Cannon fodder's self-cultivation

After the court, Xiao Di came out from the Xuanyuan Hall and was going to the Qinzheng Hall to deal with the memorial. The eunuch Zhao Jin stopped him at the door, bent down and bowed to him, "My lord, go and see the emperor, there is a message from the East Palace. The news is that the emperor is ill and hasn't eaten since last night."

Baozi is sick?It's no wonder, I cried to death yesterday, it's strange that I don't get sick today, "Lead the way, I'll go and see."

The new emperor is not yet full and has not formally enthroned, so he still lives in the prince's East Palace, but this East Palace, Xiao Di sees it is also a good place with mountains and rivers.

As soon as he entered the East Palace, the palace people bowed their heads and bowed when they saw him, "See you, my lord." Some palace people were about to pass on the message, Xiao Di waved his hand to signal him not to be alarmed, and pushed the door into the emperor's bedroom. The middle-aged woman was holding a medicine bowl and was coaxing Baozi to take medicine. Baozi was pale and gritted his teeth to resist death.

This brat, how can he get better if he doesn't take medicine, but after taking medicine, he looks like a chaste and strong woman, "You go down first." He said to the nanny.

The two people here realized that the regent had been standing there for an unknown amount of time. The nanny put down the bowl and bowed to him, "Your servant will leave."

The little bun who was caught for refusing to take the medicine blushed a little, "Uncle Emperor..." His voice was soft and sticky, is this really the protagonist Gong of the future big iceberg?There is no mistake.

Xiao Di walked to the bed, sat on the edge of the bed, picked up the medicine bowl, and stirred it with a spoon, "Why don't you take the medicine?"

"I'm not sick, I don't take medicine." Baozi said stubbornly with a blushing face.

You brat, if your child sees that I don't slap you, you will obediently take your medicine!Xiao Di stretched out his hand and touched Baozi's forehead, "You have a fever. You need to take your medicine quickly."

Finding that Xiao Baozi was watching him secretly, he squeezed his face amusedly, "Your Majesty, are you afraid of suffering?"

Baozi blushed even more, "I... I'm not afraid!"

"If you're not afraid, just take the medicine obediently." As he spoke, he picked up a spoonful of soup and blew it, and brought it to Baozi's mouth, "The emperor is a man from the Qi family, so he won't be afraid of hardship." Emma's ancient medicine is really bitter, I can't even smell it... The protagonist Gong, you can drink it, you are a real man!

In fact, drinking this medicine in one go is the least painful way to drink it, taking small sips... Then I can only say that this person probably has a brain problem.But now, the protagonist is attacking you for doing this, so I have no choice but to let this real man taste the bitterness of the world. Hahaha, anyway, you will give me poisoned wine in the future, so it is not too much for me to charge some interest first.

After feeding him just now, Baozi suddenly sat up on the bed covering his mouth, "Wow——"

Xiao Di: Shit!The protagonist attacks you hard!

"Uncle Emperor... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." Baozi looked at Xiao Di tearfully.

Xiao Di maintained his demeanor, looked at Xiao Baozi calmly, "It's okay, just a coat."

Damn, you actually vomited!You actually vomited!Damn brat!

Xiao Di took off his vomited coat, and sat on the bedside wearing only his middle coat, "Zhao Jin." Hearing Xiao Di's voice, the eunuch immediately went in, and was taken aback when he saw the situation inside, "My lord, you..."

"Go and find a robe for the king, and let the small kitchen make medicine for the emperor again." Xiao Di ordered.

"Yes."

"Uncle Huang, I didn't do it on purpose..." Xiao Baozi said pitifully.

I hate you……

"Your majesty, you can lie down, I'm fine." Xiao Di helped the little emperor to lie down, "If you're sick, you need to take medicine. If your majesty is like this, the former emperor will not feel at ease."

"Father... Father Emperor..." Hearing Xiao Di mention the dead ghost emperor, Baozi burst into tears again.

Oops!The bear boy is crying again!Ahhh, the cry of the protagonist Gong is really like a torrent of river water, isn't he afraid that his eyes will drown in his eye sockets!Why is there such a creature as a bear child in the world...

Xiao Di clumsily took out a handkerchief to wipe Xiongzi's face, unexpectedly, Xiongzi hugged his hand and threw himself into his arms, "Wow—Uncle Huang...I miss Emperor Father..." Snot and tears dripped onto his face Xiao Di's chest.

Yes~ I know that your father is dead, but your father will not be able to live if you cry like this, let alone this, do you think it is appropriate for you to cry like this now!Your setting is the general attack of icebergs, ghosts and animals!Don't you feel like you are OOC?

