Cannon fodder's self-cultivation

Walking quickly to the begonia tree, I found that the little boy emperor was climbing on a tall tree, unable to get off the tiger. The fragile branch was about to break, this boy!It's okay to climb so high!How the hell will he find trouble for nothing!

"Zhao Jin, hurry up and find the ladder and call the two imperial guards to help." After Xiao Di gave the order, she looked up at the tree, "Your Majesty, just lie there and don't move around."

The little emperor froze instantly when he heard Xiao Di's voice, and shouted excitedly: "Uncle Emperor!..."

"Crack!"

Xiao Di:! ! !

Silly/forceful brat! ! !

The moment the branch broke, Xiao Di stepped forward and reached out to catch the falling body of the little emperor without even thinking about it. The severe tingling pain from his arm under the impact made Xiao Di turn pale all of a sudden.

Before the little emperor could react, when he came back to his senses, he found that he was still very excited to be hugged by the emperor's uncle. He reached out and inserted the crabapple he picked just now into Xiao Di's temples, "I give it to you, emperor's uncle." Begonia looks really good against Xiao Di's pale face.

"Uncle Huang, you are so pretty... What's wrong with you, Uncle Huang! Are you okay! Uncle Huang! Uncle Huang..."

Xiao Di: Stupid/crazy kid...

At this time, Zhao Jin had already arrived with the guards and the ladder, and immediately shouted anxiously after seeing the situation here, "My lord! My lord! Hurry up! Tell the imperial doctor!..."

The palace was suddenly in chaos, the crabapple slipped from Xiao Di's hair in the chaos, and was trampled into scarlet mud by the messy footsteps of the palace people. The little emperor stood there at a loss, only realized when he saw Xiao Di being carried away. When he got into trouble, he was about to follow with tears in his eyes when he was sent back to the East Palace by Zhao Jin. He was sent back with him, and the male partner Qian Ming who had been disconnected just now and now looked confused.

Xiao Di, who was carried away, had only one thought in his mind: Is this ancient medical technique reliable, will it not leave any sequelae...

Xiao Di was lying on the bed in Xuanming Hall, the former emperor's bedroom. Both arms were splinted and wrapped with gauze by this ancient quack doctor. The imperial doctor told him that his right arm was broken in two places and his left arm was broken in one. Recovery for a long time.

Damn the main character attack!And this damn ancient fracture doesn't even have a plaster cast!What if the bone grows out of shape!With a pale face, Xiao Di asked the question he was most concerned about, "Will this king's hand leave any sequelae?"

The imperial doctor knelt under the bed, "If the recovery is good, the prince's daily life should be fine, but... try to avoid lifting heavy objects in the future."

So labor and capital are useless?Xiao Di lay on the bed with a pale face, "Go down."

Forget it, if you can’t lift something heavy, then you can’t lift it. As a regent, I usually don’t need to lift anything heavy, but...

Xiao Di encountered a big problem in his life.

I can’t use both hands, what should I do when I go to the toilet during this time?

Thinking of this horrific lower body, Xiao Di fell into deep panic.

Now labor and capital have to be helped to go to the toilet!It's just such a small piece of meat that people have to watch it every time I go to the toilet!Fuck... Fuck... I don't even know what to say, it's all the original owner's fault!What's wrong with being a eunuch?Now Laozi can't cry anymore...

Why am I so miserable...

The more terrified Xiao Di was, the more he wanted to go to the bathroom. He was lying on the bed with cold sweat and his eyes were full of hallucinations. He had already begun to doubt himself and life, why the sun rose from the east and set from the west, and why the earth was round...

"My lord, are you okay? Are you in severe pain? Do you want the imperial doctor to come see you again?" Xiao Hei sat by the bed and wiped the cold sweat off his face with a towel.

In a sense, I am really in pain...

Seeing Xiao Hei's big white teeth gleaming as soon as he spoke, "Xiao Bai, prepare the car, I want to go home."

"Yes, my lord."

The four hours from the palace to the palace made Xiao Di suffer a lot. His hands ached and he wanted to go to the toilet. Xiao Di felt that he must have been a heinous sinner in his previous life, and he had to suffer this kind of pain in this life.

As soon as he returned to the palace, Xiao Di, whose bloodshot eyes were full, was helped out of the car. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw General Ruan Jingjun standing at the door.

wtf! ! !

What is he doing here!

"Ah Di, are you okay? I heard news from the palace that you are injured..." Ruan Jingjun stepped forward nervously when he saw Xiao Di, saw Xiao Di's arms wrapped in bandages, and stretched out his hands to help him. "How did you get hurt like this..."

Labor and capital injuries are none of your business!Get out!The suffering Xiao Di is not in a good mood at the moment, "What does the king's injury have to do with General Ruan, please come and visit me. The king is fine now, General Ruan, please go back."

"Ah Di, don't be like this..." Ruan Jingjun stretched out his hand to support Xiao Di stubbornly.

Get out!Labor and capital are dying!

"Xiao Hei! See off the guests!"

