After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

When I went to the detective agency to check in, I was greeted by all the members of the detective agency.

I was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating snacks, saw me and said "Yeah" first, and then continued to eat snacks on his own.

Kunikida Doppo's eyes couldn't help aiming at my neck: "...it's nothing."

Yosano Akiko laughed unceremoniously: "It seems that you had a very pleasant night last night."

Atsushi Nakajima was also confused: "Ah? What do you mean?"

Tanizaki Junichiro coughed lightly, looked around but didn't dare to look at me, "...Aunt-kun, it's better not to know."

Tanizaki Naomi threw herself directly on her elder brother, and said with a smile while drawing circles on the other's chest, "Ah~ I also want to do that kind of thing with my elder brother~"

"Zhi, Naomi, don't touch it!"

I don't know why, just as I was about to sit down in my seat, I heard a familiar rippling voice behind me, "Everyone~ Good morning~"

"Bastard Dazai! You're late again!" Kunikida Doppo heard the voice of someone, and the veins on his forehead twitched. "Hurry up and finish the previous report!!!"

"Xiao Shang just arrived, why didn't you train her?" Osamu Dazai lay on my back and exhaled into my ear, causing me to stagger, and I almost threw him out by reflex . "Xiao Shang is too much, you see Kunikida is so fierce, you won't help me."

"Because I stepped in the door." As the king of stepping, I have no pressure, I tore off the large pendant on my body and threw it aside, "And if I were Kunikida, I would throw you directly go out."

"Xiao Shang, you are so cruel and unreasonable!"

"Shut up! Dazai, stop harassing senpai!" Kunikida Doppo said, "If you don't write a report, then go out and do a commission! There are still a lot of cases waiting to be resolved!"

"I don't want to go out, I'm not feeling well today," Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly, then walked to the sofa with ease, and nestled in like a salted fish, "I'm so tired, I don't want to move."

The pen in Kunikida Doppo's hand was crushed with a "click", "Tai, Zai!"

"It's true," Dazai Osamu hugged the pillow and blinked, "Xiao Shang was so rude to me last night, forcing me not to speak, and tormenting me all night, almost drained me dry, causing my body to be so rough until now. It still hurts."

Quan Detective Agency looked at me in shock.

Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses and took a closer look, and concluded, "It's the truth."

Yosano Akiko spit out a mouthful of water: "You were with Dazai last night?!!!"

Kunikida Doppo looked shocked: "What's going on with you two?!"

Tanizaki Junichiro forced a smile: "... Senior Shang, do you really not consider changing your partner?"

Tanizaki Naomi's eyes lit up: "...Senior Shang is really amazing..."

Atsushi Nakajima is still out of state: "...so what do you mean?"

Quan Jinghua shook her head: "...not sure."

"You have a kidney deficiency, right?" I laughed unceremoniously, "I used more force on Zhong Ye, why didn't I see him cry."

Crowd: ...

Edogawa Luanbu stuffed a piece of potato chips into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Well, it's also the truth, that hated gentleman from Hong Kong was with them last night."

"Xiao Shang, are you talking about Chuya...?" Yosano Akiko asked hesitantly, "Is it the gravity envoy from Hong Kong and Hei...?"

Kunikida Doppo felt his whole body collapsed: "Why are you getting involved with that mafia again?!"

I thought about it carefully: "Ah, you also know the side effects of my supernatural ability. Last night, I randomly summoned someone to sleep with me, and it happened to be his turn... As a result, Osamu Dazai picked the lock and slipped into my house in the middle of the night."

"Then the three of us did happy things together." Osamu Dazai added with a smile.

Atsushi Nakajima felt that he was about to split apart. He looked at his respected senior in disbelief: "A happy thing...? Mr. Dazai, you..."

Miyazawa Kenji still asked naturally: "Happy things? What is it?"

Osamu Dazai showed the expression of abducting an ignorant boy: "Ah, just a few people... ah!"

Before he could finish speaking, he was hit in the head by the folder Kunikida Doppo threw.

"Bastard Dazai! Don't spoil the underage!" Kunikida Doppo took a deep breath, tried his best to suppress the fire, then looked at me, and persuaded him gently, "You...Although I shouldn't say anything about the private life of my colleagues, but you Think carefully! Dazai is a piece of trash, don't be fooled by him!"

"It's okay...?" I apologized with some hesitation, "But we were very happy last night, so it doesn't matter. I haven't done it for a long time. I think I can try it next time."

"...You are the only one who is happy, Xiaoshang." Dazai Osamu smiled a little stiffly, "I and that little guy didn't feel happy."

"Impossible," I categorically denied, "Chuya was so happy last night, he asked me to try harder."

Well, although this force is for Osamu Dazai.

"It must be very painful for the little man to be treated so roughly by you," Osamu Dazai said sourly, "He sounds nice to please you, tsk, sincerity, obviously I sound much better than him."

