After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

I opened my eyes instantly.

As expected, another Osamu Dazai appeared.

It is also expected that Chuya's anti-killing artifact is well-deserved...with him, it can completely attract 100% of Dazai Osamu's firepower.

Otherwise, the place where Osamu Dazai appears is definitely under my bed!

Thank you for your sacrifice, the organization will always remember you.

I pretended I didn't hear it, and closed my eyes again, intending to continue to sleep.

But I thought too much, and the noise from the next door became louder and louder. I even saw the solid walls start to tremble slightly, including the surrounding furniture, which also started to vibrate.

This is the rhythm of demolishing the house!

Is Zhong also so ruthless against his own family? ! !

I immediately turned over and got out of bed, before I had time to put on my slippers, I rushed to the next door barefoot to see what was going on.

Sure enough, Nakahara Nakahara, who was only wearing a bathrobe, was beating a hideous Osamu Dazai in a black suit and black coat, with a bandage over his right eye. During the messy holiday, I sharply saw a book on the bedside table. A half-drunk bottle of red wine and a tall glass.

The case was solved, it seems that after taking a shower, he was lying on the bed drinking and getting drunk, and then this Osamu Dazai suddenly appeared from under the bed.

Under normal circumstances, Zhong would not be so reckless.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai has committed too many crimes.

"Xiao Shang..." Seeing me appear, Osamu Dazai, who was dodging Chuya Nakahara's attack with an indifferent face, his iris-colored eyes fluctuated for a moment, and his face suddenly became ugly in the next second, like a wife seeing her husband cheating on a night party The little lover generally asked, "Why do you live in a slug's house?!!"

"Something's up." I don't know why I felt a little guilty, avoided his accusing eyes, took a step forward and hugged Zhongya, who was still about to hit someone, and activated his voice, "Quiet, Chuya, go to bed with me."

【Long Live My Emperor】Activate.

Zhong Yuanzhong also became quiet in an instant, like a soft little sheep directly slumped in my arms, lifting my neck, flushed because of drunkenness, and humming in a daze, "Hmm..."

I rubbed his long, soft ochre-colored hair, and immediately picked him up horizontally. Chuya's own room was almost destroyed, so I hugged him and prepared to go back to my room.

"Just let this little guy fend for himself," Hei Shizai looked at me with some displeasure, "Xiao Shang, where are you going to take him with you?"

"My room," I said.

"What are you kidding!" He exploded immediately, reaching out his hand to block me, "Isn't it enough for you to have me?! You actually attacked this little guy! What's so good about a slug! A short, stupid, black stinky slug! Xiao Shang, you actually cheated in front of me!"

"I'm not with you, so it's not cheating." I calmly walked away from him.

"You want to leave when you're asleep?!" Hei Shizai's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief, "Scumbag!!!"

It turns out that the timeline of Osamu Dazai is that I just defected...

I was thinking thoughtfully, and my face was calm: "Calm down, according to what you say, I have slept with so many people, so I have to be responsible for everyone."

Hei Shizai was so choked by me that he couldn't speak, he could only grit his teeth and watch as I hugged Zhongya and went to my room. After I put Zhongya on the bed, I immediately turned around and closed the door, locked it, and held the chair against it. , in one go.

Hei Shizai, who was one step late, was shut out by me.

Hei Shizai: ...

Hei Shizai: "Open the door! If you have the ability to sleep with slugs, you have the ability to open the door!"

I pretended I couldn't hear him, so I just reminded him: "You don't have time to find another place to stay tonight, so just sleep on the sofa, good night."

"Why can you and the dwarf sleep on the bed and I can only sleep on the sofa?!" He slammed on the door with a "bang bang", and he said very confidently, "Anyway, Xiaoshang, if you sleep with one, you can sleep with both. Isn't it good to do happy things?!"

I lay down without changing my face, and hugged Zhong who was sleeping soundly in my arms: "Not good."

The knocking on the door stopped, probably because he realized that the door was blocked and could not be pried open, so he gave up.

Thinking of this, I looked at Chuya who was curled up in front of me, and my arms shrank a little.

It's really the perfect humanoid pillow.

Nakaya, who didn't know about it, hummed twice in his dream, rubbed against my arms, and continued to fall into a deep sleep.

