After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Hello everyone, I am Huang Shang, female, 21 years old this year, currently studying in Yokohama, and working in an armed detective agency in my spare time.

Some time ago, for some reason, I was accidentally involved in a parallel world. In that world, I lost my memory, and then I was fooled by Osamu Dazai, who became the leader of Hong Kong gangsters in the parallel world, and even forgot his last name. I accidentally fell in love with him. I even jumped off a building with him, but when I came back, I found that the other party was fooling me... This incident is the shame of my life! ! !

(For convenience, the full title of Osamu Dazai in the following if world is called Chief Zai.)

I thought I found my true love and jumped off the Hong Kong building with him, but the queen who happened to stay in this world called me, which formed a singularity and pulled me back. At that time, I dragged the leader Zai, so the other party accompanied me back to the original world.

Then the leader Zai and Dazai Osamu of Minecraft looked at each other.

One dazai is a nightmare, two dazai is hell! ! !

After I came back, the leader pestered me, and said pitifully that I was responsible because I had no home anymore... Hehe, I don’t see that you love Hong Kong gangsters so much, why don’t you go to Hong Kong gangsters in this world and kill Mr. Mori? The first time is born and the second time is familiar.

Osamu Dazai of this world agrees with this.

The leader Zai ignored him at all, but looked at me wetly with the eyes of a small animal.

"Xiao Shang," he lay in my arms, his suit was in a mess, his iris-colored eyes that were not covered by bandages seemed to have cried, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red, "I only have you in this world..."

Then he was thrown out by Osamu Dazai with a livid face.

The leader, Zai, insisted on living in my house under the pretext that he had no place to live in this world. Hearing this, Osamu Dazai immediately raised his hand and wanted to live in.

Let me go in such a small place in my dormitory...

So the final result was that Osamu Dazai sent the leader home with a nauseous expression on his face.

"Think about it," I persuaded calmly, "Just treat it as having an extra twin brother... Are you happy?"

As a result, after I finished speaking, not only did Osamu Dazai feel nauseated, but even the leader Jae felt nauseated.

Anyway, the result is good after all.

The leader, Zai, has moved into Dazai Osamu's house, and finally won't bother me anymore.

In fact, if Osamu Dazai was really unhappy, I planned to ask Nakaya to help... (whispers)

Due to Osamu Dazai's sensitive identity, the leader Zai can only appear in the armed detective agency at present, and he said that everything will be arranged by me.As the leader of the social animal who has been working hard for four years, the leader Zai's work in the detective agency is very smooth, and even Kunikida praised him more than enough, and said, "If you don't look at the face and only look at the behavior, you don't look like twins at all" (yes, he I don’t know that these two are actually the same person.), Osamu Dazai, who was accused of being scolded by Sang Huai, felt very guilty about this, and even pushed his work to the leader Zai, and then fished openly.

It's really you, Osamu Dazai.

The days passed day by day, as dull as water, so boring that it made people moldy.

Then one day, the turning point came suddenly.

It was an unremarkable afternoon. I came home after a day of classes, and I was surprised to find someone in the room.

Did Osamu Dazai, that bastard, pick my lock again? ? ?

Since the arrival of the leader, Osamu Dazai's behavior of picking locks in the middle of the night has risen sharply, but every time he is discovered by his cohabitants, his plan is shattered. As the saying goes, the only one who knows himself best is himself or his enemy. In a way, the two of them All accounted for.

Osamu Dazai's dormitory is not far from me, and sometimes he insists on staying with me in a shameless manner, and then finds that the leader Zai he has disappeared is smiling and looking for someone, and then stays behind with the excuse of watching a certain shameless Zai.

I suspect that you two are actually tricking me, but I have no proof.

Long story short, after I opened the door, unexpectedly there was only one person inside.

Osamu Dazai in a white blazer, white suit, black shirt, and brown tie.

He sat upright at the table, his chin propped up with his hands crossed.The room was pitch black, and the only source of light was a little candlelight on the table. The soft candlelight vaguely reflected his delicate and handsome profile.

He turned his head slightly when he heard the sound of the door opening, looked at me and smiled: "Ah, Xiao Shang, you are finally back."

"Dazai...?" I shouted with some uncertainty. The person in front of me should be the Dazai of this world, not the chief. Even the red scarf was not taken off.

"It's me." He got up, took my hand and led me to the dining table, and pulled out the chair for me gentlemanly to let me sit down, "Please sit down."

"...What are you doing?" I looked down at the two exquisite steaks on the table, a bottle of red wine of unknown brand, two goblets, and an angel-shaped candlestick in the center of the table , glowing faintly, and there was even a delicate red rose next to my steak, as if it had just been half-picked from the rose garden, the thorns on the stem were carefully removed, and there were still a few red roses rolling on the red petals. dripping beads.

"This is a surprise for you." Osamu Dazai returned to sit opposite me, looked at me tenderly with iris-colored eyes, "Do you like it?"

To be honest, no surprises, a bunch of shocks...

