After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

My mind was a mess when I was drunk.

"Dazai... rule?" I called out tentatively.

"Xiao Shang." X3.

...Can't your ears hear clearly when you're drunk? ? ?

Why do I hear three voices answering me? ! !

Was it a nightmare...it must be! ! !

I closed my eyes and decided to play dead.

Two slaughters are enough to kill... Another one will bring the end of the world.

"Xiao Shang." Seeing that I didn't respond, Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a sand-colored windbreaker, took a step forward anxiously, reaching out his hand to touch me, but Osamu Dazai who was holding me avoided him calmly, "Don't sleep! This guy is not a nice guy."

The leader Zai was more straightforward, and looked at him coldly with his deep kite-colored eyes: "Who are you?"

"I'm Osamu Dazai." The other party hugged me calmly, "Didn't you already guess it?"

"So that's how it is..." Osamu Dazai put on a hypocritical smile, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "It's a different timeline."

Osamu Dazai, who was holding me—or call him Bai Zai, nodded slightly, showing the same smile: "Not bad."

"Then," Osamu Dazai's voice turned cold instantly, "As another 'I', why did I appear here?"

"It's because of the book." The leader Zai said suddenly, his eyes were like thick ink that couldn't be melted, heavy and complicated, "I was pulled into this world because of Xiao Shang, which caused a crack in the 'book', so The 'I' from different time and space will be gathered here. So—"

"There will be more 'I'." Osamu Dazai said firmly.

"This is just the beginning." Bai Zai declared.

……

I feel like I've run into a ghost press.

I clearly feel that I am in a dream, but it seems that something is pressing on my body, and it is so heavy that I can't breathe. My hands are firmly bound by unknown things, and my feet seem to be pressed by something. It is stuck, and there is no way to get rid of it.

Before being crushed to death, I finally managed to open my eyes.

What came into view was a familiar enlarged face.

Osamu Dazai.

This dog man was sleeping soundly on top of me, no wonder I was so overwhelmed! ! !

The corner of my mouth twitched, and just as I was about to push him away, I found that my hands were tightly hugged.

Oh wow.

On the left lay the leader Zai. This guy refused to take off the bandage over his left eye even when he was sleeping. He hugged my waist tightly and rested his head on my left arm. He only wore a white shirt all over his body. The neckline of the shirt was wide open, and only two or three buttons were fastened. There were several suspicious marks on the pale and thin body, which seemed to be the teeth marks I bit down when I was hungry in the middle of the night.

On the right side is another Dazai Osamu. His slightly curly bangs on his forehead are pushed aside, revealing his plump and smooth forehead. He is lying on my right shoulder, with his hands around my chest, wearing only the same clothes as the leader Zai. He was wearing a shirt, but it was black. The button of the shirt was completely unbuttoned, and his white chest was exposed to the air. Pity the marks left by pinching and pinching.

As for the Osamu Dazai lying on me, he was so exaggerated that he was not wearing anything, and his body was also very exciting. His head was on my neck, curled up between me and the quilt, and fell asleep.

Wait...one, two, three...why is there an extra Osamu Dazai! ! !

I was so startled that I sat up straight, Osamu Dazai, who was sleeping on top of me, slid off me and hit the leader next to him. The leader was awakened by my movement, and the third one was awakened at the same time Osamu Dazai.

"Hmm... Xiaoshang, you are so rude..." Osamu Dazai, who was lying on top of me, let out a sob, struggled to get up and rubbed into my arms, straddled my waist, stretched out his arms and hugged my waist tightly, Rubbing his head against my neck, he said coquettishly, "I'm so sleepy."

"Xiao Shang..." The extra Dazai Osamu also came over, he pushed Dazai Osamu's arm that was holding me, but he didn't push it, he could only hold my right hand reluctantly, with his head resting on my right shoulder , complained, "You were so rough to me last night...my body hurts..."

"Yeah," my left shoulder sank in an instant, and the leader Zai also put his head on it. He rubbed against it and said weakly, "Xiao Shang tormented us all night last night..."

I:……

There are too many slots and I don't know where to start.

I was speechless for a while, then looked at the Dazai Osamu lying on my right shoulder: "Who are you?"

"I'm Osamu Dazai," the other party kissed my neck, and said sweetly like a baby, "But it's not the Osamu Dazai of this timeline... Before I came here, I should have been waiting for someone in Kusai .”

Kosai... Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, no wonder he was wearing that outfit.

Memories of last night flooded back suddenly, and I thought about it carefully, and it was indeed Osamu Dazai's appearance at the time of the Kosai incident.

but……

My tone was not good: "You...did you want to get me drunk last night?"

Bai Zai's gesture of kissing me froze immediately, and he said awkwardly: "Actually, it was just a misunderstanding..."

"He wants to attack you, Xiao Shang." Osamu Dazai, who was lying in my arms and acting like a baby, suddenly raised his head and said with a smile.

Bai Zai: ...

The same Osamu Dazai, why did you hurt me so much! ! !

Bai Zai coughed lightly: "I can explain..."

"Think, counter, attack?" I narrowed my eyes and asked word by word.

