "My idea is that we good brothers will work together to create a win-win situation..." Before I finished speaking, I saw a person sneaking in from outside the door, looked around cunningly, and ran towards me .