Cannon fodder's self-cultivation

Xiao Di, who slept like a dead pig in the carriage, finally woke up with Xiao Hei's unremitting efforts. Just after waking up, he found himself lying on the floor of the carriage with disheveled clothes and a twisted posture, with saliva wet on the cushion under his head The memorial, hurriedly picked it up and wiped it with his sleeve, the ink has been soaked by the saliva, and the entire memorial has been spent.But fortunately, this is just a report of good weather in a place, not a major military matter, just spend it and hide it so that no one will know, and ask Xiao Hei through the car curtain, "Xiao Hei, what time is it now."

"It's time to go back to the prince." Xiao Hei stood outside the carriage, breaking out in cold sweat.

Emma is already nine o'clock!Labor and management are late for work! "Why didn't you wake me up?" Complaining as he stuffed the memorial into his clothes, Xiao Di jumped out of the carriage in a hurry, and was about to enter the palace in a hurry.

Xiao Hei:. . . .Could this be my fault. . . .

"Wait a minute! My lord!" Seeing that Xiao Di was about to enter the palace, Xiao Hei stopped Xiao Di in time.

What are you doing, labor and management are almost late for work!Xiao Di looked back at Xiao Hei, "What is it?"

"...My lord, let me tidy up your appearance before you go in..." Xiao Hei seemed to have made up his mind - he would die if he died. If the lord went to court like this, he would definitely die Those who were executed by Ling Chi...

Appearance... Xiao Di's face darkened suddenly, and only then did he notice his messy collar, crooked jade belt, messy sleeping hair... Ahh!Ancient times are so troublesome!

"Many...thanks..." Standing at the gate of the palace with open arms, Xiao Hei tidied things up for him deftly. After looking at it carefully and confirming that there is no problem, "Okay, my lord."

"Move those memorials back to the Palace of Qinzheng, and just wait for me in the Palace of Qinzheng after the next court." I swore I would never bring my homework home again...

Although Xiao Di was late for work, he is considered a half-boss now, and no one dared to deduct Xiao Di's salary, let alone criticize him, so Xiao Di confidently sat in the exclusive seat of the regent, "Go to court. "

I don't know why, but I always feel that there is a stare in the crowd that makes me very concerned... Xiao Di glanced around the group of officials suspiciously, but didn't find anything special, so he ignored the subtle discomfort in his heart.

In the sky, he finally saw the appearance of General Ruan Jingjun Ruan. The guy who didn't wear the military uniform was actually a gentleman, not as tall and mighty as he imagined. It seems that the military uniform has a mighty effect.Although he is a famous general and the number one military general in Dongli, he looks very young in his early 30s. If you think about it, the civil servants of the Dongli Dynasty tend to be younger.

Sitting on it and watching the officials fighting back and forth, trying not to yawn, finally making it to the next court, Xiao Di quietly stretched his waist behind the officials, and walked out of Xuanyuan Hall slowly , the bruises under the tired eyes are getting worse... Ahhh, I have to go to see the brat as a routine, it's annoying to think about it...

"My lord regent." Xiao Di was stopped by someone at the gate of the hall.

who!So annoying!Looking back, I found that it was Ruan Jingjun who stopped him yesterday, how annoying!Looking at the young general with a cold expression, "General Shen, what's the matter, I should have already talked about the conscription in the west, and the Ministry of War should have a result soon."

"My lord thinks I'm doing this?" Ruan Jingjun looked at Xiao Di.

if not?Otherwise, why are you blocking me here!

Facing Xiao Di's indifferent gaze, Ruan Jingjun frowned, "A Di, why don't you ask me why I came back from the border?"

"It was the late emperor's will to call you back." I know this, but why are you asking knowingly, isn't it, Ah Di?This guy...wouldn't have a troublesome relationship with the original owner like a relative or friend...ah, what a headache!So complicated!I really don't want to have anything to do with this guy!

"Adi! It's been so many years, can't you tell me what happened back then!" Ruan Jingjun suppressed inexplicable emotions in his tone, and punched the wall outside Xuanyuan Hall, "Why did you become... Aren't you a friend! The former emperor has passed away, so you can't tell me what happened back then to make you what you are now!"

What do I look like?I'm fine!So is the dead ghost emperor, and so is this great general, each and every one of you must be sick!Do I look weird?My appearance is the appearance in the correct character setting!If you don't understand, don't be silly!

Also, this General Ruan, what are you asking nonsense!Just so blatantly inquiring about the secrets of the royal family, I don't want my life anymore!Seeing that you are also a decent young man, why did you activate the soul of gossip!Brother Di advises you, when you are in the palace, you should talk less and do more, and don’t gossip about things you shouldn’t know, so you can live longer. Look at Brother Di, you don’t care about these messy royal secrets at all. Interested, others want to tell me that I still don't listen!Like you, you probably won't survive the opening song in "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

"I have no friends."

The regent's indifferent expression was like the snow in the Tianshan Mountains, which can freeze everything in the world. After speaking, he didn't look at Ruan Jingjun, and walked towards the deep palace without looking back.

