don't pull my short legs
Chapter 5
Early in the morning, the Snake Brothers brought people from the property to repair the ceiling.
"..." Da She looked at the big hole in the ceiling of the bathroom, then at Zang Shiyi who was sitting on the sofa expressionlessly, and lowered his voice, "Brother Tu, this is..."
Coveting the beauty of this Tibetan fox, came to kiss Fangze in the middle of the night?
The little snake blinked, its eyes flicked over Zang Shiyi's rolled up cuffs, and he looked away instantly after being burned by the tattoo.Ignoring my brother's words, I buried myself in stirring the cement with the people who came from the property.
Zang Shixi heard it clearly: "..."
In all fairness, the moment the manul fell down, he really wanted to kill the demon, but the other party was a relative of a colleague after all, so it really made everyone look bad.
Now I am still carrying punishment on my body, so I can't make extra troubles at a critical moment.
The most important thing is... Listening to the movement in the bathroom, Zang Shixi was exceptionally calm. He is now so poor that he can't afford the extra repair fee.
Just as he was thinking, his phone rang.
"Eleventh, are you used to living here?" As soon as the connection was made, Li Qi's voice came out, "That brat in our family didn't cause you any trouble, did he?"
Zang Shixi put on the Bluetooth headset, pulled up his hair and tied it loosely at the back of his head: "No."
There was no trouble other than falling into the bathroom in the middle of the night to peek at him while his eyeballs stuck to his body and refused to move, and finally he was thrown out the door.
But it was impossible for him to tell Li Qi that, this vixen has no clues in his mouth, he is still a natural dramatist.Today it is said that he was peeped by the rabbit cat during the process of getting out of the bath, tomorrow the whole Monster Management Bureau will know that he slept Li Qi's nephew.
So he asked: "Is the above document down?"
"Not yet!" The sound of chewing potato chips came from the opposite side, "Ciji went to a meeting in the morning, and it shouldn't be a big deal to have him talking to you over there. He will be suspended for two months at most, don't worry!"
"It just so happens that you are resting too, how tired you are from fighting all day long! I'll arrange a leisurely job for you!" Probably to comfort him, Li Qi acted nonchalantly, "My second uncle's insurance company still needs two salesmen. Do you think it's safe!"
After thinking about it, the only valuable property he had left was the standard suit in the bureau he wore yesterday, Zang Shixi did not express any objection.
"Eleventh, tell me if you don't have enough money! This time the main thing is to relax. It's best to bring a daughter-in-law back when you go back to the game!" The thousand-year-old bastard at the fifth office has a girlfriend recently! We at the sixth office can't lose!"
Not wanting to talk to the director who was always thinking about finding someone for him on a blind date, Zang Shixi chose to keep silent.
"If you can't bring your girlfriend back, it's okay to bring a boyfriend!" The other party was still babbling, and he took advantage of the opportunity to sell his nephew, "What do you think of our little boy? He looks handsome and has a good personality! He is as big as you I've been in love! Why don't you two try it..."
Zang Shixi felt a little headache, so he simply reached out to reach for the tablet.
As soon as the screen lock was unlocked, the entertainment news popped up.
"He seems to have a boyfriend." He glanced at the headlines, and he said lightly, interrupting Li Qi who was chattering and praising Tu You so much that there is nothing in the world.
"What?" Li Qi was stunned, "What boyfriend?"
"Secret meeting in the hospital: Hu Chen's suspected old love is exposed."
In the bar, Tu You, who finally broke away from the paparazzi, gnashed his teeth and scratched his phone with his claws, squeezing out today's headlines from between his teeth.
His hair was disheveled like a bird's nest, and the hem of his T-shirt was torn.The paparazzi who were chasing him just now were not all human beings, and some monster showed its paws in order to catch him.
Neither Tu You nor Hu Chen expected paparazzi to be in ambush in the corridor, and the two monsters were caught off guard, and they were completely caught off guard.
In the released photos, Hu Chen ran towards the dazed Tu You with his arms outstretched excitedly.
The media thoughtfully added the text: Why did Hu Chen affectionately call this man "King" when they met again in the past?Where should the ambiguous object go today!
The culprit sat obediently in the goblet, squeezed the glass to the brim, and was nervously gnawing his paws: "Think of the good, manager! At least you're popular now, aren't you?"
