After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Hello everyone, my name is Huang Shang.

Huang Shang's Huang, Huang Shang's Shang.

Female, 14 years old this year, an ordinary middle school student in a flower planter.

This summer vacation, I was thrown on a plane to Neon Country next door by my unscrupulous parents. They pretended to give me a happy vacation, but they actually let me accept the teachings of my father's year-end friend, Mr. Natsume Soseki.

I thought that in a foreign country, no one cared that I could have a free time, so I excitedly went to Yokohama's famous specialty port mafia, and got involved in the resurrection of their ancestor leader. Of course, I have done some good deeds, For example, I saved the life of the orange haired dwarf named Chuya Nakahara, but Chuya has bad eyesight and insisted on joining the port mafia and refused to come back with me. Zhi Zhi's little devil head.

...Then I crashed in Yokohama when the waves turned upside down.

Spicy chicken Mori Ogai, only he and Fukuzawa Yukichi have contact with Mr. Natsume Soseki. President Fukuzawa is not like a person who can make small reports at all, so he must be the one who stabbed in the back! ! !

Spicy chicken Mori Ogai told Mr. Natsume all the things I did outside under the name of Natsume Soseki. Mr. Natsume Soseki asked me to settle the score. Fortunately, I was smart enough to book the ticket in advance and run away at any time. Seeing something bad , I slipped back to the flower planter decisively.

...Then Mr. Natsume Soseki called and told my dad [choked up].

Closer to home, because of Mr. Natsume Soseki’s complaint, I had to be locked up at home for the rest of the summer vacation to accept the study of Marxism... I had to brush several sets of papers every day to purify my mind. Of course, I couldn’t do this honestly, so I secretly passed on To my dear friend Fei Jia asked him to help, but I don't know what happened, my mother found out that I secretly asked Fei Jia to help me with the questions... Then, I was disconnected from the Internet.

Aggrieved, I cried with a bark.

I once suspected that it was the queen who informed me, but this guy should eat and drink at home these days. Would get off the couch without staring at me at all.

...so it's just me being unlucky and accidentally discovered? ?

All in all, this summer vacation, if the first half of the summer vacation was magnificent, then the second half of it was dull and tasteless.

Extremely boring.

I thought so before school started.

Then the next day instantly overturned the previous idea.

As an internet-addicted girl in the new era, I have read countless novels, which of course include the category of time travel, and I have also fantasized about traveling to ancient times and occupying mountains as king... No, it is ascending the throne and becoming emperor, becoming a generation of Mingjun.

Of course, this kind of thing is just imagination, after all, we all know that it is impossible to realize.

... It's strange! ! !

What are the benefits of being an emperor?

There is supreme power, endless wealth... and countless beauties.

My ability [Long Live My Emperor] itself is a very buggy language and spirit ability, the export comes true and distorts reality.In terms of wealth, when I am free, I also accept some official commissions from people with supernatural powers. Of course, the rewards are naturally high, so I am not short of money.As for the beauties...

I looked at the two handsome men who were covered in pimples and had indescribable marks on their bodies lying beside me, and fell into a suspicious silence.

The man on the left hugged my left hand tightly, with his head resting near my neck. For some reason, his left eye was tightly wrapped in a snow-white bandage, his body curled up slightly, and he occasionally uttered a few babbles, looking a little pitiful for no reason. .

As for the man on the right, his movements are much bolder. His hands wrapped around my waist domineeringly, his legs directly clamped my body and kicked directly on another person, like a koala, The whole person is almost attached to me.

These two people have exactly the same face, the only difference is that one has a bandage on his face.

What was even more frightening was that their faces looked a little familiar. It was the bad-bellied man I had seen in Yokohama before, Osamu Dazai.

Still a mature version.

……twin?

It is already difficult to deal with a Dazai Osamu, and it will definitely be hard to get another brother.

Not to mention... this is already an adult version.

I:……

(some kind of plant)!I am dreaming!Must be dreaming! !

I got up and looked around without disturbing the two of them.

The unfamiliar environment is like an ordinary dormitory, but the furniture is more in line with my wishes. Most importantly, I found a desk calendar on the shelf. My excellent eyesight allows me to clearly see the date on it.

Here it is ten years later.

So it's clear... this is where I will be ten years from now.

But why is this guy Dazai in my bed? ! !And his brother! ! ! !

In the future, it's impossible for me to see s and get married with both brothers and sisters, right? ! !

I don't feel like Dazai Osamu's distorted character of black mud is not like this kind of person...

Just when I was so shocked by this fact that I couldn't think, the people around me moved, and then I heard one of them "uh", then stretched out his hand, pulled me down on the bed again, buried me in my arms and kissed randomly Looking at me, he said vaguely: "Why so early..."

Before I could push him away, another person came up behind him, he wrapped one hand around my waist, and gently kneaded with the other hand very suggestively, his moist and hot breath sprayed on the back of my neck , with an ambiguous tone: "Xiao Shang, I still want to..."

I was shuddered by the actions of these two people, and when I heard someone call me "Xiao Shang", I was almost sure that it was my future self.

Is the future me so fierce?sleep two nights...

Seeing that things were about to develop towards the Eighteenth Ban, I hurriedly pushed the two of them away: "Stay away from me!!!"

"Ok?"

The two of them opened their eyes almost at the same time, and when they saw me, they gave a "huh" at the same time.

"Yeah..." After a long while, the man with no bandage on his face suddenly laughed, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke my side face, "It's Xiao Shang from the past."

I narrowed my eyes and opened his hand: "Who are you?"

"I'm Dazai, Osamu Dazai," he said softly, like an ambiguous whisper between lovers, "I'm your future lover."

"Oh?" I raised my eyebrows, then pointed to another person, "You are a lover, then who is he?"

Osamu Dazai's tone turned cold in an instant, "Sadly, he insisted on meddling with our mistress."

The future me is really amazing... Xiaosan and Zhenggong can actually sleep in the same bed.

"Heh," the man with a bandage on his face sneered, "You are right, Xiaosan, Xiaoshang obviously likes me, and you are the one who insists on joining us."

"Wait..." I couldn't understand, "You two are... twin brothers?"

"Who is his brother!" The two showed disgusted expressions at the same time.

I was speechless for a moment: "Isn't it a brother, is it a clone??"

"I'm also Dazai," said the bandaged man, "but he's in a parallel world... You can call me Shuji Tsushima."

What do you think about my future me!Isn't one Osamu Dazai enough? There are two! ! !What's even more frightening is that such a difficult person, how did you let the two of them lie peacefully on the same bed! ! ! ! !

"So..." I swallowed, and asked without expecting, "What is my relationship with you...?"

The leader gave a polite smile: "Lover."

Me: (a plant)!

It took me a long time to accept this terrible reality, and after calming down, I asked with difficulty: "So...why, why am I with you two?"

Osamu Dazai and the leader Zai looked at each other, and said in unison: "Because you have taken a fancy to our beauty!"

I:? ! ! !

Is my future me so scumbag? ! !

Although Dazai Osamu has a difficult personality, but I have to say that his face is still pretty good...

What are the benefits of being an emperor?

Supreme rights, endless wealth... and countless beauties.

I already have the first two, but the last one...

(a certain plant)!The future me is really lucky (sexually) blessed!

I, Huang Shang, an ordinary 14-year-old middle school student who grows flowers, saw my depraved life ten years later, and made a voice of envy (want) envy (green).