Behind him, the young general slammed his fist hard on the palace wall carved with auspicious clouds in Xuanyuan Palace. pain.

"Adi, why..."

Today is really unlucky... Xiao Di walked to the East Palace with a dark face, and the bear child ran out and threw himself into his arms as soon as he entered the East Palace, "Uncle Huang, you are finally here... Uncle Huang, what's wrong with you."

This brat... pulled the brat who was hugging his thigh away, "I have nothing to do with you, Your Majesty, are you feeling better? Why did you get out of bed?"

"The imperial doctor said I'm already cured." The torn apart bun obediently stood on the ground, "Uncle Huang, your face is not good, is it sick?"

As long as I don’t see you, my illness will be fine. "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your concern. I’m fine. If your Majesty recovers from your illness, you can go to Taiyuan Academy for classes from tomorrow." This is Xiao Di’s latest good idea, to deal with bear children The most effective way is to enroll him in numerous cram schools, buy a hundred sets of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" and "Tianli 38 Sets" for him to do, and let him do his homework so that he can't bear it. .

"Yes..." Xiongzi looked down at his toes with an aggrieved face, then suddenly seemed to remember something, looked up at Xiao Di with hope, "Have you had your lunch, Uncle Huang, come and have lunch with me OK?"

I went out at [-]:[-] in the morning, held a meeting from [-]:[-] in the morning until [-]:[-] noon, and rushed over to see the bear just after the meeting. Of course Xiao Di didn’t eat, but considering this situation, Xiao Di was indeed prepared. , I asked Xiao Hei to bring a bento when I went out in the morning, so I didn't have to experience the embarrassment of eating at the same table with a bear child.

"No need, the emperor can eat by himself. I still have government affairs to deal with, so I will take my leave."

After hastily completing the visit mission, Xiao Di returned to Qinzheng Hall. Xiao Hei had been waiting at the gate of the hall for a long time, and when he saw him coming, "My lord, all the memorials for the past few days have been placed on the table for you."

Looking at the mountain of memorials on his desk, Xiao Di broke out in sweat, "This, so many?"

"This is the order before today. Today's Eunuch Zhao will send someone to deliver it later." Xiao Hei replied, "My lord, you haven't had lunch yet, do you want to pass it on now?"

Eat, eat, eat, what to eat!My head is getting dizzy looking at so much homework, and I am still in the mood to eat. I am already full. You might as well stab me to death...

"No need, let's eat later."

Sitting in front of the case resignedly, holding Zhu Zhu to review one by one, ah, I never worked so hard in my third year of high school, when will you grow up, bear boy, hurry up and give me a glass of poisoned wine so that I can get out of here world free...

Unknowingly, the sky was getting late, Xiao Hei reminded, "My lord, it's almost time for the palace gate to close, do you want to go back to the mansion?"

If I don't go back to my residence, I can still live in this ghost place! "Take the rest of the notebooks and let's go." I just swore this morning that I would never bring my homework home again...Mom, I really want to cry...

Sitting on the carriage, Xiao Di rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, "Xiao Hei, ask on Chang'an Street tomorrow if there is any house for sale. Let's buy a yard near Chang'an Street."

"Yes, my lord." Xiao Hei replied, "Does your lord have any requirements for the house?"

"It doesn't have to be too big, just comfortable. Let's do it as soon as possible." Anyway, let me buy a suite on the second ring road, at least it will be closer to work.

As the car continued to drive, Xiao Di seemed to think of something suddenly, "Xiao Hei, do you know if Qian Bi, Minister of the Household Department, has a son?"

"Master Qian?" Xiao Hei thought for a while while driving the car, "Master Qian does have a son named Qian Ming, who is about seven or eight years old this year, just a little older than His Majesty."

really! "Xiao Hei, don't go home now, go to Qian's mansion." This Qian Ming is an important male supporting role that caused the little emperor and the regent to fall out!How can I not go see you!

The carriage stopped at the gate of the Qian Mansion, and after the gatekeeper went in to communicate, Xiao Di was welcomed into the Qian Mansion, sat in the flower hall for a meal, Xiao Di began to get to the point, "Master Qian, I heard that your son is very talented, Why don't you call out and let this king meet you."

"My lord is over-reputed. You are so stupid that you can make him look favorably on you. Xiao Cui, go and bring the young master here." Qian Bi ordered.

Soon, a little bun entered the flower hall, and it seemed that he had been settled in advance. When he saw Xiao Di, he knelt down obediently, "See you, my lord."

Tsk tsk, look at the male supporting role, if only half of my brats are like this, I will be satisfied...

"Come here and let me take a look." Xiao Di waved at Baozi.

Baozi stepped forward obediently, Xiao Di looked at Baozi up and down, this is the important male supporting role to promote the plot, this is the lead/fire/lead that made the bear boy and me turn against each other, he really looks very talented.

Smiling like a strange uncle, "What's your name?"

Baozi saw him stunned for a moment, and replied dumbfoundedly, "Qian Ming."

What kind of trouble is this dead boy with a mentally retarded face! "How old is this year?"

"Seven years old."