"If you're talking about this kind of red..." This popular post squeezed into the top three in the search list within 10 minutes. Tu You stared at the explosive and skyrocketing comments, stunned by the air-conditioning There was a cold sweat in the room, "I'd rather be a nigger for the rest of my life..."
Most of the comments are Hu Chen's fans, who are discussing Tu You's identity passionately, wishing to dig out the eighteenth generation of his ancestors from the ground.
Fortunately, Tu You is usually just a landlord who doesn't leave the house, and there are no celebrity fans living in the building. For the time being, there is nothing that can be picked up except for the few clear photos.
But that doesn't mean he's safe.
"Who is this man?" Soon, such remarks appeared in popular comments, "Isn't Chenchen with Mr. Cang?"
A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and everyone immediately quarreled vigorously.
"Chen Chen and Cang Sheng don't have stone hammers!" This is the one who was confused by Tu You's face and spoke for Tu You, "Since it is Chen Chen's choice, we should trust him! This little brother is very good-looking!"
"Stand firm in Shengchen's CP and not waver! Chenchen belongs to Mr. Cang!" This is a loyal CP fan who has been knocking on sugar for many years, "Take away Chenchen who has not expressed his opinion!"
Even though he has been in human society for several years, Tu You was still stunned by this situation.
He can beat the unruly monster tenants to tears, but what can he do with a group of cute little human girls? !
"It won't take long for them to rush here and tear down the bar!" Tu You looked at the bar that he hadn't had time to recruit staff to open, and then at the king in the goblet, "You and that Hu Chen And what's the relationship with the common people?"
He hadn't forgotten how this brat skillfully came up with a hype plan for him yesterday.
The king held his face in his paws, narrowed his eyes, and showed a flattering smile: "The store manager..."
"Wow wow wow wow, I know I was wrong!" The next second, the king who was poured out of the cup ran away in the bar on his short legs, his hair was blown up, "Shop manager, you have something to say! Put that down!" Stool! It won’t taste good if it’s broken!”
After some chasing, the king was put back into the goblet.
"That common man is my elder brother..." The king rested his paw on the edge of the cup dejectedly, "Brother Chen is my sister-in-law... I got my nickname... "
Tu You's expression froze.
Tiger demon and hamster spirit?
Is it already a world where tigers are crushed by hamsters?
Not noticing Tu You's expression, the king continued humming and chirping on his own.
The ancestors of the king's family were very business minded. After several generations, the current Cang Group has been established, which involves many businesses and is also well-known in the entertainment circle of Huaguo.Many entertainment companies have their shares, and their well-known artists have contracted half of the Huaguo entertainment circle, and Hu Chen is the most outstanding one among them.
"They have always had a good relationship..." But Tu You didn't see the identity of the rich second generation of the king at all. With the king's good appetite for cement, it is closer to the life of the simple working people. "Then my elder brother tossed out a moth..."
According to the king, its brother Cangsheng and Hu Chen knew each other a long time ago, and they can be regarded as childhood sweethearts.After Hu Chen entered the entertainment industry, Cang Yong used family resources to protect his lover so that Hu Chen could concentrate on singing and filming without being affected by outside affairs.
It stands to reason that such a life is going well, the couple's relationship is sweetened, and their careers are also smooth sailing.Everything is ready, just need to get a marriage certificate.
Monsters were not used to getting married and getting certificates, but after staying with humans for a long time, they also learned to make vows.Hu Chen naturally hoped that the relationship between Cangsheng and him could be witnessed. There was no need for any grand ceremony, just go abroad to get a certificate.
As a result, President Cang lost the chain.
"I don't understand! Other monsters are as good-looking as my brother Chen? Are they as good-tempered as my brother Chen? Are they as good at cooking as my brother Chen?" The king desperately waved his little paws in the air, obviously standing on his sister-in-law's side, "Dragging La doesn’t agree! What’s so good about the goblins outside!”
Although the king didn't find out who the little goblin was after he peeked at Cang Sheng's cell phone and questioned the other party's secretary, it's impossible for the president to refuse to marry for no reason.
Being so angry with his elder brother that he couldn't eat at all, the king who stood on the same front as Hu Chen resolutely ran away from home to protest the immoral behavior of the common people.
Then I happened to see Tu You's job advertisement.