Xiao Hei conscientiously stood in front of Xiao Di, "Yes, my lord. General, please go back first, my lord is injured and needs to recuperate. This is not good for your condition."

The gate of the palace slammed shut. The man was cold from beginning to end, and he didn't even give him a look until he was helped away.

"Adi..."

Helped back to the palace by Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei was busy in and out directing the servants to work, Xiao Di looked at Xiao Hei's dark face, gritted his teeth, "Everyone else back down."

Only Xiao Hei and him were left in the bedroom, "Xiao Hei, come here."

Xiao Hei stepped forward, "My lord."

Xiao Di stared at him for a long time without speaking, Xiao Hei was sweating profusely, wondering what happened to the prince.

"...Go get the beast." The beast, scientifically known as the toilet, is commonly known as the chamber pot.

Xiao Hei:! ! !

Holding the utensil carved with golden beasts, "My lord, if you want to congratulate me, I...can I help you?" Xiao Hei asked tentatively.

Ah, I'm so stupid!The prince in his current state definitely needs my help, but... he is the prince!So embarrassing and swollen...

Xiao Di kept a dark face and did not speak. Xiao Hei was quite clever and did not let Xiao Di say anything more embarrassing. He quickly started to help Xiao Di untie his belt. After a pause, he immediately continued his actions as if he hadn't seen anything. The two people in the room were extremely silent, and the atmosphere was extremely gloomy.

After solving the problem, Xiao Di, the little gangster, pulled up his clothes and immediately bowed his head and knelt at Xiao Di's feet, not daring to vent his anger.

"If you dare to reveal a word about what you saw today..." The Regent's face was gloomy.

"Xiao Hei's life was given by the prince. I will never say a word if I see it today. If it leaks, Xiao Hei will be punished by the prince!"

"Go out."

When Xiao Hei went out, he realized that his back was soaked in sweat.No wonder, no wonder the lord looked... so... Shaking his head, Xiao Hei quickly threw out the picture in his mind, forcing himself to forget what he saw and heard today.

Xiao Di, who was lying on the bed in the room, secretly let out a sigh of relief. It felt like a student who knew he would fail the exam and was still nervous to death before the grades came down, but when the grades did come down, he could really see When you get a passing score, you will breathe a sigh of relief.After taking this step, Xiao Di suddenly felt that it was nothing.

While Xiao Di was recuperating at home, the morning court was temporarily suspended. Although the morning court was suspended, there was no shortage of memorials on Xiao Di's desk every day, but fortunately, most of the memorials during this period were for the officials to express their condolences to Xiao Di, the acting boss. Illness, express your concern for the body of the acting boss, your reverence for sacrificing your life, and your endless admiration.

During this period, Xiao Di couldn't move his hands, so he took the opportunity to be lazy, and Xiao Hei completely became his right and left hand.Instruct Xiao Hei to divide the flattering papers and business papers into two piles, and then ask him to read the serious papers to himself one by one, and finally let Xiao Hei write the reply to these troublesome ministers.Xiao Di felt sorry for the audience for not being named as one of the top ten people who moved Dongli with such a disability.

In fact, many times, Xiao Di fell asleep while listening to Xiao Hei reading. At this time, Xiao He would put down the booklet in his hand, cover him with a quilt quietly, and exit silently.When Xiao Di wakes up, his face is always full of regret—why did I fall asleep again!How long have I wasted!If I don't deal with it quickly, these damn notes will pile up more and more, and I will never have a bright future!

"Xiao Hei! Why don't you always wake me up!" Xiao Di always complained sleepily.

"My lord, the imperial doctor asked you to rest well. If you don't rest at ease, your hands will not heal." Xiao Hei smiled, showing a row of big white teeth.

"... Xiaobai, there is no next time, you must call me next time!"

"Yes, my lord."

That day Xiao Di was taking a nap on the couch, and he was almost exhausted after listening to Xiao Hei read all the important military and political affairs all morning.Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard the devil's voice piercing his ears, "Uncle Emperor! Are you recovering..."

Ahhh, I must have an auditory hallucination... Xiao Di closed his eyes to comfort himself, and then his expectations were broken by the brat who crawled into bed on his own.

Xiao Di: wtf! ! !

Talk about resting! ! !

The bear climbed onto the bed, knelt on the bed and looked at Xiao Di who had his eyes tightly closed, and then pulled Xiao Di's quilt to lie down next to Xiao Di.

"Your Majesty, please go slowly..." Zhao Jin had just entered the door, and what she saw was that they were both lying on the bed. Behind Zhao Jin was Qian Ming who had been silent all along. Qian Ming was taken aback when he saw the situation inside.

"Hush—" the little emperor turned his head and gestured, "The emperor's uncle is sleeping, don't make noise!"

Zhao Jin: What's the situation!

Xiao Hei also rushed over at this time, and when he saw Zhao Jin standing at the door, he bowed to him, "Grandpa Zhao, the prince has just rested after watching the memorial all morning." I went to the flower hall and asked them to wait for the prince in the flower hall.

Maybe it was because of being too tired, after the surroundings quieted down, Xiao Di, who is essentially a slob, fell asleep just like that...

