After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Zhongya Nakahara was stunned for three seconds and then burst into rage: "Oji Dazai, why are you bastard mackerel here!!!"

I accidentally fell down on the bed because of his actions, and when I saw Nakahara Nakaya opened the quilt first and planned to beat up Dazai, I reached out and hugged his waist, pushed him down on the bed again, climbed up, and by the way The lifted quilt is covered.

"Whatever he is doing," I rubbed my face against his thin back, hugging his waist with one hand, swimming around his abdominal muscles, and touched his chest with the other hand, vaguely Qing said, "Let's continue to do happy things."

Osamu Dazai who was ignored: ...

Zhong Yuanzhong was also trembling when I touched him, he reached out his hand to stop me, "Don't touch me...uh..."

"Look, you are very happy to be touched by me." I rubbed up and bit his neck, "Uh... duck neck..."

"I told you not to bite me!" Nakahara Chuya wanted to push my face away, I let go a little dissatisfied, and then bit his finger.

"Really..." Zhong Yuan Zhong also wanted to turn over and tear me off, I hugged him tightly and did not let go, the quilt covering my body was thrown off in the next second, and a heavy object fell on my body.

"Hiss..." I was bitten hard by the conditioned reflex after being crushed, and Zhongyuan Zhong also gasped in pain, "Mackerel, what do you want to do?!!"

"I said, let's do happy things together." I felt the chest of someone close to my back tremble slightly, and the next second a soft thing stuck to the back of my neck, biting gently, A bandaged hand also slipped to my waist and rubbed gently, while the other pinched my chin, forcing me to let go of Chuya's fingers.

Zhong Yuanzhong, whose fingers escaped temporarily, also heaved a sigh of relief. He held my hand with one hand to prevent me from fumbling around, and stretched his other hand back to try to push something on the top down, "Qing Hua Get off me, fish! Do you want to crush me to death?!!!"

"The dark little dwarf should be at the bottom." Osamu Dazai snorted a few times, and began to lick the back of my ear again, "Xiao Shang, let's leave that nasty little dwarf alone, let's do happy things together~ "

"Happy things?" I thought about it subconsciously, and asked Chuya, who was pressed under me, "Does Chuya still want to do happy things with us? I like the sound of you calling out."

"Huh?!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little annoyed, "Who wants to be with you! It hurts so much!! And get off me soon!!!"

"Chuya, you can't do it, it's obviously a very comfortable thing." I felt a little regretful that I didn't realize the essence of the flower planter's massage, and I stretched out my hand to push a certain black mud essence lying on my body, and Osamu Dazai immediately obeyed He rolled down from me and lay flat on the bed, looking at me with bright eyes.

I was a little suspicious: "...do you want to wear clothes and do happy things?"

"Do you still need to take off your clothes?!" He looked even more excited, and immediately untied all his clothes. I thought he was too slow, so I sat on his waist and grabbed his shirt I tore it hard, and only heard a "stab". The originally well-made shirt was torn open, and I threw it on the ground casually. Me, I touched his chest and found a bandage.

"...Do you untie the bandage yourself or shall I help you?"

"Do you want to untie the bandage too?" Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back his smile, showing a pitiful expression, "The bandage is my body, can I..."

"I'd better find it." I said indifferently.

Only then did Osamu Dazai shut his mouth, and very unwillingly, he began to take off the bandage slowly, exposing his chest covered with deep or shallow scars.

I took a closer look and found that there seemed to be more scars on his body than four years ago. I was a little disgusted and said, "It's so ugly."

"It's too much," Osamu Dazai said with some complaints, and even began to diss Chuya Nakahara, who was leaning on the side to watch the fun, "My body is better than Chuya~"

"Huh?!" Zhong Yuanzhong, who originally only wanted to see someone's jokes, suddenly became unhappy, "You dead mackerel, don't you have any points in your heart?!! Do you need me to clear your mind!"

Osamu Dazai ignored him, but tried to rub his fluffy head against my neck, but I avoided it in disgust, "And my voice is better than Zhongye~"

I narrowed my eyes: "Really?"

I stretched out my hand, but before I put it on, I heard Dazai Osamu's unaffected "Ah", the gentle voice made people's hearts sway.

... What the hell.

"...I haven't pressed it yet."

Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed unceremoniously.

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

I let out a "hum", found the right position and pressed down hard.

"Ahhhhh!!"

In the middle of the night, a series of screams came from an ordinary dormitory.

When Osamu Dazai was pressed by me, he was so moved that he burst into tears... No, that's right.

"Didn't it mean to do happy things?!! Why does it hurt so much?!!!" Osamu Dazai struggled desperately under me, like a mackerel that was dying of thirst, trying to break free and jump back into the water.

"Killing a pig, you screamed so badly." I was a little dissatisfied, and pressed hard again.

Another scream was my answer.

"Why are you so gentle to the little man and so cruel to me?!" A certain mackerel started to make trouble, and began to make trouble for no reason, "I don't accept it!!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corner of his mouth, he didn't dare to say that he was also in pain just now.

"The strength I used on you is lighter than that on the center."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it!!!"

I didn't even frown, and pressed again: "You have too many hidden wounds, you need a good massage."

Osamu Dazai struggled desperately, with so much strength that I couldn't hold back for a while.

"Zhong also help me hold him down!"

"It's easy to say," Nakahara Nakaya pressed Dazai Osamu with a smirk on his face, "You can enjoy the dead mackerel hahaha!"

……

When I woke up the next day, I was in a rare daze.

My right hand is embracing a familiar red-haired young man, the other's head is tightly leaning against my right arm, curled up, his white legs resting on my lap, he is fast asleep, I My left arm is around a familiar black mud spirit, the other's head is leaning on my chest, his hands are around my waist, his feet are also clamping my feet, I don't know why his head keeps rubbing back and forth.

who am i where am i doing !

Why did Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya lie on my bed when I woke up? ! !

And they didn't wear any clothes, their eyes were black and blue, and there were some bruises on their bodies, as if they had been squeezed dry.

I feel a throbbing pain in my temples.

what happened last night...

Oh, I seem to have been tricked by Dazai Osamu, a dog man. I accidentally ate high-concentration liqueur chocolate and got drunk, and then Chuya came. Let's do happy things together...

...Then Osamu Dazai broke into my house again in the middle of the night! ! !

I took a deep breath, calmed down my desire to hit someone, and carefully got out of the sandwich between the two of them, and kindly helped the two of them change their positions.

Then he took out his phone from his bag, turned on the camera——

"Crack."

The phone was not muted, the two of them seemed to be awakened by the sound of the camera, Nakahara stuck his head out of the quilt sleepily, and Osamu Dazai grunted, turned over and planned to continue sleeping.

I sneered and coded the photos and sent them to specific groups.

I hit one on the head with each hand to wake them up. When I met two pairs of equally dazed eyes, I shook the phone in front of the two of them, and they woke up suddenly.

I smiled: "Talk?"