After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Hello everyone, my name is Huang Shang, nicknamed Your Majesty.

I was supposed to be the Ninth Five-Year Lord (not), and I, who is majestic and no one dares to offend, now encounter a big problem.

The cause of the incident was that Naomi Tanizaki brought a booklet and wanted to choose a lipstick, and asked all the female members of the detective agency to help her choose.

I looked at the various lipsticks in the brochure and fell into thought: "...is there any difference between these colors?"

They all look the same!

Tanizaki Junichiro, who was tortured by his sister with various lipstick colors last night, nodded with concern.

Yosano Akiko, who was excitedly picking colors, gave me a speechless look: "Sometimes I really doubt whether you are a girl or not."

I held my heart in both hands: "Concubine Jing! No matter how many concubines I have, there will always be a place for you in my heart!"

"Forget it," the corner of her mouth twitched, "I wanted to ask a long time ago, do you usually go out without makeup? I don't think I've ever seen you wear makeup."

I am right: "As the king of a country, I don't need to know how to make up at all, I just need other people to make up to please me!"

Osamu Dazai, who was slumped on the sofa listening to music, jumped up in an instant, approached Tanizaki Naomi, and asked briskly, "Naomi-chan, are there any cosmetics suitable for a young and beautiful boy like me~"

"Eh? Mr. Dazai..."

I threw a book over: "If a girl talks to you, you, a stinky man, don't eavesdrop."

"Ah, Xiaoshang, I'm here for you~"

"Really?" I picked up the booklet with a smile on my face, flipped through a few pages, pointed to the death Barbie pink lipstick on it and said to him, "I think this color suits you very well."

Osamu Dazai raised his head and glanced at him, and smiled awkwardly: "...this is..."

"Your ex-partner really liked this color."

I chuckled, isn’t it? When I celebrated my birthday, Nakahara Nakaya, a straight guy, listened to Sister Hongye’s advice and planned to give me a lipstick. Then he chose the death lipstick that was said to “bring girls dreamy color” among a bunch of lipsticks. Barbie pink... On the night I received the gift, I used this lipstick on him, and ordered him not to wipe it off for a whole day with [Long Live the Emperor], which made Zhong Ye hide at home the next day and did not dare to go out .

Osamu Dazai heard the news from somewhere and rushed to the door to laugh at Chuya who dared not meet people, and strongly urged me not to waste someone's heart and try to paint it... When I was angry, I went directly to Chuya who was furious and wanted to hit someone, It hit it off, and Chuya held down the dead Dazai Osamu. After I painted him with death Barbie powder, I asked Zhongya to forcibly strip his clothes, painted all kinds of death Barbie powder lipstick marks on him with lipstick, and took pictures After commemorating it, it was posted on the Hong Kong Black Forum. At that time, it was rumored that Dazai Osamu was tragically lost by an ugly overlord Shi Geng, and left a strong psychological shadow...

Osamu Dazai obviously remembered what happened back then, coughed a few times, pretended to ignore what happened and left for the field.

After I was caught by Yosano Akiko and Tanizaki Naomi, I was able to leave in a daze after a lot of knowledge about lipstick numbers.

Due to personal reasons, I didn't need to stay at the detective agency until the normal off-duty time, so I told Doppo Kunikida, who was struggling to write the report, and went home.

On the way, I stopped by to help the Queen buy its favorite snacks, because the convenience store does not allow pets to enter, so I simply let it stand on the fence outside and wait for me. After I came out, the Queen jumped on me and jumped up. After a few strokes, he shouted, "Fei Concubine! Fei Concubine!"

I just took a step forward.

...Fei Jia?

I haven't seen him since the Kosai incident. Osamu Dazai said that that guy didn't die so easily, and he ran away after seeing Shibusawa Ryuhiko's death.

Fei Jia didn't die so easily, I knew about it very well, but I thought he would leave Yokohama, so is he still here...

"Queen, where is he?"

The Queen flew up to me and directed me where to go, "Here! Here!"

The queen finally stopped at a huge advertising stand at a corner. I stood there and looked around, and found that I could just see the convenience store I just entered, and the location here is relatively hidden, and there is another shelter. Not easy to spot, no wonder I didn't notice someone stalking before.

So... what does this guy want to do?

I went home with a heavy heart, and just as I was about to open the door, I found that the door lock seemed to have been tampered with.

Someone pried open the door of my dormitory, and through the crack of the door I could faintly hear the sound of spatulas colliding.

...Is there any kind-hearted snail girl to help with cooking these days?