……

The next morning, I was woken up by Chuya's tenor voice.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also half-kneeled on the bed, shaking me awake with a ferocious face, pointing to the black thing behind me: "Why is this guy on my bed?!!"

ha?

When I just woke up, my mind was still a little confused, and it took me a long time to realize what he said.

Just when I wanted to get up, I felt something sticking to my back. When I woke up, I turned my head and saw that Hei Shizai, who was only wearing a white shirt, was sleeping soundly while hugging me.

I obviously blocked the door last night, how did he get in? ! !

"Bastard mackerel!!!" Seeing me with a dazed face, Nakahara Chuya angrily grabbed Hei Shizai who was still sleeping by the collar, "Bastard why did you appear here!!!"

"Hmm...?" Hei Shizai was also awakened by the shaking, he barely opened his eyes, and said lazily, "Cut, it's really disappointing to see a certain black dwarf so early in the morning."

"Do you think I saw you for a reason?!"

"But for Xiaoshang's sake, I will leave you alone for the time being." Hei Shizai hugged me and rubbed against him, "Xiaoshang, ignore him and let's go on sleeping~"

Seeing Hei Shi slaughtering oil and salt without getting into the dead skin and being shameless, Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at me and asked angrily: "What the hell is going on with this guy?!"

That's right... There were several incidents involving Osamu Dazai and we all concealed them from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang in order to prevent Mori Ogai from making troubles, so it is normal that Zhong didn't know.

If other people saw this Osamu Dazai, they probably thought that Osamu Dazai from the detective agency was from this world, but who is Zhongyuan Zhong?He has been Dazai Osamu's partner for three years. Although he doesn't want to admit it, he is undoubtedly one of the people who knows the existence of Dazai Osamu the best. Something is wrong.

"Something went wrong..." I thought for a while, trying to explain all this without revealing more, "In short, there may be several Osamu Dazai from different times and different spaces recently..."

"Several...?" Zhongyuan Zhong also narrowed his eyes, his tone was terribly cold, "Is this why you hid in my house?"

"Ahem, cough, I can't live at home."

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his eyes in disbelief, with a face full of disbelief: "So you came to my house to lure this group of mackerel to me?!!"

The intuition department is really scary... I was guessed right.

I looked up at the ceiling and pretended not to know anything.

Nakahara Chuya twitched the corner of his mouth: "...So, there are several Dazai rulers now."

I counted, with a somewhat uncertain tone, "...five?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

"boom!"

The door of Chuya's house in Zhongyuan was slammed shut in front of me.

I knocked on the door desperately: "Chuya! You can't do this to me!"

"Shut up, Huang Shang! Whose fault do you think this is!" Even through a door, I could hear Zhong Yuanzhong's voice full of resentment, "I'm applying for a business trip with the boss today. When will I come back without it!!!”

"Even if all the extras are gone, there will be one left..." I muttered softly.

No, actually two.

But about the chief Zai... since he doesn't know, let's not talk about it.

"You've been kicked out, Xiao Shang." Hei Shizai lazily lay on my back, and said gloatingly.

"...Whose fault do you think!" I said angrily, and waved to the queen who came to pick me up, "Queen, how is your family?"

Last night, the queen, who was specially left at home by me to observe the Dazai rulers, said softly, "Your Majesty, everything is fine."

Are those guys doing nothing wrong?

I was a little skeptical, so I decided to go back and see for myself.

Hei Shizai followed me obediently, trying to hold my hand and walk along the way. I was impatient with his torment, and said a little speechlessly: "Are you a three-year-old? Let's go hand in hand."

Hei Shizai blinked and said innocently, "That's right."

Being tormented by him and losing my temper, I let him hold my hand and walked towards the dormitory.

When I arrived at the door of the dormitory, I wanted to take out the key to open the door, but Hei Shizai reached out and pushed the door open first.

The door was unlocked and opened with a slight push.

Oncoming are four dog men sitting on the sofa.

The moment the door opened, their eyes coincided with the hands held by me and Hei Shizai.

Where I couldn't see, Hei Shizai smiled provocatively at the other selves.

Sitting in the middle, the leader Zai vaguely headed by him showed a kind smile. When he rushed to the black, Zai nodded and asked in an unquestionable tone: "Talk about it?"

Hei Shizai said briskly, "Okay."

I have a toothache, so I'm waiting here!