After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

I don't know what Hee Si Jae talked to them about, but what I do know is that there was definitely an agreement between them.

— it's about me.

"Why..." Kunikida Doppo pointed at me with trembling hands, his lips trembled for a while, and after a long time, he broke down and asked, "Why are there two more Dazai!!!"

Other members of the detective agency also pretended to be dealing with official duties, but actually quietly raised their heads to peek at the rare spectacle in front of them.

For the first time in the history of the detective agency, so many Osamu Dazai appeared.

five.

Even Edogawa Ranpo was silent for a while, and then suddenly jumped down from his seat: "Is there any interesting case recently?!" Don't stay here and become the cannon fodder that was sacrificed when the Dazai rulers fought each other.

I grabbed his sleeve with a smile: "Unfortunately, it's relatively peaceful recently, and there are no cases."

Edogawa Ranpo stared wide-eyed and accused me silently: Do you want to drag everyone into the water? ! !

Ah.

I am not guilty at all.

Just kidding, if you leave, the others must have run away with an excuse, leaving me in the Shura field facing their five dogs and men?What a joke.

Don't try to escape.

I said to him silently.

Edogawa Ranpo could only angrily return to his place to read manga.

Yosano Akiko quietly pulled me to the infirmary and whispered to my ear, with a complicated expression: "...Five Dazai, are you okay?"

I have a toothache: "Look at my dark circles..."

Damn, there are dog men picking the lock and climbing the bed every night, so I can't sleep at all. I'm afraid that one morning when I wake up, I will find one or several naked men lying next to me and say that I have taken him (them) I am responsible for my body.

Osamu Dazai, a dog man, can do it perfectly!After all, this is not the first time!

"Why don't you choose one first...?" Yosano Akiko gave me an idea, "The best way is to use Dazai to deal with Dazai, choose one, and then the other party will definitely deal with the other four for you."

"Do you think I haven't thought about it..." I said quietly, "But they... have formed an alliance!"

With Akiko Yosano: ...

With Yosano Akiko: "Alliance?? Is that what I think?"

I nodded with pain on my face.

Osamu Dazai is worthy of the heart, let alone five.

It is very proficient to pit yourself.

The biggest enemy is yourself, but likewise, the biggest teammate is also yourself.

So they formed an alliance in twos and threes.

What's even more deceitful is that the alliance objects are different. You may form an alliance with one of them, then secretly form an alliance with another, and finally cheat your other allies.

You really know how to play, Osamu Dazai.

As expected of you.

I can't even think about how I got through these days.

And they seem to have come up with a new trick recently...

I clutched my cheeks and felt my teeth hurt even more.

I once tried to call Chuya, but the other party immediately went on a business trip to the far side of the Pacific Ocean the day I left his house, and never gave me a chance to ask for help.

I gritted my teeth hard, and sent all the audios of his photos stored in my phone.

Then got blocked.

I failed, so I secretly took five pictures of Dazai Osamu and sent them to Akutagawa Yin, and asked her to show them to Akutagawa Ryunosuke. I thought that Tie Hanhan would come to the door excitedly, but that afternoon, the old fox Mori Ogai He called me and falsely stated that Ryunosuke Akutagawa also went on a business trip recently and could not return to Yokohama in a short time.

Hehe, old fox, I believe you a ghost!

I had no choice but to send text messages to my father desperately asking to end my studies early.

【dad! ! !Your daughter, I miss you and Mom!I want to go home now! ! ! 】

In this regard, my father said [I heard from Brother Natsume that you have been in a relationship recently?Don't worry, your mother and I are not pedantic people. If you really like it, you can stay there for a few more years. I can stand it, so don't try my mind. 】

I am not I do not have ah! ! !

I am so wronged! ! ! !

I could only try my best to defend myself: [Don't listen to Natsume-sensei's nonsense!Your daughter, I was stalked by a pervert!Five! ! !His ability is nullification, I can't handle her! ! ! ! 】

The tone of the text message this time was obviously my mother's: [There are only five people, if they are good-looking, they will be all of them, it doesn't matter if the family can afford it. 】

Depend on! ! !

I couldn't help but swear, and wanted to hit the wall directly.

Osamu Dazai, who have been following me openly and secretly, was obviously curious about what text message I sent. Qing Shizai turned his head to look at it, and said in a surprised tone: "I told you to take all five of us? Miss, your mother really Bravo."

"Is your mother-in-law so caring?" Hei Shizai came over, lay on my back, wrapped his arms around my waist, and said in an ambiguous tone, "Xiao Shang, I don't mind..."

Osamu Dazai also followed him, trying to push Hei Shizai away in disgust, but Hei Shizai curled his lips and left half of the seat for him, so Dazai happily lay on the other side of me, "Ah, it's really too much!" That's it."

The leader over there has already turned on his mobile phone and started to check the information: "Well... What do I need to prepare when I meet my father-in-law for the first time..."

Bai Zai also began to think: "Health care products...? But it seems unreliable."

"Father-in-law and mother-in-law are the official staff of the flower planter... You can catch that mouse and send it over. After all, that guy has been lurking beside Xiaoshang for so long. It's hard to believe that he has no intentions."

"That makes sense, I'll find someone to find out the whereabouts of the devil later."

So several Osamu Dazai have always decided to catch the devil as a gift to meet their future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

I:? ? ?

Are you serious? ! !Fei Jia, what did he do wrong! ! ! !

"Xiao Shang, don't show this expression because of that mouse." Osamu Dazai began to bite my ear, complaining dissatisfiedly: "By the way, there is one more thing... The five of us have always decided that from today on, Xiao Shang, you want Choose someone to sleep in."

What the hell? ! !

Seeing my confused face, Hei Shizai groped my waist restlessly with both hands, and softly blew in my ear: "Well...the five of us can't go together, so choose whatever you like. Just sleep alone."

The leader closed the phone and added with a smile: "Of course, you can choose two or three... As long as Xiaoshang can bear it, you can do anything to us."

Thank you, no appointment, goodbye.

I said with a wooden face, "Can I choose?"

"No way." All Osamu Dazai said in unison, and then began to discuss at once.

"What's so good about a little dwarf, a little one, cut it."

But it's comfortable to hold in your arms.

"The cruel mafia is not suitable to associate with you, Xiao Shang."

What qualifications do you, a former mafia leader, have to say this! ! !

"The technology is not good, and the barking is not good."

It's like you're good at technology.

"The wine is not good, and they beat people."

Wasn't it you who teased me first? ! !

"And I blew up his garage. I guess he won't want to see you again in the near future."

"Garage bombing?!!!"

The corner of my mouth twitched as I looked at Osamu Dazai who just revealed what he had done. Together, everything is a little bit unhappy." He made a voice like a devil whispering, "It just so happened that Slug's newly bought locomotive arrived. It is said to be a limited edition. As soon as I was unhappy, I set off a firework in his garage."

Dare to say it, you.

Zhongye will definitely hate me...

"Anyway, choose someone to sleep with, Xiaoshang." Dazai Osamu kissed my neck, his kite-colored eyes were extremely deep, like an abyss that the light cannot reach, "We will not allow you to find outsiders ,so--"

"You will only belong to us."

【THAN】