He patted the bear on the back helplessly, "Don't cry, Your Majesty, you are the Emperor, a man from the Qi family, and the Qi family would rather bleed than cry."

By the way, brat, if your father is not dead, you think you can be the emperor!You don't even know how lucky you are when your father died at such a young age!If in a few years, your father adds No. [-] Emperor Brother No. [-] Emperor No. n to you, and in the future the prince will take over the wall of his brothers, then you will know how troublesome it is!

Although the child is rather bearish, it can be seen that he is quite determined to be an emperor. Hearing what Xiao Di said, Baozi stopped crying and sniffed non-stop.

"Your Majesty, I heard from the nanny in charge that you haven't eaten since morning?" Xiao Di changed into a more comfortable position holding the bun.

"I can't eat..." Baozi felt aggrieved in Xiao Di's arms, the tip of his nose was twitching red, and there were still unshed tears in his big eyes.

No wonder!If you take medicine without eating, no wonder you vomit all over me! "Your Majesty, you can't do without food. Zhao Jin, ask the kitchen to make some porridge for the Emperor."

The conscientious eunuch soon asked people to come in with brand new robes and porridge, Xiao Di ordered them to put the things aside and let them go out.

Little Baozi leaned against his arms, with the tip of his nose glowing red, sucking and sucking, Xiao Di stirred the porridge with a spoon, and fed it to Baozi's mouth, "Your Majesty, open your mouth."

This time Baozi opened his mouth obediently, and drank the porridge delivered to his mouth in one gulp, "Uncle Huang, you are so kind, you are just like your father."

Xiao Di:! ! !

What nonsense are you talking about, brat! ! !

What should I do if I accidentally ooc!Will the aloof regent let Baozi lean into his arms?Will the big villain feed the bear porridge so gently!That must not be the case!

No, I have to quickly change my avatar back!

Indifferently handing the bowl to the bear boy, Xiao Di stood up expressionlessly, picked up the outer robe that was put aside, and saluted the emperor on the couch, "Your Majesty, I have overstepped. Qinzheng Palace still has something to do. The minister will leave first, and the emperor remembers to take medicine."

"Uncle Emperor..."

After Xiao Di finished speaking, he put on his outer robe and left the palace gate, leaving the little emperor stunned for a moment holding the bowl that Xiao Di sent over, and then wailed loudly, trying to use his own tears to keep Xiao Di away. Hagi.But does it work?Xiao Di, a scumbag, heard the cries of the brat, his hairs stood on end, and he ran away quickly with oil on his feet.

Walking quickly on the way back, Xiao Di let out a long sigh of relief—fuck me, dealing with brats is really more tiring than reviewing the memorial to the Palace of Qinzheng!Besides, he and the brat are old enemies!It's either you die or I die. Is it really a man to have such a good impression?

No, you still have to remember your own character settings at all times!How can such an OOC plot be completed!

It was already late when I came out of the East Palace, and I ordered the servants to bring the memorial back to the palace. Xiao Di went back home, sitting in the carriage and looking at the memorials piled up like hills around him, Xiao Di was really tired and didn’t love it. It feels like I have to make up homework when I go home without finishing my homework.

Being an emperor is a lot of physical work, obviously so tiring, I really don’t understand why those people want to be emperor so much one by one, with so much homework to do every day, it’s even more tiring than high school candidates. Who did it!

It's better to be a rice bug...

The boy who followed Xiao Di was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, a part-time guard, with dark skin and a row of big white teeth when he smiled. Xiao Di couldn't remember his name, and always called him Xiao Hei, but when he smiled , makes people want to call him Xiaobai, so in Xiao Di's mouth, the boy's name is always uncertain, but the boy doesn't care, he just said that the prince likes it.

What a casual guy.Xiao Di looked at the boy holding the back of his head with a messy bun and thought silently.

Suddenly, the car stopped suddenly, "Xiao Hei, what's going on." Xiao Di asked while sitting in the car.

"It's the general, the general has returned to Beijing." Xiao Hei replied.

General?Xiao Di raised the curtain of the carriage, and saw a tall horse parked in the middle of the road. The rider was dressed in military uniform. Although the face could not be seen clearly from a distance, such a blurry figure was extremely mighty.Fortunately, Xiao Di has made up for the hundreds of years of history of the Dongli Dynasty plus the roster of officials in the past two days. I think this general refers to General Ruan Jingjun Ruan who guarded the border in Dongli. Now it is a national funeral, and Ruan Jingjun is probably returning to Beijing. Mourning.

But this has nothing to do with him!As a general, you dare to stop my regent's car!Xiao Di lowered the curtain, "Xiao Hei, go another way."

"But the general..."

"Walk."

The carriage turned around and left the blocked street.

The man on the horse looked at the slowly leaving carriage, pursed his lips tightly and remained silent.

Finally returned to the Prince Regent's Mansion, ordered Xiao Hei to move all the memorials back to the study, and asked people to boil water to prepare for a bath. The brat cried and vomited in his arms today, so dirty to death!

Xiao Di was taken aback by this shower—he, he, he, what did he find!The original owner is not an ordinary impotence!This guy is a eunuch at all!

Fuck the original owner, what have you been through...

The masculine features of the lower body have shrunk pitifully, only the size of a child, the key is the back!The pouch is empty, obviously the result of being castrated/castrated.

Lasagna tears hung on Xiao Di's face. He doesn't mind being an impotent, but it doesn't mean he doesn't mind being a eunuch... Although the results are the same, the obvious nature of being castrated/castrated is different, so the original owner What have you been through!You are such a man with a story!

No matter how you say it, the original owner is a prince, who would dare to do such a cruel thing to him...

"My lord, the clothes are put outside for you." Xiao Hei's voice from outside the screen startled Xiao Di, and quickly hid in the water, "Put it, just put it there, you should hurry up and get out."

The extremely shocked Xiao Di hastily washed his body and was not in the mood to review the memorial. He casually ate a few mouthfuls of dinner in a trance and then lay on the bed ready to sleep, huddled under the quilt and clamped his legs, silently digesting this information.

Original owner, you are actually a eunuch!

Original owner, you are actually a eunuch!

Why don't you take care of your body so much!It turned out to be a eunuch!

How can you be a eunuch!

I'm so tired, I really don't want to play...

After tossing and turning until the middle of the night, he suddenly figured it out. He was slapped in the face in the first week, his ass was blown out in the second week, and his intestines were pulled out by a group of zombies in the third week. What a setback!Isn't he just a eunuch!It doesn't hurt and doesn't itch, isn't it just two less balls than others... Damn, the more I think about it, the more sad it is!Ah, no matter, anyway, this is not my body, after all, it is someone else's property, if someone else's property breaks, it is none of my business!The character setting is just impotence, the method is not important, the key is to be impotent.

What's more, he doesn't care whether he is impotent or not.

After I figured it out, I felt much better, turned over and fell asleep.In the end, after not sleeping for long, Xiao Hei knocked on the door and woke him up, "My lord, it's time to go to court."

wtf! ! !

I got up from the bed with two eyes with thick dark circles open, it's not yet dawn, damn it!The sky was full of stars outside, it was only just five o'clock, and he was dazedly dressed and washed by the maids of the palace, Xiao Di kept cursing the evil imperial power and the evil exploitationism in his heart.

The palace is located in the easternmost part of the capital. If you count the Forbidden City as the center, it is already outside the seventh and eighth ring roads. I really don't understand what the original owner thinks. Why does the majestic regent want to live in the suburbs? It's so troublesome to go to work!It takes two hours to get to the Forbidden City by horse-drawn carriage, which means that every morning Xiao Di spends 4 hours on the road to work, and at nine o'clock in the morning, he has to get up at five o'clock to rush to the palace!Damn, is this the life of a human being!

No matter whether he was a second-generation cheating father in the first world, or a zombie in the second world, Xiao Di hasn't woken up so early for many years... Ah... Waking up early is so painful...

The rumbling sound of the carriage was like a beautiful lullaby. Not long after Xiao Di sat in the carriage, he fell asleep holding the memorial in a daze.

When the carriage arrived at the gate of the palace, Xiao Hei lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and saw the aloof Lord Regent lying crookedly in the carriage, sleeping with a memorial on his head...

Pulling the curtain with a "wow", Xiao Hei thought in a cold sweat: If you wake up the prince now, he will probably be killed...

"Why, why doesn't the regent get out of the car?" Ruan Jingjun didn't wear a military uniform today, but a court uniform.

"General Ruan." Xiao Hei bowed his head to Ruan Jingjun in a cold sweat, "Your Highness...he is in good health..." Why did I just meet the General, why am I so unlucky...

"Are you feeling well?" Ruan Jingjun jumped into Xiao Di's carriage regardless of the obstruction, and threw open the sedan chair curtain.

General Ruan: . . . .

"Cough," Ruan Jingjun coughed after jumping off the car, "Since the regent is in good health, I'll go into the palace first." After speaking, he entered the palace gate without looking back.

Xiao Hei: My lord, you are so ruthless and unreasonable...