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Xiao Di gradually woke up, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he met the big eyes of the bear boy.

Xiao Di:. . . .

I quickly closed my eyes again: I must be dreaming...

Xiao Di, who did not want to face the reality, hoped to be shattered by the brat again. The brat put his arms around his neck, put his head on his neck, and his breath made him itch, "Uncle Huang, you're awake!"

No, I'd rather I'm still awake...

Unable to pretend, Xiao Di opened his eyes, "Your Majesty, why are you here? Don't you have to go to class today?"

The bear raised his upper body, "Today is the [-]th day, and the Imperial College is on holiday. Eunuch Zhao said he would come to deliver a memorial to the emperor, so I asked him to bring me along."

What's the matter with you, Zhao Jin!I delayed Zhao Jinling a thousand times in my heart, "Eunuch Zhao is now."

"I don't know, maybe wait outside." The bear boy replied.

"Your majesty, get up first. Xiao Hei! Help me up!" Hearing his voice, Xiao Hei appeared like a ghost, "My lord."

After getting up, Xiao Di finally looked better under Xiao Hei's care, "What time is it now?"

Xiao Hei answered while helping him straighten his belt, "Go back to your lord, it's time."

Emma it's seven o'clock in the evening! ! !

"Why didn't you call me?" Xiao Di was a little annoyed.

"I didn't let him bark, Uncle Emperor, if you want to blame it, just blame me..." Xiongzi stood aside and said aggrievedly.

Damn, the gate of the palace is closed at eight o'clock in the evening, and the child is still here at seven o'clock, so it's impossible to keep him overnight today!Head hurts!

"Where's Zhao Jin?"

"Eunuch Zhao and Mr. Qian's young master are waiting for you in the flower hall." Xiao Hei replied.

What should I do, Xiao Hei, I want to beat you more and more...

"It's outrageous! Xiao Hei, you must wake me up next time!"

"Yes, my lord."

"Call the kitchen to pass on the meal. The emperor must be hungry this late." Well, he was actually hungry.

At the dinner table, the three guests looked at Xiao Di with both hands hanging in amazement, and Xiao Hei sat beside him, feeding the Lord Regent mouthful of food deftly with his hands and feet. "Uncle Emperor, I was wrong, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, just get used to it." Xiao Di replied lightly.

The little emperor continued, "I have already ordered people to cut down that tree, Uncle Emperor, I have avenged you, so don't be angry with me, okay..."

So you bear boy, you didn't realize your mistakes at all, okay? "Your Majesty, let's eat, I'm not angry."

After eating, Xiao Di looked melancholy at the dark night outside, and insincerely asked the three of them to stay, "Grandpa Zhao, it's getting late now, so you can take the emperor and Mr. Qian to stay with me overnight." Hurry up reject!Say no more!

"Okay! Uncle Emperor! I want to sleep with you!" The little emperor clapped his hands excitedly.

Zhao Jin bowed at the side, "If so, I will bother the prince."

Xiao Di looked at Zhao Jin with resentment on his face: Stupid/pussy teammate!

The bear child grabbed Xiao Di's robe and said coquettishly, "I want to sleep with you! Uncle Emperor, I want to sleep with you..."

Xiao Di turned his body slightly, took the robe out of the bear's hand, and said coldly, "Your Majesty, this is not in line with etiquette, besides, the minister is inconvenient, and there are government affairs to be dealt with, Xiao Hei, arrange a room for the emperor."

"Then...then I promise not to overwhelm the emperor, okay..."

"Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said that the prince's hand needs to be rested. If the emperor falls asleep at night and touches the prince's hand, the prince's hand will not be cured." Zhao Jin, the pig teammate, finally played a role.

"Then...well then, Uncle Huang, you need to get well soon..."

After watching Zhao Jin bring the two brats down, Xiao Di finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Have you ever seen Dongli Nandu at three o'clock in the morning?

The Regent has seen it.

At night, the little emperor was woken up by urinating, and when he got up to go out, he heard a slight noise outside the window, opened the door sleepily, and found that it was Qian Ming who was sleeping next door to him.

When Qian Ming saw him, he "shh—" gestured to him.

"A Ming, are you also going to be a Gong?"

Qian Ming pointed to the lighted window not far away, which was the emperor's uncle's bedroom.He immediately became interested, "Uncle Huang hasn't slept yet!"

Taking advantage of their small size, the two bear children avoided the patrolling guards of the palace, and sneaked under the window of the Prince Regent.

"...Are you ready, Xiao Hei." He heard the voice of the uncle of the emperor, and the faint sound of water.

The two children tiptoed and looked inside through the translucent window paper, so what they saw that night became a curse that bound them for life.

The young regent turned his back to them, showing his bare back in the tub, and when he stood up from the water, he looked like a strange water ghost, as if he could seduce someone's life at any time.

"Uncle Emperor..." He muttered in a daze.

In a trance, he followed Qian Ming back to the dormitory, tossed and turned in the second half of the night, and his dream was full of the pale and strange body of the emperor's uncle.