"How could it be..." Bai Zai directly pulled away Dazai who was watching the fun, and sat down in my arms. He held my hand and pressed it against my chest, leaning against my ear and panting slightly, "Your Majesty is so powerful...Yeyu Sannan fought seven times in one night...How could I think of counterattack...You almost passed me out last night."

"What the hell?" I ran my fingertips across his chest, then dipped into his waist, and squeezed his thin waist, with a half-smile, "Looking at the marks, why do you think I was beaten?"

Bai Zai... Bai Zai chose to shut up.

"It was a hit." Osamu Dazai, who was pushed aside, got up and began to change his clothes, laughing at his other self while changing, "Xiaoshang really hit hard last night, the three of us joined forces and didn't hold it down... Hey, okay pain."

really?

I turned to look at the leader Zai.

The leader Zai gave me a weak smile, and comforted me: "Xiao Shang actually kept his hands away from me... it was just a few bites when I was hungry."

The subtext is that the main beating is the other two.

Osamu Dazai/Baizai: Cut.

I was slightly relieved.

That's good... It's okay for Dazai to have rough skin and thick flesh... Chief Zai has been malnourished for a long time and his body is weak. If I really beat him, I'm afraid I can only see him in the crematorium.

After all, I was the one who brought him into this strange world, and I have to be responsible for him regardless of emotion or reason.

"It's okay, Xiao Shang," the leader Jae said softly, "You can treat me like this...I'm very happy."

It's over, I feel a little pain in my conscience... No, what kind of conscience should I have for Osamu Dazai! ! !

Thinking of this, I changed my face in a second: "Get up quickly! I have to report to the detective agency today, don't be lazy!"

The leader Jae stood up and dressed in silence.

"What about me?" Bai Zai got up from me, and slowly began to change his clothes.

"You go too. I think Kunikida will be very happy to have someone to share the work."

No, I think he's going to break down.

Bai Zai lowered his eyes and thought.

In fact it is.

"Why! Why is there another Dazai Osamu!!!" Kunikida Doppo pointed at Baizai behind me and shouted in dismay.

"Kunikida-kun, I have admired your name for a long time," Baizai slightly raised the corners of his lips, and introduced himself gracefully, "I am Dazai Shuji, and I am actually triplets with Dazai..."

"Do you think I'll believe it?!" Kunikida Doppo squeezed his ideal book, then turned his head and yelled at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa fishing, "Dazai! What's going on! !!"

"Something went wrong..." Osamu Dazai flipped through his "Complete Suicide Manual" casually, and explained casually, "In short, there may have been several me recently..."

"Is this a small problem?!" Kunikida Doppo trembled violently all over his body, and finally covered his face and shouted in collapse, "One Dazai is enough...if there are more..."

"It's the end of the world..." Atsushi Nakajima whispered.

"Dun-kun," Dazai continued to read his book without raising his head, "I seem to have heard you underestimating something just now."

"No... no hahahaha, Mr. Dazai, you got it wrong."

Nakajima Atsushi picked up a stack of documents with a face of cold sweat and planned to go back to his seat to deal with them. When he turned around, he happened to be face to face with Baizai. Looking at the other person's half-smile expression, Nakajima Atsushi felt his tiger's tail stand up in fright. up.

"Dun-jun," Bai Zai chewed on the meaning of Atsushi Nakajima's words before, slowly showing a smile that looked like a devil in the eyes of the other party, and said slowly, "I never thought you would have such a big opinion on me. Woolen cloth."

"Absolutely not!" Atsushi Nakajima was about to cry, "I have always respected Mr. Dazai!"

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I pulled Bai Jae away, "Don't scare him."

Bai Zai obediently came over: "Okay, I'll listen to Xiao Shang."

Atsushi Nakajima breathed a sigh of relief and left in a hurry.

After I threw Bai Zai, who was pestering me, to the leader Zai and asked him to help with official duties, I was dragged to the next door infirmary with Yosano Akiko to have a whisper.

Yosano Akiko's tone was complicated: "Ask... Now that the three Dazai are by your side, how do you feel?"

I said in a sad tone, "I want to die."

She patted me on the shoulder: "One Dazai is enough to be annoying, but it turned out to be three...sorry."

I covered my face, trying to escape from reality. The queen who was standing on the bird stand in the infirmary and eating snacks immediately flew over when she saw that I was unhappy, trying to comfort me.

Yosano Akiko suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Dazai said that he might appear again... What will you do then?"

My hand touching the queen's smooth feathers paused for a moment, and hesitated: "...it can't be so miserable, right?"

In fact, I completely overestimated my luck.

The next day, the same scene, the same time, the same ghost press.

The difference is that the characters that appear are different.

The Dazai Osamu with a more youthful and childish face in front of me lay on my body and greeted me with a smile: "Ah, miss, long time no see."

The 15-year-old Osamu Dazai was more immature than him in the future, and his words were even more irritating. He blinked his iris-colored eyes that were not tied by bandages, and then showed a particularly flat smile: "Obviously it's only been a few days, You seem to be much older."

Damn it really is Osamu Dazai!It's so embarrassing to say the least! ! !

It's getting colder, it's time to kill! ! ! !