Tu Youxin said, what kind of script was this used for? Brother and sister-in-law did not get along, and as a result, brother-in-law ran away?
No wonder the TV series made by human beings all deduce the giants as swords, lights, swords, shadows and intrigues.
"You're really capable..." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Aren't you afraid that I'll be a bad guy and sell you to a ravine?"
"Brother Chen said," the king chewed the pieces of the goblet loudly, "Even if someone kidnaps me, I can bankrupt them."
Recalling the tragedy in the bathroom, Tu You nodded heavily.
"It just made Brother Chen worry...and also brought you down, the store manager..." After finishing the goblet, the king glanced at Tu You evasively, "Don't be angry with me ..."
"Okay!" Tu You rubbed the king's chubby little head, it doesn't matter if the brat really doesn't have a home.
Yesterday he didn't drive out the hamster that ate up half of his office because the king said he was an orphan.Tu You's infancy didn't go very smoothly. In his heart, children still need to be loved and loved to grow up.
"You just ran out like this, Hu Chen must be dying of anxiety." The king hiccupped after eating the goblet, and Tu You made him a cup of soy milk, staring at it to drink while gently rubbing his belly, " If you don't want to talk to your elder brother, at least let Hu Chen know that you haven't been taken away by bad guys."
Hu Chen obviously cared about the king, otherwise he would not havetily removed his mask in the hospital regardless of his status.
Being rubbed very comfortably, the king groaned a few times, and then called Hu Chen on Tu You's cell phone.
Not long after, Hu Chen, who was fully armed with a hat and mask, came over.
"I'm really sorry." On the phone, the king had already explained everything, knowing that Tu You was not a villain who deliberately kidnapped and sold little monsters, Hu Chen was relieved, and there was a trace of embarrassment on Qingjun's face, "The king is more naughty. …”
"It's okay, it's okay!" Compared with the office and ceiling eaten by the king, Tu You is more worried about the news on the hot search, "Mr. Hu, this hot search..."
This kind of gossip has no good effect on him or Hu Chen. As an ordinary monster, he naturally has no ability to calm public opinion, so he can only rely on Hu Chen.
Hu Chen naturally understood that just as he was about to agree, a deep voice came from the door of the bar.
"Achen! Your Majesty!"
"..." Da She looked at the big hole in the ceiling of the bathroom, then at Zang Shiyi who was sitting on the sofa expressionlessly, and lowered his voice, "Brother Tu, this is..."
Coveting the beauty of this Tibetan fox, came to kiss Fangze in the middle of the night?
The little snake blinked, its eyes flicked over Zang Shiyi's rolled up cuffs, and he looked away instantly after being burned by the tattoo.Ignoring my brother's words, I buried myself in stirring the cement with the people who came from the property.
Zang Shixi heard it clearly: "..."
In all fairness, the moment the manul fell down, he really wanted to kill the demon, but the other party was a relative of a colleague after all, so it really made everyone look bad.
Now I am still carrying punishment on my body, so I can't make extra troubles at a critical moment.
The most important thing is... Listening to the movement in the bathroom, Zang Shixi was exceptionally calm. He is now so poor that he can't afford the extra repair fee.
Just as he was thinking, his phone rang.
"Eleventh, are you used to living here?" As soon as the connection was made, Li Qi's voice came out, "That brat in our family didn't cause you any trouble, did he?"
Zang Shixi put on the Bluetooth headset, pulled up his hair and tied it loosely at the back of his head: "No."
There was no trouble other than falling into the bathroom in the middle of the night to peek at him while his eyeballs stuck to his body and refused to move, and finally he was thrown out the door.
But it was impossible for him to tell Li Qi that, this vixen has no clues in his mouth, he is still a natural dramatist.Today it is said that he was peeped by the rabbit cat during the process of getting out of the bath, tomorrow the whole Monster Management Bureau will know that he slept Li Qi's nephew.
So he asked: "Is the above document down?"
"Not yet!" The sound of chewing potato chips came from the opposite side, "Ciji went to a meeting in the morning, and it shouldn't be a big deal to have him talking to you over there. He will be suspended for two months at most, don't worry!"
"It just so happens that you are resting too, how tired you are from fighting all day long! I'll arrange a leisurely job for you!" Probably to comfort him, Li Qi acted nonchalantly, "My second uncle's insurance company still needs two salesmen. Do you think it's safe!"