I pushed open the door, followed the sound to the kitchen, and found an acquaintance.

The Dazai snail girl Ji, who was busy wearing an apron in the kitchen, was frying something with great interest. When she heard me coming back, she still did not forget to say hello: "Yeah, but you're back~ Do you want to eat first or eat me first?"

I:"……"

The corner of my mouth twitched: "You always say that, believe it or not, I really did something to you."

Osamu Dazai suddenly became more excited, his eyes almost lit up, and his body began to twist and twist, "Ya Die! Don't come here!"

At this time, I smelled a paste.

I:……

Osamu Dazai: ...

I exploded: "Idiot Dazai!!! The pot is burnt!!!"

The pot was not only burnt, but almost caught fire. After the two of us hurriedly cleaned up the kitchen, it was already dark.

Osamu Dazai, who was not allowed to step into the kitchen by me, sat obediently at the table and waited for me to feed him. I put a bowl of instant noodles in front of him with a cold face.

Remarks: Added half a bottle of old O mother's.

Osamu Dazai stared at the red piece of instant noodles, showing a terrified expression.

I looked at him with a half-smile: "Let's eat, the specialties of flower growers I bought from China are delicious, and Odasaku bought a lot from me before."

Osamu Dazai looked at me with a stiff smile: "... Dana, this..."

I pretended to suddenly realize: "Oh, do you want to eat my piece? Yes, I have no objection." As I said that, I was about to give him the instant noodles in front of me with double the amount of old O's mother.

"No, no, this is fine!" Dazai Osamu hurriedly stopped me, carefully picked up a piece of instant noodles with the determination to die, and asked me without giving up: "Do you really want to eat?"

I added another spoonful of Lao O Ma to him.

Then Osamu Dazai, who couldn’t eat spicy food, ran to the toilet countless times, and finally collapsed on my sofa and was dying like a mackerel dying of thirst.

I sat directly on his back and said after hearing him scream, "The empress has seen Fei Jia. He seems to be following me."

"Ah... that rat that likes to run around, really annoying." Osamu Dazai, who was pressed under me, said vaguely, "What else is he planning to do, it's so annoying."

"If he wants to make trouble, I'm afraid the first target will be the president and Mr. Mori," I said, "before that, he will get rid of you first."

"Danna is caring about me?" Dazai Osamu's voice was a little joyful, "I'm really...happy...heart..."

I pressed down hard, and he was almost dying under my pressure: "Danna, you are so heavy, aren't you..." Fat?

Questions about weight are taboo for any girl.

I sneered, grabbed his neck, pressed my whole body on him, leaned into his ear and asked, "What did you say, I didn't hear you?"

"I said Dana is so light~" Osamu Dazai changed his words with great desire to survive, "Danna is really slim."

"The next time you let me hear something I don't want to hear, I'll castrate you."

"Hi~"

……

The days of peace are too short after all.

The president of the Armed Detective Agency was attacked and his life and death are unknown.

"President!"

"No, my ability doesn't work." Yosano Akiko put away the inspection equipment, and said sadly, "The president is possessed by the ability, if it's Dazai..."

"I'm afraid it won't work either," Edogawa Ranpo wore glasses, and glanced emerald green coldly. "Unless direct contact with Dazai's ability, it won't work. We must find the culprit immediately."

"I'll try," I said, "my ability can't remove the ability of the president, but it should be able to alleviate it."

"Can it work?" Kunikida Doppo was a little worried.

"Trying is better than doing nothing," Edogawa Ranpo said, "I'm counting on you."

"Queen," I called, "it's up to you."

The queen who was watching the wind from the window flew in and landed on Fukuzawa Yukichi's bedside: "Imperial doctor! Imperial doctor! Hurry up and cure Concubine Fu! Otherwise, you will all be buried with me!"

I covered its mouth: "No, I don't need to say the second half of the sentence."

Yosano Akiko was a little speechless: "Is this really okay..." Even so, he checked again.

"The situation of the president seems to be better than before...it seems to be useful."

Edogawa Ranpo said calmly: "Continue."

I nodded, and stretched out my hand to hold Fukuzawa Yukichi's hand under the quilt, "My concubine, you will get better, I have a golden word, and when you recover, I will make you an imperial concubine, the same as the deputy queen, and My queen is in charge of the affairs of the Six Palaces."

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was in a coma, finally woke up. He looked at the anxious members of the detective agency around him with some hesitation, and then at me who was holding his hand tightly. After a while, he said weakly: "...Thank you , it’s unnecessary.”