With all due respect, Chuya's voice is much better than your screams.

Seeing that I was noncommittal, Osamu Dazai suggested maliciously: "If you don't believe me, I'll call him and ask him whether he felt pain or happiness last night."

I narrowed my eyes: "...Why do I feel that you are planning something bad."

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently: "How come, people who know me say that I am a good man in the new century who is upright, kind, honest and generous."

Ha ha.

Osamu Dazai still called Chuya Nakahara, and the others came over curiously, wanting to hear gossip.

The phone was connected quickly, Osamu Dazai pressed the loudspeaker, and a reluctant "Hello" came from the opposite side.

"Ah, Chuya," Dazai Osamu said cheerfully, "Is your waist okay?! I think you are in pain and can't walk anymore, after all, you have been tossed so roughly by Xiao Shang all night."

The other party was silent for a while, and then exploded: "Huh?! Do you think I'm you?!!"

"Yes," Osamu Dazai nodded seriously, regardless of whether the other party could see his actions at this time, "I still remember that you were made to cry by Xiao Shang last night, and you kept saying What 'don't', 'I can't stand it', 'quickly stop and don't touch there' and so on."

"Fart! I didn't cry!" Zhong Yuanzhong also swears once in a while, "You are the one who cried! You must say that Huang Shang used too much force to make the other party lighter, and wanted to struggle to escape, but Huang Shang hated you Noisy directly gagged your mouth."

"Nakaya was treated so roughly by Xiaoshang, yet he still helped him," Osamu Dazai complained, "If you hadn't held me tight and wouldn't let me run away, Xiaoshang wouldn't have put me...too much for you!"

"Oh, it's obviously you..." Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, and was about to continue, but stopped strangely for some reason.

"What's wrong Chuya," Dazai Osamu said intentionally, "What's wrong with me?"

After a while, a deep and familiar voice came from the other end of the phone: "...It seems that Mr. Dazai, Mr. Zhongya and Ms. Huang had a very pleasant time in the wild last night."

"Ah, isn't this Mr. Mori?" Osamu Dazai smirked, "It's okay, but it seems that Xiao Shang likes my body more."

I rolled my eyes: "Obviously Zhongye's body feels more comfortable to the touch."

Osamu Dazai immediately put on a resentful expression: "Xiao Shang, it's too much for you to say that, you didn't say that last night."

I said blankly, "Oh, I don't remember."

"It's really ruthless to pull O. You obviously did such an unreasonable thing to me, just because Chuya called me nice..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Dazai, you bastard, stop talking!!!"

Osamu Dazai immediately hung up the phone, and faced the broken expressions of the others, he pretended nothing happened.

When it was time to get off work, Akiko Yosano, Naomi Tanizaki, and Kirako Haruno mysteriously pulled me into a small corner.

Gossiping with Yosano Akiko: "...Which of the two has the better technique?"

I looked at her in surprise: "Huh? Just the skills of the two of them? Combined, they can't compare to me."

Are you kidding me, my massage skills are certified by my father, what are the two of them.

Naomi Tanizaki also had a gossipy face: "What position did you play? Back? Riding? Or..."

I rubbed my chin and thought about last night carefully: "...all of them?"

The three of them suddenly let out an exclamation.

Haruno Kirako grabbed my sleeve nervously, and asked in a low voice, "What about physical strength? Mr. Dazai's physical strength should not be as strong as that of Hong Kong Hei."

I looked disdainful: "Of course, Osamu Dazai fainted from the pain in the back. Chuya wanted to wake him up and continue, but I stopped him."

Hmm... In fact, I felt that Osamu Dazai's yelling disturbed the people and knocked him out directly last night. Chuya originally thought that he could gag him and continue, but Dazai refused to do so because Chuya planned to gag him. It was Osamu Dazai's own socks.

"It's... a little exciting." Quan Jinghua, who didn't know when she came over, whispered, a blush quietly appeared on her expressionless face.

"But... Mr. Dazai seems to say that he was forced?" Tanizaki Naomi asked.

I nodded, and instantly gained the admiration of others.

"Although it was forced at the beginning, I feel that he also enjoyed it later," I said, "after all, the massage is very comfortable after all."

...Well, the pain is numb to the extreme.

"...Wait?! You said massage?!" Yosano Akiko looked at me in shock, "The three of you were actually..."

"I'll give them a massage," I said naturally, "what's the matter?"

"...No, nothing."

……

On the other side, the office of the head of the port mafia.

"Chuya-kun," Mori Ogai persuaded tactfully, "You can have a private life, but don't mess around too much."

Koyo Ozaki expressed relief: "Although Dazai is still here... But, Chuya, you have finally grown up. Xiaoshang is a good boy, you have to work hard."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Dazai knew that Chuya was having a meeting in the chief's office, so he deliberately called, so that Chuya had to use the speakerphone, and then... you know.

Zhongye Fengping was killed.