After thinking about it, the only valuable property he had left was the standard suit in the bureau he wore yesterday, Zang Shixi did not express any objection.
"Eleventh, tell me if you don't have enough money! This time the main thing is to relax. It's best to bring a daughter-in-law back when you go back to the game!" The thousand-year-old bastard at the fifth office has a girlfriend recently! We at the sixth office can't lose!"
Not wanting to talk to the director who was always thinking about finding someone for him on a blind date, Zang Shixi chose to keep silent.
"If you can't bring your girlfriend back, it's okay to bring a boyfriend!" The other party was still babbling, and he took advantage of the opportunity to sell his nephew, "What do you think of our little boy? He looks handsome and has a good personality! He is as big as you I've been in love! Why don't you two try it..."
Zang Shixi felt a little headache, so he simply reached out to reach for the tablet.
As soon as the screen lock was unlocked, the entertainment news popped up.
"He seems to have a boyfriend." He glanced at the headlines, and he said lightly, interrupting Li Qi who was chattering and praising Tu You so much that there is nothing in the world.
"What?" Li Qi was stunned, "What boyfriend?"
"Secret meeting in the hospital: Hu Chen's suspected old love is exposed."
In the bar, Tu You, who finally broke away from the paparazzi, gnashed his teeth and scratched his phone with his claws, squeezing out today's headlines from between his teeth.
His hair was disheveled like a bird's nest, and the hem of his T-shirt was torn.The paparazzi who were chasing him just now were not all human beings, and some monster showed its paws in order to catch him.
Neither Tu You nor Hu Chen expected paparazzi to be in ambush in the corridor, and the two monsters were caught off guard, and they were completely caught off guard.
In the released photos, Hu Chen ran towards the dazed Tu You with his arms outstretched excitedly.
The media thoughtfully added the text: Why did Hu Chen affectionately call this man "King" when they met again in the past?Where should the ambiguous object go today!
The culprit sat obediently in the goblet, squeezed the glass to the brim, and was nervously gnawing his paws: "Think of the good, manager! At least you're popular now, aren't you?"
"If you're talking about this kind of red..." This popular post squeezed into the top three in the search list within 10 minutes. Tu You stared at the explosive and skyrocketing comments, stunned by the air-conditioning There was a cold sweat in the room, "I'd rather be a nigger for the rest of my life..."
Most of the comments are Hu Chen's fans, who are discussing Tu You's identity passionately, wishing to dig out the eighteenth generation of his ancestors from the ground.
Fortunately, Tu You is usually just a landlord who doesn't leave the house, and there are no celebrity fans living in the building. For the time being, there is nothing that can be picked up except for the few clear photos.
But that doesn't mean he's safe.
"Who is this man?" Soon, such remarks appeared in popular comments, "Isn't Chenchen with Mr. Cang?"
A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and everyone immediately quarreled vigorously.
"Chen Chen and Cang Sheng don't have stone hammers!" This is the one who was confused by Tu You's face and spoke for Tu You, "Since it is Chen Chen's choice, we should trust him! This little brother is very good-looking!"
"Stand firm in Shengchen's CP and not waver! Chenchen belongs to Mr. Cang!" This is a loyal CP fan who has been knocking on sugar for many years, "Take away Chenchen who has not expressed his opinion!"
Even though he has been in human society for several years, Tu You was still stunned by this situation.
He can beat the unruly monster tenants to tears, but what can he do with a group of cute little human girls? !
"It won't take long for them to rush here and tear down the bar!" Tu You looked at the bar that he hadn't had time to recruit staff to open, and then at the king in the goblet, "You and that Hu Chen And what's the relationship with the common people?"
He hadn't forgotten how this brat skillfully came up with a hype plan for him yesterday.
The king held his face in his paws, narrowed his eyes, and showed a flattering smile: "The store manager..."
"Wow wow wow wow, I know I was wrong!" The next second, the king who was poured out of the cup ran away in the bar on his short legs, his hair was blown up, "Shop manager, you have something to say! Put that down!" Stool! It won’t taste good if it’s broken!”
After some chasing, the king was put back into the goblet.
"That common man is my elder brother..." The king rested his paw on the edge of the cup dejectedly, "Brother Chen is my sister-in-law... I got my nickname... "
Tu You's expression froze.