"Not bad." Only two years older than the little emperor, the two brats should be able to play well, and they will definitely become good friends in the future, "Do you want to enter the palace?"

Baozi stared blankly at him, "...Think."

I knew you wanted to!Xiao Di nodded in satisfaction, and turned to Qian Bi, "Lord Qian, your son is so smart, and his age is not much different from the emperor, how about letting him enter the palace to study with the emperor?"

Qian Bi didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the young regent's gourd, and he didn't know whether it was right or wrong to send his son into the palace like this, so he said with some embarrassment, "This..."

"Doesn't Master Qian feel that accompanying the emperor to study will wrong your son?"

Qian Bi hurriedly knelt down in cold sweat, "This is definitely not the intention of being an official."

"That is because I am afraid that this king will not find a good wife and delay your son?"

"My lord misunderstood..."

"In that case, let Young Master Ling follow me to see the emperor after the morning court tomorrow." Seeing Qian Bi's bullied expression, Xiao Di said... It's really cool to play with power over others!It is only at this time that you can feel that labor and capital are actually the powerful regent, not the third party of high school who can only do their homework crazily every day.

After solving the problem of the protagonist's attacking Jiyou and experiencing the beauty of feudal imperial power, Xiao Di happily returned to the palace. After a busy day, he realized that he hadn't eaten all day. When he was sitting at the dining table eating, Xiao Di Di was so moved by himself that if the dead emperor was still alive, he would definitely give himself the Best Employee of the Year Award. Is it easy for me to forget to eat and sleep so much working for others!

Still after dinner, I went to the study room to approve the memorial, and it continued until late at night. Xiao Di thought that I, the regent, would be really boring. People in ancient times would either go shopping in brothels or fall in love, or make gay friends or accept younger brothers. , but I can only live a hard life in the palace and the palace where I do homework at two points and one line, and I have to be mentally tortured by bear children from time to time. I am really tired. I finally know why the dead emperor died at a young age. The intensity of this work is unbearable for any individual, and he will die early and be reborn sooner.

When it was time to go to bed, the moon and the stars were thin, and when I was about to take off my clothes in the shower, a booklet fell out of the clothes. Xiao Di picked it up and looked at it, only to realize that it was the booklet that was soaked in his own saliva this morning, and his face was black. Straightforwardly, I pressed the booklet under the mattress——my aloof and cold image of the regent collapsed when someone discovered it!

It was the fifth watchday when he was woken up from the bed, and Xiao Di, who had a gloomy face and was angry at getting up, ordered Xiao Hei while being waited on to freshen up, "The matter about the house, I want to see the result before today, if tonight If you can’t move to a new home, you can come and see me.” Is it really difficult for me, the majestic regent, to buy a suite in the second ring?

Xiao Hei broke into cold sweat: "Yes, my lord."

After freshening up, Xiao Di leaned into the carriage and was about to catch up on sleep in the carriage. Xiao Hei, who had been struggling for a long time, said, "My lord, the location and layout of the new palace, as well as the servants and guards, all these are not a day. For the merits, can the lord give me a few more days..."

Fuck woke me up for this! "As long as the address is on Chang'an Avenue, you don't need to consider Feng Shui issues, the staff layout is all streamlined, and a small house is enough." Are you planning to move the Wangfu there!

"Yes. My lord."

"Also," Xiao Di continued, "wake me up before arriving at the palace gate."

Xiao Hei: Lord, please forgive me...

After the morning court, he called out the bear boy who had been waiting in the side hall of Xuanyuan Hall, "Have you been waiting for a long time? Are you bored?"

The supporting actor looked up at Xiao Di and shook his head, "It's not boring."

Look at this child, how sensible...Xiao Di rubbed the male partner's dog's head, "The emperor and you are not much different in age, you should be able to get along." That must be!Let's go together forever!

The supporting actor nodded obediently.

"After entering the palace, Mr. Qian will not be able to be by your side all the time. If you encounter any problems or difficulties, you can go to the nanny in charge. You can go home once every fifteenth day when Tai Academy is on holiday. Do you understand me? "

Turning his face to Mr. Qian Biqian who was constipated, "So, Mr. Qian should be relieved."

Qian Bi: I hate you...

"Your Majesty arranges, the next official is naturally at ease... Ming'er, the palace is nothing like a home, you must be obedient and don't cause trouble when you enter the palace." Qian Bi said his final farewell to his son with a bitter face.

Hey, hey, I'm not a human trafficker who buys and sells by force, don't act like I bully you, life and death are going to make trouble!Tai Academy is equivalent to 211 and 985 in ancient times!Let your son enter such an institution of higher learning without taking the college entrance examination. If you don't know how to be grateful, let it be fine, and if you look aggrieved, be careful and I will beat you up!

Taking the male supporting role to meet the future gay friend, just after walking through the imperial garden, I saw a large group of eunuchs and court ladies huddling around under a tall crabapple tree, and ordered the chief eunuch Zhao Jin to go and see what was going on, Zhao Jin He left in a hurry and trotted back, with cold sweat streaming down his face, "My lord, it's terrible, your majesty..."

What the hell is this silly/crazy kid doing!