After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

I looked at this 15-year-old Osamu Dazai blankly.

The 15-year-old Osamu Dazai looked at me innocently.

I stretched out my hand to pinch his still baby-fat cheeks under the surprised eyes of the other party, and sneered: "Do you know what we will do to disobedient children in our flower planter?"

The 15-year-old Osamu Dazai's expression froze immediately, and he subconsciously wanted to jump out of bed and run away.

but--

"late!"

I grabbed him by the back of the collar like a cat, and he didn't let go no matter how hard he plopped, I pulled him directly into my arms, let him lie face down on the bed to hold him down, and then aimed at his The ass was slapped down hard.

"Aww!" He wailed and struggled desperately after being photographed by me, "You are playing a hooligan to me!!!"

"Crack!" Another slap.

"Aww! Come on, help me!!!"

"Snapped!"

"Miss, you have changed! You have become old and fierce... ouch!"

"Snapped!"

"Sorry I was wrong!"

Seeing that he finally surrendered, I stretched out my hand to hit him and shook it in front of his eyes, and asked slowly, "What's wrong?"

Qing Shizai's eyes were still full of tears from the previous beating, his nose was red, and he looked very pitiful. He blinked and said cautiously, "Miss... isn't it fierce?"

Ah.

I sneered, raised my hand and slapped again.

"Snapped!"

"I admit that you are not fierce and you still hit me!" He was so anxious that I almost jumped up, seeing that I was about to hit me again, he immediately said in a hurry, "Miss is so young! Not old at all!!!"

My slap stopped.

Seeing this, Qing Shizai immediately boasted in every possible way, as if he wanted to blow me out of a flower: "Miss is so young and beautiful, your eyes are the brightest stars in the night sky, and your lips are the most delicate flowers in the morning. The first time I saw you, I was deeply impressed by your charm..."

I withdrew my hand in satisfaction, Qing Shizai finally heaved a sigh of relief.

"Then, miss," he sat up and recovered his usual calm state, "then can you tell me why I appear here?"

I'm not going to answer: "Why don't you guess."

The Osamu Dazai in front of him is only fourteen or fifteen years old, but according to what he said at the beginning, it is obvious that he knows 'me'.

But I met Osamu Dazai after I came to Yokohama to go to school at the age of 17, and Osamu Dazai was only one year older than me.

So here comes the question, why does Osamu Dazai in front of me know me?

It's a deliberate cliché... No, it doesn't look like his reaction. When he first saw me, his pupils narrowed slightly, and then quickly returned to normal. He obviously knew me and heard his tone. I just left for a few days...

Is that so, a parallel world?

In this way, it became clear that the 14-year-old me in that world came to Yokohama for some reason, and met Dazai Osamu by accident.

And made a deep impression on him——

"Let me guess without any hint...it's too much." He complained in a low voice, and then began to think.

"So that's how it is-" Qing Shizai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said firmly, "This is the future...but it's not the future of my world. Just now, miss, your reaction to hearing that I know you is very interesting. It seems that you think I don't know you at this time..."

So when I was observing him just now, he was also observing me in turn?

"But Miss, you are not very surprised by my appearance... It seems that I was expected to appear..." He narrowed his eyes and looked at me indifferently, "So it is true that you have a problem here, which affects me."

"Not bad." Someone applauded lightly.

Qing Shizai and I looked at the place where the sound came from, and saw Osamu Dazai leaning against the door of my room, greeting me with a smile, "Good morning, Xiaoshang."

"You broke into my room again!"

"I'm just a little worried, Xiaoshang, because you haven't gone out for so long," Osamu Dazai quibbled, "I specially bought the steamed buns and tofu nao that you like..."

"I bought it." The leader Zai interrupted him coldly, walked over, and looked at me with an extremely soft gaze, "Good morning, Xiao Shang."

When Qing Shizai saw the two faces in front of him, his face suddenly became extremely ugly: "Tch, the future me is not dead yet."

"That's right," while speaking, Bai Zai also came over Shi Shiran, with a very helpless tone, "It's a pity."

"But speaking of it," Dazai Osamu's eyes instantly became extremely dangerous, "Little devil, how long will you stay in Xiaoshang's arms?"

"I want you to care!" Qing Shizai stuck out his tongue at him, then put his arms around my neck and rubbed it deliberately, "Miss, look at me in the future, I'm so fierce, you have to protect me~"

I tore him apart very calmly: "Get out all for me, I have to change clothes and go to class!"

After changing clothes and washing up, I hurried to class with the steamed buns and a cup of tofu nao bought by the leader Zai, completely ignoring Qing Shizai who was surrounded by vicious adults talking about pitiful life and calling me for help.

During the class, I received countless text messages from these Dazai Osamu (the ghost knows where the mobile phones of Baizai and Qingshizai who just arrived know my mobile phone number), such as [Xiao Shang, let’s eat crab meat tonight], [Xiao Shang, I miss you for a day without your company], [Xiao Shang, why not change your posture tonight, I think xx is good], [Miss, when will you come back and they will bully me! ! ! ! 】etc.

The thought of going home with four Dazai Osamu... Hey, what a nightmare! !

I decided to go out and hide.

At least I won't go back until the redundant Osamu Dazai is gone.

"So you came to me?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at me speechlessly, "Just to hide from that mackerel?"

"Well," I nodded feebly, "Anyway, please take me in for a while."

"I'm fine," he evoked a maniacal smile, "It's better to say that I'm more than happy to find trouble for that bastard."

"Chuya, you are such a nice person—"

"Shut up! It's disgusting." He turned his face away, a suspicious blush appeared on his ears.

"Chuya, can we sleep together tonight?"

"Huh?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes, as if he heard something unbelievable, "Are you kidding me!"

"No, I'm serious." Who knows if there will be another Dazai Osamu tonight, and with Nakaya's opponent at the side, maybe it can be avoided.

What responded to me was the sound of someone closing the door hastily and a sentence left behind: "The things you left before are basically still there... In short, don't enter my bedroom!!!"

So innocent...

I curled my lips and went to the bedroom that Chuya had prepared for me.

It's a good night without the harassment of Osamu Dazai.

I closed my eyes happily.

Prepare to have sweet dreams.

Then it was broken by a familiar scream.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa