don't pull my short legs

The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

With a cub in his arms, Tu You sat in the cement pile dumbfounded, not knowing where to put his eyes.

Since being brought into the pit of the Cowherd's shop by his unlucky uncle, he has done a lot of homework and has a lot of experience in male sex.

Most of the monsters who can seduce people's souls and absorb people's energy are soft and slender, and their waists can be broken when they are pinched. Like the vixen who applied for the job in the afternoon, they belong to the type that does not seduce people but does not pay for their lives.

And the thin but strong body in front of him is handsome and straight, like a bamboo branch, with the slightly cold smell of morning dew.People can't move their eyes.

But what attracted Tu You the most was not the tall and straight figure of the other party, but the part that was not covered by the bath towel.

The man's exposed upper body was as white as his face, almost transparent.Because of this, the flames, beacon smoke, and sprites floating in the boundless sea of ​​blood appear vivid on the skin.

Black, crimson, and faintly flowing dark gold covered the sturdy chest and arms, the fangs of the evil spirits glowed with a faint color, and the sharp bone claws like blades held a bright fire like the morning sun. Fight each other.

The water droplets fell along the ends of the long hair into the boundless sea of ​​netherworld, instantly merging with the burning blood.

It is a gorgeous and brutal beauty.

Even though he is also a male monster, and he thinks that there are countless male monsters, facing the Ukiyo-e-like scenery in front of him, Tu You still involuntarily held his breath.

"Fucking awesome!" The king obviously thought so too, standing on Tu You's shoulder and slapping his stomach excitedly, "Brother, do you think about taking the exam—"

"boom!"

Tu You finally experienced the feeling of being thrown out by the back of the neck.

"Tomorrow, I will call the property manager to fix the ceiling for you!" Standing outside the door, he yelled at the door in vain, "Mr. Zang, don't mind! Children are ignorant!"

There was a dead silence at the door.

"I'm talking about the store manager." The king, who was full of food and drink, didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him, and eagerly tugged at the corner of Tu You's clothes, "I think this big brother is not bad! Once he took off his shirt, he didn't even need to say anything— —”

Tu You slapped it hard on the head.

"Are you a fool?" He wished he could strangle this little thing to death.

Generally speaking, there are only two kinds of people who wear a full suit in such hot weather: those who sell insurance and those who are on the road.

After witnessing the tattoos on Mr. Zang's body, no matter how naive Tu You was, he would not regard him as a good young man selling insurance.

"Don't, don't, don't..." The king knew he was afraid at this moment.

It just ate the ceiling and collapsed it!

Tu You didn't know what to do, when he just stood up from the cement pile, he wanted to shake hands with Zang Shiyi to apologize, but facing the expressionless handsome face of the other party, he secretly rubbed his hands covered with dust His claws were retracted.

Haven't opened the bar yet, can't die at this time!

After standing in the corridor for half an hour without hearing any movement from the door, Tu You led the king back to his nest in despair.

The two monsters huddled on the sofa in the living room in fear, and didn't close their eyes all night.

"Come back at noon and eat again." In the early morning, Tu You opened his bloodshot eyes, and slapped the king's claws that were reaching for the food.

After what happened last night, the king didn't dare to make a fuss, and his little butt twisted and twisted into Tu You's neckline.Obediently showing half of the head.

Like the orphanage specially set up for monsters, the Administration has set up a hospital exclusively for monsters.The hospital is open to the whole society, and also treats unsuspecting human beings.The monsters only need to hang up a special expert number.

"I just ate a little too much..." In the hall on the first floor, the king hugged Tu You's neck tremblingly, "No need for injections or medicine..."

It always felt that the store manager was trying to retaliate against it for what happened last night.

"For your own good." Tu You didn't want the tragedy to happen again.

There is a potential violent person living in the building. God knows when this old man will get angry when he gets upset.

Tu You thought he was good at fighting, but he didn't think he could beat an underworld Tibetan fox.

A person who knows the current affairs is a hero, it is better to clamp his tail obediently first.

After hesitating for a while between Pediatrics and Gastroenterology, Tu You called Pediatrics first.

The monster's pediatric department is not in the main building, so Tu You took the king to the ancillary building next door after signing up.

Probably more people get sick from eating indiscriminately in summer. Once inside, the corridor is full of all kinds of little monsters hanging on water.

Like the king, most of these little monsters are still in the infancy stage of wisdom, and cannot transform into a human form. At first glance, they seem to have broken into a zoo with a fence that has been destroyed.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" A husky cub was crying and spraying the nurse's face with saliva.

"Shame!" Ye Zi, the flower vine spirit next door to the husky, trembled twice, and sat on the stool very young, and said in a childish voice, "A man still cries after getting an injection!"

Huskies cried even harder.

Tu You felt the king in his chest shrink into a ball, and began to shake up and down regularly.

"I don't want an injection!" Probably because he was too frightened, the king scratched him lightly with his paw, "I will start a diet when I get back today! I will never eat more than one apple for a meal! If I eat, I will be a little pig!"

Xiao Ganglu, who was quietly hanging water next to him, silently glanced at the king, and murmured unconvinced: "I only eat half an apple for a meal..."

"Eating too little will lead to malnutrition." Tu You endured the pain and glanced at Xiao Ganglu, and pulled out the king who was shaking into a ball from his chest, "Hey, we don't give injections."

The king held his hand blankly, looking delirious.

"Go to the Department of Gastroenterology." The doctor stuck out his tongue hissingly, looked at Da Wang whose face was covered with tears and snot, then looked at Tu You, and then showed a meaningful smile.

Tu Youxin said, don't look at me like that!Who stipulates that the person who brings the child to see a doctor these days must be the real father?

Finally squeezed out from a group of crying little monsters, Tu You felt that his chest was about to be scratched.

"I'm not going to see a doctor! I'm not sick!" The king kicked his legs and wanted to jump off him. He kicked twice, then suddenly came back, obediently nestled in the same place, motionless.

Tu You was wondering why the boy suddenly changed his sexuality, when he saw a young man with a temperament obviously different from the people around him in the crowded crowd.

Even though the other party was wearing a mask and the hat was extremely low, Tu You recognized him at a glance.

It was none other than the tiger demon that he could see every day when he ate lollipops and walked quickly from the fire escape with his head down.

"Have you ever eaten his food?" Tu You stroked the king's round back.

"No!" The little paw grabbed Tu You's neckline, half of his small round face was hidden in the T-shirt, the king opened his dark eyes, and didn't get out until the back of the tiger demon disappeared, "I'm the kind of monster who eats anything casually." ?!"

Tu You raised his eyebrows.

After re-registering the gastroenterology department, the kind doctor goat touched the king from head to toe, and then shook his head at Tu You: "It's nothing, the child is growing up, so it won't hurt to eat more."

"Impossible?" Tu You said in disbelief as he looked at the majestic King lying on the table humming all over his body, "I didn't eat so much when I was a child! Why does it eat the stainless steel basin on the table ceiling! "

Then tell him that there is no harm in eating more of these things? !

"I've cultivated to perfection, what can't I eat." The old doctor stroked his real goatee, full of anger, "I still stew mutton soup every day when I go home! As long as the child can digest it!"

Tu You, Dawang: "..."

If the doctor says it's fine, it probably means it's fine.Tu You still believed in the hospital.

Coming out of the gastroenterology department, across a corridor, he saw the figure of the tiger demon.

The person of the other party is really good-looking, even if he is wearing a mask, he can see a bit of handsomeness from the exposed eyebrows.

"Which department did he go to?" The king stared at the tiger demon with a pair of eyes.

"It's also Gastroenterology." This floor seems to be a department, Tu You shrugged, "The life of a celebrity is irregular, he must have stomach problems or something."

It's just that he didn't expect this big star to be so friendly. He didn't make an appointment with a private doctor, but came to a public hospital instead.

This gave Tu You a good impression of the Tiger Demon.

After hearing what he said, the king was silent for a while, then continued, pawing his face with his little paws, "Then let's go home."

This kind of abnormality naturally cannot escape Tu You's eyes. Although the little boy is clever, he is still a child after all.When encountering something, all emotions are written on the face.

The king's cheeks were tense, and his little paws were moving restlessly, obviously worried about the tiger demon's physical problems.

Tu You hesitated.

There must be something tricky between these two monsters, but judging from the performance of the king, it is obvious that he does not want to talk about it.He didn't know whether he should follow the king's wishes to avoid the tiger demon.

After all, the other party is just an underage cub. If there is a guardian, it should be sent back.

Before he could think clearly, the tiger demon who was holding the doctor's order turned around, and saw the king lying on Tu You's chest and staring at him.

"Your Majesty!" Regardless of the fact that this is a hospital, the tiger demon exclaimed, and ran over while calling the king's name, not forgetting to pull off the mask, "It's me!"

At the same time as he took off the mask, the patients on both sides of the corridor holding the medical records, holding the children and arguing with their husbands stopped their movements, and quickly took out the cameras hidden under the medical records/dolls/fake husbands .

Before Tu You realized what was going on, he was blinded by the flashlights of the paparazzi.