Tiger demon and hamster spirit?
Is it already a world where tigers are crushed by hamsters?
Not noticing Tu You's expression, the king continued humming and chirping on his own.
The ancestors of the king's family were very business minded. After several generations, the current Cang Group has been established, which involves many businesses and is also well-known in the entertainment circle of Huaguo.Many entertainment companies have their shares, and their well-known artists have contracted half of the Huaguo entertainment circle, and Hu Chen is the most outstanding one among them.
"They have always had a good relationship..." But Tu You didn't see the identity of the rich second generation of the king at all. With the king's good appetite for cement, it is closer to the life of the simple working people. "Then my elder brother tossed out a moth..."
According to the king, its brother Cangsheng and Hu Chen knew each other a long time ago, and they can be regarded as childhood sweethearts.After Hu Chen entered the entertainment industry, Cang Yong used family resources to protect his lover so that Hu Chen could concentrate on singing and filming without being affected by outside affairs.
It stands to reason that such a life is going well, the couple's relationship is sweetened, and their careers are also smooth sailing.Everything is ready, just need to get a marriage certificate.
Monsters were not used to getting married and getting certificates, but after staying with humans for a long time, they also learned to make vows.Hu Chen naturally hoped that the relationship between Cangsheng and him could be witnessed. There was no need for any grand ceremony, just go abroad to get a certificate.
As a result, President Cang lost the chain.
"I don't understand! Other monsters are as good-looking as my brother Chen? Are they as good-tempered as my brother Chen? Are they as good at cooking as my brother Chen?" The king desperately waved his little paws in the air, obviously standing on his sister-in-law's side, "Dragging La doesn’t agree! What’s so good about the goblins outside!”
Although the king didn't find out who the little goblin was after he peeked at Cang Sheng's cell phone and questioned the other party's secretary, it's impossible for the president to refuse to marry for no reason.
Being so angry with his elder brother that he couldn't eat at all, the king who stood on the same front as Hu Chen resolutely ran away from home to protest the immoral behavior of the common people.
Then I happened to see Tu You's job advertisement.
Tu Youxin said, what kind of script was this used for? Brother and sister-in-law did not get along, and as a result, brother-in-law ran away?
No wonder the TV series made by human beings all deduce the giants as swords, lights, swords, shadows and intrigues.
"You're really capable..." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Aren't you afraid that I'll be a bad guy and sell you to a ravine?"
"Brother Chen said," the king chewed the pieces of the goblet loudly, "Even if someone kidnaps me, I can bankrupt them."
Recalling the tragedy in the bathroom, Tu You nodded heavily.
"It just made Brother Chen worry...and also brought you down, the store manager..." After finishing the goblet, the king glanced at Tu You evasively, "Don't be angry with me ..."
"Okay!" Tu You rubbed the king's chubby little head, it doesn't matter if the brat really doesn't have a home.
Yesterday he didn't drive out the hamster that ate up half of his office because the king said he was an orphan.Tu You's infancy didn't go very smoothly. In his heart, children still need to be loved and loved to grow up.
"You just ran out like this, Hu Chen must be dying of anxiety." The king hiccupped after eating the goblet, and Tu You made him a cup of soy milk, staring at it to drink while gently rubbing his belly, " If you don't want to talk to your elder brother, at least let Hu Chen know that you haven't been taken away by bad guys."
Hu Chen obviously cared about the king, otherwise he would not havetily removed his mask in the hospital regardless of his status.
Being rubbed very comfortably, the king groaned a few times, and then called Hu Chen on Tu You's cell phone.
Not long after, Hu Chen, who was fully armed with a hat and mask, came over.
"I'm really sorry." On the phone, the king had already explained everything, knowing that Tu You was not a villain who deliberately kidnapped and sold little monsters, Hu Chen was relieved, and there was a trace of embarrassment on Qingjun's face, "The king is more naughty. …”
"It's okay, it's okay!" Compared with the office and ceiling eaten by the king, Tu You is more worried about the news on the hot search, "Mr. Hu, this hot search..."
This kind of gossip has no good effect on him or Hu Chen. As an ordinary monster, he naturally has no ability to calm public opinion, so he can only rely on Hu Chen.
Hu Chen naturally understood that just as he was about to agree, a deep voice came from the door of the bar.
"Achen! Your Majesty!"
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