"Your attire reminds me of the Shibusawa Tatsuhiko incident." Just thinking about it made me feel a faint stomachache.

"Don't you like my attire?" His voice was very soft, but mixed with some ambiguous factors for no reason, like a sweet whisper to his lover, "I thought you would like this surprise."

"It's okay..." I suddenly thought of another person, "Speaking of which, Shuji Tsushima?"

Shuji Tsushima is the pseudonym of the leader Zai in this world, but it seems to be his real name.

"That guy," Osamu Dazai said in a nonchalant voice, "It seems that he has to go out in a hurry. I haven't seen him all day, otherwise I wouldn't have had the chance to come to you, Xiaoshang."

This is also...

I thought about it: "So you made this candlelight dinner?"

"Yes," he said with a smile, then opened the red wine graciously, and poured it for me. The bright red wine flowed out through the small mouth of the bottle, and under the warm candlelight, it presented a kind of red wine in the goblet. Thrilling beauty, "Romanee-Conti in 92, the slug recently acquired it, and it took a lot of effort to get him."

I paused while holding the wine glass, feeling a little helpless: "It's just too bad for Zhong to meet your ex-partner."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said nothing, and poured it for himself. His white and slender fingers pinched the handle of the cup and shook it. The pomegranate red wine swirled in the cup, reflecting a dreamlike color. "Cheers?"

There was a crisp sound when the goblet collided, and I took a sip. It was indeed the legendary dreamy wine, with a hint of rose petals in it. Although the taste was slightly sour, the taste was perfect and harmonious, just like a rose. The tip of the tongue blooms.

Zhongye's taste is as good as ever!

My alcohol capacity is not very good, and I usually try my best to refrain from alcohol and other things, but this bottle of wine is too delicious, and by the time I realized it, I had already drunk a glass of wine.

Osamu Dazai immediately filled me with a smile.

I raised my eyes, because I felt a little drunk and my vision was a little blurred. The corner of Dazai Osamu who was sitting opposite had that intoxicating smile as always, "I feel that you are planning something bad."

"How could it be?" He was a little innocent, and started to cut the steak in front of him, took a fork and handed a piece to my mouth, "Is Xiao Shang drunk? Can you still eat? I'll feed you."

I always feel something is wrong...

I muttered, but my head was dizzy because of drunkenness, and I couldn't think. Based on the principle of not taking advantage of the advantage, I obediently opened my mouth and bit the steak.

"It's rare that Xiaoshang is so good." Osamu Dazai smiled lowly, and took advantage of the opportunity to eat a piece of steak with the fork just for me. Seeing that my expression was a little impatient, he fed it to me with the fork again.

My eyes are half-closed, and occasionally I feel the feeding opening my mouth, chewing and swallowing mechanically, and finally Osamu Dazai simply came to my side, with one arm around my waist, letting me lean into his arms, and the other Hand feed me steak.

For a while, the room was silent, only the faint sound of knives and forks clashing.

"There is only the last piece left." I was in a daze, and suddenly I heard him speak.

"Is it so little? I don't think it's enough to eat." I muttered, the steak is not too much, at most it's half full.

"Don't worry, after all there is dinner later." Osamu Dazai's chin rested on my shoulder, and I could vaguely feel his warm breath when he tilted his head and spoke.

"So, do you want to eat?" I heard him ask.

I nodded subconsciously.

There was another chuckle, before I realized what happened, a soft thing blocked it, I subconsciously opened my mouth obediently, a slippery thing stretched in, and the last piece of steak was rolled together Come in.

The fork slipped from his fingertips and fell to the floor, and Osamu Dazai couldn't care less about that.

He embraced me with both hands, and directly hugged me onto his lap. I half-raised my head and leaned on his not-so-broad shoulders, his breath was between my lips and teeth.

I heard Osamu Dazai's breath gradually becoming quicker, something slipped from his body, he held my waist with one hand, and started to untie the tie with the other hand, the shirt, coat, and the expensive white coat were thrown away by him so much. To the side, he hugged me and walked to the bedroom.

"Crack."

The door was opened.

Osamu Dazai and I looked towards the door subconsciously. The light was turned on by a visitor. The dazzling light made me feel uncomfortable. Osamu Dazai stuffed me into his arms, barely covering the light.

"Good evening, both of you." The visitor's voice sounded familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while.It was obviously a very calm tone, but I could hear a sense of a storm coming.

After barely adapting to the light, I struggled to get up from Dazai Osamu's arms, trying to see who was coming, I don't know if it was an illusion, but I felt that Dazai Osamu's face was a little ugly.

My eyes froze on the two people standing at the door.

One is wearing a familiar sand-colored trench coat, and the other is wearing a familiar black suit and red scarf.

The two people have the same face as the people around me.

Dazai Osamu and the leader Zai.

At this moment, there is only one question left in my mind...

If the one at the door is Osamu Dazai... then who is this "Osamu Dazai" holding me while preparing a candlelight dinner for me?